#▓▓▓┆♚ ˖° ❛ INBOX : SPECIFY MUSE

[erobret]

Send a ship you have with my muse and I'll put 3-5 songs that remind me of them

[erobret]

SHITE FERGIE HAS SAID P1

feel free to change pronouns and shite

❝ YASSSSSSSSSS ! ❞ ❝ Yis beech ! ❞ ❝ BISS ! ❞ ❝ Imma twerk on you . ❞ ❝ My dick is bigger than your’s --- lemme just grab it from it’s box . ❞ ❝ Adult supervision ? I’M AN ADULT ! ❞ ❝ You must be a door-to-door salesman out here trying to sell me your BULLSHIT . ❞ ❝ I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my nerves . ❞ ❝ Oh no . . . my will to live . . . it’s broken . ❞ ❝ I fall asleep to true crime . ❞ ❝ My last two braincells went on holiday . ❞ ❝ They expect to me to speak [ insert language ] ? I can’t even speak English ! I only know how to speak DUMBASS ! ❞ ❝ I am smol . ❞ ❝ I’ll bite your ankles ! ❞ ❝ PEOPLE DON’T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE ! ❞ ❝ DES-GUS-TAAAANG ! ❞ ❝ IT NEEDS MORE BLOOOOOOD ! ❞ ❝ Blood ??? THERE ! ❞ ❝ My moto is trust no one until you have a reason to trust them . ❞ ❝ My bootyhole was clenching i was so scared ! ❞ ❝ DOOD ! ❞ ❝ I’m the CEO of the itty bitty titty committee . ❞ ❝ I wake up and choose violence every day . ❞ ❝ If vaginas can hold emotions . . . does that mean i have a deprussy ? ❞ ❝ CRUSH ME MOMMYYYYYY ! ❞ ❝ I have 99 problems and your stupidity is every single one of them . ❞ ❝ I will not hesitate to bitch slap your child into last week . ❞ ❝ I would do that . . . but that would involve moving . ❞ ❝ I’m short ! How the hell am I supposed to reach my last fuck to give ? ❞