#▒ ✕ ❛ Lord explosion murder! ❜ ( crack )

[theshinazugawaslut]

Sanemi would name your cat “Nuclear bomb” “Megatron” and probably “little devil”

a/n: I kind of just stared at this ask for ten minutes and cackled my damn fucking head clean off because he fucking would.

"Sanemi, we're not naming them that!" you exclaim at your husband who innocently stares at you, looking much like the bundle of innocent kittens pawing at your feet.

"Why the fuck not?" he asks, slinging a heavy arm around your shoulder and pressing a kiss to your temple, trying to coax you into listening to him.

He bends down to stroke one of the kitten's chin.

"Just look at this guy," he says, motioning to the kitten with an obsidian coat of fur and the widest, forest-green eyes. "He needs to be named Megatron! Doesn't he just look like a Megatron to you?"

"He looks more like a Toothless," you chide, staring down at him unimpressed.

"But he's got damn teeth!" But then he pauses, thinking about the animated dragon's likeness to the cat. "Fucking fine, we name this one Toothless; but then we're calling the grey one Megatron."

You sigh, and Sanemi knows he's one.

"We name this one Chubby, that one Lord Explosion Murder, that one King Devil, and we name that one Ohagi," he says, "and we'll name those two Salmon and Ella."

"...You're so immature!" you huff.

"But it's really funny."

You crack a smile. "Yeah, it is."

/ though you're not very pleased when he names your snowy-furred dogs Discharge and Snowstorm Wonder Ball

[thehusbandoden]

Mha Boys React to

You Not Saying I Love You Back

Izuku, Bakugou, Shoto, Kiri and Denki

Fluff- slight angst- crack

This is another old one 🥲

Mentions of KamiJirou and Izucho in Shoto's

Izuku:

You always loved pranking Izuku, you got lots of views, and your followers absolutely loved him. You've been hoping to try this trend for a while now, and decided that you would go through with it today. So, once Izuku was ready for work and came to say goodbye, you had a camera hidden as you sat on the couch, reading a book.

Izuku strolled over to you on the couch and kissed your head gently. "I'm leaving now Puppy, I love you, I'll see you tonight." Smiling you kissed his lips gently, "K. See you tonight Zuku." Frowning slightly Izuku stood there for a few moments before gently petting your head, "I love you."

You nodded and grabbed his hand to leave a gentle kiss. "I know, bye Baby." Frowning deeper Izuku took both of your hands and made you look him in the eye. "I love you." ".... I know." "That's not what you're supposed to say." Izuku frowned. Forcing yourself not to break you say, "Bye~!" "Do you not love me?! What did I do wrong?! I'm so sorry! Was it because I- *Panic muttering*".

Finally not being able to take it you burst out in laughter. "No~! Baby~ it was a prank! I love you, I love you, I love you!" You exclaim, wrapping Izuku in your arms, kissing his forehead in between your multiple 'love yous'. "Oh, I thought you didn't love me anymore! (y/n)~ don't do that to me~!" Izuku whined, causing you to giggle even more.

Bakugou:

Your followers LOVED your husband. I mean, he was HILARIOUS! They ate up his reactions in literal seconds. Whenever you posted a prank, or any kind of video/short with him in it, it would instantly blow up. And so, you decided to do one of your followers recommendations.

I mean, you knew that your husband would explode, but you knew that he wouldn't kill his (s\o). Right??? And so, right before your husband was going to go out with his friends you set up a camera in your living room, hiding it with the number 2 hero Lord Explosion Murder Dynamite's merch (You have a LOT in your house, both bc you love your hubby to death, and he has the biggest ego in the MHA universe.)

Once the camera was set up you went back to the couch and scrolled on TikTok, replying to your followers here and there. When Bakugou finally came out of your bedroom you stopped yourself from giving in as you watched his muscles appreciatively. Holding strong, you swallowed as he walked towards you.

"Oi. I'm leaving now." Bakugou grunted, stooping down for you to kiss him. Kissing him teasingly you almost giggle as Bakugou huffed when you pulled away quicker then he wanted. "Oi. I said I'm leaving." "Okay. Have fun, future number one." You reply, intentionally not initiating an 'I love you' like usual. "I love you idiot." Bakugo muttered, a light blush on his cheeks.

Bakugou hardly ever said those three words, so you almost gave up. But you knew that this would EXPLODE so you decided to go on. "I know. Have fun." You reply, causing Bakugou to halt. "You're forgetting something." Bakugou growled, red eyes glaring daggers at you. "Hmm? Oh, be safe." You smile sweetly, internally dying inside.

"Say it. Now." Bakugou growled. "What do you want me to say? Keep Denki and Sero in line so you won't get kicked out again?" "Y know what. Forget it." Bakugou grumbled, turning to leave. "Wait Baby no~ it was just a prank!" You chase him as he walks out the door, apologizing profusely.

Shoto:

You really didn't want to do this. Like really, really didn't want to do this. But, Denki confessed to Jiro so you had to. You never broke your promises, ever. And one of this level? It would be a sin. I mean come on, you've been shipping them for at least four years, (You guys graduated U.A. like a year and a half ago) and have been trying to get them together for two.

Finally, Denki confessed and Jiro agreed on letting him take her on a date. So, you decided to put yourself, and your sweet husband in agony. A short lived agony, yet an agony all the same. (Yes, I am quite dramatic.) And so here you were, filming a prank video for Denki's prank channel.

If this became popular Denki made Izuku promise that he would confess to Ururaka, so you had to do your best, I mean come on~ two of your favorite ships FINALLY getting together? It was a dream come true! And so, here you were, on your and Shoto's bed, waiting for your beloved husband to say goodnight before he went on patrol.

Being the number 3 hero he usually took a late night shift so he could spend more time with you. (Sweet Baby <3) Giggling at a prank Mina pulled on Bakugou (Not a ship! I repeat, not a ship!) you were surprised when you felt Shoto lay on top of you.

"I gotta go Love, but I'll be back in about an hour. I love you, don't stay up all night watching Bakugo blow up again. Deal?" Shoto asked, causing you to giggle softly. "Only if you promise to not stay up fighting villains all night!" You tease, causing Shoto to sigh. "

"Love, you know that's out of my control." Shoto replied softly, giving you a sweet kiss on your neck, causing you to shiver with delight. "Same here! I mean come on, Bakugou being ignored is utterly hilarious! Also I need to show Denki some love, look at his channel! It's basically dying right now!" Chuckling softly Shoto gave you a kiss on your head.

"Okay, but once I get back you need to get off and show me some love instead. Okay?" Shoto compromised, earning a smirk from you. "Deal!" Smiling fondly Shoto gave you yet another kiss on your head. "Love you. Have a good night, I'll be back as soon as possible." "Come back soon~ but be safe!" You exclaim.

Shoto continued getting off of you and started walking downstairs, seemingly not noticing you failed to verbalize your love. You intensely listened as you waited for your beloved Shoto to come back up. You snorted as you heard Shoto's footsteps suddenly stop. You forced yourself to not giggle as Shoto walked up again, walking into your room he stood and just stared at you.

"Did you forget something?" You ask, completely smitten at the adorable look he gave you. "No, but I believe you did." Shoto replied. You smiled, "Oh? Did i? Well go kick some as-" "(Y/n). Please, I love you." "I know! Have a good patrol!" "Y/n. I love you so, so much. I mean it, I really do." Shoto frowned, feeling bad you realized that he was actually getting insecure now.

He tended to do that, no matter how perfect he was he always found a way to compare himself to other men, saying he's not good enough. Or even worse, he compares himself to Endeavor, that peace of (I don't cuss, so I couldn't tell you 😒) which broke your heart.

Depending on how broken he was the longer it took you to calm him down, and reassure him that he was utterly perfect to you and nothing at all like his shizzy old man. (Yes I just wrote shizzy. Why? Cause shizzy is the same as shiz.) Now feeling bad you walked over to him and enveloped him in your arms.

"Oh Baby, it was a stupid prank, I'm so sorry. I love you too. So, so much." You comfort. And so after his patrol you spent the rest of the night cuddling and spouting words of love. Yes, it took a while of unconditional love for him to feel whole again. (The vid blew up FAST I mean, Denki now has a whopping new 483 followers. And they keep coming.)

Kirishima:

You and your boyfriend were currently in a prank war. It all started when Kiri, that sweet, sweet baby of your's decided to ignore you. Two years have passed since then, and both of you are third years in U.A. high. Last week your boyfriend decided to start a argument and pass out. Yeah, you weren't happy. And so, you were going to get revenge. Your prank channel has almost a million followers, about half on your side, while the other on Kiri's. Smirking you set up the camera in your boyfriend's dorm. Kiri was in the bathroom getting ready for the gym, and Bakugou was going to be over shortly to drive him. (Ummm pray for Kiri's life. Driving with Bakugo??!💀)

You looked up as you heard Kiri open the door, stepping into your view in the process. I mean, you two were still kids, so you haven't you know, *cough cough*. But~ that doesn't mean that you can't like what you see... ANYWAYS! He had a red tank top on, which show cased his muscles beautifully.

He had black shorts and a red head band which pulled back his hair from his face. Smiling widely you looked him in the eyes, causing him to blush. "So... I look good?" Kiri asked, face as red as his beautiful hair. "Good? Eiji.... you look stunning! I mean drop dead gorgeous. I would literally date you in a heartbeat- scratch that I would marry you in a heart beat! SO manly!" You ramble, causing your gorgeous boyfriend's neck and ears to start turning red as well.

Before Kiri could could respond the door was kicked open. "ENOUGH WITH THIS CRINGEY SHIZ AND GET YOUR *Dadadada* OUT HERE NOW!" Bakugo yelled, causing both you and Kiri to sigh. "Well, I love you Baby, I'll be back in a few hours." Kiri promised. Stooping down to kiss you he slightly frowned when you responded with, "Mkay, have fun." "I love you." He repeated after giving you a loving kiss on your lips.

"Mhm, have fun." Scoffing Bakugo stormed off and yelled, "I'LL BE IN THE CAR! DON'T TAKE TO LONG, THAT MEANS NO FU-" "YES! THANK YOU, WE KNOW!" Kiri yelled, face a dark red. Giggling you kissed his hand, "Bye Baby, have fun being screamed at." "Wait... aren't you forgetting something?" "Make sure to keep Bakubeast in check?"

Kirishima would normally chuckle, but instead of him blessing you with the sound of his laugh he just frowned deeper. "Baby... Pebble... Do you love me?" "Why do you ask? But Baby, you gotta go, you're gonna be late." "Please say you love me!" "Baby~ you're gonna be late~!" Kiri pouted and then kissed you on your head. "Bye, love you." He said in a defeated tone, breaking your heart.

Normally, you would go over to him and smother him with love and promise him that it's just a prank. But, you had to stay strong, the prank he pulled was so~ mean! After a few hours Kiri came back to your dorm, sweaty and tired. It looked like he almost forgot about your neglect, but knowing Kiri he wouldn't forget it until you fix it.

After Kiri greeted you with an 'I love you' and a kiss on the temple he went to go shower. (Please just pretend that third years have showers in their dorms or something!) After his shower Kiri let you dry his hair, something that you LOVED doing when it was fluffy and just washed. Time skip: about an hour or two later.

"Hey... (y/n)." Kirishima called, hesitation heavy in his voice. "Yes Baby?" You ask. "A-are you mad at me? I'm really sorry.. I don't know what I did wrong, but I'll fix it! Promise!" Giggling at his eagerness you decided to end his misery.

"Oh my poor Baby! I'm sorry! I love you, I love you, I love you~!!!" You exclaim, jumping off the bed to wrap your worried boyfriend in a hug. "Wait.... was this a prank?! (Y/n)! SO~ mean!" Kiri laughed, wrapping his arms around you he peppered your neck, face and head with kisses.

Giggling you cuddle for the rest of the night, the video blew up and your followers are now asking for more Bakugou content. Though, I would stop being smug right about now, and start preparing for Kiri's next prank.

Denki:

Denki told you that he wouldn't prank you, but come on. His followers have seen you in a few of his prank videos, and boy oh boy did they love you. They requested time and time again for him to prank you, so he did. And you did NOT like that. And because he broke his word, you'll break your's. And so here you were, intro already filmed and camera set up.

"Nugget~ Baby Nuggy~" Denki called, winking at the camera you looked up as Denki walked into the room. "Yes Bubs?" "I need to go~" Denki whined, walking over to you he wrapped his arms around you and started kissing your face repeatedly causing you to giggle. "Mkay, don't overuse your quirk. Be safe!" You encourage.

Kissing Denki sweetly you lent back as he started to deepen the kiss. "You got to go Bubs. See you in the morning!" Groaning Denki leaned in to give you a quick peck on the lips. "I love you. Have a good night." "Have a good night!" You chirp, internally giggling as he stopped.

"I love you." Denki repeated, leaning down to look you in the eye as he kissed your nose. "Denki~ don't be late! Bakugou WILL kill you!" You exclaim, giving him a light push as he tried to kiss you further. "Baby~ I love you~" Denki whined, clinging to your neck like a child. "I know, I know! Just go to work!" You order, stifling your giggles as your boyfriend acted like a literal child.

"(Y/n)... please say you love me." Denki sniffled, a pout staining his cheerful face. Yes, you knew that you should've lasted longer, but come on! That pout! "Baby! It was just a prank! I love you~" You pout, wrapping your arms around Denki in a hug. "(Y/n)! Really?!" Denki whined, causing you to giggle. You laugh as you see Denki's playful pout, before pulling him in for more kisses. (First time writing Denki, hope I did an okay job).

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[nenyabusiness]

Regarding Halbrand/Sauron and the concept of humiliation.

In The Silmarillion, right after Morgoth’s defeat, Sauron was given a chance to repent. He might even have taken it, if it hadn’t been for his pride and his fear of humiliation.

“When Tharongorodrim was broken and Morgoth overthrown, Sauron put on his fair hue again and did obeisance to Eönwë, the herald of Manwë, and abjured all his evil deeds. And some hold that this was not at first falsely done, but that Sauron in truth repented, if only out of fear, being dismayed by the fall of Morgoth and the great wrath of the Lords of the West. But it was not within the power of Eönwë to pardon those of his own order, and he commanded Sauron to return to Aman and there receive the judgement of Manwë. Then Sauron was ashamed, and he was unwilling to return in humiliation and to receive from the Valar a sentence, it might be, of long servitude of his good faith; for under Morgoth his power had been great. Therefore when Eönwë departed he hid himself in Middle-earth; and he fell back into evil, for the bonds that Morgoth had laid upon him were very strong.”

Am I going to dig deep into something from The Rings of Power that might turn out completely irrelevant because I’m looking way too deep into it? Yes, yes I am. Here we go.

I’d say that the first time we see an example of Halbrand/Sauron’s issue with humiliation is in Episode 3, when the Númenóreans in that tavern make fun of his lower status. Even though they’re only insulting his low Man disguise, they still manage to get under his skin. We get to see that glorious murder glare, and he then proceeds to beat the shit out of them in the alley.

This look serves no purpose for his disguise. It’s clearly a crack in his façade, because moments later, the mask is back on, and he’s brushing it all off as a joke. That, right there, though? That’s Halbrand/Sauron feeling humiliated, and it affects him to the point that he nearly drops his disguise on the spot.

Then we have a less explosive event in Episode 5, where Galadriel outmaneuvers him in front of Queen Míriel. This interaction doesn’t end up in violence, but it does lead to him ripping off his pouch and giving Galadriel the silent treatment for quite some time. She doesn’t insult him like the Númenóreans, but she tricks him. There’s definitely a sense of humiliation in that, and he’s not having it.

This leads me to Episode 8, when Galadriel declines his proposal. This is, by far, the strongest emotional reaction that we see from Halbrand/Sauron in the entire season. It’s hard to tell whether or not he meant everything he said about making her his queen and binding himself to her light, but to me, that final reaction was genuine. Would a denied business proposal cause such anger? No. There’s more to it than that.

Through the season, he’s revealed bits and pieces of himself to her, but in this particular scene, he puts it all out in the open. His past. His relief of being free from Morgoth. His dream of healing Middle-earth. His wish to do so with her by his side. If he’s being even remotely genuine here, he’s showing her his true self, and all he gets in return is hatred and repulsion. Is there anything more humiliating than that? Letting someone in, and and finding that they’re disgusted by what they see?

So, how does Halbrand/Sauron deal with this humiliation?

... not great.

Anyway, let’s see how long this temper tantrum lasts in the second season. Considering how he usually handles humiliation in Tolkien’s works, it might be a while.

[back-alley-goatboy]

Well, as its Ghosts season 5 eve, I think its about time I give my final theories to how The captain and Kitty die.

Idk if promo pics count as spoilers, but they are below the cut

Starting with Kitty. Honestly, I think its going to be either food poisoning or an allergic reaction from the pineapple, but it will be spurred on by Eleanor.

I mean, look how much fun Kitty is having, she's laughing with everyone, and Eleanor looks so damn salty and jealous.

I mean, we know she isn't above trying to make Kitty sick (the warm oysters), plus we have seen kitty throw up as a ghost. I imagine the party would eat the pineapple, it begins to make Kitty ill and Eleanor would notice and would make a game of it. Something along the lines of "oh its horrid, lets see who can eat the most", expecting her to throw up and embarrass herself, not die.

Im leaning more towards food poisoning because chances are that pineapple would be rotten as hell by the time it reaches the Uk in the georgian era via boat.

Above all, I want to see kitty realise that Eleanor was a bitch and start unpacking that trauma. Bonus points for genuine kitmas bonding over the fact their familes are terrible.

Second of all, The Captain. Whoo boy I have feelings about this one, its a much less solid theory but it makes sense.

We all know the beloved cracked mirror in the intro but it got me thinking, what if its a metaphor for a broken image?

We all know Cap is big on appearances, but in the promo pics we see him looking like hes getting grilled by the general (wiki told me the red bits mean general, dont quote me though, also, stick my beloved).

Ever since Redinng weddy, I have wondered if Cap was ordered to bury the bomb. I doubt it considering its active explosives in someones back garden so I came to the conclusion that the "letter/operation william plans" were actually letters and Cap buried them with the bomb to keep them safe. But then, a suposedly important Government secret operation goes walkies? Thats a situation right there.

What if, after getting his medals, the general complains that he isnt worthy of them/is a spy or german ect (some Havers is a spy theory here, I dont love it but it would make some sense in this context) and it kind of adds up too much, so the other soldiers try and get rid of him. If a fight was to break out it would explain why he has the stick, he grabbed it out the general's hand trying to defend himself. Similarly, the draw opening in the intro could be someone grabbing a stashed away gun, causing panic (maybe cap finally got his service revolver). We also know a man was murdered in the library (said by Robin in the little promo film), I can only imagine it was teased because it was relevant.

Obviously this is a less solid theory but it would explain the weird expressions in the promo pics and tbh Im biased towards the Cap was murdered theory. Hypothetically, it could also be why he only wants to be known as The Captain, if the General tried to revoke his title after he got his medals.

Also Lord Brigadier Sir Anthony Bartholemew Raisinby Jones mayhaps?

I mean regardless of what happens,they are my babies and im going to go feral. I guess we just have to wait and see.

[kiraofthewind]

The Ophidian Revolution, part 2

Part 2 of my loredump. I've applied tags, but be aware that there was a lot of shit happening during the revolution, so content warnings apply. Particularly for death, murder, slavery, sexual acts, and heads exploding.

The night of the Revolution occurred on Razum 23, which correlates to October 10th on the Terran Calendar. A chill autumn night. Ophidia chained her husband to the bed using manacles given to her by Farnel. She sneaked into her sons’ bedroom and did the same to them. Lira (about 15 years old and involved in the plot) helped out. All across the planet, women did the same. Many chained their husbands to their beds. Many shot them with their guns. Lord Selfishness created portals linking the Makai to Orochi so the demons of the Makai could help out. It was a massacre. Overnight, men were killed, beaten, tortured, and enslaved.

The King of Orochi did not have a wife, but rather several concubines. The concubines waited until demons distracted the guards, then they ganged up on him. They tore off his golden crown and jewelry. A few days later, they would melt it all down and reforge them into golden manacles and collars. Noblemen from across Orochi were gathered in the capital, Ophiuchus, and forced to run down the streets while women beat them with whips or whatever they had handy. Those who survived to the end of the gauntlet were usually executed, but Ophidia kept the ex-king chained to below her throne until his death a few years later. Her husband (the First Slave) was also chained there for the rest of his life. Rumors say Ophidia would force her husband and the ex-king to give each other oral sex, but there’s no evidence for this being true. Some other rumors state their penises were cut off, so it would have been difficult to do that. The gauntlet became a yearly tradition called the Royal Parade, though since there are no more noblemen, they just use slaves who have committed grievous acts.

The God now known as Windesoar was a 4-year-old boy living in Orochi when the Revolution happened. He was declared unfit for breeding, and so his penis was cut off. He escaped from Ophidia about a year later.

Ophidia was declared Empress of the new country, which was named after her, and Lira was her Heir Apparent. Lira was, unfortunately, mentally ill. She’d been abused all her life, and then when she was suddenly given power overnight, she abused that power. Her cruelty was so legendary it was rumored that Hira would feed *just* off her cruelty to gain energy. Rumors of “Lhira” (the idea of Lira+Hira being one entity) spread even to the enslaved men who believed that when Lira became Empress, their slavery would involve mandatory torture.

Side note: A scientist working for Lira discovered a magical acid (hydroiodic acid where the iodine atom is saturated with Death elementrons). It was named after Lira because she enjoyed using it to torture men.

In the year 1, soon after the formation of the Aloutian Empire, the nation of Ophidia also converted to Spiritism. Here’s an account by St. Ancognidel regarding her meeting in the Empress’s court:

The Empress’s advisor, Minako-gozen of House Ayameyama, addressed me. “On behalf of all Orochi-Ophidia, this court, and my Empress Ophidia, I declare that we will joyously worship your God, spread your religion, and pay any sacrifice he demands under one condition.”

            “My brother Lucognidus will not negotiate,” I said. “He will not tolerate being tested, nor will not curry favors with those he conquers.”           

            “I would never be so brash as to ask God for a favor! I am a loyal servant, and I know my place is to serve, not to demand! No, my condition is this. If you are real, Lucognidus, and you proclaim yourself as God, then my nation will worship you only if you strike me dead where I stand!” Minako spread her arms wide and faced the ceiling, mocking the heavens.

            Her head cracked open with a mighty explosion.

Thus the nation of Ophidia converted to Spiritism.

In the year 8, Lira was killed by a man, who was then, of course, tortured and killed brutally. Lira’s death broke Empress Ophidia, who became sullen, silent, and ‘lost her wits’ according to historians. With no heir and no governing ability, power transitioned to the Heads of Orochi, who declared the country would become a Republic after the Empress’s death. Ophidia had been going slowly insane already, however. Lord Emberdyme was the Lord of Insanity and one of the deals Ophidia made to get his support was that he'd slowly make her insane. She was insane *before* Lira's death. But her death only made it *worse*

Empress Ophidia died in the year 8, shortly after Lira’s death. She often went on walks alone in the forest to get away from court life, and one day, she came upon a man sent by his master to catch fish in a pond. The man, knowing this woman was the source of all his ills, overpowered her and held her head underwater, but was surprised to find she was a Water elemental and could not be drowned. He instead smashed her head against a stone, then left her body in the pond. Since she was a Water elemental, she went to the Water Realm, where the Goddess Liqua showered her with praise and love, because Liqua herself became a female supremacist after she learned about Ophidia.

The man who killed Ophidia would, of course, be caught, tortured, and killed for his crime.

[tomorrowedblog]

Thursday Releases for August 29

Friday is usually the busiest day of the week for new releases. Not this week though. For some reason there a bunch of releases on a Thursday. Whatever. Thursday Releases for August 29 include The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power S2, Terminator Zero, Emio – The Smiling Man: Famicom Detective Club, and more.

The Lords of the Rings: The Rings of Power S2

The second season of The Lords of the Rings: The Rings of Power, the TV series from J. D. Payne and Patrick McKay, is out today.

Sauron has returned. Cast out by Galadriel, without army or ally, the rising Dark Lord must now rely on his own cunning to rebuild his strength and oversee the creation of the Rings of Power, which will allow him to bind all the peoples of Middle-earth to his sinister will.

KAOS

KAOS, the new TV series from Charlie Covell, is out today.

As discord reigns on Mount Olympus and almighty Zeus spirals into paranoia, three mortals are destined to reshape the future of humankind.

Terminator Zero

Terminator Zero, the new TV series from Mattson Tomlin, is out today.

A warrior from a post-apocalyptic future travels to 1997 to protect an AI scientist being hunted by an unfeeling — and indestructible — cyborg.

Emio – The Smiling Man: Famicom Detective Club

Emio – The Smiling Man: Famicom Detective Club, the new game from Nintendo, is out today.

A student has been found dead! His head was covered with a paper bag with an eerie smiling face drawn on it—much like the victims of Emio, the Smiling Man—a killer of urban legend who is said to place such a bag over his victims’ heads. As an assistant private investigator, you are tasked with helping police solve this crime, which is reminiscent of a series of unsolved murders from 18 years ago. Has a serial killer returned, or is this the work of a copycat? Are these crimes inspired by the Smiling Man story, or the origin of it?

Visions of Mana

Visions of Mana, the new game from Square Enix, is out today.

Visions of Mana is a brand new title in this series revolving around the sacred sword and mana. The protagonist Val and his childhood friend Hinna, the newly appointed Alm of Fire, set off on a journey to the Mana Tree.

Akimbot

Akimbot, the new game from Evil Raptor and PLAION, is out today.

In the action-adventure platformer, Akimbot, blast your way through armies of robots, pilot spaceships and forge your own path to save the universe from impending doom! Set in a sci-fi world where only robots exist, travel the galaxy and experience non-stop robot mayhem and explosive action!

Squirrel with a Gun

Squirrel With A Gun, the new game from Dee Dee Creations and Maximum Entertainment, is out today.

Squirrel, meet gun. As the neighborhood’s most obnoxious rodent, develop a knack (and a love?) for crime and mayhem in pursuit of golden acorns in this nutty sandbox shooter and puzzle platformer. Fight tooth, claw, and gun to escape a secret underground facility and defeat the Agents.

Memoriapolis

Memoriapolis, the new game from 5PM Studio, is out today.

Memoriapolis invites you to construct a city that spans 2,500 years of history, from Antiquity to the Age of Enlightenment. Choose your culture, manage resources, face historical events, build "Wonders" to achieve the status of Capital of Capitals and leave your mark in history!

Gori: Cuddly Carnage

Gori: Cuddly Carnage, the new game from Angry Demon Studio, Wired Productions, and CouchPlay Interactive, is out today.

Humanity has been destroyed - and it's up to Gori, along with his deadly but wise-cracking sentient hoverboard, F.R.A.N.K, and morose AI companion, CH1-P, to shred and slay the evil Adorable Army!

[severed-ties-uf]

Chapter Eight: Vessel (Extra)

Read the main chapter first

Layla getting her shit ran:

Meanwhile (rather a couple minutes before now) at the Dalv mansion, the fight is concluding. Jackie and Asriel have successfully disarmed Layla; unfortunately it led to Jackie being shot several times with silver bullets. Heavily weakening him.

Layla is dodging around the area turning into mist and bats occasionally. She is slightly wounded by Asriel's fire, but still evading. “It’s funny how useless you two are. Both incapable of taking down an unarmed woman, pathetic.” She taunts.

Asriel roars in response. Jackie growls.

Layla laughs, turning to face Asriel. “So you want it that bad? Alright, eat this!” Layla charges at Asriel at top speed (like 120 meters per second), claws extended preparing to slash.

But suddenly as she gets close, Asriel grabs her by the face and slams her into the ground. On impact the stone ground is cracked heavily, Asriel creates a powerful explosion of fire, directly on her face from his hand. Layla screams. All of this doing immense damage to her. Asriel finally throws her against a wall.

Layla, heavily wounded lets out another yelp in pain.

Asriel charges her, summoning a bright red, magic saber in his hand and thrusting it into the right side of Layla's chest.

Layla once again screams in pain, finally speaking. “Stop! Stop! Please, stop! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!”

“Oh, NOW you’re sorry?” Asriel bites back. “No, you’re just saying that to save your own skin.” Asriel brings himself closer to her, making eye contact, giving her the most terrifying look imaginable. “Now, you’re going to give me a good explanation for your actions, if you don’t do that, well… I’ll just twist my sword ninety degrees so that it pierces your heart. You will also apologize to Chara personally, and if you don’t, I’ll just tell my father. I bet he’d love to meet the gal who attempted to murder his son.”

“Okay, okay, I understand, Mister Prince.” Layla says almost mockingly. “I’m sor-“

“Oh, no. You shouldn’t be calling me that name. You should address me as his highness Asriel fucking Dreemurr!” Asriel yells as he kicks Layla in the head hard enough that it cracks the stone wall behind her.

Jackie pulls himself up, and walks over to the two, looking at Layla. “Man, Layla- I knew you were dumb, but dear lord: insulting the man who’s mere centimeters from killing you? Who’s also happens to be the Prince. Really?”

Asriel looks to Jackie, chuckling. “Yeah, she’s about as intelligent as a bag of hammers, has the common sense of a box of nails, and the personality of a wood plank.” He looks back to Layla. “Now, that explanation…”

[miss-goblin-tries-writing]

So I was reading a lot of BNHA fanfiction lately and had a burst of 1AM creativity, so here's a section of something I started working on :)

Words: 658

Izuku had never seen a sunset so beautiful. 

From his spot on the rooftop, he could see the sky so clearly; the pinks, the reds, and the intense orange bleeding across the sky brought him a sense of calm. Soon, those colours would fade - the sun was setting, and the night was creeping in. He vaguely thought that his mother would be worried, he'd been sitting on his ledge for a while now, but it didn't matter. The time he'd spent here on this ledge had been the most peaceful he'd had in years. He needed this peace after the day he'd had. 

Izuku had always admired All Might. The hero of all heroes, the Number One. He saved civilians with a kilowatt smile and a booming laugh. His idol was larger than life; quite literally - he was a looming tower of muscles. Meeting him after being attacked by a villain on the way home wasn't ideal, but it was the highlight of Izuku's life. Sadly it had quickly turned into the lowest (be realistic-).  

Izuku didn't know where his ledge was. He knew he could see the sky above him and the city below - but nothing around his rooftop was recognisable. He'd been so overwhelmed earlier that he'd started walking and hadn't stopped until he'd found himself up on this ledge, and orange was blanketing the sky. (He thought he remembered Kacchan yelling at him as he was pulled away by Pro-heroes- as Izuku was lectured). 

Izuku basked in his peace. It felt so good to be free of his anxiety, a weight lighted from his shoulders. He didn't feel the crushing defeat of his day-to-day life; the despair he pushed down each day, the sludge that built with each setback, each comment, with each second he spent stuck in that classroom to be ridiculed. He held in so much resentment that it threatened to drown him - he gripped his pencils until they snapped as they laughed, laughed, laughed. (Swan-dive, swan-dive-).

The Pro-heroes admonished him for "foolishly" rushing in (for doing their job while they stood around and watched, saving Kacchan from drowning when he drowns every day). The box he forced his torment to fill -finally- couldn't hold anything more. 

There were three key events in the cracking of his box, Izuku mused, and they all had to happen in a two-hour window. His childhood friend had told him to commit suicide to become something less pitiful (swan-dive, swan-dive, swan-dive). His childhood hero, his idol, told him he couldn't be like him (impossible without a quirk, be more realistic-) while he was losing his power, he broke his dreams and left him on a roof. The hypocritical heroes who shamed a quirkless child when they stood and watched his childhood friend almost die waiting for the right quirk. They had the power he didn't and did nothing. 

Izuku knew there'd be no coming back from this. He'd held in his resentment for so long - he knew he'd never be able to contain it again. 

He sat, on his ledge, staring at the sky. 

Orange had overwhelmed the other colours, and Izuku smiled; it reminded him of Kacchan. Overwhelming, commanding, and unforgiving - Kacchan always did look good in orange. The boy had had his hero costume designed since he was six, the iconic orange crosses of "Lord Explosion Murder". His childhood friend would make a wonderful hero, and it still pained him that they would be the Wonder Duo they'd planned as children, that he'd clung to all these years. Kacchan didn't need Izuku (didn't need a Deku) with such a beautiful quirk at his fingertips - he didn't need Izuku weighing him down (like he'd done to All Might). What was a human like him compared to the sun? To the brilliance of the orange sky in front of him? What was Deku to the hero that Kacchan would become? 

[brisfanfiction]

BAKU-RAGE!!!

[hovee-writes]

Banana Bread [c]

Bakugo Katsuki x Reader (crack) Word Count: 663 words Warnings: Swearing (duh)

❥ Masterlist

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It was around about 11 pm. You were walking to the kitchen to grab a quick snack and then you were planning to go back to your all-nighter filled with very fun things such as studying.

As you rounded the corner you noticed that the lights were on and you heard some shuffling.

‘Hmm... That’s a bit unusual. No one’s normally up at this hour.’ You thought to yourself.

Taking slow, and calculated steps to make as little noise as possible, you sneak up to the doorway. Inside you find Bakugo, quietly humming to himself while mixing ingredients for something.

To say the least, it was very odd seeing him in such a good mood and not yelling “Die!” every five minutes. Was that really the Bakugo you knew?

You decided to lean against the doorway and observe him for a few more minutes, wondering how he didn’t notice your presence yet.

His movements were sharp, yet graceful as he moved around the table grabbing whichever ingredients he required. You still weren’t quite sure what he was making though, maybe a cake of some sort?

He began mashing a banana with a fork. His movements sped up and he looked almost angry now. It was fascinating how quickly his mood could change from happily humming to himself, to angrily mashing a banana.

“Hey! What did that poor banana ever do to you?” You spoke up whilst walking towards the counter. He jumped ever-so-slightly at the sound of your voice, he didn’t want to make it seem as if he, the one and only Lord Explosion Murder, could ever be afraid of an extra like you.

“Eh? Y/N? What the fuck are you doing up so late?” He barked back.

“I could ask you the same thing, you know.” You replied. “Well anyways, whatcha cookin’, good lookin’?” You added, winking at him.

“That’s none of your damn business.” He snapped.

‘Why all the sudden aggression, jeez.’ You asked yourself.

“...It’s banana bread” He added, now quieter.

“Really?” Immediately, your eyes lit up “Oh that’s my favourite!”

“I couldn’t care less.” He said putting the bread into the oven.

While you waited for the bread to bake you tried having a proper conversation with Bakugo. At first, he was a bit reluctant, but you got him to talk eventually. You found out that whenever he’s having trouble sleeping he likes to exercise to tire himself out, however, the gym was long closed so he resorted to baking instead. It was a past time that he quite enjoyed yet didn’t do very often.

With every minute that that delicious bread was in the oven, you found yourself getting more and more hungry as the intoxicating aroma leaked out of the oven.

The two of you continued your chat as the bread was taken out and cooled down.

After maybe 20 minutes Bakugo said that it should be good to eat now.

Almost immediately you threw yourself at the loaf, cutting a pretty large slice and running to your room to devour it.

“Oi! Come back here, you damn nerd!” Bakugo yelled chasing after you for a while before deciding it’s not worth it.

He returned to the kitchen only to find that the rest of the loaf was also gone.

“Alright, who thE FUCK TOOK MY BREAD?!” He yelled as he went on a rampage to find the culprit, or rather, culprits.

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BONUS:

Little did Bakugo know, the bread bandits were right under his nose. Quite literally.

While he was out chasing you, the rest of the BakuSquad sneaked into the kitchen to take the bread since its delicious aroma could be smelled from the other end of the dorm.

However, they didn’t have enough time to sneak back out, so instead, they hid in the cupboards knowing it’s very likely he won’t look there. They waited until his footsteps couldn’t be heard anymore to sneak out, leaving no trace of ever being there.

[pink-vermillion]

You can try to tell me that Bakugou doesn’t go hard for this song, but I’ll know you’re wrong and a liar💕

**PLEASE do not repost to another site/blog without my permission💕**

[the-b1ah]

So I love WEBTOON ™(super wholesome) and toxic(angst) batfam so I’m going to so both for my Au because I do what I want. First one to bat(puns) is the what im going to lovingly refer to as the crack version which is the fun but kind of disfunctional batfam. I’ll do the angst version afterwards so you can pick an choose which one you prefer to headcanon.

This is part one of batfam crack meeting:

This is a couple months after the origins happened and not too long after meeting the phantomily. So Danny and Jason are all settled in and have started to patrol together. Red Hod is getting back into the drug lord business after the henchmen convinced him to come back and Danny befriends all of them instantly. The henchmen all see him as a little brother, while the older henchmen try co-parent (“phantom listen don’t do drugs and stay in school.” “That doesn’t really apply to me I’m dead.” “Here have granola bar you are a growing boy.” “….does it have chocolate in it?”) the younger ones just cause chaos with him(“Phantom!!! What are you doing!” “Uhhhh” “that’s not nearly enough explosives! Here let me show you how its done”).

The batfam doesn’t know what happened to GIW (aka Hood’s and Phantom’s murder-athon). They investigated the organization once before and came to the conclusion that they were all quacks and moved onto bigger fish.

So tonight they approach Red hood with they intention of getting him to help with an all hands on mission but they’ll get more than they bargained for…

“Where the hell did that kid come from?!?!?”

Masterlist! | Part 2

https://the-b1ah.tumblr.com/post/673046156272713728/this-post-is-about-a-danny-phantom-and-red

[kogane-jidai]

ask-lord-explosion-murder replied to your post: 💕 ||platonically||

Why am I the only person Pink is fine with getting a low percentage on??

Pink: *Scoffs* “Because you’re mean. Thought that would be obvious.” Yellow: “You know you’re going to regret saying these things to our students when we return to normal...” Pink: “Pff no I wont. We don’t regret telling the truth... Half the time, anyway.”

[pervysenpaix]

Hi friends! I've been thinking ... and before you leave to go get the holy water, I'd like to inform you that it's complete fluff with our Lord and Savior, The Great King Explosion Murder Dynamight!

It was about 12:45 am and you were sitting in the living room of you and your ProHero boyfriend's shared apartment. Katsuki normally made it home around 8 or 9 pm, so you were a bit worried. The news was playing on the tv and you gripped your phone in your waiting for any alerts from the Hero News app. Anxiety was something you dealt with most nights. Being the girlfriend of the #5 hero was stressful. Even though you knew that Katsuki is a badass with an amazing quirk, you still worry.

The sound of the front door unlocking makes your ears perk up, and you dash over to greet your man. “Hi baby!” you’re chirping before he even has time to walk through the door. Red eyes meet yours and it’s like you can see the tension ease as he regards you.

“C’mere” Katsuki scoops you up into a hug, burying his face in the crook of your neck and tickling your nose with his spiky hair. He’s filthy. Covered in blood and soot. Which is to be expected in his line of work. This doesn’t stop your from running your hands through his dirty hair or pressing kisses on his sweaty skin. “Missed you” he mumbles, pulling back to press your lips together. A sweet kiss. Just a “I need affection” kiss. The tired hero was basically purring when you pulled away, ten times more relaxed but still clearly exhausted.

“Hungry ?” He shakes his head “no”, but you grab his hand, pulling him into the kitchen anyways. Katsuki’s quiet as he watches you move around the kitchen. Eyes twinkling with pure adoration and devotion. He never imagined that he’d have someone that loves him as much as you do. Never thought he deserved it, for obvious reasons.

It’s no secret that Katsuki is a handful, but you take it all in stride. Loving him for who he is, and not what others expect from him. The only thing that helps him getting through days like this, is knowing that you’ll be waiting for him with a smile on your face when he makes it home.

Arms circle your waist and he kisses the top of your head. “Thank you” is all he can manage to say, voice threatening to crack from all the emotions he’s feeling. Today was really fucking hard. Just seeing you like this, being there for him … it was a lot. Nodding, you turned around to bring your hands to his cheeks. “You’re welcome” kissing him again to punctuate and express your understanding in all those things that he didn’t feel like saying.

“Eat” you say, gesturing to the plate of food you sat in front of him. “I’ll go start the shower”. Katsuki doesn’t respond, just nods and starts eating. Spicy ramen. You always did everything with him in mind.

“Can you get in with me ?” Startled, you turn to see him in the doorframe. “Did you eat it all?” You ask, brow raised and arms crossed. He can’t help but chuckle. So small, yet so fiesty. “Yes, mommy” he drawls sarcastically, peeling his costume off deliberately slow. Heat rises to your cheeks, but you push any feelings down because you know he’s too tired for anything like that. No matter what he says. “Of course, baby”

It feels so good to have your hands in his hair. He has to hold onto the wall for support while your deft fingers massage the shampoo into his scalp. His free hand trails up your spine, running a soapy trail up your soft brown flesh. Whimpering slightly when you hands move lower to clean all of him.

After finishing up in the shower, you sit him on the floor between your legs and brush through his hair. It’s not as long as it use to be, but it’s still prone to tangle. Deep sighs and grunts resonate as you pamper him. How did he get so lucky ? Honestly, you feel the same way. What are you without Katsuki ? Y’all are two halves of a whole.

You climb into bed first and open your arms. On days like this your man just wants to be held. He buries his face in your bosom and wraps his arms around your waist while laying on top of you. Content to be in your presence. Feeling blessed that you chose him. You hum a lullaby and rub over his shoulders until you hear his not so soft snores. He’s adorable so you don’t mind. Smiling, you close your eyes and let sleep take you. Thankful that the great Lord Explosion Murder chose you to be his everything ❤️

Since y’all be wondering why I love this man dirty draws 🥲

@xogabbiexo , @plussizeficchick , @blkchxrryblyss , @bookwormsenpai , @riozakii , @nasty-quillz , @namjoonswifeyy

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Manager's random thots #2

✎  “ If Bakugo stops cursing for you ” —  Bakugo x Reader

: ̗̀➛ Manager's/Author's note: Well, welcome back random thoughts— just had this little drabble in my brain it's so cute and hilarious that it might work-

Bakugo would wash his dirty ass mouth if you really couldn't stand the vulgar language spilling from his lips

Either it be religious reasons or just personal preference [maybe even a challenge, you know he hates being underestimated], if you couldn't take his constant swearing for the life of you, he would try to turn it down [TRY, nothing else]

He would struggle in the beginning, but as time goes on, he starts getting better at controlling himself [of course he slips up every once it a while, in part he was pretty pissed/annoyed at that moment in time, but pretty clean for the most part]

One time, he hadn't sworn once for hours, you thought he was on some real hard crack, man was just staring at you like 'bitch, really..."

Katsuki would curse just to annoy the hell out of you, if you were being a dumbass, he would straight up slur in your face just to get under your skin like you did to him

Or if he's bored, wants your attention, your eyes on him and ONLY him. "Fuck" was all he needed to say to get you turning towards him, and that smirk whenever it works—

If you're out with his friends and him, the absolute confusion on their faces when they hear THE Lord Explosion Murder say the word "fudge"

Kiri: "Er... Bakubro, you doing alright?"

Katsuki: "Never been better..."

Denki: "Are you like wasted or something, 'cause even I'm a little—"

Bakugo: "SHUT IT DUNCE FACE OR I'LL FUC- I mean.. flipping.. kill you..."

Mina: "Damn~ you should be a animal trainer or something, you really know how to put that pomeranian in his place~"

Bakugo: "WHAT DID YOU SAY RACCOON EYES?!"

Sero: "Sheeesh, still as feisty as ever, better keep that leash nice and tight~"

[pctulant-a-blog]

“Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, SHUT THE HELL UP!! You’re all talking at once and I can’t stand listening to this crap! And you take that furry shit and shove it, call me ‘catsuki’ one more time and I’ll destroy you!”