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[selevagcmezalskjdflj]

alright, what if i was to tell you a few of my girlfriends came out to one of your shows that you had all dressed up in wigs to be all incognito and never told you? on a scale of 1-10 how pissed off would you be because that will be the deciding factor if i tell you if this was true or not... @louistcmmo

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to be fair, rumors and taylor swift are never going to go away. it's like the rumors of me being pregnant every other month, they won't go away any time soon. like you should be a godmother about fifteen times over by now. there would people who believed you were retiring but you'd get them so worked up and upset if you didn't mean it that it'd be quite cruel to do that. me being one of them. i love your mom's dogs! oh my god the fact that you don't find them the funniest things that they're practically mini horses is the most hilarious thing. and so friendly. now do i want a dog that big, no. i love my little ones, but still, i'm a dog lover through and through. someday when i'm old and along i'm going to be the dog lady. i mean i'm doing really great with them for sure, and i'm really happy where i am with them in life so i don't discount them but you are taking over the world tay nor do i want you to not see that! what you've done this past year is nothing short of amazing. it is, and i love her for it. she's good, being a mix of an angel and brat all in one. she'd love to see you again. maybe one of your shows i'll bring her out again. she loves bragging to her friends that she knows you personally. which then i embarrassingly pop up to remind her you're my friend, and she knows you because of me, and then she's ready to take me out. it's all in good fun, i promise!

Those rumors are never going to die. I could tell people that I'm quitting music and the end of this year, just going to go into retirement and people would still think I'm going to be touring. I'm not saying that it's not happening, but you know, it could. There's still so many places I wish I could take the tour. Thank God for that. Cause as much as I rag on the cats, I truly do love them. They're everything to me. Dogs. No thank you. But that's probably cause I have terrible experiences with my moms dogs. I don't know why she insist on getting the biggest fucking things on the planet. They're like as tall as me, I swear. Dogs should not be that big. And you're taking over the world, too. With Rare Beauty and Only Murders. Don't discount that, please and thank you. I can't wait to see what the new season brings us. I know it's going to be bloody brilliant. I mean, you're right - that's a little sisters job, though. How is she anyway? I need to see the munchkin again.

[selevagcmezalskjdflj]

long time no see, stranger. been awhile since i've seen your face. how've you been? @nopayne

[selevagcmezalskjdflj]

is this where we pretend like we're going to get into a fight and really let all hell break loose and let people stare at us now that we're in person with each other? because i know there's at least ten people starting and it's far more amusing to let them wonder what the hell is about to happen. @haileyholland

[selevagcmezalskjdflj]

if you promise not to rat me out to harry, i feel like it's been too long since i checked up on my favorite ex-1 directioner. i'll deny anything if it gets spread around though. now i've heard a certain someone has been back on tour and was wondering whats a girl got to do to get an invite and a pass to come see a certain guy play his shows? @nihcrn

[selevagcmezalskjdflj]

i've always had a soft spot for those that are shy. mainly because i'm more shy than people realize. being in the media you kind of have to force yourself to be an extrovert. i'm pretty good, can't really complain. life is pretty good. busy. my new show just premiered, and just keeping busy with a lot of upcoming projects.

See, I love the ones who are always so direct and willing to ask anything. I grew up being told that being to always be direct and forward if there was something I wanted to know. Anyways how're you?

[selevagcmezalskjdflj]

You know this whole having to talk in secret private chats in case anyone hacks our phones is getting a little exhausting don't you think? By now if anyone would have hacked my phone they would have leaked so much worse than the fact that we have been talking for months. Like oh my god, Selena Gomez and Hailey Baldwin talk to each other. In fact, this is where I petition we get matching shirts with each others faces on it and go out in public and break the internet. Even better we make our own shirts. Petition to break out the puffy paints! @haileyrhodeb

[selevagcmezalskjdflj]

with a drink in her hand she was dancing a long to the music, for selena it had been awhile since she had been back to coachella. at one point it had been a source of anxiety, but now she was no longer letting it be. instead it was going to be a source of fun, freedom, and letting herself enjoy living life. it wasn't until she spotted someone did she perk up and immediately move her way through the crowd, tucking herself in and out of people, hoping most of them wouldn't spot her because she didn't want to be spotted. "z!" she smiled, "it's been so long since since i've seen you. or it feels like it anyway." she knew the woman had been going through some things she had seen it play out through gossip and online. "how're you doing?" @zecoleman

[selevagcmezalskjdflj]

hello gorgeous can i just say i am absolutely guilty of going to see dune II specifically only for you? didn't care how long you were going to be in it, was the reason i was going. you have another movie coming out though that i'm far more looking forward to seeing. you've quickly become one of my favorite women to watch on the big screen and really give me your talent. @flcrpugh

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it has been so long since we've had some time to catch up that i think it's about time that we get together and have a girls gossip night. thinking a good glass of wine and trading all the stuff that's happened in the last few years. @jlawrencehqs

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okay i'm starting to feel like chopped liver since i haven't heard from you in forever. am i suddenly not cool enough for zac efron? @zacfms

[selevagcmezalskjdflj]

so i know a lot of people know that i'm into cooking in the last several years, or learning how to cook better but do you know what my new obsession is? bread making. don't ask me why but the happiness a loaf of focaccia or a batch of bagels can bring someone is unfathomable. @glamtimlin

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you're a sucker for events like coachella or watching crazy shit unfold? because it could be either, and i'm not here to judge. i have friends that absolutely love to watch crazy shit hit the fan, even though i'll never understand it. true, people say a lot when in the heat of the moment. roomed with her ex-husband but i tried to make it as fun as possible when we were together the first week. thankfully think we're all going about our regular lives again.

it wasn't too bad actually. though next time i'll be sure to get there sooner so i can see it all. not my last time at all, i'm a sucker for things like that. they say they're never going back but i can bet you anything that they'll all be signing up for it when it rolls around again. little dramatic but it is what it is. how bad was her time?

[selevagcmezalskjdflj]

it has been far too long since i've heard what you've been up to or what you've been getting into, which makes me think you're getting into trouble. which means you need to fill me in on what trouble you're out there making. @glamrreynolds

[selevagcmezalskjdflj]

that can't be easy, having to watch what you eat but i understand why. mean i do have to watch some things since my transplant but i do try in indulge where i can. it's a big reason i did the cooking show, to become a better cook, eat better more balanced delicious foods with treats thrown in there. i couldn't live without music no, not at all, how would i survive without it? but it's not something i plan on doing for the rest of my life. i don't think i'll be part of the music industry much longer at least that's what i've been saying for a little bit now.

I've always been a foodie myself, of course I have to watch what i eat which sucks sometimes but I'm used to it for the most part. yeah for me it's a necessity, I can't live without music it's just a part of who I am, and I'm sure you feel the same.

[selevagcmezalskjdflj]

i know i need to listen to my body more than ever if it is telling me to rest. sometimes i think we just change and it doesn't become the number one thing in our lives because i remember being the same way in my early twenties. but if you ever want to get out i'm always happen to get a night out with my benz.

That's true, sometimes it's just your body telling you it's time to slow down and to rest. i just realized today how little i do going out nowadays. It's hard to explain, like I don't have the need to go out like I did when I was younger. I'm way more content just lazing around with Walt and Olive.