#☆ naeomi chats

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OLBA SWIFTIE SPOTTED ??? UMMMM SAMESIES ?????? hi i'm new to your blog but i've been idling and lurking whenever you've found your way onto my feed and let me just say there is truly nobody on any platform who does it like you do. you GET IT. you UNDERSTAND. but as for me mentioning being a swiftie ... haunted and rwylm and loml are SO baxter and i am SICK of pretending they're not. there are so many taylor songs that were literally written about him and it's taking everything in me not to dump a whole list in your poor ask box ...

OMG HIII thank you so much for reading, I'm glad you enjoy the fics you stumble upon lol

AND YES YES YES. SO MANY TAYLOR SWIST SONGS ARE BAXTER CODED!! like I think enchanted is very baxter, and yk it's been awhile since I've listened to Taylor swift (Chappell roan has me by the fucking neck) so ik I'm missing some baxter coded songs we talked abt before

but istg most of the Speak Now album is fucking abt baxter, and maybe even some songs on Midnights

please feel free to share some songs you think are baxter coded👀 it's been awhile since we talked abt this n I fucking love it

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But now the question is, would Cove eat a cookie version of MC because he missed them? 🤔

OMG!!!! ykw, he would make it, but then he'd get too upset to eat it. he couldn't eat a little cookie you, thats so mean and now he misses you more :(

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yall keep finding these cove kinnies. WHERE ÌS MY COVE KINNIE????? WHERE MY FLESH N BLOOD COVE ACTUALLY???? WHAT SACRIFICES ARE YALL GIVING TO ATTRACT THESE MEN???

someone mail me the fuckin ritual, im abt to make a magic circle

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my English teacher is asking abt our prior experiences in writing n im using "romance fanfiction" as code word for smut.

bc even tho we're in college.... I don't think telling my prof that I have wrote/write p-in-v and gay sex is a good idea...

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have u seen those videos were a person hides under a bed and grabs another person's feet? i've been howling at them all evening and was suddenly hit with a major cove-ification because he would absolutely 1000000% scream like a 5 year old and loud enough to be heard at least 4 towns over and leap into the air, maybe even fall over on his way sprinting out of the bedroom perchance?? comedy gold i love stupid pranks like that LOL

LMAOO YES HE WOULD SO DO THAT

AND THEN HE'D CALL YOU FROM OUTSIDE THE HOUSEE, TALKING ABOUT THERE'S A GHOST IN THE ROOM AND TO COME HELP

pls he's so funny...i love him

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Okay, walk with me here ... I raise you : Cove not really being big on watching streamers (a la Twitch, Youtube, etc) but you caught his eye for whatever reason - be it that your account is ocean themed, or you stream drawing landscapes that feature beaches, or whatever you decide - and now he's your biggest fan. I am begging you to see this vision ...

yes yes yes imagine you draw a lot of ocean landscapes and underwater scenes, talking calmly and the sounds of your pencil scratching against the paper..

but i also raise you... vtuber mc. vtuber!mc with a ocean theme. think like bao. and other ocean theme vtubers i cannot think of rn

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sorry there's been no fics, I've been looking at cars for the last like 3 days.... I'm ready for a nap istg

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i'm literally catching up on all these updates like my fav show and omg??? the pure romance??? this is unprecedented

LMAOOO YEAH I KNOW RIGHT!!!! this is my favorite soap opera, i love this so much

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me seeing that person talk abt real life cove:

hey god, it's me again... 🤭

LITERALLYYYYYY

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I KNEW WE'D GET FUCKING FLAGGED. HOLD ON TEAM IM CHANGING THE BANNER

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i dont think im posting day 2 tonight. today was rough n im ready to go to bed asap :,)

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first day was late because ofc i got caught in the rain coming home n then napped too long, n then had to do math hw... i am going to sleep WELL tonight

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UNFORTUNATELY UR GIRL IS NOT WIFED UP YET BUT WITH THE WAY I COULD SEE EVERY LINE AND CURVE UNDER THAT MUSCLE TEE???? GAW-LLY I MIGHT START BELIEVING IN THE RING BY SPRING MYTH

so i end up slipping. falling flat on my ass, back to the grass, eyes spotty past the wide wide sky above my head. and then all of a sudden, it's not the sky anymore- it's SARO, who looks so concerned and worried as he's lifting my head up by the back and his palm is so warm and he smells so good and i feel like a blushing schoolgirl thinking about it now GODDDDD

and all our friends are there, asking if i'm okay - and i am, the shock wore off after a bit, and one of them suggests that i should take off my sandals so we can keep running. i agree, and they decide to wait for us over by the flower beds (the other side of the lawn). i look at saro and he's not?? joining?? them??

i'm about to ask him what's keeping him when he suddenly shifts, lifts my leg up a little and starts undoing the strap of my sandal?? AND HE'S SO GENTLE WITH IT???? AND I'M SITTING THERE BLUSHING LIKE A FUCKING IMBECILE?????? AND HE GIVES MY ANKLET A LITTLE FLICK WHEN HE'S DONE AND SMILES AT ME ALL ROGUISHLY AND HOLDS HIS HAND OUT TO HELP ME UP???????? OMI IS THIS A MOVE?? IS THIS FLIRTING??? IS THIS HIM TRYING TO SEDUCE ME?????? BECAUSE IT'S WORKINGGGGGGG. there's some more i have yet to say but that was EASILY one of the Highlights

THIS IS A MOVE THIS IS A FUCKING MOVEEEE

THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVE OF THE CENTURY (BESIDEDS WHEN HE SENT YOU THAT TEXT AND NUDGED YOUR LEG. THAT WAS A SOUL CONNECTION. IT WAS ORGASMIC. YOU HAD SEX IN THE DINER LIKE THAT WAS 1?#~@!r?#d)

WHEN YOU GET MARRIED PLEASE INVITE ME. I WILL OFFICIATE. I WILL LITERALLY GET A REAL LICENSE TO DO SO OH MY GODDD

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@ the person discovering their cove as a real person

give the rest of us some luck 😭

THANK YOU !!! SHARE YOUR SECRETS!!!

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no bc the VELOCITY at which my panties fell to the floor. i want that cookie so effing bad bro 😭😭😭😭😭

but as for this new development that's suddenly hurled a plot twist into the romcom that has become my love life...remember how my first day was only a few days ago?

so it turns out there's this one person that wasn't able to make it to the first couple days of class. and i only know about this because saro texted me last night and said "hey there's this guy that's gonna show up to class tomorrow, fair warning that he WILL be forward with you so take that how you will"

and me being both curious and a little confused. i say "wdym. how do you know he'll be forward with me"

AND THIS MAN. HE COMES AROUND AND HE TELLS ME "because he's forward with everyone he's interested in. and you're his type" I'M SO . ?????

i'm gonna be meeting him later today so i shall update you once i've had my first encounter with him... lowkey i can't wait KJAKFJDFKND

HELP. WHAT...? ASSDGHKL IS THIS THE 2ND MALE LEAD. OH MY GOD. WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE ACTUALL HELL

omg. let us know how that fucking goes 😭 my flabbers are gasted. I can't believe we're getting a 2nd ML after all this good tea!!!! it's always when the FL and ML get together, man!!😭😭

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the fact someone recommended degrees of lewdity w/o warning you about the material at all so someone else had to give you a heads up...

yeahhh, i'm not upset about it though. i've played games with intense content before and i've heard a bit about this game before, so i knew something. 🤷 so to me, it's fine