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[wooziorgans]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6F9r1Ivqfw/?igsh=MTl3cW11MXl1czB3Nw==

AM I ABNORMAL FOR THINKING JIHOON IS AN ASS STARE-ER!?!!?? WITH SMIRK?!!!!????!? THEN DOES HE GROPES THE ONE HE OWNS(mine)?!!!?!!!?

WHY HE LOOKING SO HAWT THERE 🤧💔

Dude Always going around looking like a sweet and salty bulky bun, the one you CANNOT resist 😭😖

I will someday stab myself with no hesitation for thinking these stuffs🤡

But right I need peace (and good fucking by jih-) bye.

— jihoon as an ass man

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i am saying this as someone who is a massive fruit. but woozi is genuinely one of the most sexually ambiguous people i have ever seen and therefore i am completely convinced he’s an ass man. men? women? other? asses are universal!

also just,,? with an ass like that,,,, he obviously had some sort of appreciation for asses so um. here are some little headcannons i have for him as an ass enjoyer.

includes some nsfw ones so mdni

once you get comfortable w him in a relationship, he’s allllll up in ur shit. making coffee for him in the morning? he’s riiight behind you with a hand on your ass!

if he’s tired and stressed he’ll squeeze it just because it’s there.

one of his favourite ways to lay with you is you on your stomach doing whatever on your phone n he will just put his head right on your ass and use it as a pillow, hands massaging your thighs.

if you work out, he is like your very own personal trainer. i truly believe that even if you’re not a massive gym rat like him, even dating him would put you in the best physical shape of your life. but back to the gym itself,,, he definitely gets behind you to spot you when you do squats. and it’s totally innocent until it’s not!

he’s strong and i think everyone knows that. even if he doesn’t mean to, he’s displaying his strength by picking you up and letting you wrap your legs around his waist with both hands on your ass to support you as he carries you into the bedroom.

he loooooves when you sit on his lap cus he can feel your ass right against him. and if you’re facing him to kiss him, his hands are right on it.

if you’re into anal at ALL he is soooo down to try it with you. lets you prep yourself and then he’s rearranging your guts from both holes. he definitely likes to double dip,,, loves alternating between holes just to see you lose your mind.

even if your not fully doing butt stuff i think sometimes he’ll just slip a finger inside for extra stimulation. he loves watching the way his fingers and cock disappear into you. definitely makes him fuck you a little harder and cum a little faster.

when he has the energy or needs to burn off some steam, doggy style. dogggyyyy styyylllleee oh god. that way he can slap it and grip it and spread you apart as he fucks you.

i don’t necessarily know if he’d be down to take it though. like you’d have to be in a long term relationship for him to let you fuck him, but if he ever agrees i think he’d completely give up control and let you do all the work. he’d be a moaner for sure,,, all breathy and desperate n high pitched.

that being said, when you give him head, give him a little external prostate stimulation and he’s a goner. he miiight let you rim him, but it’s iffy. idk he’s just such a man to me that i feel like that’s a level of vulnerability he’s not totally comfortable with, at least not at first.

also as much as he would never admit it out loud, he loooves when you grope him. his ass is just so nice and firm from all the work he puts into the gym, and he definitely appreciates the feedback you give him.

also if you ever are walking behind him and you slap it, he’d let out a little high pitched noise in shock and then laugh it off but ohhh lord is he flustered at your outward appreciation of his… assets.

ok that’s all i got for right now.

[cupidbedsy]

i’m obsessed with the “can you watch my/our….” trend and i was just wondering how the au girls would do it?

OOOO OKAY. im gonna do what phi, vi, aubrey, and chloe would do

walking on sunshine ~ phi would do it with luke when they just started dating. they’re at the lake house and luke is in the middle of playing fifa or something with jack and trevor, and she just comes running up and places the phone against someone’s water bottle “can you watch my boyfriend real quick? i have to go to the bathroom.” and she runs off

luke just stares at it confusedly, looking between her and jack and trevor. trevor takes the phone and starts yapping about his day and then jack steals it from him. so you guys wouldn’t be really watching luke, it’s more jack and trev.

flowers ~ violet would be in connor’s apartment during the season probably at some time and she doesn’t even do “can you watch my boyfriend” she does “can you watch the hawks first overall pick” and she runs out of his apartment to lukas and kevin’s. she comes back maybe a minute or two later and connor’s just showing them a bouquet she had recently made and it makes her heart melt

mo/aubrey ~ when she does this the two of them aren’t dating. it’s one of the times where she shows up to the rink unexpectedly and they’re in the locker room or smth and she runs in and places the phone down “can you watch my team real quick? thanks” and she runs back out. alex just shrugs and continues to do whatever he’s doing bc he’s used to his sisters antics, mo is making faces at the camera with lucas, lark is in the back with his arms crossed, ben is showing them how he tapes his stick, and the rest of the team is just doing whatever. when she comes back everyone just stops what they’re doing and watches as she takes her phone back and says “were they good? i can get them some donuts if they were.”

ice bound ~ everyone has been begging her to do this with her brothers so she does, it’s a weekend that the boys come to her show and she’s in the hotel with them and she goes “can you guys watch my brothers? i gotta go perform” this girl bolts it out of the room and leaves them like “🧍🏻‍♀️”

jack and luke just start fighting or they have a thumb war and quinn’s just watching the screen blankly (like he always does) and her comments are littered with “jack and like were fighting but quinn was an angel” and other stuff like that.

[feuerwizard]

please read: sooo.. i am finally in a good place with my drafts where i don't feel perpetually behind, but the same cannot be said for my poor inbox. every time i look at it, i feel extremely stressed out and know i will never be able to catch up lol.

how upset would you guys be if i cleared my inbox and started over?

[travelthetrailblaze]

Boothill can't handle people flirting with him?

"W-well there are times I can...b-but coming from pretty folks, sometimes I can't seem to get my head straight--"

[flwoie]

super epic theme u got there 🫰

THANKS QUEEN ur theme is ultra rare🤫🤫💥💥🔥🔥🔥

[heeliopheelia]

okay now that I am awake let me scream

FUCK YOU (affectionate) tw// this review might sound violent

that drabble was everything, the most superior, is it just me or does it have more words than the rest of the list???? big W for Jay even though he only got like 3 requests bye

first of all IT STARTED WITH NO CHILL BECAUSE WHY AM I ALREADY CUMMING ON HIS FINGERS ON THE FIRST PARAGRAPH??????????? ALSO WHAT PARTY WAS THIS??? AND WOW A MARBLE TOP COUNTER WE MUST BE RICH RICH????

why would I break up with Jay in the first place and let myself starve without him for six months like if I ever do that in real life please shoot me?????

HIM just tugging his pants to the floor and then entering from behind good Lord I need a jug of iced water... props to me (yn) for managing to say a complete sentence or maybe two while getting railed... not to mention recalling the exact color and type of flower I saw on the way home.... and at first I thought you would use the prompt sentence for Jay, as in he is the one who is saying it, but no this is much better because yes I am needy yes I am stupid and yes I will let him fuck me like his personal cumslut goodbye I hope we get back together in the end now excuse me while I go find concert pics so I can post them to my fuckyeah blog and cry because he is so far away from me and I should be watching him doing concerts

ASHHHH I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS LIL REVIEW 🥺🫶 Thank youuu 😚

No bcs how mental must one be to break up with JAY?? Smh 🫡 Nooo but I'm so happy you liked it fr 🥳

[satocidal]

it is CANON gojo is STRAIGHT

and they see each other as BROTHERS

Corrections baby<3

It is CANON that gojo is going STRAIGHT to hell for how gae for his bsf he is<3

And? Are you implying that jjk is an incestuous hentai or smn? Because, idk sweets, you do you, we all have our own twisted fantasies<333

[geroya]

SOFT TUMMY GALE? SOFT TUMMY GALE ON MY DASH? 🤕🫠

sOFT TUMMY GALE ON UR DASH 😁😖

[sarastuss-a]

like this for sarastus in your inbox 💛

[argentnaivety]

|| okay guys in celebration of that adorable new Sonic channel art, Like this post for Silver to come into your inbox and deliver something totally random to your muse!

[wooziorgans]

HA HA HA HA HA HA

what the fuck.

[cupidbedsy]

what was the ultimatum that luke’s gf gave him

eeeek okay

so

i came up with this while i was trying to figure out when like and phi get together

so it’s kind of the same reason why brett broke up with ophelia, because luke wants to go support phi and they spend a lot of time together

in march luke is playing dallas and phi/oklahoma is playing texas tech which would be about five (practicality does not exist in this au btw)

they have this little road-trip moment and madison, luke’s gf, is not having one bit of it

when luke gets back a little under a week later she’s basically like me or ophelia

and yeah

[feuerwizard]

he's a 10 but he can't do accents to save his life

♢      —        send  [ THEY’RE A 10 BUT … ]  and finish it in my muse’s inbox.

[travelthetrailblaze]

"You’re built like a stallion in the spring, full of wild energy. Let’s see if you can keep up with this little filly." Kaia winked at Boothill, clearly teasing him.

"W-well Shoot'n Hollerin' in Texas, Miss Kaia, you gotta be saying such things 'ere in front of me?" And yes, he's blushing like crazy--

[flwoie]

new theme???? ITS SO CUTE BRU UR THEMES R ALWAYS SO PRETTY 😭😭😭🙏🙏

STOPP URS ARE SOO PRETTY AS WELL

[fatedefyd]

   @villainspeech​​ foretold :  “ what makes you think i do any of this for you? ” // for pif

   ❝ you watch your tone. ❞  His mother bites back.  She almost made the slip of calling him a child, but that kind of dig will be saved for later if his mood-swing persists.  It’s almost as if he likes to back-talk her, and it never fails to get a rise out of Iron Fan. 

         A flicker of rage, a spark of aggression.  Ever since he met those two colorful hooligans, it’s almost as if their Red Son had begun... changing. 

         Still, she came to deliver something to their child, and the princess intends for her little chore to be completed.  Doesn’t mean she has to be nice about it, though.  So with all the grace of a vengeful cobra, she strikes where she knows it would make Red Son’s anger rise.

   ❝ would you speak to your father so flippantly ? ❞  She questions with a condescending venom in her words, a hiss between ivory fangs leaving her and scarlet eyes burning through the back of his skull as he works on another one of his silly little projects.  

         She pulls a decorated box from her large sleeve, tossing it onto his mess of a work desk and sends a cup filled with pens and pencils clattering to the floor.  She turns her back to her spiteful son, her pride wounded by his known favoritism.  A part of her wanted to break his present, for it held an old, framed photo of a tender moment between father and son she had recovered, and a card containing a loving message from the matron... But that would make her beloved Demon King upset. 

         So she leaves, head held high as she quietly shuts the door behind her.