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[thebrainrotsreal]

Drew this real quick because I fucking love these two so much ???? Especially Bee. I wish they interacted more so badly. PLEASE.

Also learning how to draw these guys.. slowly.

[delehosies]

i think we need to launch an investigation into slutty men and their slutty white shirts

[telugu-girl-13]

WHAT IN THE

NO NO SOPHIE I HAD THE SAME REACTION

AND I SHOWED IT TO MY KOTLC FRIEND AND SHE SLAPPED HER HANDS OVER HER MOUTH

AND SHE KEPT SAYING "DEX HAS RIZZ??"

OHHHMYYYGODDD

HE WINKED

HE FUCKING WINKED

BRO STOP

WHY IS HE SO CONFIDENT ABOUT THIS GOD DAMN

"TRUST ME" BOY TF YOU MEAN

💀💀💀

[b1mbodoll]

hi gabi!! was just thinking about cnc + somno w hee n thought what better way than to ask you to elaborate on it?? ^_^

— lei 🫐

pairings: lee heeseung x f! reader

warnings: cnc + somnophilia + oral

💌: gna try to keep this short bc i just posted the lil cnc hee piece but this is for u, my berry <3

i personally think heeseung likes teasing your cunt until you wake up, a lil groggy and confused while askin in a sweet sleepy voice, “what are you doin’ seungie?”

the question hangs in the air until he continues lapping at your pussy, his nose bumping your clit making you whine. “oh, seungie,” you cut yourself off with a moan, struggling to stay awake. “stop ‘m too sleepy, let’s g-go to bed.”

you’re too cute he thinks, his cock twitching despite your plead for him to stop and the desire to make you cum for him even though you’re too tired makes him continue his movements, tongue delving into your hole once your eyes shut, making you squirm in surprise.

the steady stimulation lulls you to sleep and heeseung makes out with your cunt until the lack of oxygen forces him to pull away, his chest heaving as he tries to catch his breath. you’re deep in slumber now, soft snores along with some breathy moans escaping you every now and then.

he runs his fingers between your pussy lips, coating the long digits in your juices before sliding them knuckle deep in your cunt and wrapping his lips around your sensitive clit, sucking obnoxiously loud.

he doesn’t stop until you reach your orgasm, legs shaking slightly from the pleasure and he rips a sleepy whimper from your chest, unknowingly cumming and making a mess of your boyfriend’s pretty face and missing the way he blows his load in his sweatpants, cum sticky and clinging to his length.

[feroluce]

On Sampo's name (ALL of his names!)

I feel like everyone who's a fan knows the meaning of Sampo's full name by now- the sampo was a legendary item that could magically make endless supplies of gold, flour, and salt, all priceless items at the time! So it works perfectly for a scammer businessman like Sampo. ☆

"Koski" is the Finnish word for "water rapids" which might seem kinda random but actually makes sense for him, since Aha and the Masked Fools are also referred to with water terms:

This kind of analogy isn't specific to only Aha and the Masked Fools, but it does still tie them together. So water rapids fits perfectly! Sampo wants to stir the pot! He likes to shake things around and spice things up! He's taking that stagnant pool and turning it into water rapids! It would actually explain his ridiculous hair color, too; a dark blue wave tipped with white foam haha

EDIT: an amazing contribution from @ricochetlovebombs, who heard it from hoyolab user Rattaboy. If you interpret his first and last name together, instead of separately like I did, you would get something like "money river."

In other words, Sampo's name literally means CASH FLOW SKXJMDMDMD

What I really wanted to talk about is his drag alias name, though, Brughel Poisson, because to me that's where it gets really interesting.

So like in the English version, Sampo goes by Brughel Poisson when he's in disguise. Searching for just "Brughel" itself doesn't seem to get you much at first: a Flemish and Dutch Renaissance painter named Pieter Brueghel the Elder, who was famous for his landscapes and peasant scenery, especially Hunters in the Snow and The Blue Cloak.

He's referred to as "the Elder" because he had a son also named Pieter Brueghel (the Younger), and he began a long line of painters, all named Brueghel. Some of them did original work, and many of them created reproductions of the Elder's art to sell. The Elder was also famous as a printmaker. All of this is hilarious when you remember that Sampo is an infamous counterfeiter and has sold a relic called the Parallel Universe Printer JSKZJSMD

There is also something called Brueghel's Syndrome, named after one of Brueghel's paintings called De Gaper, which pictured a man yawning widely. It's a condition that causes the mouth to open and gape uncontrollably, twisting a person's countenance into a distorted mask of their usual face.

Tumblr doesn't have a way of censoring pics like twitter, so for the sake of the medically squeamish, I'm just showing De Gaper here. But if you look up Brueghel's Syndrome, you can find pictures of actual patients, some of whom really do make faces resembling Aha's comedy and tragedy masks!

In the Chinese and Japanese versions, his alias last name is a lot more silly- In those, "Sampo" is phonetically written as "san-bo" and "san-po." And in disguise, his last names are phonetically written as... "Bo-san" and "Po-san." The Chinese version uses different tones, but still. This smug asshole seriously just decided to write his own name backwards and called it a day NDMKXMDMD

In the English version, Poisson itself is kind of a reused Hoyo asset- it's also the name of Navia's fishing village in Genshin Impact. Which is a really silly name for a village, because it literally just means "fish" in French smzjxkdkdk but!

Again, more water imagery. And in English, if something is suspicious, we say that it's "fishy," which is perhaps the most fitting association yet for someone as shady as Sampo ☆

And for a good while I thought that was the only connection. But then. My beloved @hydrachea, who is an actual native French speaker, dropped this on me right after April Fool's Day:

Poisson is literally the word you use to pull an April Fool's prank.

[zu-is-here]

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UPD:

OMG I was only 20 minutes earlier than Tumblr's notification about the blog's anniversary! (≧∀≦)☆

[ovaryacted]

I need to have very intense hate sex with Leon Kennedy. I mean rough fucking to the point where it almost hurts, where you’re left bruised and shaking and walking with a limp because he just went a little too far and snaps.

Like that man needs to choke me and tell me he fucking hates me while he’s pounding into me from behind and bruising my cervix intentionally because he just stops giving a fuck about the rules and is selfish for once about what he wants and needs. Just makes you turn into a pathetic flesh light for him to release all of that pent up frustration and stress tucked in his body.

Send help.

Totally not writing this btw aha.

[kazu-sagi]

i think a whole pack of cigarrettes and a baseball bat to the head again would be fix me

[lachatalovematcha]

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🍁🌕寒い秋の朝、午前5時に起き🌕🍁

🍁🌕て地面の枯れ葉を掃きます🌕🍁

☕🍂🍰私はホットコーヒーとソフ🍰🍂☕

☕🍂🍰トケーキを飲みます☕🍂🍰

⊹⋆.🎻美しいヴァイオリンの歌をかけて、また眠りにつく⊹⋆.🎻

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[sunrisemill]

I need a man that listen to Tyler, the creator to fuck the shit outta me rn

I NEED IT

[kuromi-hoemie]

being like 5’2” - 5’4” is so attractive to me like omg ur head fits right under my chin and right in my tits ♡⁠ let me hold you. i love being a tall girl

[telugu-girl-13]

If the Dizznee triplets don’t get the coolest abilities ever, start worshipping the feats of Keefe Sencen, and pull off the greatest most terrible pranks Foxfire has ever seen Im going to sue Shannon.

[b1mbodoll]

sugar daddy! chenle gets you a pearl necklace and a pearl necklace <3 he decorates your throat with lots and lots of beautiful jewelry but he thinks you look prettiest on your knees in front of him, staring up at him with your sweet little eyes as you stroke his cock, baring your neck when you recognize the telltale signs of his impending orgasm.

your thumb swipes at his slit once more and it sends him over the edge, cum spurting from his tip and ropes of it mark up your neck. chenle swears the sight is worth a million dollars and he spoils you with lavish gifts to prove it.

[ventricide]

pokemon lost silver but they found him

[edenfire]

good boy💘💞

still thinking about these two, and how todd is just a big puppy🐶💞

[hitwiththetmnt]

Michelangelo : have you seen her? She’s only a few centimetres big, she is a soft shell turtle and she’s only five months old

(He took his, eyes off of her for only a minute, and she disappeared)

I think she’s in good hands ☆