#▇ 🌟┊🎮 ❝ i find clowns delightful ❞ 🎮┊🌟 ▇ (etn verse)

[gamethecry]

@rosetintedgunman asked: "D'ya need me to set ya up on a date?" Wilford has a sly smirk as he passes a business card for the Moonlight Roller. (bonus if it's Wilf trying to get Matt to go on a date with his wife/established dating partner)

the detective looks quick to the card thrust out to him , feeling muddled confusion and annoyance well up in his bones at the seemingly laissez-faire nature of the eccentric man before him . matthew had always believed he was a bit on the odd side , having a deep love for theatre always making him more dramatic and emotional than the colleagues he as surrounded by ; but , this man ? he was SOMETHING else . fair fingers close around the card stock , eyeing almost suspiciously before looking back at the ball of pink before him .

his tone is curt , nothing short of what you would expect from a man such as matthew , the detective , as he shoves the card into his jacket pocket . " mr . . . warfstache , was it ? i don't mean to sound like a stick in the mud , but i am not in the mood to be playing matchmaker right now . " his other hand is closed around a missing poster , holding it so it was eye level with the stranger before him . " what i need from you is any clues or answers regarding the disappearance of this man . " a strikingly familiar face to wilford , dear abe , all painted up in a fine grey scale .

" if you don't have any information , that's completely fine , but i do NOT need my time wasted . " if only matthew knew he'd practically been HANDED a clue .