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"A creature of the darkness approaching the embodiment of light. Interesting..." She muses, scanning the vampire with a narrow stare. Her powerful stance, as though she is proving her fortitude, establishes her distrust in the woman before her. "... You're quite bold. That, or you're foolish."

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Mini Fanfic #726: So About The Vampire Lady.....(Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

Bayonetta: Why are we still here?

Bayonetta: Just to suffer?

Daisy: Uhhhhhhhhh.......

Bayonetta: All the world's a stage. And the men and women.... are all merely players.....

Peach: Bayo dear?

Samus: What's up with our favorite Witch this time?

Daisy: Yeah. What makes her wanna start quoting Metal Gear and Shakespeare for?

Chun-Li: Is everything okay?

Palutena: Somewhat. Bayo here saw something that caught both of us off guard.

Palutena: And I think we alllllll know how she feels about the internet's newest vampire waifu.

Tifa: You're talking about that Alcina Dimitrescu lady, right?

Palutena: Yeah. Her.

Samus: Do we even wanna know what the photo looks like?

Palutena: ┐(‘～`;)┌

Bayonetta: Fair warning. The picture you all are about to see will make think HARD about your life choices!

Bayonetta: Okay. Maybe not really. But still!

Bayonetta: YOU HAVE ALLL BEEN WARNED!

Bayonetta: DUMMY THICC VAMPIRE.jpg

Peach: OH MY! (・o・)

Daisy: HOLY.......

Samus: Good Lord......

Tifa: Wow. That's....... something alright.

Palutena: Yuuuuuup.

Chun-Li: Oh geez..... She's even more thicker than Morrigan......

Tifa: Morrigan?

Samus: Who's that?

Chun-Li: Morrigan Aensland is one of the Darkstalkers I met quite a long time ago.

Chun-Li: She's........ Interesting to say the least.

Chun-Li: Morrigan.jpg

Peach: Oh. She looks pretty.

Daisy: I'm digging the long hair. U guys think I can rock a hair color like that?

Tifa: Maybe? But I think your original hair color suits you way more.

Daisy: Awww~ Thanks, girlfriend.

Tifa: (◠‿・)—☆

Bayonetta: Oh gods.....Not a another one....

Palutena: Bayo, honey, you gotta stop being jealous over these vampire ladies.

Chun-Li: Morrigan is more of a succubus actually. Even if she does have bat wings on her back.

Palutena: Huh. Neat.

Palutena: But my point still stands, Bayonetta.

Bayonetta: I know..... I'm just a tad bit afraid that Dimitre-What's Her Face is gonna steal you away from me. With her curves, looks, and everything.

Bayonetta: I know it may seem immature of me to act this way, but DHCHCFJFHK

Peach: BAYO!?

Palutena: No worries, ladies! I'm just giving my beautiful witch the love and attention she needs right now~

Palutena: Love and Cuddles.jpg

Peach: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW~

Tifa: That's so cute~

Chun-Li: And precious~

Samus: Just another day for these two lovebirds.

Daisy: How's it feel getting cuddled by your goddess, Bayo?~

Bayonetta: It's like I'm in heaven already~

Bayonetta Thanks for making me feel better, Paulie dear~

Palutena: Oh hush~ You know I always got your back no whaahkdunvkm

Bayonetta: Just gave my beautiful goddess a good ass kiss on the lips just now She's blushing like a cherry as we speak~

Bayonetta: Goddess Blush Cheeks.jpg

Peach: #Blessed

Palutena: Really?

Bayonetta: Hey. You surprise hugged me out of nowhere. So that certainly makes us even.

Palutena: Fair.

Samus: Overloading Cuteness aside, I don't see why everyone is so high over heels about these vampire waifus or whatever.

Tifa: Maybe it's because they have something that attracts people so easily?

Samus: Probably. But they're not even close as being as strong and beautifully thicc as Chun-Li truly is, that's for sure.

Samus: wait.

Samus: SHIT!

Samus: EVERYONE IGNORE THAT FIRST TEXT!

Samus: I'M SERIOUS!!!!

Peach: (・o・)

Tifa: (・o・)

Daisy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Palutena: (͡°‿ ͡°)

Bayonetta: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Chun-Li: Samus Aran.....You really think that way about me?

Chun-Li: ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

Samus: Chun-Li, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to type it out of nowhere like that! I was just-

Samus: Wait a minute. Is that a Blushing Emoji you just posted?

Chun-Li: Lol it's fine, Sammy~ Really. I promise you that you didn't upset me one bit.

Chun-Li: In fact. I'm..... really flattered that you think so highly of me.

Chun-Li: So I thank you for that.

Samus: Oh.

Samus: You honestly need to thank me for all of that, babe.

Samus: I just.... accidentally typed what I really feel about you, I guess.

Peach: AWWWWWWWWWWW

Palutena: AWWWWWWWWWW

Daisy: AWWWWWWWWWWWW

Tifa: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Bayonetta: AWWWWWWWWWWW

Chun-Li: I'm happy for that lol.

Chun-Li: Although.......

Samus: ?

Chun-Li: If I must be frank and completely honest myself......

Chun-Li: I believe you're a lot more beautiful and thiccer in comparison~

Samus:

Samus Abruptly Left the Chat

Peach: SAMMY!?

Chun-Li: Don't worry, girls. Sammy and I are together at the café now. She just put her phone down on the table and start blushing like crazy lol.

Chun-Li: I'm helping her calm down tho.

Chun-Li: Hugging My Bounty Hunter GF.jpg

Peach: This really is a wholesome day.....

Peach: I love it!~ (≧▽≦)

Palutena: Same lol. 'Specially when our rough and tough Bounty Hunter is involved~

Bayonetta: That's what being one of the Certified Mommies do to you, of course~

Daisy: I going to tease the ever living crap out of that woman once I see her today!

Tifa: That would be fun to see honestly lol.

Tifa: Also I am definitely using that picture as my background picture on my phone.

Daisy: SAME!

Peach: Chun-Li, you don't mind if we save the picture you just posted, do you?

Chun-Li: Not at all. You all are welcome to use however you like.

Chun-Li: As long as it isn't for blackmail.

Peach: We promise!

Peach: Right, Daisy?

Daisy: Really? Not even for perfect opportunities?

Peach: ರ╭╮ರ ರ╭╮ರ ರ╭╮ರ

Daisy: Okay. Fiiiiine. I won't use it as blackmail. U have my word.

Peach: Good girl. ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)

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Mini Fanfic #418: Sharing the Wonderful News.....On GroupChat (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

Phantom Thieves and Fam's GroupChat

Ren: Welp, it's finally happening, my peeps.

Ryuji: Huh?

Makoto: What's happening, Ren?

Ren: Ohhh nothing too special....Just the simple fact I'm finally getting adopted in a few weeks.

Ann: Adopted in the few weeks.......WAIT!!!! You don't mean?!

Ren: That's right. I'm officially gonna join a family of two Angel Bros, A Beautiful Witch, and a Badass Goddess.

Ryuji: Holy Shit, Dude!! That's Frickin' amazing!!

Haru: Oh my Goodness. That's so wonderful, Ren-Ren!

Futuba: My Big Bro finally found himself an awesome family....Sniff..... I'm so happy for u right now.....Also, PAY UP, INARI!!! A BET'S A BET!

Yusuke: I suppose it's fair to accept a defeat like this....Not that I have any problem with it, of course.

Ren: Hold the fucking phone here! You're telling me you two had been betting on me to get adopted this entire time?

Futuba: I Bet for you to get adopted by both your Goddess and Witch Moms! I swear!

Yusuke: Truth be told, I was a bit skeptical of them actually taking you into their family in the very past. But I am very happy and glad that I was proven wrong today.

Makoto: We're all happy for you, Ren. They really do love you a lot.

Ren: Yeah and I love all of them too. A lot more than I thought I would actually.

Mona: So what are you guys doing now?

Ren: Watching some Old Movies in our moms' room.

Ryuji: Oh you mean the one where you walked in on them and-

Ren: SDFCBFSFHHH RYUJI!!!

Ann: OMG! I remember you guys telling me about it last year! It was sooooo funny LMAO!!

Ren: For you people maybe! It was a complete Nightmare for me!!

Mona: So that's why you were laying down on the Queen's Lap in despair the day after....

Ren: Makoto....My Queen.....You told them about that too?

Makoto: Yep lol.

Ren: But whyyyyyyyy?

Makoto: Because it was Cute and Precious. Just like you, my dear~

Ren: Yeah, no. I AIN'T CUTE!!!

Ann: Oh yes you are! Stop trying to deny the facts!

Haru: There's no need to be embarrssed about it, Ren-Ren. Being Adorable and Precious is a wonderful blessing. Just like how my little Mona-Chan is precious to me

Mona: Leave me out of this, mom....

Haru: Sorry, sweetie. I love you~ :D

Mona: I love you too.

Ann: Okay, aside from that cute exchange, all in favor of declaring Ren our Precious Joker Boi, say "Aye"

Ryuji: Aye

Futuba: AYE!!

Yusuke: Aye

Haru: Aye

Makoto: Aye

Mona: Sorry to do this to you, partner, but I'm gonna have to say "Aye" on this one too.

Ren: I swear.....you people are the definition of JGGHCDHNBGJ

Makoto: Ren?!

Best Angel Boi Pit has Joins the Chat

Pit: Hey, you guys!

Ann: Hi, Pit-San!

Haru: Hello

Ryuji: Wassup, my man?

Futuba: How's our favorite Angel Boi doin' today? (Also don't tell your brother I said that...)

Dark Angel Boi also known as Pitto Has Join the Chat

Dark Pit: Too late. I'm already unhappy right now.

Futuba: I'm really sorry, Pitto! I still Love you!

Dark Pit: Whatevs.......Love you too, sis....

Haru: Aww~

Ann: Aww~

Pit: WTF, Bro?! You're giving Futuba a free pass on calling you that, but not me?!

Dark Pit: Yep. She got the privilege to do so.

Futuba: Yay!~ Free Privileges :D

Pit: :(

Makoto: While we're all happy to have you two here in the chat, you mind telling us what happened to your big brother just now?

Pit: Oh Ren? Yeah, our moms just pulled him into their usual cuddles. They're both giving him some Motherly Love as we speak.

Dark Pit: Uploaded Ren'sCuddlyFamily.JPEG

Ann: Oh.....My.....GAWWWWWWD!!~

Haru: This is too precious for words.....

Futuba: Cuteness Overload, Everyone! I Repeat: CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!

Yusuke: Nothing is more beautiful than a Mother's Love.....or rather Two Mothers' Love.

Ryuji: LMAO I Might as well call Ren my Cuddly Bro at this point!

Makoto: .................

Mona: You okay there, Makoto?

Makoto: Sorry. I'm okay. I'm just.... So happy for Ren right now, you know?

Ann: Yeah.....He'd been through a lot back at his old hometown.....and even more so in Shiyuba....

Ryuji: Honestly, I'm just glad things are going better for him now.

Futuba: Thank you guys so much for being an awesome family to him!

Pit: Aww.... There's no need to thank us. We love having Ren as a part of our family. I'm just happy he has great friends like you guys around!

Ann: Awww~ You really mean that?

Pit: Yeah! You guys are sooooo cool to hangout with it! I'm really glad we all became friends! :D

Dark Pit: I guess I enjoy being with you guys too.....Even if each and everyone of you are complete dorks.

Futuba: Hear that u guys?! Even our Dark Angel Boi Loves us!! :D

Haru: I'm so overwhelmed with Happiness right now.

Ann: Me too~

Makoto: We're really happy to have you all as our friends as well. I really hope our friendship will grow stronger everyday.

Pit: I hope so too Big Sis Makoto!

Makoto: Lol You really like seeing me as a Big Sister Figure, do you?

Pit: Yep! You're so cool!

Makoto: And you're too sweet.

Pit: :D

Dark Pit: Okay. So you guys really gonna Ignore the fact that your cat just call Haru his mom earlier before either of us joined chat?

Mona: First: I'm not a Cat. Second: I was trying to forget that, Thanks!

Dark Pit: You said it. Not me.

Ryuji: Ah yeah....I did remember that....Mona, why did you called Haru "Mom"?

Mona: No reason.

Haru: Mona.... Don't lie. Be honest with them. It's okay :)

Mona: Fiiiiine....Haru-Chan has been watching over me for a while that....I dunno. I kinda...sort of think of her as my own mother. Stupid I know...

Ann: It is not Stupid, Morgana! That's the most Precious thing ever known to men!

Pit: Yeah, Mona. It's really cute that you think of her that way.

Mona: You guys really think so?

Futuba: Course we do, Kitty-Bro! I mean let's just be honest here: Besides the Queen, Haru here is practically the second Mom in our group.

Haru: Awww~ Thank you, Futuba.

Makoto: Wait Why would you guys think of me as a Mom of the group as well?

Ryuji: Cuz you're a lot more mature and you would try to take care of us. Also you can real strict when you want to be.

Makoto: Ryuji, I'm not that strict.

Ren: I'm gonna have to agree with him there, 'hon. You can be pretty strict sometimes.

Futuba: Renny-Boy, You're back!

Ren: In the flesh. I'm still getting Cuddled by my Moms by the way.

Witch Mom has Joined the Chat

Goddess Mom has Joined the Chat

Bayonetta: Hello, my darlings~

Futuba: Hi, Auntie Bayonetta and Auntie Palutena! Congrats on Adopting our Joker!

Palutena: Thank you! I swear, words cannot express how happy either are right now!

Ren: If the cuddling wasn't proof enough.....

Bayonetta: Oh hush. You love our Cuddles and you know it.

Ren: Yeah. It's true.....Still, I am really happy about all of this too. Been a while since I got this much love from a parental figure, you know?

Bayonetta: Don't you worry, Our Sweet Little Joker. Your mother and I are going to give you so much Love and Care that you need. We promise.

Ren: I know. And I never doubt it to this very day. I love you guys.

Palutena: We love you too, Renny.

Bayonetta: So much~

Dark Pit: Uploaded Ren'sCuddlyFamilyPart2 ft.Pit-Stain.JPEG

Ann: Okay! Can we all agree here that Ren has like the BEST Family right now?! Like oh my god!

Makoto: Yes.

Haru: Of course.

Mona: Definitely.

Ryuji: Amen to that, sister.

Yusuke: Precisely.

Futuba: Yes x1000!

Happy Mother's Day Everyone

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