#╰ * ooc ( that's pretty con - fuckin - venient . )

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Sometimes I wonder what made me follow you. You are super cool, but I don't know what it was that made me follow you, and out of both curiosity and shame, I never had the heart to unfollow. I come here on Tumblr once a fortnight, yet you are always like 65% of my timeline. So please take this the wrong way, today I just felt brave, and had to admit this one odd thought in my head. Still just gonna truck along, but if these is even a hint as to why and if you can, please tell me where I think you know where you are from. I know it's stupid, I'm really sorry.

80% of this reads like it was typed out by a cartoon mouse quaking in fear.

ive done a lot of things! i'll just try to like. remember a bunch of stuff ive done and i'll type it out as i remember it.

devil from the bible/memphis tennessee/HATSUNE MIKU IS THAT YOU/mikeiplier/mr x the librarian/snapcube. sans and papyrus (and other misc shitpost stuff) voice acting. genghis kanghis. liars club. batter-is-ooc. smaverage joe. fire eyes. mario BLJs through your wall to greet you. clown depot streams. ultra despair boys. "raspberry crowns are also a type of wasp". "frenchman's cumsock/why i dont want to learn chess". "well that was pretty con-fuckin-venient, im sorry for doubting you 7/11". googoo moments. horse crimes. music for unproductive zoomers (and other mashups). walkin' (animation meme).

it could be something else but that probably accounts for like 99% of the "i found you through this!" items on my portfolio.

[saintmarlboro]

okay i remade sam, right here. i’m going to wait out baby blog jail, so i won’t be following until tomorrow evening when i sign in to fix things up. 

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uncharted 2 had the best video game introduction ever ur opinion is irrelevant

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( insert pretty graphic here )         permanent interaction call     !!!     liking this post gives me permission to send you memes / random asks, write you starters, continue asks, and reply to your opens. this is different than mains, as i will not be prioritizing certain interactions over others, unless the muse strikes, this just lets me gauge interest and feel less awkward about sending random things.

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not to make excuses but uhhh......... lack of motivation + troy’s recent assholery has killed my drive to really be here??? i know i’ve been on hiatus for like two weeks when i only said three days but i’m not really feeling like coming back right now lmao. not ditching sam. i’ll do stray / self indulgent replies every so often, but right now i think i need a solid break for a couple of weeks.

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nathan: look sam it’s the good kush sam: this is the dollar store how good could it be

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sam tucks his cigarettes behind his ear i don’t make the rules.

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how many tumblr tabs do y’all have open when you’re working on replies?

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okay i cleared out my drafts and inbox. i’ll rb a meme at some point to get me eased back in here. some aesthetic makeover might happen eventually as well.

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petition to start using theme pages again. my piece of shit laptop can’t open google docs without freezing for five minutes. 🙃

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your nightly reminder that i’m still very salty about how lost legacy treated sam.

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character development is holding a gun to someone’s head and later pushing them out of the way of a bullet.

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sometimes i look at my archived blog, with a nice fancy container theme on it, and wonder when i got so lazy.