#……g-dbox = ark of the covenant sry i have just been calling it g-dbox while discussing it w ppl lol

[lepertamar]

different friend was like, ‘g-d’s hua cheng vibes’ and also:

i'm obsessed w how literally all of exodus is like, god @ moses: something bothering you king. should i kill them about it. i can make it look really supernaterly impressive bc u guys haven't invented phosphorus bombs yet. what if i killed everyone except you bc they suck. oh i see you broke the tablets in a rage. i also broke a bunch of important shit while incredibly angry and then had to live with it, same hat, thank u for putting the pieces in my box with me to remind me not to do this. do you want to wander off somewhere secret together and have me bend over so you can get a look at me from behind without dying. i'm having a hard time conveying my experience of temporal selfhood in normal grammar so i will go sit in my box. 🍱