#☾ — general. › j. mayer.

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gc.   ›    crackerphobes (sorry jude)

ixchel: we need to go out and do something ixchel: i am so tired of being jude: of being what ixchel: just being jude: mood . ixchel: mostly though i'm tired of being stuck in the house without my favorite cousins :/ why does no one pay attention to the baby anymore jude: you're the oldest one here? ixchel: hhhh 😖

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ixchel: everyone STOP picking on my favorite cousin RIGHT NEOW... jude: you switched lanes so fast, you're going to get a ticket ixchel: at least i have my license? jude: you got me there! ixchel: nico when are we going to see the movie 🥺

isabel: i just want to clarify that this is not man-hating behavior i'm trying to put on display. this is nico-hating behavior. liam? my ride or die. nico: whatever you say, isa. chel wtf, i'm the only one here who's ACTUALLY related to you! isabel: low blow, fuck you, you know only abuelita celia gets to call me that nico: ... isabel: ...can't say it back 'cause you know your mom would tear you a new one, huh? i'm not a girl all the time, if it helps any lmao nico: yeah but you are sometimes and that's enough to trigger my flight response :/ nico: look, i'll buy us all tickets for the boy and the heron if you heathens (not jude) stop playing nico target practice in my texts.

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jude: now why am i in it... >:( ixchel: my girl does nothing and she still gets involved in stupid shit jude: when i'm literally just a girl, too... ixchel: can't relate. ixchel: and nico do NOT yell at my favorite cousin! watch yourself, kid 😠 ixchel: don't worry, elephant, i got your back! down with the cishets! 🗣️ ixchel: god, nico, you're cishet... okay. okay.

nico: not taking you for the same reason i'm not taking jude: you'll probably fall off and break damn near every bone in your body and then who's the one who's gotta deal with abuelita and tia araceli on my ass? not you. me. and you're older than me. isabel: yikes, jude slander isabel: there are things to deface that aren't 150ft up in the air, discount sherlock. nico: ...but i wanted to do the water tower nico: fine. play you at the park? isabel: i'd say bullying wins again, but now he's exhibiting gross jock behavior nico: what the fu—SAYS THE JOCK! isabel: i am no combination of straight or male. it's hot when *i* do it :)

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ixchel: the elle slander???? ixchel: jude, get your boy jude: what happened to "speak when spoken to, colonizer" ixchel: WHO SAID THAT jude: [attached screenshot_101419.png] ixchel: ......ANYWAY ixchel: nico, I'LL vandalize something with you if it gets me out of this damn house ixchel: get me out of here before i kms i'm so serious

isabel: what? i'm right. he'll never be an adult :) nico: isabel. isabel: fine, whatever, i take it back! oh, my bad — physically inside of the hospital, not admitted nico: i know a hospital you should be admitted to, but it's not the one you're in

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ixchel: "boy" is sending me so bad ixchel: why are you in the hospital... who did you punch, cousin... jude: i don't think they'd be in the hospital with someone they punched, chelly ixchel: we don't know that. no one reaaally knows what goes on in elle's head. jude: omg? 😭

nico: one can only fit in so much anarchy between a steady customer service job, being guilt tripped into family dinner (affectionate), and college nico: i'm a busy man! isabel: boy. anyway, translation: he's trying to pretend he's not sad bc i've been in the hospital and he wants to tag the water tower. again. isabel: which he can absolutely do on his own but needs his ego stroked by witnesses