#★ ► ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜰᴜʟʟʏ ᴅʀᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ! ◄ ⌠ Alastor ⌡

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@shadowzgather asked: “ hey… are you sure you’re alright? “ (Pentious for your Alastor, *Thinking just post battle with Adam in his radio tower.*)

Can't find the meme / Unprompted Asks || Always Accepting

   Is he alright? Is he alright? No he's not fucking alright considering there's blood dripping from the cut on his chest but like hell Alastor's about to willingly come along with Pentious. Grabbing the chair that was closest to him, he sends it at Pentious with as much strength as he can muster.

" Get out before I kill you. I can handle this myself! "

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   Anyone would be a fool to not be cautious around Alastor honestly. Either way, he shows no interest in hostility as he takes the empty seat at the bar next to Destitute. A soft tune from a radio seems to play, but it's actually coming from him. Perhaps an indication that he's in a more content mood at the moment, or just not interested in the other.

" You know why it happened. " 

   This is the only warning he gives before he gains a glass of rye to focus on while he listens. To peek in on his current project with no interest .. Alastor side-eyes him, the soft tune starting to become a threatening static instead as he pretends to be unbothered.

" Is that so? I do hope you were not foolish enough to bring trouble to the Princess' doorstep, or perhaps I'll have to finish what I started. Let's not have that happen, now shall we? I don't want to leave a mess for Niffty to clean up. She has quite a bit on her hands as is. "

A cautious eye would be kept on the overlord, as Destitute sat back down. His hands twitching lightly from the agitation. He'd known it was a risk to run into the other when he stepped into the Hotel's doors, but he'd hoped he'd be out of here before he came back. He would motion for a refill, and took it in his hand, looking over at Alastor.

"I would not call me a friend, after what you've done." He said, taking a sip of the bourbon he'd gotten from the feline bartender. Looking back at the radio demon. "I am not, redemption seems nice, I'm sure, but it is not for me. I merely wished to look in on your newest project. See if I could tell what your plans are."

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Anonymous asked: Why didn’t the bread rise in the 1920s? It was the Great Depression. (for Alastor!)

Unprompted Asks || Always Accepting

   There's an unnerving silence, oh yes, he got the joke, he's just giving it a moment to make it seem like it was a poorly made one. Not that it was considering there's a radio laugh track that plays along with his own laugh.

" Not bad! And here I thought good humor was dead. Good to see I was wrong. "

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@laznivec asked: “Do you know where I am?” - To alastor (only if you have the muse for him rn ♡ , just thought he deserves one mom shapped bestie )

Late Night Wanderings Sentence Starters || Accepting

   Oh! Well, this was quite interesting. If he's to assume correctly, this was one of Valentino's workers. What was she doing all the way out here at this time of night? No matter, he can simply escort her back since he obviously knows where to go. Shifting his cane to another hand, he ushers her to turn around and walk with him.

" Luckily for you, my dear, you're in Cannibal town! Not to worry though, they're a friendly lot here. Now why don't we get you back to the studio? I'm sure they're worried about you. "

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Anonymous asked: @lonelydemon-rp : ❛ here, i noticed you lost this earlier. ❜ (From Ruby to Alastor)

 *  ―  𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. || Always Accepting

" Ah, so that's where it went. Thank you, my dear. "

   He had just been looking for where his monocule had fallen, something that wasn't quite common for him. Wiping any dust or dirt off of it, he soon puts it back in its place before turning his attention back to the imp.

" I must say, I'm surprised. An Imp in the Pride Ring? I thought the other rings away from us sinners is where most hellborn prefer. What brings you all the way out here? "

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   Alastor takes that as he's gotten Mole's attention. Good. That's what he needs considering the situation at hand, and he's heard just enough that this particular hired gun did his job and did his job well. There's a brief hum of radio static as he thinks things over, this was a rather big thing, so a good price would be important.

" In several ways, after all this is a rather important thing that needs to be taken care of. Can't have his former Lieutenant returning to his side after all. My offer is simple, access to stronger weapons if you so desire, payment of course in the form of money, and seeing as how work as a hired gun can be, I'll convince Charlie to let you use the Hotel as a safe house if anything goes wrong. "

   Even Alastor knows people would have to be stupid enough to waltz into the Hotel willingly to pick a fight, though of course, there are foolish sinners that try and end up getting fucked up in the process because of Alastor himself. Though now people are aware of how much power Charlie has too.

" In return, you get rid of the Exorcist, Lute, as she goes by I believe. Not that she'll be hard to miss considering she's the only angel wandering about. That sounds fair does it not? "

        His teeth grit, ears flattening against his head, at the sharp static sound that briefly picked up. Once again this wouldn't be so bad if his sense of hearing also wasn't heightened upon death. If he hadn't still had hearing damage after death then he'd say he definitely would now.

Even after it stops and the Radio Demon goes on to continue speaking his ears remain flat. Although eventually they raise again upon the specific mention of the Exorcist that was around apparently being Adam's Lieutenant. Some random fucking Exorcist wasn't any big deal in his opinion, he wouldn't be shocked if one got left behind with how they retreated, but that? That was probably a big deal — A big deal that he also wasn't involved in. At least, not yet.

        He didn't much appreciate how the other sounded like he was mocking him by going on about how Sinners are fearful of the Angels, how he wouldn't be blamed if he wasn't up for it. It made him roll his eyes as he did relax his free hand for the moment, no longer in expectation of being attacked since most people didn't consider attacking a hired gun that they were trying to hire.

        “ Z'ere iz no problem with me z'inking I cannot do it. ” He didn't doubt he could do it. An Angel wasn't something he's killed before but the Exorcist were trained combatants. He's killed plenty of those before. Not to mention killing an Angel would be a nice way to spit in the face of God.

“ Ze problem would be your offer. ” He now took another pause to take a drag of his cigarette, soon putting out what little was left in the palm of his other gloved hand as he exhaled the smoke.

        “ 'ow would you make it ' worth my while '. ”

Even if this was something he'd like to do, for his own reasons, he wouldn't just do it for some fucker only making the claim it'd be ' worth his while '. He was hired to do things, he did killing in exchange for something in return. Plus, plenty of people made vague claims like that down here only for them to be empty and to be what landed them on the other side of a gun.

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@bittcnneck asked: "listen to me. I love you Alastor. I don't even need to tell you you are my best friend, and the overlord I love the most." Placing her hands on alastors shoulders, Rosie speaks with a stern look on her face. "I would trust you with my life. I would trust you to be in the same room as me while I sleep. Aren't you always the person I run to as soon as something is on my mind?" Her stern expression cracks as she smiles, and one of her hands lift up to gently cup the man's cheek. "So tell me. Whatever is on your mind, tell me. I am always here to listen. And as long as I can be, I will always be here. Speak to me, darling.." (Sends u radiorose fluff...)

Unprompted Asks || Always Accepting

   Ah, but he knew that already. He's no fool that's for sure, it's one of the reasons he came to her when Charlie needed help. Hell, the fact that Rosie is a friend is the reason he comes to visit Cannibal Town in general. Normally if it was anyone else, he would've quickly stepped back or removed their hand, but he lets Rosie get away with it, if only for a brief moment before he reaches up to take her hand off his cheek.

" Rosie, my dear, you know I'm a man who enjoys my secrets. It's nothing to worry about. Anyone would know that it's a rough recovery from that attack I took from Adam, but it's nothing I can't handle. You know me. I always come out on top. Now is no different. "

   Soon letting go of her hand, he brings his cane to set in front of him as he leans on it a little. There's an obvious spot on the center that hints at it being welded together, it seems he's gotten it fixed.

" My only true gripe is that I was caught in a moment of weakness, unwillingly. But I suppose if I must, I do owe it to him for his help. But again, it's nothing I can't handle. "

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pownan asked: [  play  ]  muses  play  a  board  game  /  card  game  together ( Justice at Alastor, let's say they're chilling with a round of chess o3o ) [ @butane-muses ]

nonverbal  meme  prompts || Accepting

" And here I thought I was the only one who enjoyed a good game of Chess. "

   That's not exactly true, there were others who enjoyed chess but just not a lot, and not often. You could even say he's a little amused about this little visit, and the simple request to play a game. Though he's no fool, there's probably more to this little meeting after all. 

" So, while we play, why don't you tell me why you're really here? Surely it's not just some casual meeting. "

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@olliesmultimuse asked: ❛  if you've got a problem with the way i handle things, just say so.  ❜ from husk for alastor?

🐝  *  ―  𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑶𝑴 𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑳𝑶𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑷𝑻. 𝑰. || Accepting

" I have, have I not? I do expect a smile from you, to keep the newcomers appeased. Now that we have a brand new hotel and the efforts are being increased to get more sinners, don't you think you should take your job a little more seriously? I'd like to think I don't need to make you by force. "

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@monmuses Cont. from Here.

" Pentious? I would not be surprised, but at the same time, I did not think he of all people would catch the attention of the Anti-Christ himself. However, if you mean Damien himself, well, I know when he got her soul. I was not aware demons could be summoned to the living. "

   It's frustrating to say the least. Though there's a slight static laugh before he continues.

" One drink and no more. Oh, but do get this, Husker. She's Pentious' lover, or rather former one, and he doesn't even remember her. What a shame really. "

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@huskhusker asked: “ i must be hurt pretty bad if you’re being this nice to me. “ for Alastor.

𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒. || Always Accepting

   Hm. If Husker considered this nice, Alastor can't help but simply laugh. No. He was simply making sure none of the hotel staff was suffering any injuries after the battle. That would also go for patrons, but, well, they're down to one after the loss of Sir Pentious which Alastor was soon filled in by Charlie herself.

" Nonsense, Husker! Can't have one of our important staff be suffering from injuries now can we? Poor Charlie will worry her pretty little head if I don't make sure everyone's in top shape after all. No special treatment here, though I can always arrange otherwise, but we both know you won't like it. "

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@spidersins asked: “ I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out. ”

ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF || Accepting

   There's a faint hint of angry radio static, why is that the go-to solution, surely he has a better idea of how to actually handle this that doesn't involve sexual actions. 

" I'd like to think you're better than that, but I suppose that's my own mistake that you can think of anything other than sex. Surely there's a better option that will actually work, hmm? "

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@onlyheartaches asked: “Truth!” Alastor, what was your childhood like?

Truth or Dare meme || Accepting

" Hm. Very pleasant I'd have to say. My mother was a lovely woman, and I do miss her. I'm afraid that's all I'm willing to tell however. Seeing as I don't care to share .. personal information. "

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Ah. Alright. Charlie is allowed. Though he responds with a simple pat on the head. " Good to see you're being your usual self. "

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@ladiesofhell asked: Charlie offers Al a sundae ice cream she made. "We should rename today Sundae Sunday." ((Gluttony is a sin so why not. fghjfghj))

Unprompted Asks || Always Accepting

   Ah, now how can he say no to something like that? 

" Why my dear I quite agree with that sentiment. And while I'm not one for sweets, anything is more favorable than something of a sexual nature. "

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   There's a VERY strong urge to shred everyone apart. If anyone thinks he'd be found in a similar situation, they'd be dead wrong. This is why he does not fuck. At least one of the reasons anyway.