#〈 IGIIAMVOGI??? ⛅〉

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﹢IGIIAMVOGI??? ：weird, am i right? - multi-ending smau with writings

SUMMARY: shit happens, huh? who knew that NOT taking the cramped bus on your way home would lead to you having the same fate of almost every webtoon protagonist? now you’re stuck in a university with characters of a game you only downloaded for some pretty scholar. you’re going to have to navigate your newfound life while stressing over majors you NEVER would’ve picked in your past life. will you finish university or will university finish you?

STATUS: ongoing | CW: death, mentions of death, university majors, kamisato ayato, mentions of drugs and alcohol | TAGLIST: OPEN | all dividers are by @/cafekitsune. keep in mind that this fic is not a harem and each character that is a romantic interest will have their own ending with the reader. profile picture credits are here.

🪴 PROFILES

student government. volleyball team. student newspaper team. multicultural. academic. book club. tba.

ACT I

prologue. 0.1 keep in touch.

ACT II

to be listed.

ACT III

tba.

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— THE UNNECESSARY PROLOGUE?

summary : it turns out that being a smartass leads to unfavorable and altering situations.

cw : cursing, guns, threats; reader gets shot, written by someone with hoplophobia but doesn't fear death, inaccurate mugging, listened to denzel curry whilst writing so that’s a theme. unserious reader & dry humor +(entirely on me), humanities majors i have nothing against you. kinda a webtoon writing style for this one so expect to somewhat and somehow cringe? | wc : 1.5k+

Perhaps this is the day you realize you’ve overestimated yourself. 

Juggling three tasks on the most murky, damp day within the godforsaken city that you resided in was only bound to end in agony. In your defense, the weatherman lied when he forecasted the visibility and um, overall lack of rain - that sobbed over your clothing during a Wednesday afternoon - for the week. So here you are, gripping the straps of a grocery bag you impulsively bought because it had a nice pattern on, fulled to the top with too many groceries for a bag its size. Under your other arm was three, albeit short, books that you had to study some stupid elective you picked an elective at the beginning of year.

You’re not even sure what possessed you to do it, but who wants to scroll between fifteen electives that have no value to you in all?

Water made your shoes plop and squish with every step, making you debate whether or not to rip the stupid things off and just walk home barefoot. The bus stop was just around the corner. Just ten more minutes and you could relax in the not-so-luxury of your apartment. At least thirty more steps, ten more minutes, the ease your arms craved would be given in mass….

Oh you’re fucking joking.

Blinking within the fog, the outline of people, too many people within the bus windows and still filling the bus from the streets. Did you just walk into a living version of that one scene in Despicable Me 4? Ten minutes to your house via bus is not that long by walking, right? Right, sure. You’re practically a math genius, you can make that with only two extra minutes added onto original time. 

“Fuck it.”

Sub twenty more minutes with these weights wouldn’t hurt. Your fourth grade gym teacher always said you were the third strongest student in that class. The first five minutes of your walk went smoothly. No issue, no problem. Excluding all of the items on your person, of course. Finally, the fog decided to disappear a minute amount at a time. Even though you could feel the moisture stick to your skin, you could see.

And by the stars did you wish you couldn’t.

The living embodiment of Humpty McFucking Dumpty decided it would be funny to pull at a handgun and point it in your face. The look on your face must’ve been more prominent than you had thought, as his expression shifted into a deeper anger. Instead of asking aggressively he was now demanding that you drop your belongings.

Oh, fantastic. 

“Listen, dude”, setting down your grocery bag gently you offered a weak smile. The thud of the books on the cement didn’t bother you, those things didn’t deserve your sympathy after causing you so much grief, “We can talk this out. I don’t uh, no way I just said uh-”

“I’m not playing games lady!” Humpty Dumpty shoved the gun’s barrel closer to the space between your brows, “Give me your shit or I’ll shoot you!”

Well you hope so, why else would you bring a gun along with your mugging?

“Okay, just let me see if I have anything in my-”

“There’s no seeing, you’re going to give what you have to me.” What is it with this guy and interrupting you?

You let out a dry laugh, “If you’re going to keep interrupting me, then we’re both going to be here forever. And I’d really like to go home now it’s been a long ass day.”

Borderline venting to a mugger. That’s going on your list.

Humpty Dumpty started yelling again. His face was turning so red, good god was he going to burst an actual blood vessel? It seemed like he was the one venting to you because why was he mentioning names you haven’t even heard of before this situation. Oh right, he still wants you to give him your belongings.

“I’ve got”, reaching slowly into your pocket, you keep your gaze on him before pulling out a, as in a singular, crumpled bill. Glancing down at it you felt your soul leave your body completely, “Five dollars…just, five dollars.”

Broke ass. 

Humpty Dumpty didn’t seem to be satisfied with that amount, “Five dollars? Are you joking with me?” 

“I wish I was”, flashing your teeth at him, you felt the urge to run away simply because you got caught on the street with only five dollars. This might be one of the moments of all time within your life. Racking through your brain for responses, you choose between ‘Sympathy Card’, ‘Useless Bluff, or ‘Let’s Go Home Call of Duty Style’. “How about we call this a day? I won’t say a word.”

“Like hell I’m going back home with nothing.” Damn wrong dialogue choice. 

“Okay, y’know what? Just shoot me”, Humpty Dumpty seemed stunned at that one. “I mean, c’mon. We’ve been here for ten decades and there’s no one in sight as if this street is names Silent flipping Hill. I’m working for minimum wage in America of all places and my final project is due next week, my life actually can’t get any worse. So why don’t you just-”

Oh!

Your hands traveled to your chest, direct impact and near center point. What the fuck Humpty Dumpty, where were you during the shooting section of the Olympics? You could’ve done wonders. You didn’t look up to see if Humpty Dumpty was watching you bleed out or not, not that it would have mattered. That last thing you wanted to see was not his ugly face, thank you very much.

Looks like ‘Useless Bluff’ was also the wrong dialogue choice and not useless at all. 

Ouch. Media was not exaggerating when those cheap actors feel onto the cement. It wasn’t as bad the burning, though. Maybe you shouldn't be thinking about the pain and instead about some existential matter instead. Those books were digging into your shoulder, your death could not come sooner. 

Death.

There was no way you were going to die on some bleak street surrounded by relevant literature no one reads and a bag of severely overpriced groceries. You squeezed your eyes closed, cursing that one girl on a dating app that said your ice cream taste was weird.

It was getting hotter. Hot. Oh so you are going to hell. One look at your saved edits would be enough to determine where you’d end up. Not your fault mysterious and heavily ill men were your type. But So Be It. 

Maybe you should’ve went with ‘Sympathy Card’. 

—

The way your body snapped upright after feeling sheets beneath your hands should be studied, honestly.

That was not a dream, no way in hell were you going to believe that. Plus, number one, you could only dream of buying sheets this nice. Two, you were certain that you did not decorate your room with…fish stickers? Raising a hand to your chest, you felt around. No gunshot wound. 

Your phone dinged. 

An odd occurrence considering you lowered the ringer once on a bad day and you turned the thing down, only to never figure out how to turn it back up. It was honestly a wonder how you manage to keep your GPA steady. 

Oh is about to be your most spoken word.

Why the hell do you have fifteen reminds about class? 

Scrunching your brows, you cleared the notification, “That’s a stupid question.” Scrolling up, your thumb paused midway when a past reminder struck you through the chest. Okay, maybe don’t say anything mentioning chests until you get so busy you’ve forgotten you’ve been shot. 

'humanities class 2pm!!'

You felt sick. 

Getting shot was the prick of the needle before the sting because what is this. That’s an insane thing to say, but…

Great, not only are you in some Spiderverse scenario but now you have to figure out who your adviser is and go through the horrid process of changing your major. Maybe they’re in your contacts? You praise your other self for keeping the same, simple password to your phone and start digging. Barely any school contacts besides professors for emergencies, not saved by any names much to your luck.

Ew, you have twitter downloaded. Couldn’t hurt to check, though, anything’s better than nothing.

Oh.

You must still be experiencing symptoms of bloodloss because there’s no way you just saw the name you just saw. First on your homepage was a user named Mualani. Satisfying your curiosity seemed to worsen the situation because this person posted like how Mualani would do.

Or at least what you think she’d be like from what you’d hear. No one could pay you to play through Natlan.

Oh my god.

Tagged within her posts was even more people by the names of Genshin characters. You’re joking.

Did you get fucking isekai’d? Which bum teenager without a stable hobby was writing this out? Were you being stereotyped as we speak?

Summoning the might of a dizzy, freshly awakened consciousness, you brought your hand to your face. Ouch. Double ouch - this was real. Now you had to find your adviser with half a reddened face. With a groan you tossed your phone aside, turning to face your closet. You better have good clothing taste within this universe, and you damn well better see Al Haitham’s fine ass walking about as well. 

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ACADEMIC - ☁️

lyney - 19. a magician who brings about small crowds whenever he preforms. although hardly any students have the time to witness him preform, the stories spread around are enough to get a vivid idea. sparkles, handfuls of "blink and you'll miss it", flower petals galore; lyney truly is a master of his craft. he's careful not to disturb the grounds and makes sure to clean up after himself, it's most likely to avoid getting an earful from lynette, though.

hu tao - 19. coming from a linage of funeral directors, hu tao has pledged to gain a mortuary science degree with as much effort as possible. she's prone to telling jokes that have others unsettled, even if they're just ease tension within the environment. no one is quite fully "friends" with hu tao besides yanfei and yun jin, although the former is more in a show of respect.

kaeya - 20. the ever charmful kaeya has a special love for fencing, carrying the number one title for two years as of present. residing in a farmhouse when his adoptive father was still alive, kaeya grew up with a love for more native animals. now he rests within a smaller house off-campus, the farmhouse and the family he left far behind himself.

venti - 19. numerous amounts of stickers and flowers live within the inside of venti's dorm room, much to xiao's dismay. the cheerful music major practices his instruments religiously, up to the task do it in public for the price of grocery money. a simple business that is effective in saving him as much money as possible (depending on how smoothly it goes).

kaveh - 20. the burnt out architect looks half dead eleven times out of ten. own of a tabby cat, kaveh tries to attend to the pet more than he does work. the cat is his "most important priority", but his workload pushes it down the ladder numerously. if there was a button to press for either a five month holiday or ten thousand dollars, kaveh would pick the holiday anytime.

ga ming - 18. ga ming is often homesick. his parental relations aren't the strongest, but he tries to keep his tightly knit for his friends. pulling at the latter side keeps the other more loose and vice versa. as energetic as he is, ga ming often enjoys relaxing to himself with a cup of tea. however, he's more than happy to let you do the same with him. open yet closed, sometimes you have to close a door to open another.

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— 0.1 ; keep in touch

masterlist. prev.

missing screenshot : between first and second image -> “an hour”, “have you called them?”

notes : might post chapter 2 later 🙂‍↕️ prologue took forever to show up in tags so be sure to check it out if you want to 🤞🏽 if i do end up dropping more than one chapter don't worry abt me trying to rush this through too make up for time, there's a lawt for this smau that hasn't even been touched yet

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MULTICULTURAL - ☁️

scaramouche - 19. a reputational guitarist who has an egotistical and tough exterior. surprisingly majoring in nursing while balancing two clubs. no one knows much about his life, minus the exception of kazuha. the two supposedly had a falling out - thanks to the gossips going around the university - and rarely interact. perhaps the violet-haired guy who tunes his guitar in empty classrooms has more going on underneath the surface.

kazuha - 18. a singer who uploads covers to a youtube channel, drawing in tens of thousands of listeners per each month he uploads. an english major that writes haikus on torn notebook paper, sliding them in unsuspecting spots on the university grounds. according to local superstition, if you find a haiku of kazuha's, your day will be blessed. however, not as blessed as him via looks from prestigious members of the school.

al haitham - 20. a part-time tutor who has a busy schedule. lives off-campus with his friend kaveh; the two of them are glued to the hip and are under the poor berate of "are you two dating?" questions. one of the ticks on al haitham's schedule includes being a barista at the local cafe. despite being in mental shambles that he has to put his headphones in his work locker during shifts, he's pretty damn good at his job.

ayaka - 19. a young woman who is burdened with the sake of her parents' company. orphaned at a young age, ayaka and her brother have been under a numerous amount of stress since they were but children. she adores her brother from the bottom of her heart, yet he is all work and no play. a dance major that prefers traditional ones over any else. this lady with hair the color of an azure sky is quite blue.

[ name ] - 19. a new student whose major is actually undecided, considering the fact it was changed mid-year. with a peculiar sense of humor and a tac for being a high-risk taker - "high-risk, high reward", [ name ] has not adjusted to this new world. not that anyone knows it's a new world for [ name ], as it would seem crazy and unnatural. just roll the dice and see which moves you'll take into this sea of opportunities.

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STUDENT GOVERNMENT - ☁️

kamisato ayato - 21. if you aren't aware of who kamisato ayato is around teyvat university, people will claim that you live under a rock. the heir to the absolute billionaire dream that is the yashiro commission is calculated in everything he does. despite having a mass following - outside of social media included - there is literally nothing besides the cliche, repetitive gossip that gets based around at rich dinner tables. it's a shame the business major is the head of the student government, it just makes the mission to not be scrutinized within your university years harder.

albedo - 19. if albedo is not reading in the university's library, then you'd find him in the art museum about twenty minutes from the university itself. most of the sketches presented within newfound artists exhibits actually belong to him. charlotte has claimed that albedo has been drawing in such lovely detail since he was five. he hasn't said anything against that statement.

lynette - 19. twin to the resident entertainer - dubbed magician - lyney, lynette is more on the quieter side of things. she often doesn't put herself in conflictful affairs unless it's dire. her social battery is always half-drained, but you can hardly tell without looking at her eyes. a tea enjoyer whom always makes sure to feed the stray cats wandering outside of the university grounds in the morning is fit to be a good friend, only if you have a tendency to befriend those that seem half-alive. there's a student named ieva that is often seen with her after school hours, rambling consistently about her brother, lyney.

eula lawrence - 21. a woman from an infamous family who has a history of being...quite bigoted with their beliefs. she's not exactly the most favorable person alive; however, that doesn't stop amber from being the shield in a war of words in her place. everyone can speak against her and her family, but you hardly ever see anyone doubting her ability to dance. no one knows how they let her on the student government, although there are speculations kamisato ayato himself pulled some strings.

furina - 19. an "overly" dramatic acting star who was a hit in school plays since her role as a background bush in the third grade. furina will awe you with her somewhat magical ideas of different play scripts and acting skills that have even brought the most stoic people to silence. she's earned her position on the student government - despite being the person who is the least serious on it - and the title as the best screenwriter and actress within teyvat university.

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VOLLEYBALL TEAM - ☁️

tartaglia - 19. a nutcase, in short terms. he claims that he is the star of the volleyball team but everyone knows that it's mualani. being dubbed and putting on the fun act of a heartthrob, anyone who knows him can see that is anything but the truth. down from his rotted converse, horrid "pickup lines", and an interest in sea life about the size as the number of alias he has, tartaglia is a certified dork. it's too bad he cannot truly have a moment of piece, as a weirdo named ohka has taken it upon himself to try and ask him out every possible second.

heizou - 18. kaedehara kazuha's closest friend is a Clue whiz. He's one of the smartest people on campus and any look at his record can be used as receipts. if an item is lost, heizou is sure to have it tracked down and returned to you almost instantly. the amount of keychains, phones, and accessories found by him within his first year at the university should honestly be put within the yearbook as a record.

xiao - 19. "professor zhongli is only my benefactor." the first words you most likely will hear from xiao is that clarification. he's dedicated to snuffing out the fatuous claim that zhongli is his father. it's an annoyance that the silent man will not tolerate ringing in his ears. xiao's hardly told anyone his major, and half of the university is convinced that he doesn't even have one in mind. although strange, xiao's movements on the court are quite mesmerizing.

mualani - 19. say hello to the one person who can make anyone smile. her humor knows no bounds (although they never cross any lines) as she bounces around with a look of content on her face. she's dedicated to her craft and is always serious when need be. her spikes within the court can have you feeling sorry for the volleyball, of all things. ask her if she wants to be friends! you will not regret it.

yanfei - 18. she's the best law student that's ever graced the campus according to her teacher. although her explanations involve a boatload of pop-culture references along with a classic "Objection!", she never fails to deliver. volleyball seemed to come to her naturally, despite barely having any sports experience. a valuable heart outside and inside studies that never seems to stop burning.

kinich - 19. a troubled technology major that adorns snake bite scars as if they're nothing, a token from his wonderful pet named ajaw. kinich keeps to himself, never talking about anything if it's not related to the courses. mualani never tells about kinich's background despite the inquires she gets from wondering students, that's his story to tell.

dehya - 21. the rock of the team. dehya might come off as intimidating yet her heart is bigger than the moon. she's aiming for a degree in social work, eager to get out in the field and help people - especially children. even though she loves to talk about her goal to those close to her, she admires hearing others' goals more.

thoma - 20. the blond that happens to know the kamisato siblings to everyone's surprise. every time he says that he quite literally works for them, the picture of someone from a simple background such as his working for the yashiro commission always stuns and raises brows. the "sweetheart of the school" has a tight schedule but still tries to be everywhere at the needed time. thoma honestly needs a break, but unfortunately he's not getting one anytime soon.

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STUDENT NEWSPAPER TEAM - ☁️

charlotte - 18. a rising photography prodigy who has a talent for memorizing details. upon entering teyvat university she immediately took interest upon the newspaper team present within it, quite literally reviving it from the dead. word around the campus says that everyone also crosses their fingers and hopes they didn't make it onto the present page, because if something is posted by charlotte then it's bond to be true.

kirara - 19. charlotte's partner in crime. silently trekking around the university grounds, kirara's sharp ears are sure to catch even the most silent whisper spoken aloud. she's sure to give charlotte tips and perchance add some extra details to make the newspaper more "eye-catching", as she likes to call it. this silent fiend will be sure to catch you by surprise nine times out of ten. she makes trinkets that she ships out to those who order them, delivering them herself unless she has to be in two places at once. the job then is for charlotte to do.