#≡stayg-0ld

[star2fishmeg]

https://www.tumblr.com/star2fishmeg/760279331995025408/more-shenanigans-of-lukes-number-tattooed-on-you

oh my god this makes me think of the videos on tiktok i’ve seen of brides maids passing sneaky polaroids of the bride into the hands of the groom during the reception & the groom cannot is taken by surprise every time (pls tell me im not the only one who’s seen these vids)

but luke would 10/10 enjoy it

I've seen those omfg!! He would, he's collecting them like Pokemon in his pockets, grinning and smirking every time.

He's spent the whole wedding being handed little polaroid photos of you in skimpy lingerie in different poses and he's losing his mind. They're collected into his pocket, praying they don't go flying out into the open. But this was his last straw. You're both sitting at your table, awaiting your food until you nudge him with a flirty glint in your eyes. He knows exactly what time it is: polaroid time. He opens his hand and you slip the photo into it, face down and he takes a peek under the table slowly. Everyone at the table can tell what kind of photo it is by the way his cheeks flush and he throws his head back, lips in his teeth as his chest rises and falls. Luke shakes his head at you, smirk plastered over his face and he mutters into your ear,

"What other surprises you got goin' on, babe?" his eyes raking your figure, gesturing to your outfit.

You shrug teasingly, finger running up the inside of his thigh, "You'll have to wait a 'lil longer and see, won't you, Lu?"

[hockeyboistrash]

Joseph Woll is just the cutest (this gif? I'm dead) anyway I had this idea pop into my when I went to a concert the other day and now I'm just imagining him taking you to the eras tour. @stayg-0ld this one's for you 💖 (this is not the way i imagined this blurb going but I hope you enjoy it anyway)

"Shit." You heard someone mumble from the living room. You frowned, not expecting your boyfriend to be home in the middle of the day.

"Babe, is everything okay?" You shouted, hanging your coat up and slipping your shoes off. Before you could walk any further Joseph came out, blocking the living room from your sight. You furrowed your eyebrows, wondering what he was hiding from you.

"You don't wanna go in there. Me and Kniesy have kinda made a mess. Don't worry we'll clean it up." Joseph said, trying to stop you from going inside.

"Oh, Matt's here?" You asked, wondering what your boyfriend and his teammate were up to.

"Hey, Y/N!" Matt shouted from the other room.

"What are you guys up to you?" You tried looking pass Joseph but his 6 foot 3 frame blocked your view.

"Just helping Kniesy with something." Was all he said. You waited expectantly for him to clarify but he diverted the conversation quickly. "Why don't you take a bath while we clean up." Joseph gently guided you towards the bathroom. You decided to let it go for now, noting to yourself to ask him about it later. He started running the bath for you as you undressed, taking the towel he held out for you. "I'm going to go and get rid of Matt." Joseph stuttered, taking in the sight of you in your underwear. The objective of distracting you long gone.

"If you succeed you can come and join me." You winked at him, leaning to press a kiss on his cheek before settling into the bath.

Joseph went back to living room seeing Matt finish the last bracelet. "How's it going?" He asked.

"It's officially finished." Matt told his friend and a look of relief washed over Joseph.

"Thank you. I owe you one." Matt said, taking the bracelet in his hand and inspected it. Doubt suddenly set in, worried you'd hate the surprise. "Do you think Y/N will like it?"

"I hope so. This took us ages." Matt joked before assuring Joseph. "Y/N will love it. You'll be the best boyfriend ever." A small smile crept on his face with a sigh of relief. "I'm going to head out. Let me know how it goes. Tell her I say bye." Matthew grabbed his coat and left the goalie to give you his surprise.

It was a few hours later that the two of you were curled up on the couch, comfy clothes on and a blanket thrown over you both. Joseph's arm was resting on the back of the sofa as you layed your head on his chest. He was sure you could feel his heart rate pick up. He was going to give you the gift now and he was nervous. Joseph had no reason to be nervous. It wasn't like you've given him a reason to. He just wanted you to like it. Even with Matt's reassurance he had a little doubt still.

"I got you something." Joseph said softly. You sat up, turning to look at him. He reached down beside the couch and pulled out a bag, Matt's idea of a good hiding spot.

You gently took the bag from him, taking the gift out. It was friendship bracelets tied together. "Babe." You gasped, reading each bracelet. 'Will you go to the eras tour with me' it read. You read it over and over again to make sure you were reading it correctly. The letters never changed.

"So? What do you say? I've got two tickets." Joseph said after a moment of silence. You hadn't even realised you hasn't answer him yet, so engrossed in the black letters on each white charm.

"Oh my gosh! Yes!" You exclaimed, flinging your arms around him and pressing your lips against his. He caught you, resting his hands on your ass so you wouldn't fall. "This is the best gift ever. Thank you."

"I was worried you wouldn't like it." Joseph admitted and you gaped at him like he grew another head.

"I love it. It's the most thoughtful gift anyone has ever given me." You assured him, cupping his cheeks. "I. Love. You. Joseph Woll." You annunciated with kisses, a soft blush crept on his cheeks. You stayed staying his knee, running your fingers over the bracelets, taking in every little detail. "Wait, did you make this yourself?" You asked.

"Kniesy helped a bit." Joseph admitted. "But yeah I made it myself." You giggled to yourself, imagining your six foot three boyfriend trying to put tiny beads onto a thread. It warmed your heart, the effort he went to for you. It solidified your thoughts that he was the man you were going to marry.

[sweetestcaptainhughes]

Did you post your sign you made?? I scrolled your page but didn’t see it anywhere 🙈👀 (sorry if you did post it and I’m just dumb and didn’t scroll back far enough or something lol)

Oh my gosh hi. No I did not let me add a photo now to this ask. I just talked to andy ( @puck-luck) and Sim (@stayg-0ld) because I very much was unsure if I was going to make one and then last night I said fuck it.

[puck-luck]

https://www.tumblr.com/stayg-0ld/763911676549595136/cole-scoring-the-habs-first-season-goal-sending

cole☹️☹️☹️

Oh isn't he just a perfect angel :( that's my hubby

[star2fishmeg]

not the fupa tat😭😭

but what if drunk luke loves ur bikini tat so much he’s like im gonna get your initial tattooed as well in the same spot we can be matching

don't judge me i just wanna be hot girl too😭 he just makes me feral on so many levels. if i saw him on my uni campus and he wasn't a hockey player, i would be as equally feral

i'm going to combust at that thought. speechless. chewing drywall. or your birthday on his so that you both have matching numbers like for example (we'll use mine), 43 and 23 bc like BARK BARK BARK

he's stumbling through his bedroom door, dragging you with him with a dopey smile spread across his lips. the one when he's done something you're not aware of yet. he's not as drunk as he says he is. far from it, he just needed an excuse to get you alone.

"got somethin' to show you, babe." he's giggling like a little kid, guiding you to the end of his bed. you sit cautiously, wondering what on god's earth he has done now until he's shuffling his shorts down his hips, your eyes widening, more in surprise than anything else.

"lu, what are you doing?" your question falls on deaf ears as he's hiking one side of his boxers up, revealing your birthday inked on his bikini line, exactly where his number settles on yours. it's fresh, he's had it over a week and kept it quiet until now. he knows no one will see it, but he wants to be cute and have a wild story to tell the guys out of the blue.

"now we match." that stupid, stupid smirk of his. your fingers delicately trace over the number, his player number next to your pussy and your birthday next to his cock. lips softly meeting the numbers on his skin, careful not to make it sore and he's truly enamoured by the sight of your face in his crotch. you glide your hands to his hips, thumbs rubbing over his hipbones before hooking in his waistband, tugging his underwear down his thighs and peering up through your eyelashes with a sultry glint in your eye. you understand how he felt, that rush of filthy excitement, that's your number. it has meaning, he thought of you and wanted match, embed you onto him for life.

"are the others home, lu?" you mutter, taking his cock into your hand and giving him a couple of strokes. he throws his head back, adam's apple bobbing when he gulps down a groan. he makes a feeble attempt at a nod, "try 'n stay quiet for me, okay? as much as i love getting off to your little noises, they're just for my ears."

[bitchinbarzal]

https://www.tumblr.com/stayg-0ld/766975903062523904/tocc-petey-socks-i-found-today

That is NOT petey

I’m DYING

[hockeyboistrash]

As requested by @stayg-0ld Here’s some of my collection of hockey cards 😊 (I basically have a page or two or each team so if anyone wants to see a certain team let me know and I can post it too)

Here are my Devils and Canucks pages. It's a mix of cards I've been able to find in the UK and couple from a shop in Prague

[star2fishmeg]

@stayg-0ld <333 SO REAL OF YOU WE ARE BIG PHILOSOPHERS

i really believe that discussing the character with someone who shares ur interpretation is the closest u can get to modern day philosophy. we are like plato and aristotle but talking about a fictional guys trauma

[sweetestcaptainhughes]

Who I write for / what I call NHL players.....

so @stayg-0ld requested an updated verison. I made a list a while ago of players that I like, what I thought of them, and my little dumb nicknames for them. Here is the linked list if you wanna read it. But it's time for an update because I realize so many new nicknames aren't on here. So in no particular order here is a list of players I write for and what I call them depending on what's happening. Also if you are looking for pictures or things on a particular player this is also how I tag everything on my blog (minus my writings). I think I remembered everybody but there is a chance I forgot someone so I will go back and edit this as needed.

Quinn Hughes: My one true love, I don't think I can describe to you guys how much I adore this man, it's actually a little insane. As I've said before I am his number one bully and whore. His tag on my blog is #huggy bear 🐻 himself

Other nicknames include but not limited to: king, pretty boy, Quinny., eldest daughter. Shockingly I don't have a unique name for Quinn and that is honestly shocking to me.

Brock Boesar: I just find him to be a very kind dude. I also love the fact that his nickname Mr.Sensitive. I don’t post about him often, so you can look for him under his name, hopefully soon I will have time to go back and add his nickname to all posts so it would #mr.sensitive 🥺

Jack Hughes - He is growing on me more and more each day. His tag on my blog is #oh jacky boy 🥺

Other nicknames include but not limited to: my favorite fuckboy, J, sassy king, society's favorite middle child, angry white man. (okay but like that last one like tell me he isn't truly an angry white man 90 percent of the time on the ice??)

Luke Hughes - He really is just a child but I will say his hair hasn't looked as homeless lately and he really buffed up this summer, so I'm happy for the Lukey girlies. I tried looking and I don't think he has a tag on my page...

His nicknames include: homeless boy, Lukey, savage. (no I don't feel the need to explain any of them.)

Nico Hischier - I feel like I am constantly talking about this man so I won't bore you all with the details. His tag on my blog is #my little european king.

His other nicknames include: pretty boy, and swiss king.

John Marino - It physically pained me to make his name blue just now. 😭 I don't think I can even explain how much I adore this man. Like out of every player (Quinn included) I would love to have lunch with John once. Like I wanna sit down and hear all his thoughts on the Devils, especially the Hughes because I know he used is almost psychology degree to use and psychoanalyzed all of them. I also have used all my knowledge to psychoanalyze all of them and I would love to compare notes. I also think he is closet to my personality like not quite an extraverted but also not introverted. His tag on my blog is #mr.harvard man himself

His other nicknames I call him in no particular order are johnny boy, city man or city boy, east coast king, boston boy.

Cole Caufield - I could talk about this man for days. Cole holds a very dear place in my heart, he's truly a golden retriever. Cole would definitely call his girlfriend mamas. He also gives very big bi energy to me and I can't really explain it. I also ship him with Trevor Zegras like I am CONVINCED something happened when they were on the U.S development team together and I could write an essay about that if asked. His tag on my blog is # my lil bi' baby 🏳️‍🌈

I also sometimes call him baby boy, pretty boy (yes I am refusing nicknames sue me), my little short king. (I do have that as a tag as well on my page but it has multiple people in it.)

Trevor Zegras: I will write for Trevor, I have talked about my many thoughts on this man before. But when I write for him he doesn’t have a Mohawk in my brain. 🤣 like I am probably number one hater for his new hair, and if their are no haters left on this planet it is because I am dead.

Arber Xhekaj: I recently discovered Arber and I don’t think he has a nickname yet on my blog. When he gets one I will be sure to update my tag list. But I do find this man adorable, he seems like a kind guy despite how he acts on the ice…

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Players I won’t write for because THEY ARE CHILDREN. But I do occasionally post about.

Beckett Sennecke - his nickname and tag under my blog is both # my lil baby ducklin 🐥

Macklin Celebrini - his name name is baby shark. But I also call him Canucks number 1 fan. (If you know you know)

Arturs Silovs - his nickname is baby goalie and that is also his tag. (Yes I realize his nickname isn’t that orginal sue me)

Connor Bedard - Connor literally got added today and due to his first fight the other day. His nickname and also tag is #my lil scraper, you know since he’s a fighter now. 😂

[star2fishmeg]

YOUR MAN

STOP HE'S SO PRETTY AND CUTE AND I MISSED HIS SMILE SO SO MUCH, I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE😭

Fr tho, I had to come off Tumblr last night I was getting way too overexcited it was ridiculous😭 He's just so UGH, one chance. One chance and I wouldn't fuck it up.

AND HIS HAIR! I love his hair! I love when it's longer! <3333

[star2fishmeg]

have a good day snoopy luvr

It's like you knew I would wake up to see this, and I will absolutely have a good day now I've seen my beautiful curly cutie aka Snoopy. God, he's so UGH I'm giggling and kicking my feet LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO CUTE.

I need him so bad, looks like I'm gonna spend the day re-reading the entire Luke tag again but skipping over my own fics. I need to wake up and make his bicep numb from laying on it. Smile at his bedhead, tuck myself into his chest, refuse to get up bc I just wanna stay with him, pepper his face and jaw in kisses, be engulfed in his bigger frame, his big hands.

[star2fishmeg]

@stayg-0ld ISN'T THIS LITERALLY WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT W LUKE AND THE TRUCK??? LIKE LOOK HOW CUTE IT IS

[star2fishmeg]

new boyfie quinn content im UNWELL

NO BC HE'S SO CUDDLY, Quinnbo in hoodies is 🥺🥺 His hair looks good too, so fluffy and I need him to hug me tight. Obsessed with his shoulders, I can't- shoulders drive me insane, feral even. He's so boyfie, I wanna know where this pic is from but no one seems to know😭

[star2fishmeg]

MAROON SUIT

NO STOP bc he makes me so feral and when I saw this I had to take a deep ass breath bc it's like he wants me to sit on his lap. I defo have a thing for the maroon/burgundy suits bc how I'm feeling is not normal. Like Mason looks great in all his suits but this one, this one with the black shirt makes me wanna do laps like a dog, write anything for him. Wet, literally soaking. His 6'5 arse can manhandle me anyday, over the shoulder, onto the bed, into the car, pin me up against the wall, in the locker room, on the table, anywhere.

He's such a ray of sunshine I love him.

[star2fishmeg]

this your boy megs?

UM WHERE DID YOU GET THESE??? SIM I- DID I MISS SOMETHING? WAS I SLEEPING THROUGH SOMETHING AGAIN???

And yes that's him, that's my sunshine, I love him, look how sweet he is (I'm fucking howling at that 2nd one but I can't not love it).

No bc it's actually ridiculous how pretty his smile is, UGH.

Need that chain to have my initials on like right now.

I'd treat him so right.

[star2fishmeg]

The way me and @stayg-0ld were literally talking about how I'd just leave if my team were playing like ass-

I spent my lunch break making a very scientific uquiz that will tell you which hockey position fits your personality...please enjoy <3