#♡ host ; valentino

[contemporaryvenison]

Hello all!! Stupid question.. what is/are your favorite animal(s)?

(I don't think Velvette was paying attention.)

[ermine-moth]

♡ every day is valentine's day ♡

i'm val, welcome to my not so humble fictive blog.

this is meant to be my personal space where i can dump all the random val feelings i get, and that includes nsfw shit so... 18+ only. i'm fucking serious, i don't want to interact with minors.

i have osdd, npd, bpd, and audhd so there will be lots of posts about that. i don't think i need to tell you that there will be fucked up stuff on this blog, i'm valentino for god's sake.

if you want val related posts, the tag is #valposting, i also have minor tags that are #about vox, #about angel.

as a val alter who also happens to be host, i'm not often able to get my anger and abusive tendencies out. so to be able to do this safely and consensually, i'd like to play @polillaviolenta's abuse game with those who are willing! if you have feelings you want to let out towards an abuser (or canon val), send an ask that starts with <3 and i will reply in an abusive manner.

nsft-wise... i'm primarily a submissive bottom i would say. that's where i like to be, and that's where you should picture me in this blog. but i do have my moments (angel triggers something in me).

♡ just sit back and enjoy the show ♡

[bunnyluvx]

terms of service. ♡

status: open! see pinned post for available slots.

i will start by saying that anything that i will write, i will be taking my time with to the best of my ability. i have a bad tendency to overwork myself to the point of burnout, and since writing is my biggest passion, i really don't want to overwork myself with this page. so, whatever requests or commissions will be sent my way, will be done on my time. i also have a life outside of tumblr that i need to maintain. hobbies i like to do, friends i like to spend time with, physical and mental health to maintain, etc. i ask that everyone who sends me requests or commissions is understanding of that.

i have the right to refuse service. if i do not want to write something, then i do not have to.

my work is for personal use only. i do not consent to my writing being reposted, translated, plagiarized, used commercially or submitted into ai.

i will want to be paid before i begin to write. if i am unable to start writing or if i cannot continue with the piece, then you will be refunded.

this is a sfw blog. the most nsfw that you will get out of me is jokes, and that is it. do not ask me to write smut.

the reader will ALWAYS be gender-neutral without a mentioned sex unless otherwise specified. if you want any sex or gender-specific reader, then please say so.

i mainly thrive with romantic pairings and find myself most interested in writing those, so that will be a lot of the content that you will be seeing here. but of course, if you request otherwise, i will do what i can to deliver! i am open to writing any types of relationships! polyamorous, monogamous, straight, lgbtq+, romantic, platonic, queerplatonic or familial. i am also open to writing not only character x reader, but character x character and maybe even character x oc/oc x oc! all you need to do is let me know what you want, and i will do my best to adhere to your wishes!

when writing character x reader material, characters under the age of 18 will only be written with platonic and familial dynamics. nothing more, nothing less. if it is character x character or character x oc, i may write them in romantic settings, but that is heavily dependent on the characters in-question and how comfortable i feel in the moment.

fandoms that i will write for: genshin impact, honkai star rail, the arcana, overwatch, snow white with the red hair, fruits basket, ouran high school host club, fena: pirate princess, netflix's castlevania and castlevania nocturne, hazbin hotel and helluva boss, sk8 the infinity, wolf children, violet evergarden, arcane: league of legends, marvel cinematic universe, cherry crush, lackadaisy, epic: the musical, spy x family, love and deepspace.

things that i will write: fluff, hurt/comfort, aus, self-insert, songfic, slice of life, fantasy, character letters, smaus etc. ask about angst, as i am very sensitive and can't handle it if it's heavy.

things that i will not write: dark content, horror, proship, age gap content, any form of discrimination.

ask for anything else!

characters that i will not write: dr ratio (hsr), sparkle (hsr), lucio (the arcana), characters past inazuma and the xianzhou luofu (genshin and hsr), shigure and kureno (fruits basket), adam (sk8 the infinity), abel (fena: pirate princess), gilbert (violet evergarden), singed (arcane), chohan and sodam (cherry crush), kyoya (ohshc), lenore (netflix's castlevania), blitzo (helluva boss), adam and valentino (hazbin hotel), the suitors (epic: the musical), yuri (spy x family).

i'm okay with most other characters. just ask me.

my payment methods: ko-fi, paypal, venmo, chime. cash-app is a work in progress. i will give any details when we are messaging privately.

prices

imagine/headcanon/smau - $2.00

fanfic - $5.00

if you find all of these terms agreeable, then feel free to message me! i hope you have a lovely day/night. <3

[fuxkfacefave]

Okay, so here's an indepth explanation of exactly what I've been thinking about nonstop for the past week

So, I am a Vox and Alastor used to work together truther, I know other people have different theories but this is the one I like so let's not fight about it or anything ♡

Vox and Al are working together on the radio as co hosts/business partners, and at some point, off the air, Vox off handedly mentions that when he was alive, the network used to make him do this dumb jokes segment (exTV host Vox truther here, lol) and alastor says That's a great idea! Let's give that a shot! (Vox: I'm back in the FUCKING BUILDING AGAINNN)

Next show, Alastor introduces a new segment called, like, Jokes with Vox or some shit, I don't know, and hands the mic over to Vox to do some comedy.

It does so well that they end up keeping the segment up until Vox leaves the show.

I also imagine that Alastor makes him do a funny song at some point so that becomes a thing.

Now, here's the part that had my girlfriend in hysterics.

Obviously, the jokes I've been imagining him doing have been Bo Burnham sets because I imagine it while listening to Bo so that just makes sense. (Any time a joke banks of the name Bo, Vox refers to himself as Vo because he's anything if not committed to the bit, he also has a "You can call me anything, even Vo! ....NEVER CALL ME VO!!!!!" moment because haha) but we're getting off track, Bo makes sex jokes, Alastor is sex repulsed, so that calls for HILARITY!

Vox tries to keep the sex jokes to a minimum right next to alastor, at least the really graphic ones, but sometimes, after a WHILE of obtaining trust, he'll leave Vox alone in the radio tower during his section of the broadcast, just for a moment, to go do something. So, Vox says ALASTORS LEFT FOR A SECOND, GOTTA GET ALL THE SEX JOKES OUT WHILE I STILL CAN and he says so many graphic sex jokes in consession so fast that you can barely even hear them and obviously the listeners go WILD because that is so fucking funny holy shit.

But, of COURSE alastor can still hear the broadcast, are you crazy! So he's in the other room giving his own radio a dirty look and then he gets back (Vox is in the middle of a sex joke and changes the subject super fast in the funniest way possible) he's a little pissy

And of course the sex jokes get worse after he starts being friends with Valentino, Yeats later he finds out that Valentino never listened to the broadcast at all and he's a little pissed at him. (Sometimes when I'm listening to Bo Burnham's sets I hear a joke and immediately go "Valentino would think that is SO funny, he'd love that")

One day during his set, Vox, still right next to alastor, announces that he is now doing a section called "see how much I can piss off my co host before he fucking kills me"(maybe without the fuck, probably a loud beep, it is radio after all) and starts rattling off the dirtiest sex joke until all the audience hears is screaming, and running, and then an out of breath sex joke, more screaming, more running, etc.

It's the funniest thing in all of Hell for weeks.

I have been compulsively listening to old Bo Burnham tapes and imagining Vox used to do a comedy segment

[contemporaryvenison]

What did you all think of Vension upon first meeting him and vice versa? :0

(Overall, I think we get along pretty well)

[contemporaryvenison]

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY VALENTINO HELLOOOOO WHEN ARE YOU FREE

(Please keep distracting him though; less smoke in the studios.)

[contemporaryvenison]

Just as sweet as arsenic !

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♡ about !

This is a blog centered around my Hazbin Hotel AU, wherein Alastor lived in the 2000's instead of the 1930's. It also heavily features the Vees and will have a mostly comedic focus with some serious moments.

♡ in-universe !

In the AU itself, this blog is also run by Alastor/Venison, and certain posts will be "in-character" & written by him! These will be tagged accordingly, and people can feel free to ask him & other characters questions in a semi-askblog format.

♡ admins !

This blog & AU are run by mod kao (she/hir) & mod laika (she/it)! Posts will be marked depending on who's writing them.

♡ credits !

All art posted here will be made by the admins! We also appreciate credit if people use our art for other sites/pfps/etc. The divider used in this post is made by caeliangel!

[bunnyluvx]

request rules. ♡

status: open! ♡

i will start by saying that anything that i will write, i will be taking my time with to the best of my ability. i have a bad tendency to overwork myself to the point of burnout, and since writing is my biggest passion, i really don't want to overwork myself with this page. so, whatever requests or commissions will be sent my way, will be done on my time. i also have a life outside of tumblr that i need to maintain. hobbies i like to do, friends i like to spend time with, physical and mental health to maintain, etc. i ask that everyone who sends me requests or commissions is understanding of that.

i have the right to refuse any request. if i do not want to write something, then i do not have to.

my work is for personal use only. i do not consent to my writing being reposted, translated, plagiarized, used commercially or submitted into ai.

this is a sfw blog. the most nsfw that you will get out of me is jokes, and that is it. do not ask me to write smut.

the reader will ALWAYS be gender-neutral without a specific sex unless otherwise specified. if you want any sex or gender-specific reader, then please say so.

i mainly thrive with romantic pairings and find myself most interested in writing those, so that will be a lot of the content that you will be seeing here. but of course, if you request otherwise, i will do what i can to deliver! i am open to writing any types of relationships! polyamorous, monogamous, straight, lgbtq+, romantic, platonic, queerplatonic or familial. i am also open to writing not only character x reader, but character x character and maybe even character x oc! all you need to do is let me know what you want, and i will do my best to adhere to your wishes!

when writing character x reader material, characters under the age of 18 will only be written with platonic and familial dynamics. nothing more, nothing less. if it is character x character or character x oc, i may write them in romantic settings, but that is heavily dependent on the characters in-question and how comfortable i feel in the moment.

fandoms that i will write for: genshin impact, honkai star rail, the arcana, overwatch, snow white with the red hair, fruits basket, ouran high school host club, fena: pirate princess, netflix's castlevania and castlevania nocturne, hazbin hotel and helluva boss, sk8 the infinity, wolf children, violet evergarden, arcane: league of legends, marvel cinematic universe, cherry crush, lackadaisy, epic: the musical, spy x family, love and deepspace.

things that i will write: fluff, hurt/comfort, aus, self-insert, songfic, slice of life, fantasy, character letters, smaus, etc. ask about angst.

things that i will not write: dark content, horror, proship, age gap content, any form of discrimination.

ask for anything else!

characters that i will not write: dr ratio (hsr), sparkle (hsr), lucio (the arcana), characters past inazuma and the xianzhou luofu (genshin and hsr), shigure and kureno (fruits basket), adam (sk8 the infinity), abel (fena: pirate princess), gilbert (violet evergarden), singed (arcane), chohan and sodam (cherry crush), kyoya (ohshc), blitzo (helluva boss), lenore (netflix's castlevania), adam and valentino (hazbin hotel), the suitors (epic: the musical), yuri (spy x family).

i'm okay with most other characters. just ask me.

if you find all of these terms agreeable, then send over an ask in my inbox or dm me! i hope that you have a lovely day/night. <3