#⌖ meem: address the rumor!
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I heard a rumor that you chase down and catch endangered birds to pluck out their feathers and set them loose again.
meem: address the rumor!
⌖ HAHA WHAT? NO, I don't commit acts of animal cruelty as a recreational activity! (Unless the 'animals' are deserving sinners!)
#cw: animal cruelty#// this is true. she doesn't have an inclination for hurting animals for no reason. she's cool w animals.#⌖ meem: address the rumor!#⌖ online#anonymous
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I heard you're allergic to garlic and that's why you kill people (understandable)
meem: address the rumor!
⌖ HAHA! NOPE! Do you think I'm a VAMPIRE? NOT YET!
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I heard you brought birds of prey into a strip joint
meem: address the rumor!
⌖ The superhero film? THAT'S what you think I'm asking them to play on the telly in a strip club? Why am I looking at a telly when I'm in a strip club?
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I heard that YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS
meem: address the rumor!
⌖ I RADIO DEMON DISCOUNT'ed them and yep, that's why I can TELEPORT!
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People are saying that you were responsible for the carbon monoxide leak at the Spendy's on Goldenpot Lane
meem: address the rumor!
⌖ NOPE! INCREDIBLE assumptions here, including that
anyone in a Spendy's would NOTICE a carbon monoxide leak! Have you SEEN the clientele? None of them act like they AREN'T delirious! How would they know something's UP unless a carbon monoxide alarm alerted them? You're telling me their CHEAPSKATE MANAGEMENT got them a functional carbon monoxide alarm?
that I'd have a reason to cause this leak. Why? Entertainment? That's like giving CAFFEINE to a CRACKHEAD for ENTERTAINMENT! They're already on crack! You're wasting your time!
that I'd set foot in a Spendy's, EW
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I heard that you run an alt account on the fitness side of Voxtube, that you're secretly ripped.
meem: address the rumor!
⌖ HEL-LO? HAHAHA
⌖ I'm in DECENT SHAPE but I wouldn't say I'm RIPPED! I'm not into WORKING OUT! But THAT sounds like what someone who's SECRETLY RIPPED would say! HAHA! Is there a fitness V*xTuber impersonating me? WEIRD but HILARIOUS!
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I heard you stole all the French bread from Traitor Joe's
meem: address the rumor!
⌖ I didn't STEAL it, I used the RADIO DEMON DISCOUNT :3
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