#”fuck you my child is perfectly fine” ma’am your child eats waffles smothered in Nutella for breakfast

[omegatheace]

things I do that made me realize I’m definitely not neurotypical

- Continuously winking my right eye because it feels weird (is it a nervous tic? a stim? please help I can’t stop doing it in front of people unintentionally)

- Running fingers over eyelashes to remove loose ones and blow them away

- Getting on SSBU Spirit Board and staring at it until it refreshes every 5 minutes and I get to see ten more characters I’ve never heard of

- Open the fridge. Close the fridge. Open the pantry. Close the pantry. Maybe there’s waffles in the freezer. No waffles. No box meals either. Nothing to eat in the freezer. Have I had ice cream today? Yes I have, I probably shouldn’t have another bowl. Look for something healthy in the pantry. Look for something healthy in the fridge. Eat an entire bell pepper. Well that’s my veggie for the day, now I can have more sugar. Eat five cookies

- Open photos app. Close photos app. Check Discord. The one chat I’m in has no new activity. Open photos app. Click on photo I’ve hyperfixated on this week. Stare at it. Close photos. Open photos. Look for new memes. I haven’t looked at any memes. Close photos. Open ph

- *Duke Nukem voice* “Damn it. I’ve been banned from Dave n’ Busters.”

- mother 3 mother 3 mother 3 mother 3 mother 3 mother 3 mother 3 mother 3 mother 3 mother 3 mot

- “kuma kuma kuma kuma kuma kuma kumatoraaa”

- apple bottom jeans boots with the fur with the fur

- I have to take a walk. I do not care that it is 12:45 AM, 5 degrees Fahrenheit and pitch black out. I Have to Walk. Move my Feet. Smell the Air. Outside.

- “Gotta turn on a video because I cannot physically concentrate without some sort of background noise” (concentrates for one minute too long) “shit I haven’t been paying attention to my video I gotta start it over”

- I have to shower before 10:30. Don’t worry it’s only 9. Watch someone play a video game. Don’t leave the room in case you miss anything cool. They get off. It’s 11:45. I am Filthy and I must deal with that now.

- exfoliate my skin with the goldfish crumbs in my bed

- is there a Cat in this room? stop everything you’re doing. smother cat

- listen to Cabinet Man on repeat for five hours so I can play out my hypothetical AMV in my head

- “Oh yeah that show seems like something I’d really enjoy, I’ll have to check it out sometime” *doesn’t watch anything because I don’t want to turn off my music*

- I had a wild ass medicine-induced dream last night and I feel like a completely different person after acquiring this forbidden knowledge

- *astral projects for three hours* oh shit this is the best thing I’ve ever seen did I actually draw this - *stares at drawing for five seconds too long* I hate it. Disgusting.

- you gotta pop your wrist. you gotta. satisfying. good sound. wiggle u hand

- yeah I really have to piss and my blood sugar is so low that I cannot sit still but I Have To Finish This

- if I can’t hug this fictional character in the next thirty seconds i am going to cry

- *tries to look as queer as possible in front of my family instead of actually coming out*

- *gives 2-finger salute for no reason at all and to no one in particular because it increases my internalized charisma stat*