#−−− ꧁ ❨ 𝙸𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙴 ❩

[scphiestvrner]

sophie: hello gorgeous! sophie: happy birthday my beautiful friend. i hope you're having the best time and getting spoiled. sophie: next time we're both in new york a girl date together to treat you to a late birthday on me, okay? @hcdidgi

[barrykecghvnasdfasdf]

barry: look you're right. we couldn't keep things going forever like you said. barry: i'm sorry if i put too much pressure on you with the whole thing. i would have backed off, i just want you to know. barry: it won't be award, it's fine sabrina. really. no big deal. it will be our soft launch of splitting i suppose. barry: sunday works for me.

sabrina: i know. sabrina: [typing] sabrina: i didn't handle things well. i'm aware of that and i'm sorry for ghosting - it all just got too much, ok? sabrina: i guess i'll see u there. dw i'll stay out of your way so it's not too awkward sabrina: i'm free sunday if u are

[scphiestvrner]

sophie: only you can find my pain and still call it radiant. we need to put a limit on your charming capability. sophie: you two would definitely do great. they'd be spoiled af. thanks, harry. i mean it. guess sometimes it still hits me but they're my world and i want to do the best for them. sophie: such a loser. sophie: yourself and some liquor maybe. i'll provide the lingerie.

harry: oh you were glowing, the torment and distress made you radiant x harry: i'm sure tay and i could come together to co-mother. but all three of us together couldn't do even half of what you do for those girls, soph. and you know i mean that, you don't have the capacity to fuck those kids up. harry: no, that wasn't hard. me, however... harry: i joke i joke. i am on my way though. anything i should bring other than myself?

[travisklcesasdfasd]

trav: i'm starting to think the swifties aren't wrong in that you're trying to kill them secretly sometimes. surprise dates in april because you're bored and send them into a frenzy and a massive conspiracy as to why? will it have to do with the release of reputation tv because i at least want details of that. kylie is bugging me now that she still expects dirt regardless of what happened between us. could always go the law and order: svu route? give the grey's a break. [ typing... ] trav: are you sure that's a good idea? for me to come see you? trav: ugh... [ several minutes later... ] trav: are you attempting to torture me taylor? trav: all of this? you love me but can't be with me but here you are wearing my jersey to bed and wanting me to come see you when tour starts back up. trav: you have thought WAY too much about animal legs since jase and i had this conversation and it's concerning me a little bit. did you google giraffes fighting? trav: now you're tempting me, and i don't like being tempted. what are things are we talking about here? who doesn't want to be king? oh.. am i? prove it, dollface. trav: i'm telling you olivia judges you i've seen those eyes in plenty of other guys girlfriends before they got with future wives that were decent human beings. meredith might claw you to death but olivia she'll never forgive you while judging you endlessly... which is a slow death.

Tay: I think I’m going to go insane with the whole doing nothing thing. Maybe I should fuck around and add more surprise dates in April so that I’m doing something. As much as greys anatomy is entertaining, it can only do so much for me. And always drying over Derek’s death isn’t healthy. I’m getting to travel with one of my best friends again. It’s going it be a blast. You should come to some shows if you’ve got free time. I’d love to see you there. Tay: oh. Well. In that case I’m keeping it. Wish I didn’t have to wash it so it could keep your scent a little longer, but. tay: [picture attached] it’s my new pyjamas. Comfy 😌 tay: tell me one of the things you’re confused by, trav. tay: and you’re saying that giraffe legs aren’t? Have you seen them? Those things have muscles on them. And much like horses being vegetarians and having too much power with them, I think giraffes do too. Have you seen the males fight? Literally sounds like thunder is coming when their heads hit one another. Your height (amongst other things) does everything for me, baby 🥵 so you want to be the king of the jungle? Interesting. You’re my king. Thanks for passing on the message. I’m sure he’ll appreciate this knowledge. Tay: how dare you put that idea out into the universe. Olivia is always going to love me. Meredith on the other hand, if you don’t hear from me tomorrow it’s because her claws actually killed me. Rip.

[chriscvns]

chris: i won't pretend it's nice to have someone warm against you in bed. chris: maybe i do. a very detailed list of everything. i'm not doing anything now so i have time to listen. chris: well lucky for you i've got the space and a place for you to stay.

romee: aw, did you get used to my body snuggled up next to you? romee: do you really want every single detail of what i'm doing while thinking about you? 🫦 romee: okay good. i was considering maybe paying you a visit for a few days.

[scphiestvrner]

sophie: hello gorgeous. i'm okay. back in london enjoying the rainy weather. sophie: i saw photos of you at the Met Gala, you looked gorgeous. sophie: life has been... interesting. sophie: the girls are good. i'm okay, dealing with things with joe which has been.... weird. attempting to figure out things but it's just been... weird is the best way to put it. like he flew all the way out to london to talk to me. sophie: how are you doing? what's going on in your life?

💬  sms  :  s. turner

ky: sophie my love, how are you? ky: hope life has been treating you kindly ky: how are the kids doing? how are you doing? what's been going on? @scphiestvrner

[paxleys]

𝙸𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙴, CARLA – trying to bribe me, i see. and while time with you is more than enough to persuade me with, some hot cheetohs would certainly sweeten the deal and i fully expect some cuddling.

𝙸𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙴, CARLA – if you’re getting me to watch game of thrones though, you do realize this means you’ll finally have to watch interview with the vampire with me in return, right 😌?

[paxleys]

𝙸𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙴, LUIS – hell no, you are not a terrible person. 𝙸𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙴, LUIS – while priest is a part of you, he isn't the sole reason why anyone should be around. because luis is pretty damn incredible himself and if there's people not appreciating who you are at your core, then screw them.

𝙸𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙴, LUIS – i get why this is popping up now all things considered. but, i see it as if people didn't care about you as a person, beyond who you are as damian - why are you one of the most requested members of tjd that fans want to meet? why are they doing a new 24 special on you soon? it's things like that you should remind yourself about, especially at times like this. because you're a lot more appreciated than i think even you realize, luis. and i'm not just saying that because you're like family to me, but because it's the truth.

[barrykecghvnasdfasdf]

barry: well how was i supposed to know everything just stopped and i didn't hear anything. no... idk. it's complicated, or it's not anymore. barry: i'm in la now have the wedding reception i'll be attending this weekend. can stop by one of the days to pick it up. any time that would be better?

sabrina: no. and i didn't have it in my calendar wtf. but it's not like we could carry things on indefinitely is it barry? sabrina: ok sabrina: are u in la? because whenever is fine - i'll have it all ready to go :)

[scphiestvrner]

sophie: i'm adorable when i'm in pain and suffering. i must have been the fucking cutest back in august and september. sophie: yep. gonna sign it over in my will right now. it's either you or taylor. can you co-parent with taylor and then joe on the side? i know they'll be the sweetest kiddos since apparently i'm just gonna fuck them up anyway. sophie: see was that so hard. your wish is my command, hot stuff. sophie: i'm in la still. come over?

harry: you're just adorable when you're in pain and suffering, what can i say? harry: i get primary custody over joe? that's a massive compliment to me, and a fuck you to joe. i'm flattered. i'll be their mum if anything happens to you, you have my word. harry: because i want to fuck you. harry: is that specific enough? i'll be your worldwide bit on the side from now on. that's the luxury of me being on a break, i can be anywhere you want me to be x

[barrykecghvnasdfasdf]

barry: my team said they were talking with your team. what in the hell is going on? did i miss a pre-contracted date of this being over because i don't have it logged in my calendar like you did apparently. barry: things are different now aren't they? idk what i am with you. barry: fine. you can pack up my things and i'll come pick them up. tell me when is a time that would work for you.

sabrina: idk - my team spoke to your team about calling things off right? i guess there just wasn't much left to say after that sabrina: it used to feel different when u called me that. i feel like u aren't saying it in a nice way now? are u mad at me? sabrina: if u want it u can come get it then. otherwise i think i'll be keeping it :)

[scphiestvrner]

sophie: you probably are a cute crier. i haven't seen you cry so i can't say for sure but you seem like you would be. me? horrible. awful. ugly crier. spirit soul was there definitely. but i couldn't picture not knowing you now that i do. seriously one of the best women in it. sophie: please queen of the north is so long gone. anyone remember her? queen who? lmao. but a whole day of sophie love all for you. sophie: i didn't. though i'm sure he was much happier roomed with you than with me. sophie: waiting till it wasn't your birthday to spill the tea that's not fair that's cheating!

gigi: stop it you're about to make me cry. people say i'm a cute crier but i refuse to believe them so actually no. please, you were here in spirit. you're like my spirit soul okay. so glad life brought us together, no matter what the circumstances were. gigi: no the fuck you are not... me ???? queen of the north ???? oh i'm gonna love that too much. and a whole day of sophie love ?? please, i need it. gigi: ..... did you hear i had to room with said ex-hubby, boyfriend for me, during the last few days e🙃 gigi: it's not my birthday anymore so SPILL. 🫖

[scphiestvrner]

sophie: ugh you are the worst. you enjoy my pain and suffering far too much harry. sophie: actually i want you to have the girls more if possible but that's besides the point. so long as you stay loyal to me in life and death that's all i ask. which makes you the best. sophie: ... gonna need more specific detailed reasons. would be helpful if you came to london once in awhile could make things worth your while again. and again. sophie: then you won't have to miss me so much.

harry: i will not 🔪 you for saying that. you have to live with that forever. harry: you want me to co-parent with joe? i'll give it a shot. no matter how handsome he is, i'll stay loyal to you in life and death. harry: ... reasons. we need to start scheduling our london trips for the same time, making me miss you over here x

[barrykecghvnasdfasdf]

barry: so busy you can't answer a text message? you weren't on tour anymore and i understood that on tour you'd be busy and had more time to call me or facetime me but suddenly after vanity fair you couldn't even answer a text message. seems plausible. barry: i'm irish we don't believe in beating around the bullshit croí milis barry: excuse me that's one of my best hoodies! don't be giving me the xoxo like that closes anything.

sabrina: i've been busy :/// but ok sabrina: okay fine if ur gonna be like that about it i'll just reach out to your agent directly to get it sorted dw sabrina: don't expect to get your harvard hoodie back though i'm keeping it xoxo

[scphiestvrner]

sophie: please i adore you more. literal angel of my life. couldn't imagine you not part of my life now. so i have to wish one of my best girls a happy birthday. wish i could have been there to celebrate the day before or after. sophie: next time i'm in new york i promise we'll make a whole day of spoiling tf out of you as you deserve. even gonna bring my sansa crown for you to wear. sophie: update on me? it's your birthday how about we skip the update and what went on at coachella and running into my soon to be ex-husband disaster. sophie: that is not a birthday story anyone deserves to hear.

gigi: ah my queeeeen 🥹 gigi: hi i adore you. and THANK YOU. you're the sweetest ever, i swear. god i appreciate you so much soph. gigi: please hit me up whenever you're around ???? i'm here in nyc most of the time and i would adore seeing you whenever you have a moment to spare. gigi: again, adore you. gigi: please give me an update on you though? how are you? did you survive coachella?

[scphiestvrner]

sophie: i have landed back in the land of la la sophie: oh god just 🔪 me now for saying that. sophie: take care of my girls. don't let joe keep them all to himself after i said that. sophie: but yes i have. sophie: why so curious dearie? 😏

txt - 𝒔𝒐𝒑𝒉𝒊𝒆𝒆𝒆

harry: have you landed back in la la land? harry: because i'm really hoping that you've landed back in la la land 👀