#⋞ venti spiked the grape juice ⊳ crack ⋟

[constellaris-a]

   “ You may be verified on Twitter ,

            but are you verified

        in the eyes of Lord Bartobas ? ”

[frcsthearted]

   “ Zarina is peak mommy energy . ”  Is she using that right ?

[lunares-cor-a]

@orecrowned​

Grabs him by the head

   Stares ...  Not sure if he’s in danger.

[frcsthearted]

" What's the issue ? "

A small tilt of her head, but clearly she saw absolutely nothing wrong with what she'd done.

frcsthearted​:

Pause.

In the blink of an eye she leaned in, biting at his tongue.

?!?!?!?!

PANIC & SURPRISE SOUNDS WHILE PULLING AWAY.

[constellaris-a]

   @erabundus​ :   tax benefits.

   “ What tax benefits ?  You just lose money in the long run . ”

[frcsthearted]

   Looks around at everyone swearing.

        “ ... Cum - guzzling gutter slut . ”

[frcsthearted]

" I'M ALLOWED TO BE HORNY ON MAIN . "

[frcsthearted]

   @fxmiliarity​ :   "Yes, we know you are."

   “ First of all ,  fucking  rude  .  Secondly ,  I’m a  selective  cum - guzzler thank you . ”

[frcsthearted]

adversaryss​:

“Nonsense. If people stopped doing things just because they were ‘forbidden’, there wouldn’t be an Adventurer’s Guild, now would there?’ Considering the headquarters of said guild is in the heart of Snezhnaya, he thinks he’s carrying out the spirit of the homeland quite honorably.

      “ Let it be known if you drink or eat something you know you shouldn’t ,  I’m going to laugh at you .  Without hesitation . ”

   That said,  though,  she wasn’t exactly  innocent  of more ...  Adventurous  eating habits.  Hands reached up to pinch the ginger’s cheeks,  tugging lightly before adding.

   “ Just don’t  knowingly  get yourself poisoned ,  got it ? ”

[frcsthearted]

   @orecrowned​:   What is mommy energy

   Oh.  She has to think for a second,  hold on.

        “ I think it’s something like a woman that shows a lot of outward strength and independence.  She’s smart ,  really pretty ,  and knows how to get what she wants really easy .  I don’t really remember that well ,  but I know that Zarina should be the definition of it . ”

   Forgive this little idiot.

[frcsthearted]

   She stole one of Childe’s titty straps.       It’s hers now.

   “ ... It kinda makes my boobs look even bigger . ”

[frcsthearted]

@risingsol​:   Like a little pouch maybe?

   “ I want a tiddy strap too though ! ”

[frcsthearted]

        “ I’m going to cause mayhem unless I get a kiss ♥ ”

   Yulia this isn’t how we solve our problems.

[frcsthearted]

@narvvhal​:   He's now aware, but he's pleased to see her trying it. Nods in approval.

   “ Does the approval nod mean I can keep it ?  My boobs look  great  . ”

[constellaris-a]

@wcyfarer​

Lumine. Let's leave teyvat. :')

   “ ... You can .  I’m happy here now . ”

[constellaris-a]

   “ You look at Rex and tell me he isn’t hot .  If you say he’s unattractive you’re lying . ”  Quietly sips her tea.  “ I’m gonna have his babies . ”