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[duck-jamm]

bill ciper/stanford pines to stanford pines/fiddleford mcgucket to fiddleford mcgucket/stanley pines....... they're de-toxicing the yaoi

[roobiedo]

now they're both confused

[fandomchaosposts]

οκει όχι I came back ξέρεις τι, το κάνει επίτηδες, για ξεκαρφωμα, για να μην φανεί πόσο θέλει να τον πηδήξει αυτός

Αυτο που ο Νίκος παλεύει να κάνει κονέ τον Ανδρέα με την Αγγέλα.....

[arsenicflame]

It's a time-honoured tradition- every time Sam comes across Izzy (and Ed) in their travels, he asks Izzy to marry him. And every time, Izzy turns him down.

At this point, Sam is asking more for the sake of it than any belief Izzy will ever say yes, a remnant of childhood dedication touched with 30 years of heartbreak and regret- though even now, a small part of him still holds out hope. Sam's promises have only got more extravagant over the years, from a job as his first mate, to a captaincy, a fleet at his command, a whole fucking island if that's what Izzy wants- but he knows it isn't though, not really. If Izzy was ever going to agree to marry him, to leave his life and go with Sam, it wouldn't be for anything Sam could offer him. Izzy never did care for flashy shows of wealth, for a ship or to be captain. The only thing that ever mattered to him was loyalty given, and loyalty shown in return. 

It all comes to a head after Stede left and came back, after Izzy lost a toe, lost his leg. Sam hasn't seen him since before things with Ed started to really slide off the rails, before stress permanently set into the lines of Izzy’s face. So, when he sees a dishevelled man with a hoof for a leg in a no-name port, he doesn't even consider the idea that he might know him. It's only when he turns towards him, and Sam catches a glance at those oh too familiar tattoos, he realises this is Izzy, his Izzy, that stands before him.

Knowing Izzy's discomfort with pity, he doesn't treat him any differently than he would in years gone by, positioning himself in Izzy's line of sight before approaching and sweeping him up into a bone crushing hug. 

“Israel-goddamn-Hands!” he exclaims, as Izzy grumbles back a begrudging “Samuel-fucking-Bellamy”, a tradition almost as old as their friendship itself. Izzy might not hug him back, but he can’t keep the corner of his mouth from twitching, just for a second.

(If Sam holds Izzy a little tighter and a little longer than usual, well. That's his business)

By the time Sam lets go, most of the crew has appeared in the town square, drawn in by the commotion. They may have given Izzy his leg and welcomed him as one of them, but still there’s an underlying tension, with nobody quite ready to set aside everything that happened before the Kraken. Seeing him cosying up to an unknown man sets everyone on edge, unsure whether to come to their first mate’s aid, or to assume that they've been betrayed once again.

When Ed sees that the yelling was Sam, his hand goes tense where it's held in Stede's. He knows the routine, has seen it more times than he can count, but as he watches them part he realises that this is the first time in a long time he's unsure of what Izzy's response will be.

Knowing that something’s different, knowing that Izzy's feeling vulnerable already, Sam doesn't go for the same flashy proposal he’s been giving for years. He doesn't promise Izzy the world, he doesn't cause a scene (or, any more of a scene than he already has, anyway). He looks at the fractured man in front of him, takes his face in his hands, and says the exact same thing to him he said when they were little more than boys. “Israel, I have to ask you. I know what you'll say, but I have to try. Come with me. Marry me and sail away with me. I'll keep you safe”

And Izzy… hesitates. He glances over at Ed, at Stede, and says to Sam “...We’re staying in port for a week. Ask me again then”

That's the moment Sam knows there is something deeply, horribly, wrong. He's not just looking at an Izzy who got seriously injured in a fight and is struggling to cope, this is something so much bigger than that- and that Ed has something to do with it. Izzy wouldn't even be considering leaving if he didn't. Whether it was negligence or something more sinister, Sam doesn't yet know, but he intends to find out.

[starbiology]

by far one of the funnier things for me to be correct about,

rulers bonding over tragic divorces lolol

[takami-takami]

Thinking about Hawks' personhood and quirkiness and subtle rebelliousness and the values he independently, quietly fostered and how that almost certainly caused troubles with the commission.

He's a headache and a half, for sure, but their relationship is mutually beneficial— symbiotic if not slightly parasitic. I think they directed their focus more toward his intelligence and gifted prowess; even though the former was definitely a bit of a double-edged sword.

Do you guys think they tried assigning him a mother figure of sorts? Some commission woman made of snakeskin, not too old but young enough to keep him on a leash for a couple decades, at least. A cloth mother to cling to.

Even as a child, Keigo would catch on pretty quickly. He'd reject her, and in turn they'd snap that lifeline shut.

Not that he minded, exactly. It's not like he had an example to reference.

What's a mom, again?

[boiling-paint]

Help why have I woken up to Grian dressed like Flash from Zootopia on his YouTube thumbnail

[puppyeared]

i have an idea for a character design but what animals are usually associated with medicine??? the most common answer i got was snake, but i also thought of lab rats/mice, rabbits etc

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Fantasy Wally but he talks to everyone like this one tumblr post I can’t find where the warlock calls the party “chat” and the god/demon patron “mod(s)”

“Hey mod this guy’s being mean. Kick em.”

*bandit dies a thousand deaths in the span of a millisecond*

Something like that 😂

this Immediately made me picture Wally & Home making a (poorly set up & executed) joke where Frank is being A Lot while Home is unfolded and Wally just goes "mod, chat is being too loud. ban them" & Home fully grabs Frank and starts to drag him into the building

[wolfgirlboyjester]

i have this idea of xigbar moving into a replica body and it having features from both his original body and braig's body (since a replica takes the form of the heart inside it), so the left is what that would look like (based on my own luxu design)

the right is just black canon xigbar for fun smile

[radioactive-dazey]

Crazy take

Not enough people are self indulgent with their content.

Like if you're not at least a little embarrassed or cautious to post your story, you're not doing it right.

Unless you feel no shame. Then I'm jealous of you. I too would like to not be embarrassed about writing prinxiety

[rh1nest0neluvvsu]

I like porn I like porn I like porn I like porn it makes my dick hard it makes my dick hard it makes my dick hard.

[muirneach]

actually im pro toronto sceptres because now we can make art replacing their sticks with sceptres. and that is a slay

[postergadorart]

i said i love zelink

[crazyfortheclassics]

I think its really funny that Rizal made accidental yaoi because its through that Im assuming most of us gained a new found appreciation in Rizal, the Philippines, the Filipino language or other stuff relating to our culture

[skitskatdacat63]

This is my personal crossover event of the century