#⊰Who Let the Jabberwok Loose?⊱ Crack

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Cue angry radio screech

"Televison is better than the Radio? Preposterous"

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|{ It is confirmed Alastor is the love child of stolas and a mortal woman.

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❈ Anonymous Asks: "Lady Adelicia! I have a gift for you! It's a most popular instrument called a kazoo. I hope you'll enjoy it!" Casually leaves her a fancy looking silver kazoo.

A wicked grin lit up upon the scarlet demons face, as she held the small contraption within her clawed hand. Finger lightly tracing the silver kazoo.

Placing the noise maker up to her painted lips, the doe blew into the kazoo doing an loud but very impressive rendition; Baby Shark Doo Doo Doo

Maniacal grin as she tooted away.

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looks left to right, then right to left, before pulling out her fancy electric kazoo. plugging it in she takes a deep breath and blows.

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voodooshadow replied to your post ““Ah yes, another fine day here in hell, with horny stags in rut on...”

Alastor just huffs a chuckle.

“What’s so funny, darling?”

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@goodspiritradio & @dementedstatic

|{Casually drops this here, it fits all our muses}|

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"And white is coconut!"

hells-femme-fatales·:

“Purple is Grape”

     “Yellow is Lemon!”

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"WhO Did ThIs?!"

She now has bright crimson red hair

"My HaIr! mY BeAuTiFuL HaIr!"

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"At least it's accurate"

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Sips Coffee, silently judging and watching on in amusement.

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The dame just deadpans at his blatant attempt at avoiding the question. Crossing her arms she settled her red gaze into his brown pools.

"You're avoiding the question, Alistair, are you doing other things to those corpses in your basement that isn't dismemberment? I mean you've been taking longer than usual to finish up"

@goodspiritradio

She rose a brow at what was going on

“I didn’t know you were into corpses. When were you going to tell me this love?”

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showmethehotpods replied to your photo “"Um, why is everyone getting bitten tonight?"”

"It's the new version of tag!"

“Riiiiiiight, tag...”

really, she didn’t buy it for a second

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@goodspiritradio

She rose a brow at what was going on

"I didn't know you were into corpses. When were you going to tell me this love?"

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"Whatever Boomer, fuck censors want me to give you the definition of vore next?"

Types something into her hell phone before proclaiming to the world

"Vore, Short for "voraphilia" or "vorarephilia": a fetish in which one fantasizes about being eaten alive or eating another creature alive (sometimes known as phagophilia). The most common type of vore is "soft vore", being swallowed or swallowing whole with no bloodshed. There is also the less common "hard vore" which involves the tearing and chewing of flesh. Other types of vore include macrophilia and microphilia, in which one character involved in the vore is larger or smaller than normal."

hells-femme-fatales‌:

Pulls up urban dictionary on her hellphone and clears her throat loudly projecting

“clam banging or banging clams

When two females aggressively slam their vaginas together!

Example: Man, these two broads were clam banging in our hotel last night! It was a spectacular sight!”

There’s just a loud shrill sensor sound and then the pop of static before it grows silent again. “Censors, darling! Censors!”

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"Purple is Grape"