#♛ ;; dashboard commentary

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He's sitting there in his nice corset with an innocent little look like he doesn't know what he's doing to everyone.

[comethbeforethefall]

Tag Dump!

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"Fuck, marry, kill? No, no, how about something like - maim, live inside their ribcage, and commit tax fraud. MLC for short."

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"As is tradition!" He's holding up a bottle of scotch. "For another year."

Birthday shots.

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"You all as-assume Vox isn't 'round."

He points a clawed finger at a hidden camera with a grin.

"See, vakabon!"

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"It also takes a few minutes to get those little screws out from between my teeth! We're both suffering, truly."

"It costs a lot to fix that stuff!!"

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"That's at least a three-pointer!"

(ment. @rradiio & @hazbinned)

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Beauty is boring - what if he melts into a cosmic horror on stage? That would be entertaining!

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Foster is 78% straight!

"As opposed to what, exactly?"

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All that excitement has worn him out, it seems. Now, there's just a half-asleep radio demon settled on the couch.

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@voxxcd cheats

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"You can't disappoint dead people. Feel better!"

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"Imagine how much you'd have to hate yourself to fight for Valentino's affection? It's almost so sad that it isn't funny!"

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Someone is pouty. He's glaring off in the distance like an agitated cat.

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"All Alastors are welcome to front row seats. I'm hoping for a betting pool."

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And you wonder where he got that bratty Napoleon Complex from?