#♡ᭂ ⇣‧₊˚ 【 my lemon pie

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Quadrale dingle here. ugs ugs. alastor jus wanted you to know that i went on a guy date recently i think theyr not all that bad

UR NO LONGER A WOMAN KISSER ONLY????? NOOOOOOOOOOO

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ZUN!!!

before (2021? Quarantine era idk)

Redrawb (2023)

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Hello friend. You're it! Rules are: copy this message to 10 other beautiful blogs who you think deserve this message! keep the game going and make everyone feel beautiful 💖

not u copying me be origal????

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can we petend that airplane ina night skies ar elike shooting sars

i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

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id like to go on boating wit you!! then after that maybe a car ride !! traveling to the beach !! then after that another car ride!! then the next day we go check out some cheap diners !! then after that biking !! then after th

WE SHOULD DEF GO OUT ALL DAY idk about boats tho.....<- paranoid fear of deep waters and motion sickness

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dattebayo! oh, I mean, you probably wouldn't recognize me, but... *tips my fedora* it's your best man, naruto! remember me? When we used to kick ass in the ninja academy? Well, let's just say... we should go training together sometime! like, go out to the rooftops and eat oishi ramen! And show off to sakura that one girl i like. she has like WOAH and BAZINGAS. and i can introduce you to our new sensei too! Kakashi-san! he reads weird books, but we suspect him a homosexual! Anyways, catch you later dattebayo! may the force be with you! *ninja runs away and jumps to the tree branches*

I don't even know what to say to you citrus

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First impession: woah such a funny user hes like vil (bc ur icon was vil at thge time) man hes so cool hes like super loud ashell whenever he interact it feels like a celeb hello moment

impession now: crimply little imp funny user he is rook now oh no wait hes vil now also loud asf will not hesitate to drag me and sack me and throw me in the river b4 running down 2 fetch my soggy little body 2 give me a kiss on the forehead and feeding me pancakes an whenever he intreact it feels like a celeb hello moment also hes like a pokemon that comes out only a certain time of the day so if i wanna see em i gotta wait with a net n hide in a bush so i get 2 capture him n make him witness my superb comedic prowess

JELP ME THIS S SO ADORABLE GOD this describes me better than i could ever be able to describe me

my first impression of you was; shy little pathetic shaking cryptid and my impression now in the same but instead of shy it's a very loud and crazy borderline demonic cryptid

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do you like this couch

no i fucking hate it

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ASTR MGON COFESS SMTHGN THERS SOME PINT IN TIGM B4 I EVEN MET ASA N ERI N WAGS STILL A LIGTLE TROLL WHO FOLLWD UR POSTS LIKG A LIGTLE BUG I TURND ON NOTIFS FORG UR POSTS BECAUG U WER MY FIRST MOOTY TOOTIE N I WAGS SO EXVITED RYYEEEEAAAAARRGGHHHH

citrus please darling remember to use words that i can understand

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about papa rook

WHY HIS TITS SO FAT IM STAEKGN I MEAN OH MY GOD HES SO PRETTY!!! HIS CHILDREN TOO LO VE THE OLDEST SUCH A CREATURE

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saturn is so cool they spit so many bars but like poet style

and then posta bout curb stomping a baby dragon like this art ithat is art

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Pumpup power up rev up power up

SOTP IM SICK OF THIS SONG

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CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie. BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

u get excited to BULLY ME YOU BULLY YOU HATE ME YOU HATE ME

periwinkle mauve blush fuchsia razzmatazz fallow chartreuse 4 u

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i thignk ur silly. HAKW PTUH !! urg so cool but also insane. i want to grab ur hair n ride ur shoulders like a ratatouiilee. OLD AHH GRANPA !!!

-mysterious anon i am mysetreriosu i am mysteruy

if you were on top of my shoulders i would throw myself off of a cliff

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hows our favorite little gay doing this crhistmas hows it going

this feels so homophobic anyways im gonna go to the beach with my lesbian best friend

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do u love seafood? because we r the food of the sea, haha! according to scientist studies, 80 percent of the human body is water. e water

Im taken sorry