#← haku speaking : he cheats regularly. he's a liar and a fraud. he's projecting

[daisukerine]

it’s bc I’m girl kisser and therefore biased.

also you’re smelly. And mysterious voice you’re unaware of doesn’t listen to weezer that much(/silly)

and you totally cheat at board games Anya told me trust !!

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OHH, i get it man, like, i'm a girl kisser too! i love women! 😎😎 and men. i don't discriminate!

now hold on, i am NOT smelly. if anything, i smell like an angel! like, seriously, dude— i wear rexona everyday, it doesn't let me down!... i think. i smell like a hibiscus, the pretty pink flowers, so like, i think i smell pretty good... I THINK.

and uh, what do you mean by voice? i don't hear voices... i think. I THINK. hey, anon, you're like, lowkey freaking me out here. AND THEY BARELY LISTEN TO WEEZER?? uh, anon, i don't know WHAT weed you smoked, but like— you should totally tell me so i know what to avoid.

speaking of that, I DO NOT CHEAT IN BOARD GAMES. anya is a FRAUD and a LIAR and i do NOT cheat, i swear on my share of sweetener. like, i'm just that pro, dude! you can say you're jealous, go on! i'm like, literally god at uno and monopoly, bro. if i had a sweetener packet for everytime i won a game (FAIR AND SQUARE BY THE WAY), i'd have millions and trillions of packets!