#╰❤ ˢʰᵉᶰᵃᶰᶤᵍᵃᶰˢ ◜crack.◞

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psst. i heard u know toads who do leg day gurl

GUUURRRL, LEMME TELL YOU—

I got all the connections. @ me on Twitter. I got chu.

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Princess Peach? More like Peach the Pimp.

That would be a wonderful subtitle. I can imagine it now..

the future icons. Coming fall, 2k20. be on the lookout. it’s gonna be FIRE.

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((I dunno what meme the last ask meant but yer a nerd!))

“AGAIN, SAY IT TO MY FACE!”

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meme thing: You'ze a punk.

“Say that to mah face!”

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and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming-

“No,” she whispered, clasping her hands over her mouth while slowly backing away. The expression on her face was one of complete terror. Her eyes had been so focused on what was ahead of her that she hadn’t even noticed that she back herself into a corner until her back made contact with the wall. The tears gathered in the corners of her eyes threatened to fall any moment now and they did exactly that when she squeezed them shut. With her hands now covering her ears in an attempt to lessen the volume of that wretched lyric that kept playing over and over again, Peach slid down the wall into a crouched position and screamed from the top of her lungs.

“NOOOOOO!!!”

[magnanimousmonarch]

toadette did do pink better than u tho

Not a word was spoken. She just pointed to the sign hanging beside her seat on the throne.

[magnanimousmonarch]

u look ugly in pink.

“Well, at least I’m only ugly in pink. You, on the other hand, are not as fortunate. I’m afraid you’ll have to live with that face for your entire life. What a shame.”

SSSSSSSSSSSSS—SICK BURN BRO!Damn son, Where’d you find this?

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Fun with Photoshop

Hey, you!

Yeah, you. Have you ever wondered why people always avoid you when you go out somewhere? Did you ever wish that you could be the bell of the ball and not that one popular kid who hogs up all the attention named Billy whos also the star football player but is a real jerk to everyone especially that one time he pulled down you pants in front of the whole school during a pep rally and everyone laughed at you but you didn’t think it was very funny so you ended up running all the way home with your pants at your ankles?!

WELL, NOW YOU CAN! 

Introducing PERFUME:

Looks good, doesn't it? As stated above, it is now only $179.99, down from its normal price of $500.99

WHAT A DEAL! But you’d better hurry. This offer only lasts for 20 minutes.

You heard it right!

20 whole minutes!

Call in now!

[magnanimousmonarch]

Heard you been staring at Mario's butt- :U

“I dont know what you’re talking about..”

“Mmmmmhmmmmm…”

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stubbornasstantei

“He’s not an elf. He’s just a friend.. I picked up at the skrip club. But you know my haarto belongs to you!”

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unmeix

“Don’t think I didn't see what you said earlier. We can throw hands if you really want to go down that route.”

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“PSSSSSSS. HAY”

“P-P-P-P-P-P-PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”  SPIT WAS FLYING EVERYWHERE BUT STILL PETCH WAS AS BOOTIFUL AS EVA.

“HAAAAAYY BOWSAH! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.”