#“you're old” brooooo

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[spideysbruh]

announcement of all announcements

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tchalamet my angel girl🩷

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rachelzegler im gonna cry yall are too cute

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timmyswonka my favorite married couple

coolgirlyn I'm gonna kms he loves her so much🥺🫶🫶

y/n i love you my beautiful boy

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y/n my perfect boy 🫶

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ynsdelicate they've been in that honeymoon phase for so long all the haters are maddd !!!

sabxyn no fr like they've been married for what, three years now ?? and they still act the same, if anything they're even more in love !!!!

tchalamet I love you my beautiful wife

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rollercoasteryn BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BOYYY 🗣🗣🎶

ynsheadphones they're so classic (but modern) old hollywood celebs I swear

timmyxyn what ? 😭

modernyn I love how even their comments on each other's posts match LOL

@popcrave just tweeted- BREAKING: a source close to the couple have revealed that Timothée Chalamet and Y/n L/n are expecting a baby that will be due in several months! Sounds like congratulations are in order for the happy couple!!

@ynscurtains replied- sooo happy for them if true but damn you're just revealing all this against their will...

@timolaurie replied- yk there's a lil thing called privacy, right?

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y/n Golden Globes ✨️🩷📸

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tsgf brooo she's def pregnant lmaooo

lacyyn why can't any of these comments mind their business I swearrr

ynslipgloss the way timothée was like always right by her the whole night 🥺🫶🫶🫶

timotheepaul BROOO I NOTICED THAT TOO he seemed so protective tonight

lacyyn well he's gotta protect her and their child LMAO

ryanszest the dress... so obvious that she's pregnant now fr

florencepugh so beautiful !!

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lavenderyn timmys hands were always on her waist or holding hers im gonna cry

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tchalamet the sun rises and sets with you

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zestyyn BRO 😭😭😭

spideyyn that's fr the mother of his child

amoebayn the 'heat' reference 🥺😔

lauriesvest what does it mean I'm slow

amoebayn basically that she's like the center of his world, she means everything to him

goodgirlyn CRYING

y/n what did I do to deserve you 🥺

tchalamet just being your perfect beautiful self

glistenyn the way all the recent photos are hiding her front side 💀

polaroidtim tbh the second pic DEF looks like they could be hiding a lil belly 😳

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y/n yall are so nosy istg 🙄 (very happy can't wait to meet our baby girl in two months🩷)

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ynssocks NO FUCKING WAYYYY

legendaryyn BROOOOO OMG A GIRLLL 🥺🥺

tchalamet you are going to be the best mom ever

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rachelzegler CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BLESSINGGG

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tsgf ungrateful ass omg

ynscurtains stay mad !!!

noodleytim this is going to be the cutest baby ever I swear

sabrinacarpenter so excited for you guys!! I'm literally gonna be an aunt 🙄

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timmytimstan she baby trapped him omg

ynsdune huh ??? yall are so weird omg they're literally married

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@y/n just tweeted- my weirdest craving so far has been the hot fritos paired with oreo ice cream... it's yummy i swear 😔

@realchalamet replied- it lowkey kind of is...

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tchalamet any day now 😳 I wouldn't want to do this with anyone else.

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zendaya yall are gonna be the best parents I swear

y/n 😳😳🤭🩷🩷🩷😘

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y/n our daughter arrived a few days ago early in the morning. she's perfect. thank you to everyone who wished us well!

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zendaya !!!! so happy for you two 😭🫶💕 imma spoil her soooo much

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hallebailey congratulations my girl !! 🥰

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tchalamet my wife is a superhero. thank you y/n for giving us our little girl and making me a dad. I know it wasn't easy, but you did it with such grace and beauty. I love you and our little family. you can squeeze my hand as hard as you need to forever and ever.

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yntimstan "YOU CAN SQUEEZE MY HAND AS HARD AS YOU NEED TO"😭😭😭💕💕💕💕🫶🫶🫶🫶

dunesarrakis WHATS HER NAMEEEE

goldenyn CRYINGGG

tomholland2013 congratulations mates !!

rachelzegler so happy for yall 🫶🫶

y/n when is auntie rachel gonna meet her niece

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[gaycethecard]

EVEN MORE OUT OF CONTEXT THINGS!

"I'm like a llama, I throw up when I'm scared" -Me

"They died once?" -Me

"Oh, Detroit! That's where the dinosaurs are!" - My friend

"You DARE hit a woman?" "What's a woman?" - Me and my friend

"What's a Spongebob?" "Fuck you" - Me and my friend

"We should have a foursome" - Me

"I'm the foreskin inspector" - Me

*Making spiderverse referance* "Hey" *makes the same ref* "Stop" -Me and my brother

"I love hitting women" - Some random guy in school

"DJ, HIT THAT BEAT!" - My friend

"Make out NOW" - My friend

"He's gay" "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I'M BI?!" "Oh! Bye!!" - My friends

"Yeah, I've actually cried over lies of p before" - Me

"They tased me and I moaned" - My gf

"I LOVE YOU, DADDY!!" "I LOVE YOU TOO, KITTEN!!" - Me and my friend

"Wait, DID WE ARGUE IN ROBLOX??" "YES.." "OMG MAKE OUT WITH ME NOW!" - Me and some random girl I have on Snapchat

"He'll never be as skibidi as me" - Some random guy at the library

"Well, I'm the fat bitch" "Nuh uh" "Yuh huh *insert the loudest burp you'll ever hear*" - Me and my gf

"Yeah, I get it. I don't usually get a crush on a boy either." - My dad

"Wanna know what I say to that? Wompity womp" - My online friend

"BROOOOO" "Wonka wonka" - Me and my online friend

"You sound like you're about to have a mental breakdown." "What?? NO!" - Me and my friend

"MOTHER FUCKER YOU WERE THE ONE WHO JUST STARTED RANDOMLY SINGING" - My friend

"I mean- uh, don't kill anyone!!" (Whispering,) "I'm by a bunch of little kids right now, the parents are laughing at me HELP" - Me

"You all know what booze is, right?" - My English teacher

"Sometimes, I can be a goober" - My social studies/science teacher (it's the same person)

"I wouldn't say it's radical. It's more political." "WHAT?!" - Me and a dean

"WHAT'S UP, SKIBIDI GANG" - My friend

"Do you ever get tired of being so short?" "Do you ever get tired of being a BITCH??" - Me and my friend

"A RESTING WHAT FACE? YOU MEAN A RESTING MEAN FACE?" - A teacher

(chat these are old and some of these are cringe but some of these kinda made me giggle bc I forgot abt these)

[mannatea]

it's super fun to watch people argue on other webbed sites about ffix because i remain completely and utterly separate from them. and you might be thinking, "sure, it makes sense not to comment on threads from 20 years ago on old forums" which is of course TRUE. however, these discussions also take place on modern reddit and even in youtube comments, and while i am not usually shy about commenting there (especially reddit, i have like 12k karma) there is approximately zero chance of me engaging in discussion with people who don't actually want to discuss anything.

the rest is under a cut bc i'm ranting lmfdsafhdsalfjds

i could absolutely reply to them and say something like, "aCTUalLY your reading comprehension is dogshit; i'm sorry you don't understand what words mean when they make a complete sentence. please get help" buuuuut that's just insulting and doesn't help anyone. i could also actually explain why they're wrong, and probably in one complete sentence, but they are just absolutely enthralled by their own opinion and have zero desire to read mine. also, they'd have to read the wHOLE sentence and i've already established the fact that a lot of these people can't do that.

the amount of absolutely buckwild takes i've seen where the person talking is willfully ignorant or (quite honestly) just plain stupid and incapable of critical thinking is...not surprising. what IS surprising is how many people base their takes off of their own piss-poor memory of the game. like buddy...at no point did steiner call beatrix a kiss-ass, suck-up, or brown-noser. he just mentioned that she was trying to one-up him. slightly different. context. words have meaning. etc.

ALSO SURPRISING: the amount of hate and vitriol based on shit like "steiner is ugly" or "eiko is annoying" is crazy to me. for some godforsaken reason the beatrix haters (all very proud to be considered such, i assure you) love to show up on every discussion or even mention of beatrix to talk about how they (you guessed it!) hate her. okay??? you do you but i have better things to do with my life than hate fictional characters.

and you might be like, "but manna, you're a beatrix stan. you've loved her since you were like 14! of course you'd notice that!!!!" but buddy my pal my GUY my fRIEND these takes are about basically every single character who had more than a few lines in the game. the garnet slander is insane. people making fun of 'dagger' as a nickname? talking about how she's stupid for feeling love for the mother who raised her and loved her for years?? people WILDLY overreacting about zidane's supposed lechery? brooooo he seems over the top when you're like, 12, but replay the game and there's barely a mention of it. also the "ooh soft" scene was an accident 100%, i've known that since i was a child.

don't even get me started on eiko and how people act like she's some kind of demon even though she's a LITERAL SIX YEAR OLD GIRL WHO LOST HER FAMILY AND WAS RAISED BY FUCKING MOOGLES like? hello??? of course she does the wildest shit. GOOD FOR HER. i support her wrongs. and also that love letter. dumbest idea ever but watching her prance around the castle getting doctor tot's help was ENDEARING, RIGHT? like, she was trying her best! and she grew as a character!

so did steiner! and garnet! and zidane! and BEATRIX! sorry the game didn't hold everyone's widdle hands and be like okayyy so now steiner realizes that blind loyalty is BAD, okay? and now he's going to make some choices of his own because he's learned that he's allowed to be his own person and have his own thoughts and opinions about things. one of those choices is going to be beatrix but that's not him regressing in character development at all; that's him declaring to protect someone OF HIS CHOOSING (rather than someone he's sworn to protect through fealty). let's all give steiner a big round of applause in the steiner+beatrix+mistodon scene for making his first big VERY PERSONAL CHOICE even though we may not personally agree with it or even think it came out of nowhere!!!

don't get me started on the others.

nobody's character development was subtle but it's like some of the fans of the game have negative media literacy and just say the dARNDEST things (but in a way that makes you smartly log off rather than start typing up a comment to them directly).

like i just genuinely cannot believe some of the stuff i've seen.

don't get me wrong, i've seen some great discussion too--about worldbuilding and timelines and the genomes and on and on.

i'm just gobsmacked at how many takes aren't like "haha dumb" but are like, "i'm not sure you're literate" dumb. then again, it's shocking how many people can't or won't put themselves into the shoes of another character. like they could have a gun to their head and be told to try and explain why steiner is the way he is and they'd just say it's because he's ugly.

which is like. concerning. not because i think steiner as a fictional man has rights*, but if they can't even figure out basic bitch character development 101 for a cartoon man in a 20+ year old video game, how do they like. live life? engage with other media that's more subtle? yipes.

*he should be allowed to say fuck, tbh

anyway it's just really funny to see these whole ass conversations going on in other spaces and be like, you're all wrong and bad at reading comprehension but it's none of mY business

while i run to tumblr to have a giggle about it for my 3 followers to read

[powderflower]

ig ill liveblog (so to speak) watching ep 1 of season 4 of the boys so here's ten minutes in.

FUCK

one of my favorite tropes ever is hallucinating a deceased loved one oh my god i hope thats whats happening.

AHHHHH they dont trust butcher with anythingg

kimiko my beloved

i actually made a sad dog noise when homelander showed up on my screen...i dread him....he's so fucking scary

oh he's fucking pissing??? im surprised he doesn't take his pants off to do it

oh is that a gray hair?? is he getting old?? (thank the lord)

LMAOOOO yeah no shit he'd be scared of a bunch of cockroaches you out of touch son of a bitch.

bet homelander has an insect fetish

MM said "butcher DNI"

that was a weird thing to say bro...you dont know how to talk to kids

"i dont want your support, you're on trial for fucking murder"

COULDVE HAD ANTHRAX IN ITT

god he makes my fucking skin crawl

butcher you cant corner children like that brooooo

butcher: 'omelanda

"THAT GUY WAS A PEDOPHILE"

poor ryan...dont believe what your dad says about anything ever

god fucking damnit...homelander

[halt-kun]

Jujutsu Kaisen Chapter 261 - The decisive battle in the uninhabited, demon-infested Shinjuku (33)

So is Gojo back or not, that's going to be interesting or an insane troll from Gege

OooOOOO Yuji is really going after his life right here and there

because of his big brooooo

HE'S THERE

SOOOOO PRETTY

OH MY GOD, I won't be able to think straight this chapter it seems

It's NOT HIM NOOOOOOOOO

YUTA WTF

WTF

I am so confused

my feelings are, my head is not

Okay so the 6 eyes aren't a cursed techniques but some kind of body trait inherited among the Gojo clan

Maki is bringing up some interesting point, what will happen to Yuta ? He will die right ? And then one of the last player will die but that way he can use 6 eyes

Yep it's fucked up

Thanks Maki and Toge

you care about Yuta and he does too but he also want to protect people and there might only be one way to do that

and that's also why you're probably able to do it, you need to be aware that you can stop and it's not a good deed to do. It'll end after Sukuna's fight

Gojo had to do fucked up shit indeed, but killing his ex is not on the same level.

And he had to do level-headed decisions too fighting curses or people like he did in Shibuya

well

I don't know

Shoko is actually smoking weed and so high she didn't register anything

OH FINALLY SOME NEW INFO

I'd like to know more about the Gojancestor

or maybe two ancestors/twins that were rivals or enemies ?

Oh so a main line/second line kind of clan thingy ?

Panda, you didn't do much lately

What gory thingy ? The old fucks that got killed by Kenjaku ?

BABY

stop hurting yourself over this, it's perfectly normal to not kill your friend lover without remorse when he only did one fucked up thing

WTF

Is that Higuruma ???

Oh of course it's Yuta, well fuck, he really didn't have a choice there

I'm sad

Please Yuta, FUCK HIM UP

was he the last player alive ? No there is still Hakari, Megumi and Yuji

I don't remember the conditions for the big japan curse to be born

Well I'm really sad Gojo didn't come back and Yuta is probably doomed too.

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I posted 5,793 times in 2022

That's 1,350 more posts than 2021!

87 posts created (2%)

5,706 posts reblogged (98%)

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I tagged 151 of my posts in 2022

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#ask game - 31 posts

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Longest Tag: 78 characters

#i knew this was gonna happen when that dude found the unmasked ghost game file

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

HIM AND HIS SLUTTY. LITTLE. OUTFITS.

God, he's such a slut and don't get me started on his outfit

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#4

Timur and Kravchenko Werewolf AU

A broken window, blood all over the floor and bloodied footprints leading to the kitchen, that's what Kravchenko saw as he carefully followed them, gun in hand, ready to shoot down whoever dared to break into his home.

"stop right there!"- he yelled, pointing his gun at the furry humanoid figure that towered over him, coated in blood. "I swear to God- What did you do this time, Timur?!"

He placed his gun at the counter, watching as the creature lowered itself to look him in the eyes, giving him an apologetic look.

Kravchenko let out a sigh - "The puppy eyes won't work this time, you're cleaning this once you shift back"

Ok I'm not doing only three sentences- I hope you don't mind E, I got carried away

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#3

I mean, your current favorite character XD

Oh- I'm getting old sorry

Definitely @hauerr77-and-a-dream 's OC Zasha

I love them so much, their story is so interesting and I def wanna see more about it (but I'm kinda lazy rip)

And if that doesn't count, probably Perseus or Stitch

9 notes - Posted May 1, 2022

#2

Me waiting for discord to let me log in so I can talk with the loves of my life

11 notes - Posted January 26, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Zasha & Timur - coffee shop AU

"For the love of God! Just give them your number already" - Kapano practically begged - "you two are flirting for MONTHS, stop being a pussy!". Timur sigh, he's been at it all day long. First of all they were not flirting, they were just friends, Timur admired how hard Zasha worked to raise their niece on their own. As he opens his mouth to give his friend a snarky response the door bell echoes through the empty coffee shop.

"Welcome to Perseus, make yourself at home" - he turned around to see who it was ans sure enough, it was them - "Hello Timur! I'll have the usual, please" - they said, sitting down and resting their head on the counter, they looked exhausted. Their hair was messy and they had deep, dark circles around their eyes, Timur felt bad for them so he decided to do something nice.

He placed the coffee on the counter besides them, along with a croissant and a cupcake- "this one is on the house and no, I won't hear it. The cupcakes is for the little one" - Zasha tried to protest but Timur just wouldn't budge, he started getting ready to close as Zasha finished their coffee.

".....So, would you like to uh- hang out sometime?"

He smiled - "I would love too"

Brooooo, I re-wrote that five times but I'm happy with the outcome

12 notes - Posted June 22, 2022

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[prettyboypistol]

Mercs realizing they have a crush on the "new guy" (TF2 x Male!Reader)(non-merc reader)

Scout

No way in hell he has a crush on the new guy. Jeremy just thinks you're cool! Yeah!

He invites you to video game sessions and movie nights, really just anything that could be used as an excuse to be close to you.

"What's so gay about wanting to do paintball with the boys?"

"And then going to dinner, y'know, as bros."

"Then falling asleep in each others arms. The socks are ON ITS NOT GAY"

Jeremy, after what feels like forever, accepts that no, wanting to kiss the new guy isn't completely straight

He'd totally flirt with jokes, you know the ones like "ayo what if we fucked? jkjk... unless? NAH BROOOOO JKJK"

That man's ego would shoot up like a rocket when you confess to him. He'd be so scared and embarrassed as he freezes in place.

"Scout? You're redder than your shirt" "SHUT UP"

Your relationship dynamic doesn't really change. You and Scout built up such a good friendship that you both decided that "Why change what works?" Yeah, you're boyfriends and he loves when you call him that, but the base bromance never really faded. Saturdays are for the boys, so c'mon babe they're waiting on us.

Spy

oh fuck

OH FUCK

Spy isn't worried about liking another man, he's worried about LIKING another man.

He's romanced men before, but never for anything meaningful, yk?

But he can't just take his eyes off of you. The way you pour coffee. The way you reach up onto the top shelf and how your shirt rides up a little bit. He wants you and he wants you bad.

He's nicer to you on a base level compared to the other employees. He'll specifically ask you to go and get him things (coffee, the pack of cigarettes he left in the other room, etc.)

After weeks of agony, he realizes.

I'll just fuck him and get it out of my system

Spy turns on the charm to 11.

teasing.

flirting.

innuendos.

Yeah, he gets flack from the other mercs, but that doesn't matter to him.

If you confess before spy is able to fuck you, he'll panic. He'll cut himself off and scolding himself for getting too attached. No contact for a week. Hell, you don't even see him. Eventually, he confronts you face-to-face and apologizes for ghosting you.

If you confess after the fucking, he can't help but try and brush you off. But you know better. Even that mask can't hide how badly he wants to date you.

Spy lavishes you in gifts and treats you like the most precious thing in the universe. As soon as he accepts the fact that romance is there to stay, you suddenly start receiving bouquets of roses every week. He'd insist you learn French from him- mainly so you know what sweet nothings he murmurs in your ear. He's a tough nut to crack, but maybe the reward is worth it.

Engie

He assumed everyone thought you were cute tbh

like?? wym you don't find him cute???

He starts showing off his wares to you- like a hyperfixation.

Dell melts when he finally looks up at you, listening intently.

He eventually offers to let you visit his workshop to watch him work and just spend the evening with a beer and a buddy.

Dad Friend Energy is how he flirts

"So, you got anyone you like?"/"Got anyone special waiting for you at home?"/"So, man-to-man, what type of woman you like?"

If you mention that you like men(be it partially or gay), he won't comment on it.

As it goes on, you spend more time in Dell's workshop than on the clock.

If you get scolded by supervisors, Dell assures your bosses that you're helping him with weapons and testing of equipment.

Man will NOT confess. He will literally take it to his grave. He will spend years by your side as a best friend.

Oh the way he'd pick you up and spin you around if you ask him out. He's laughing and ecstatic. He feels like a 15 year old with a schoolboy crush all over again.

Dell would love spending time with you, no matter what. He loves when you call him "My love" or "My boyfriend". He's a sweetheart who legally cannot stop loving on you. He cooks you hot meals every night and pampers you on tough days. He's a really sweet guy with an even sweeter voice.

Soldier

The way you laughed and sweetly saluted him with a "yes sir!" as you went to get him a coffee made his heart S K I P

He'll find any way to get you to do that again.

"ANOTHER COFFEE, PRIVATE!" "Yes sir!"

You think it's a game/nickname between you two, and Jane can't help the way his head spins when you smile at him.

He starts 'rewarding' your services with breaks(AKA sitting down and enjoying coffee with him)

He's crazy, but you find it endearing.

Jane realizes that he's fraternizing with a lower rank and starts to get shyer.

"Sir? Are you alright?" "Fine, private. Dismissed"

You ask what's bothering him, and he's upfront. He's favoring you over his subordinates. You catch on to what he means.

You ask him out, not as private, but as a man. He praises your upfront pride and accepts. It's certainly a weird dynamic full of inexperience and America, but you wouldn't trade it for the world.

Sniper

Mundy would avoid your hot ass like the plague

unfortunately, you seem to be fucking everywhere, so Sniper has to put on his big boy pants and acknowledge your existence.

He already knew he was bi but like

c'mon dude

Sniper wants to hit on you so fucking bad

He starts questioning his abilities as a charismatic assassin. Where did it all go??? Is he losing his touch???

Sniper's nest is one day cleaned of all dirty coffee cups and trash. Sniper swoons.

You know how cats put dead things on your pillow as gifts? Hope you like random shit in your locker.

Spy is constantly teasing Sniper about his "little man crush" and telling you.

You find it endearing, if not surprising. You thought Sniper hated you!

Sniper takes the opportunity to sheepishly confess.

Mundy has some piss-poor attachment issues, but the assurance to the Australian cuddle bug is nice for both of you. If he doesn't initiate the affection, Mundy turns bright red and huffs. He's a good man, if not a little weird. A lot of your dates are hopped up on the roof of his camper looking at the stars.

Medic

Oh would you look at that Medic suddenly needs an assistant.

Really??? The medical assistant uniforms are slightly too tight??? He sure didn't notice.

He does notice.

Ludwig notices every time you turn around and reach to get things.

Medic is weirdly possessive over you

"Doctor, it's my job to do basic hospitality-" "Nein, I need you to clean my equipment while we're out."

As soon as you meet Archimedes, you don't mind staying in there.

You two become fast friends as you clean up blood from the operating table, talking shit and gossiping about co-workers. When Medic sees you petting his dove, he realizes he's in love.

German. Pet. Names. So so many. You don't hear him say your name anymore.

"Mr. Medic, your coat is soaked in blood. May I wash it for you?"

After that, Ludwig turns on the flirty doctor mode.

Those casual shoulder touches turn to moving you by your waist.

"Liebling, you've got blood on your face." "Oh! Thank for telling me, I'll get it" "No no, I've got it."

Ludwig would get all close and personal as he personally wipes the blood away.

Medic would be the one to confess first, but beg for it to be a secret relationship at first. He would eventually become more lax, but it's just for his comfort, y'know? He loves feeling you up in his medical room. Shut up Scout, you didn't see Medic smack his boyfriend's ass while operating on you. The bloodstain on his ass means nothing. He's a sucker for slowdancing with you.

Demoman

"Oh yeah, I ask all the new hires for drinks!"

ok he does, but that doesn't matter.

He tries to impress you and make you laugh with all of his stories and drunken misadventures. He'll invite you over to sleep the drunk off.

Best hangover cure of your damn life as soon as you wake up.

He totally calls you lad/laddie

Bonus points if you get flustered by it, then he'll do it in your ear "as a joke"

You know he's into you before he does. He told you when he was shitfaced multiple times.

Tavish is straight in the same way spaghetti is. Totally upright until you get it wet, be it in water or booze.

You like stories about Scotland??? You do now.

Tavish would force himself to ask you out to drinks romantically while sober. You decline and one-up him to dinner. He one-ups you to a movie and dinner. This continues for a while.

Tavish would try his best to be a good boyfriend. He really would. He's new to relationships in general, so you and him have a lot of work to do! Like a puppy, it is beautiful and adorable, but there will need to be some rules in place.

Pyro

You two are automatic besties now, whether you like it or not.

They're such a care bear about you. They grab things off high shelves for you, share meals, and even give you drawings!

tiny girl with big german shepherd energy

You two snuggle and watch TV together and basically become a couple without realizing.

Pyro thinks you're so cool and how great it is that you know how to cook for everyone.

They tried to cook for you, but in the end asked Engie for help.

You speak fluent Pyro and they speak fluent You, down to the very last eyetwitch.

They can and will NEVER forget your birthday, surprising you with a whole party just for you :>

Overall, you and Pyro are like a wholesome version of the Scout/Reader. Pillow forts, cooking/baking, movie nights, lovey-dovey all around! It's weirdly cute to everyone who sees you two together.

Heavy

FUCK

He thinks you're hot, but he knows he can't just say that!

He's really fuckin nervous but doesn't express it

To you he's the scary big Russian man that stares at you.

Little did you know that the reason he throws away his own napkins at dinner is because they're scribbled with flowery Russian poetry.

When he finally musters up the courage to send you a letter, he sends it to you as an anonymous writer.

Heavy loved watching you try and sus out who might have sent you the letter.

Eventually, you two lock eyes.

Heavy nods before looking away.

Ah. It all clicks then.

As you two spend time together, he introduces you to his favorite Russian literature and poetry. He loves explaining every detail he can to you. Especially when you lean against him as he went into detail.

Heavy and you can't help but be smitten for each other and be absolutely adorable together behind closed doors. In public, you two share looks from across the room and smile knowingly. Your little secret.

[bones-shifts]

Hi! This is my main blog! Shifting blog @amarathine-love

Do you have any stories from your Avengers Dr?

I'll make sure to follow it :)

hmmm too many, it's my first and oldest dr mhmhm

also !! tw for a ton of swearing !!

So this one is when I first got there, I find those to be the most uhhh relatable? There are many emotions and feelings when you first shift to your dr and I find those fun to tell :))

So this was my second day there? shifting there the second time was a little bit hard because i was just sooo excited, It took a little over a week I think and I finally did it.

I shifted back to my room in the tower and I was sooooo nervous, I mean now when I shift there they're like a second family so I'm not nervous when meeting them. But imagine you've been watching the avengers you're entire life and then you suddenly see them face to face ??!?1 I was terrified but happy!!

(This was when Tony Stark was my dad, i have issues iK)

I wake up to the sound of arguing, tbh i wasn't that surprised but I was curious so I went to see what was happening and of course I saw Tony and Steve fighting over... idek what

it could be steve breathing the wrong way and tony getting offended idk

They see me walking in and they stop to greet me, brooooo i remember I fucking froze because they were REAL it was so weird because I could hear them and smell tony's nauseating cologne (I swear he drowns himself in it but he says Pepper loves it, she doesn't.)

So I shuffle over to where Nat and Clint is talking, Nat is so nice <33 she's talking to me as their arguing in the background. I am so stiff, only replying with nods and slight "mhms" because IT'S FUCKING NATASHA ROMANOFF

"Are you ok?" She asks.

"...yes..."

Then the rest of the day goes on as normal, I don't get normal anytime soon, honestly i'm acting worse because idk what to do with myself

Bucky and Loki aren't here YET, they come in a few... months later sjdkfns

here's pt 1 of my first time shifting to my avengers dr!

This is my old dr btw!! I made a new one where tony is NOT my dad, and that one is the one I shift to the most and is now my current new dr! (Writing this post honestly makes me want to shift to that dr but then I reread that script and- NVM)

[Ty for sending this ask :)]

[neromardorm]

@twst-the-royals: HI BROOOOO OK OK SO

We know me is big shippy person so perhaps mayhaps what they look for in a s/o for the main 4? Any deal breakers? 😳

Gotcha gotcha!

Johnny

He likes people who are reliable and just comfortable to be around. You dont have to constantly be an exciting person, sometimes all he's looking for is someone to hug and nap with.

His taste is sweet and simple, however its not easy to win him over immediately considering his history of emotional trauma.

A deal breaker would definitely be anything along the lines of being someone who is interested in money, or old school seeking to be a suitor. (He's a noble. He already has to deal with that shit.)

Hector

Someone with a nice a—

Kdkgkd he actually really enjoys interesting conversation. He wants someone who talks passionately.

Deal breaker would probably be someone who is boring or persnickity. Life isn't life without some risk.

Arsen

He likes someone who makes him stronger and encourages him to become such.

He's not an easy person to date...considering the fact he's dead. Not to mention, Arsen also just seems disinterested(?) in romance.

Deal breaker is probably if you're mortal fjekkgg. Like i said, he's dead. He'd outlive most people who'd even remotely get close.

Terry

Wholesome kid just wants someone to adventure and raise hell with him!

You gotta love hugs and smooches...just pure cope.

Deal breaker is being a bully. Nothing good comes from being a bully for fun... :(

[sabrondabrainrot]

☀️BROOOOO OLDER BRO SUN TRUTHER!!!!☀️

Just yes, I just love Sun so much. He's honestly an angel-saint of a sibling. He's meant to be charming and nice but even Creator was like:

"Idk why you're like this I didn't make you this way" "Yes you did!" "I didn't make you to be so WIERD"

bruhhh!!! And like...all his kindness is by choice. At this point he even knows being kind is a thankless and even sometimes tiring/demeaning task. He does it anyways cause he loves the people in his life. He gets burned over and over but doesn't give up. It's honestly so respectable.

Also like, Sun is just really supportive of an older sibling? he's so caring and deliberate. He knows Old Moon didn't have a lot of confidence so he went out of his way to always hype Old Moon up. I remember all the time in the early on (I'm binging the show to catch up so the early stuff is still fresh) but he used to make sure Old Moon ALWAYS knew he loved him and supported him. He never was ashamed of him and let EVERYONE know his brother was smart and brilliant. I don't have the whole context and history yet (still catching up) but I honestly think Old Moon wouldn't have had even Monty as a friend if Sun wasn't there building him up.

Sun ALWAYS uplifts his family.

The words of Lunar "You're the Sun brother we go to you when we're down to light up our day." Sun mentioned how he thought it was funny that when he's finally in a good groove and in a happy spot in his life Earth and Lunar show up with this big sad energy and need HIS attention and love to cheer up.

It's crazzyyyy to me the only sibling in the entire family I've seen thus far is ok with saying they love their family is Sun. Like I don't think Sun is perfect he makes mistakes but I love him even more for that.

I still can't get over how basically he and Earth are the only two I've seen thus far that legit have a moral compass. He chooses to do good, even when it's the hardest thing for him. He leads so much by example but no one (besides Earth, she adores him) looks at the examples he gives.

I might sometimes miss the mark because it's very easy to confuse fanon with canon but I'm pretty sure everything I'm talking about comes from the show. (correct me if I remember anything wrong)

Getting more caught up in LAES!!!

Tee Hee

I'm really loving Earth's growth! Lunar did messed up stuff but he's finally growing up maybe?

Spoilers to where I'm at for the Lunar and Earth show below!

I have a comic idea for tsams should I do one?

I just want to rant about the shows and why I like Sun in them 😂 + more observations and theories.

Warning vague spoilers for tsams laws and fams (I think it's eaps now?)

☀️SUN LOVE AHEAD ☀️

I'm to the point Earth was threatened by the Creator and Lunar killed Eclipse and Gemini had to leave, Solar tried to intervene and have them conversate but it blew up on him.

I really like the progression of things. Every time I'm on the fence or in doubt of what's going to happen next I'm blown out of the water. I think I'm enjoying Earth's growth the most. Lunar is regressing but it makes sense for him because he tends to literally run from every problem. Again, it's hard to change and I can actually see that Lunar is ready to grow up and change for the better so I'm excited to see how that goes.

I was at first mad at Moon but I'm convinced there's more nuance. Now I forgive pookie.

☀️

Guys Sun, he's just so great. Like... Now that I'm getting caught up again I'm realizing just how much he deals with and I'm not talking about the ✨trauma✨ but just the day to day. Like LAES definitely helped bridge the gap of what goes in the daily lives for the family.

First of all, people like Sun's daycare. (let's be honest it's always been HIS daycare) He's so good at what he does. People bring their actual eldritch abominations, literal hell spawns, and freaks of nature in to be watched by him. The kids of the daycare at this point can't even be considered human. Think about it, the actual Devil from the Bible brings his hellspawn kid in to be watched (I think it's funny he's implied to be rude to Sun, besties with Moon, and nice to Earth). There was an episode dedicated to the possibility of Sun in sheer popularity and merch sales alone could replace Glamrock Freddy (the only reason he didn't take the offer had to do with being uncomfortable on stage!). Plus, most problem-kids end up liking him. Example being Barry and FC (I count Gregory's ghost friends too).

We all know he was built to be a daycare attendant but the Creator literally said "I didn't install any information on that in you because I wanted you to learn it." Sun taught himself all his child care skills and figured it out (while dealing with 5 years of the added stress of Old Moon doing his thangy thang). Childcare is so stressful, I've worked all kinds of jobs and childcare is absolutely one of the hardest I've done.

Childcare is one of the most physically and emotionally demanding jobs and no two methods work on the same kid. You have to be highly adaptive and patient.

One of the biggest things I've noticed is that in the show when kids start being bad instead of telling them "No" or getting frustrated (Earth and Lunar both do this to a degree) Sun knows to redirect them. He redirected Barry as much as he could (it was funny when Barry kept stabbing funtime Freddy). I think he's also the biggest help to Foxy with FC (except Monty and Puppet, they help a lot too). I still think it's funny how FC likes Sun, he told Stitchwraith he's like a toy so he likes playing with him (again something like that, not gonna rewatch the ep to get the exact quote)... Then seeing him vibe with the ghost kids Gregory is friends with? Mwah perfection. I also love his dynamic with Francine, him getting tackle hugged at her birthday party and even consenting to turning into a dragon for her? SO CUTE 🥰

I haven't even gotten to the part when he meets Dazzle and hangs with Jack more but I know it's gonna be so perfect. I really like Jack he's so silly. The broken Ipad bit was comedy gold.

Back to Sun!

It's just a nice reminder Sun earned his skills through hard work. It's great when he gets to shine and teach others about his skill. Childcare in general is so hard, so he needs to know how valued that is.

UGH I just love him.

From what I've seen, he takes such good care of his family too.

He's just so playful and ready to hang with them at the drop of a hat. He let Earth vent to him. He makes sure Lunar is ok and is the only one that doesn't baby him. He asked Earth to reach out to Lunar because he could tell Lunar wasn't comfortable to ask him. He also makes sure Solar gets breaks (it's hard for the show to implement that on screen due to them having the same va but it's still shown he gets Solar to rest). I remember he was one of the first people Ruin really decided to speak to and he didn't just outright kick Ruin out of the daycare.

Then just everything with the current Moon too. He comforts him, gets him to rest, and was there when he broke down over Solar. I also like that he's actually the voice of reason for the current Moon and he feels comfortable enough to argue back (it's big for him. I still get goosebumps from when he was learning star power in secret and actually had a shouting match over it with Moon)

I haven't gotten to the part when he tells Earth and Lunar about Solar's death and Ruin's betrayal but I know he's going to be there for them too when he does.

I understand the fandom perceives Old Moon as the older brother but I just disagree with that fundamentally. Sun was the first one awake so to me that makes him the oldest. I think KC likes to claim the oldest but idk how that works programming-code creation wise? In one of the most recent episodes I watched Lunar called Old Moon the big brother but idk man....I don't see it. To me Sun has always been the oldest.

I love seeing him get to be a big brother to people who genuinely fight over his attention. It's just so warm and fuzzy. Like Lunar and Earth going to him to literally just be pampered? And he was so ready to? He went to the store to make them a charcuterie board. They just showed up uninvited and immediately demanded love and my home boy delivered.

"Sun you're the big brother and we're babies, we are babies . Take care of us big bro we want your love 🥺 we're the baby siblings take care of us"

Good stuff.

I like how in the Therapy ep Sun sussed out invisible Lunar. I think he's one of the only people to know when Lunar is invisible.

Ok so my theories and stuff

So like... Am I imagining that Moon's eyes are suddenly glowing purple? They didn't used to do that. I paused my progress of the sams watch through but in the ep I'm watching with him having his total mental break (having a realistic dream Sun died would do that) I noticed it seems like his eyes have a purple glow. And I'm really certain they didn't used to do that.

I was told to watch him and that's like the biggest thing I'm noticing with him. He seems sick? I can tell Earth, Monty, and Sun are trying to help him but like I've seen the spoilers on Tumblr and in fics so I'm sure he's going to push them away...... But yeah he's absolutely sick and the purple is not good. :(

Other than that....

I have more to say but I've put a lot in this post lol. I'll talk more about Sun in my next post.

[emometalhead]

Yes I would love to talk more about Steven

Hi!! I promise I didn't mean to ignore this. I was away at the festival, then yesterday I was too tired to give this ask the time it deserves.

I am always down to talk about Steven. If you ever have anything specific, feel free to send an ask or a personal message!!

Idk what specifically you want to talk about rn, so I'm just going to rant about him for a minute lol! (Including under the cut, because this got long lol)

I was literally just sobbing over him like 10 minutes ago while listening to a TS song 😂😭. Like so the song I was listening to is "tolerate it", and I started thinking about Steven's relationship with Axl. So, specifically I started thinking about that quote from Slash when he says he didn't think Axl liked Steven. That always gets to me, because with everything Slash says after it's like Steven's existence and how he was as a person then pissed off Axl. Trust me, I love Axl, and I'm also pretty particular with the types of people I surround myself with, but certain things I've read feel harsh. Anyway, that got me thinking about Steven's first overdose. Axl was the only one that stayed with him until he woke up. So like imagine being Steven, and possibly thinking this dude doesn't even like you, but then he's sitting with you, expressing that he's glad you're okay after such a traumatic event. That must be such a relieving moment. Like literally even Slash, Steven's friend since they were kids, didn't stay with him. That hurts me so much. Then though, it's so tragic to me to remember that not too many years after that incident Steven and Axl fully stopped communicating for years. Obviously I can't pretend to totally know anything about their feelings, but I'm sure they both harbored a bit of resentment towards the other for a long time. Then, like yeaaaars later, when Steven showed up to a GN'R concert, Axl had him kicked out!! Like bro that's so rude!! The quote about that is like Steven's presence made Axl uncomfortable or something like that. I'm paraphrasing, because I don't have it memorized, but it's screenshotted somewhere. So like again, imagine being Steven there. It's been years. You've stopped being upset about events from 20 years prior. You want to support your old friend and watch a concert. Then you get kicked out for existing. It literally made Steven cry!!! (In turn, reading that made me cry lol.) Anyway, they hung out later that night, so that makes me happy, but like brooooo. Clearly I have lots of feelings regarding Steven in general, but so many in particular regard him and Axl. I didn't mean for this to become a whole essay, but I don't usually get prompted to talk about Steven. Probably because this happens 😂😂.

Anyway, rant over 😂. I could go on, but this is probably more than you bargained for. Long story short, if you ever want to read a rant about Steven, I'm your girl. If you have specific questions or comments, I'm happy to respond to those. I promise I'm capable of doing that in a more concise manner lol!! I consider myself pretty knowledgeable about Steven, and really do love talking about him.

Have a lovely day, and thank you so much for the ask!! 🖤🖤

[stefandesofia]

"Brooooo!"

"Bro!"

"Broooooooo!"

The flying ship started falling, because of the giant hole that the Fist spell had punched through it.

"Bros, you see that? Been shredding hardcore for that one, yo!" yelled out Broxxar, punching the air with his meaty fist.

"Eyo, bros! Check this out!" shouted Bronefora. She lifted her massive bicep to the sky, and with every flex, a beam shot out, and took down another one of the space armada ships.

Screams were echoing from each one of these, as the Wizards of the School Of Muscles were destroying the offences coming down on the city. The scrawny alien invaders, powerless in front of the might of combined force of SOM.

"Hey, bros!" a shout echoed over the raised pedestal where the defending force were doing their warm-up. Heads turned on beefy necks to see a large woman casually walking up the steps, holding one of the small, space aliens under her arm.

It was a pitiful sight, its small arms flailing and struggling pointlessly against the force of the woman's forearm. Its legs kicking at her, with all the oomph of an old kitchen sponge, its glutes barely filling in the pants it's wearing.

"Yooo! It's Brobecca! Who's that little dude you got there, bro?" asked Brodell.

"This lil dude," said Brobecca, hoisting the alien in one hand, and standing it in between the wall of muscle that formed from the ripped bodies of the wizards around it, as they peered down at it, "is one of these attacker dudes that came down in those ships up there. Thought I'd bring him here to check him out!"

"Daaamn bro! That's seriously smart! That's why you're our leader, bro!" shouted Brosh.

"Damn bros! Now we need a new alien to tell us how to get those gains! Alright bros, split and bring a new gym buddy back to the gym!" shouted Brobecca. "And no slacking off! Squats all the way!"

The world of Musclemancy: the buffer you are, the more mana you have. Instead of magic schools, witches and wizards hit the gym. Instead of potions, magic users drink whey. Instead of chanting spells, they flex their shredded abs. So when invaders came from the sky—they didn’t stand a chance.