#“you're old” brooooo

[jasonsbruce]

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tchalamet my angel girl🩷

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rachelzegler im gonna cry yall are too cute

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timmyswonka my favorite married couple

coolgirlyn I'm gonna kms he loves her so much🥺🫶🫶

y/n i love you my beautiful boy

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y/n my perfect boy 🫶

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ynsdelicate they've been in that honeymoon phase for so long all the haters are maddd !!!

sabxyn no fr like they've been married for what, three years now ?? and they still act the same, if anything they're even more in love !!!!

tchalamet I love you my beautiful wife

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rollercoasteryn BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BOYYY 🗣🗣🎶

ynsheadphones they're so classic (but modern) old hollywood celebs I swear

timmyxyn what ? 😭

modernyn I love how even their comments on each other's posts match LOL

@popcrave just tweeted- BREAKING: a source close to the couple have revealed that Timothée Chalamet and Y/n L/n are expecting a baby that will be due in several months! Sounds like congratulations are in order for the happy couple!!

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y/n Golden Globes ✨️🩷📸

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tsgf brooo she's def pregnant lmaooo

lacyyn why can't any of these comments mind their business I swearrr

ynslipgloss the way timothée was like always right by her the whole night 🥺🫶🫶🫶

timotheepaul BROOO I NOTICED THAT TOO he seemed so protective tonight

lacyyn well he's gotta protect her and their child LMAO

ryanszest the dress... so obvious that she's pregnant now fr

florencepugh so beautiful !!

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lavenderyn timmys hands were always on her waist or holding hers im gonna cry

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tchalamet the sun rises and sets with you

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zestyyn BRO 😭😭😭

spideyyn that's fr the mother of his child

amoebayn the 'heat' reference 🥺😔

lauriesvest what does it mean I'm slow

amoebayn basically that she's like the center of his world, she means everything to him

goodgirlyn CRYING

y/n what did I do to deserve you 🥺

tchalamet just being your perfect beautiful self

glistenyn the way all the recent photos are hiding her front side 💀

polaroidtim tbh the second pic DEF looks like they could be hiding a lil belly 😳

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y/n yall are so nosy istg 🙄 (very happy can't wait to meet our baby girl in two months🩷)

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ynssocks NO FUCKING WAYYYY

legendaryyn BROOOOO OMG A GIRLLL 🥺🥺

tchalamet you are going to be the best mom ever

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rachelzegler CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BLESSINGGG

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tsgf ungrateful ass omg

ynscurtains stay mad !!!

noodleytim this is going to be the cutest baby ever I swear

sabrinacarpenter so excited for you guys!! I'm literally gonna be an aunt 🙄

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timmytimstan she baby trapped him omg

ynsdune huh ??? yall are so weird omg they're literally married

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@y/n just tweeted- my weirdest craving so far has been the hot fritos paired with oreo ice cream... it's yummy i swear 😔

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tchalamet any day now 😳 I wouldn't want to do this with anyone else.

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zendaya yall are gonna be the best parents I swear

y/n 😳😳🤭🩷🩷🩷😘

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y/n our daughter arrived a few days ago early in the morning. she's perfect. thank you to everyone who wished us well!

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zendaya !!!! so happy for you two 😭🫶💕 imma spoil her soooo much

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hallebailey congratulations my girl !! 🥰

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tchalamet my wife is a superhero. thank you y/n for giving us our little girl and making me a dad. I know it wasn't easy, but you did it with such grace and beauty. I love you and our little family. you can squeeze my hand as hard as you need to forever and ever.

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yntimstan "YOU CAN SQUEEZE MY HAND AS HARD AS YOU NEED TO"😭😭😭💕💕💕💕🫶🫶🫶🫶

dunesarrakis WHATS HER NAMEEEE

goldenyn CRYINGGG

tomholland2013 congratulations mates !!

rachelzegler so happy for yall 🫶🫶

y/n when is auntie rachel gonna meet her niece

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[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Sometimes fandom feels like a chore cause what do you mean you're actually arguing over analysis on how a 13 years old handles their emotions like brooooo calm ur tits

[living-mites]

I need you to spit you're shit oh my god thinking about Darry and Pony.

They make me feel so physical shshhs bx he's LITTERALLY his baby. He has to raise Pony now. He legally is Ponyboys guardian. He's always felt real close to him but now its different since he's basically his parent now.

That man post book is so worried just about him.

brooooo

no bc sodapop now plays the role as the older brother.

He obviously was always an older brother- but Darry was the parent. he felt stripped of his role as the goofy punk 17 year old.

and even if he was a 20 some year old living with mama and dad, he was ready to leave it all behind- he was ready to let Sodapop big brother Pony. alone- without having to be the middle child.

Darry was the dad now. he was the dad and the mom and he had to be fun.

Sodapop took on the fun role. the Maternal role. the comfort the ease. He had always been that way anyways.

[eebeewrites]

Stupid ass drabble that went on too long cause I thought it was funny

The text drabbles are always so fun but so stupid. based on a conversation my bf and i had while worldbuilding but also bullshitting. might change this title. might not.

The day had been unusually quiet; Callon was away visiting his family for the weekend, giving Alex much needed time to study for midterms. He loved his partner's company, but he could admittedly be...distracting. Despite being an hour away, Callon still managed to pester him. He looked over at the notification on his computer;

🔵: random question cause you’re smart and know medical things 🔴: sort of but go ahead 🔵: can u get me pregnant 🔵: like is that something I should be concerned about 🔴: I 🔴: I don’t know how to respond to that 🔵: it’s a yes or no question 🔴: no I’m still just processing that you asked me that 🔵: like I was thinking abt it and like I found this 🔵: 1 ATTACHMENT 🔴: babygirl that is fetish art 🔵: oh 🔵: well it was very convincing

🔵: so it’s a no then? 🔴: yes 🔵: wait so I can?? 🔴: no I mean yes as in it’s a no 🔵: damn 🔵: why not 🔴: the fuck you mean ‘why not’ 🔵: why can’t u get me pregnant 🔵: like with magic and stuff 🔵: if u wanted to u would 🙄 🔴: respectfully I don’t want to we are in college 🔵: fair 🔵: but like why can’t magic do that 🔴: magic doesn’t just create things, it manipulates them 🔵: so like manipulate my dick and balls tf???

This would be hard to explain to someone who wasn't a mage.

🔴: why are you so stuck on this 🔵: idk man I fell down a rabbit hole 🔴: don’t you literally hate children 🔵: I mean yeah but like babysitting my cousins lately has been a lot of fun 🔵: they’re really cute and one time Adriel was like “youre one of my favorite grown-up’s” and bROOOOO 🔵: I was tearing up and shit :,) 🔴: that’s really sweet 🔴: but I can’t get you pregnant 🔵: damn that’s fucked up

He went back to studying, and Callon messaged him again an hour later.

🔵: I changed my mind I don’t wanna have kids anymore 🔴: what happened 🔵: Amara said my shirt was ugly 🔵: I’m literally gonna kms 🔴: I think your shirt is very cute 🔴: I like the oversized sweater look on you 🔵: yaaaaay :) 🔴: also its my shirt so you can blame me 🔵: ok 🔵: she said i shouldnt blame other people for my problems 🔴: shes right 🔴: i can't believe you're arguing with a five year old and losing

i love these stupid text drabbles bc i can kinda just turn my brain off and enjoy the characters. i kinda wanna write more of these with tali, as well as adriel's minecraft server adventures. i just think they're really fun, and the next chapter of alex/callon's story specifically (its done im just editing it) is REALLY heavy so like. a treat!

also this started bc my boyfriend asked if my magic system would allow mpreg work biologically. much to his disappointment, it would not :(

[teriwrites]

Below: 'Chapter Six'

My Live Reactions to Reading Through My 2011 Novel, pt. 6

Firstly can we just appreciate how every other chapter has a proper title, but I just couldn't be bothered to come up with one for this

We're starting off with Mr. J's crew! Trinity is the only capable person here

"How in the world do you work this stupid thing?" it's a walkie-talkie, Mr. J, i'm sure you can figure it out

"Loud and clear sir," Trinity answered, rolling her eyes. She had done a lot of rolling her eyes in the last few days.' so real, girly, we gotta get you out of there

First confrontation post-Institute: a stand-off in a hotel hallway

Nick immediately teleporting Lea away, our antagonists really could've accounted better considering they already knew what his powers were

yayyyy.... misogyny.......... and dumb blonde jokes??? Kristen, this woman is currently Wiping The Floor with you

Nick is clearly the MVP of this team, he's literally just picking them off one by one and teleporting them away from the fight lol

'I didn't want to hear the fighting, I just wanted to know what Nick was thinking when he teleported me into the closet. Did he believe I was too weak or too aggressive to fight?' maybe he just wanted to avoid fighting entirely, seeing as the oldest among you is a 16-year-old, and you're facing off against three grown adults

Kristen and Lea hanging out in this supply closet, having totally normal conversations about how they're not gonna die of old age lmao

Okay so how this confrontation worked out: Lea and Kristen are teleported into a supply closet away from the fighting. TWO HOURS LATER, they emerge and head back to the scene to find a hallway with 'blood staining the walls and carpet, and a pile of [ash] on the floor.' coolcoolcool

Kristen finally acknowledging that she needs both Ben and Raevin around, afraid one of them has died

But of course they didn't! That pile of ash on the floor was just the hotel maid!! That's totally cool and chill!!! What a relief!!!!

"I deserve a whole lot worse than trouble, but I was saved from that a long time ago," Raevin sighed.' THE ANGST

Not even remotely described where the villains have actually gone. Presumably they just ran off after Nick teleported everyone away

AHA!! Proof that I've ALWAYS been into 'same height' couples. Forget height differences, I want those bitches looking each other DIRECTLY at eye-level at all times

Reading through 'romantic' scenes is genuinely as difficult as I anticipated lmao

It's not even that bad!! Like not that much worse than the rest of it. But something about it is like... oof, I really wrote that out

"I asked what the matter was," Ben took a bite out of his cookie and swallowed before continuing. "You've been really uptight ever since we escaped." I choked down a laugh and then realized that I had sounded a little uptight.' (Kristen's so distracted even her narration is doing the whole 'repeating after the person you're having a moment with' bit)

ONCE AGAIN i'm using "Hardee har har" as Real. Genuine. Dialogue.

wtf Ben suddenly spawned a random book

4/5 of these teens are Crawling. Across. A. Cafe. Floor. In public. On a random day of the week. To avoid being spotted by officers standing by the window.

It works.

Somehow, simultaneously, the entirety of the police are in on the Institute of Discovery's top-secret business, and will all be on alert to follow after these escaped convicts, yet the state and federal government aren't supposed to know literally anything about it

Brooooo ACAB!Teri was PISSED

'[Their apathy] made me twice as mad at the police as I was at the scientists. I mean, sure, the scientists were okay with it, and actually did it, but they were paid for this and it was their lifestyle. The policemen just didn't care what was going on, and would bring people back to be treated however they wanted.'

Something tells me 13-year-old Teri was confronting real world issues for maybe the first time

Throwing out shade at a real-world location I knew (and still know) absolutely nothing about. Sorry to Decatur, AL! Or not. I truly know nothing about it.

Kids getting into arguments about where to go, just to retrace their steps back Towards the institute is a bold move

Oooo it's Nicole's turn again

Superpowers and evil prison complexes aren't enough! What this story really needs are demonic elements! And who better to provide those than the 'removes her soul from her body' girl?

"You fool!" the voice thundered. "I will never let you escape this place! You will be cursed to live alone for the rest of your life! Forever! Forever!" Nicole half expected the voice to go 'repent! Repent!' but it stopped at 'forever'.' PFFT sass must run in the family

"It's better this way," the voice told her. "Oh, then why am I on fire?" Nicole thought angrily. (the presence of mind this girl has while being tortured to be so blase is impressive LMAO)

I think Teri had two different story ideas and decided to simply combine them into one book bc I have no idea how else to explain this drastic shift in the storyline lol

Demonic-style entity promising power, I'm sure this will go swimmingly for her

If I read the word 'power' one more time, I'm closing the document

This is all honestly kind of funny, considering what I wrote in 2012. More on that later~

omfg Teri I know you were only 13 and didn't know that what you just wrote is a WILD innuendo but holy shit. I don't think that phrase means what you think it means. I don't think that whole section means what you think it means. No I will not be sharing it here lol

Aaaand we end with Nicole's soul leaving the Institute entirely to go in search of this strange demonic source

Ending Thoughts

I'm still a little stuck on how insanely and fully unintentionally suggestive that last like page of Nicole's POV was. Oof.

For Kristen being the acknowledged-by-all leader of the gang, she really isn't making many of these decisions. Something tells me things aren't going to go well in Decatur, what with her warning the group that they're definitely going to be found out. And I'm pretty sure there's another confrontation before the end of the book.

We only have one chapter left though, which is wild. I have a vague idea of the very end, but I honestly think it could totally throw me for a loop. I feel like a lot of what I've 'known' about this story has been at least somewhat off compared to the reality of it.

Which is so much more fun than actually knowing everything!

[ask-the-byakuya-togami]

17 MILLION?!?!?!? BROOOOO HOW DID U EVEN DO THAT?? UR OLDER THAN MY TOILET AND THAT THINGS OLD😨

You're attempts at being annoying have only lessened in success. I'm not irked slightly anymore.

[gaycethecard]

EVEN MORE OUT OF CONTEXT THINGS!

"I'm like a llama, I throw up when I'm scared" -Me

"They died once?" -Me

"Oh, Detroit! That's where the dinosaurs are!" - My friend

"You DARE hit a woman?" "What's a woman?" - Me and my friend

"What's a Spongebob?" "Fuck you" - Me and my friend

"We should have a foursome" - Me

"I'm the foreskin inspector" - Me

*Making spiderverse referance* "Hey" *makes the same ref* "Stop" -Me and my brother

"I love hitting women" - Some random guy in school

"DJ, HIT THAT BEAT!" - My friend

"Make out NOW" - My friend

"He's gay" "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I'M BI?!" "Oh! Bye!!" - My friends

"Yeah, I've actually cried over lies of p before" - Me

"They tased me and I moaned" - My gf

"I LOVE YOU, DADDY!!" "I LOVE YOU TOO, KITTEN!!" - Me and my friend

"Wait, DID WE ARGUE IN ROBLOX??" "YES.." "OMG MAKE OUT WITH ME NOW!" - Me and some random girl I have on Snapchat

"He'll never be as skibidi as me" - Some random guy at the library

"Well, I'm the fat bitch" "Nuh uh" "Yuh huh *insert the loudest burp you'll ever hear*" - Me and my gf

"Yeah, I get it. I don't usually get a crush on a boy either." - My dad

"Wanna know what I say to that? Wompity womp" - My online friend

"BROOOOO" "Wonka wonka" - Me and my online friend

"You sound like you're about to have a mental breakdown." "What?? NO!" - Me and my friend

"MOTHER FUCKER YOU WERE THE ONE WHO JUST STARTED RANDOMLY SINGING" - My friend

"I mean- uh, don't kill anyone!!" (Whispering,) "I'm by a bunch of little kids right now, the parents are laughing at me HELP" - Me

"You all know what booze is, right?" - My English teacher

"Sometimes, I can be a goober" - My social studies/science teacher (it's the same person)

"I wouldn't say it's radical. It's more political." "WHAT?!" - Me and a dean

"WHAT'S UP, SKIBIDI GANG" - My friend

"Do you ever get tired of being so short?" "Do you ever get tired of being a BITCH??" - Me and my friend

"A RESTING WHAT FACE? YOU MEAN A RESTING MEAN FACE?" - A teacher

(chat these are old and some of these are cringe but some of these kinda made me giggle bc I forgot abt these)

[powderflower]

ig ill liveblog (so to speak) watching ep 1 of season 4 of the boys so here's ten minutes in.

FUCK

one of my favorite tropes ever is hallucinating a deceased loved one oh my god i hope thats whats happening.

AHHHHH they dont trust butcher with anythingg

kimiko my beloved

i actually made a sad dog noise when homelander showed up on my screen...i dread him....he's so fucking scary

oh he's fucking pissing??? im surprised he doesn't take his pants off to do it

oh is that a gray hair?? is he getting old?? (thank the lord)

LMAOOOO yeah no shit he'd be scared of a bunch of cockroaches you out of touch son of a bitch.

bet homelander has an insect fetish

MM said "butcher DNI"

that was a weird thing to say bro...you dont know how to talk to kids

"i dont want your support, you're on trial for fucking murder"

COULDVE HAD ANTHRAX IN ITT

god he makes my fucking skin crawl

butcher you cant corner children like that brooooo

butcher: 'omelanda

"THAT GUY WAS A PEDOPHILE"

poor ryan...dont believe what your dad says about anything ever

god fucking damnit...homelander

[halt-kun]

Jujutsu Kaisen Chapter 261 - The decisive battle in the uninhabited, demon-infested Shinjuku (33)

So is Gojo back or not, that's going to be interesting or an insane troll from Gege

OooOOOO Yuji is really going after his life right here and there

because of his big brooooo

HE'S THERE

SOOOOO PRETTY

OH MY GOD, I won't be able to think straight this chapter it seems

It's NOT HIM NOOOOOOOOO

YUTA WTF

WTF

I am so confused

my feelings are, my head is not

Okay so the 6 eyes aren't a cursed techniques but some kind of body trait inherited among the Gojo clan

Maki is bringing up some interesting point, what will happen to Yuta ? He will die right ? And then one of the last player will die but that way he can use 6 eyes

Yep it's fucked up

Thanks Maki and Toge

you care about Yuta and he does too but he also want to protect people and there might only be one way to do that

and that's also why you're probably able to do it, you need to be aware that you can stop and it's not a good deed to do. It'll end after Sukuna's fight

Gojo had to do fucked up shit indeed, but killing his ex is not on the same level.

And he had to do level-headed decisions too fighting curses or people like he did in Shibuya

well

I don't know

Shoko is actually smoking weed and so high she didn't register anything

OH FINALLY SOME NEW INFO

I'd like to know more about the Gojancestor

or maybe two ancestors/twins that were rivals or enemies ?

Oh so a main line/second line kind of clan thingy ?

Panda, you didn't do much lately

What gory thingy ? The old fucks that got killed by Kenjaku ?

BABY

stop hurting yourself over this, it's perfectly normal to not kill your friend lover without remorse when he only did one fucked up thing

WTF

Is that Higuruma ???

Oh of course it's Yuta, well fuck, he really didn't have a choice there

I'm sad

Please Yuta, FUCK HIM UP

was he the last player alive ? No there is still Hakari, Megumi and Yuji

I don't remember the conditions for the big japan curse to be born

Well I'm really sad Gojo didn't come back and Yuta is probably doomed too.

[prettyboypistol]

Mercs realizing they have a crush on the "new guy" (TF2 x Male!Reader)(non-merc reader)

Scout

No way in hell he has a crush on the new guy. Jeremy just thinks you're cool! Yeah!

He invites you to video game sessions and movie nights, really just anything that could be used as an excuse to be close to you.

"What's so gay about wanting to do paintball with the boys?"

"And then going to dinner, y'know, as bros."

"Then falling asleep in each others arms. The socks are ON ITS NOT GAY"

Jeremy, after what feels like forever, accepts that no, wanting to kiss the new guy isn't completely straight

He'd totally flirt with jokes, you know the ones like "ayo what if we fucked? jkjk... unless? NAH BROOOOO JKJK"

That man's ego would shoot up like a rocket when you confess to him. He'd be so scared and embarrassed as he freezes in place.

"Scout? You're redder than your shirt" "SHUT UP"

Your relationship dynamic doesn't really change. You and Scout built up such a good friendship that you both decided that "Why change what works?" Yeah, you're boyfriends and he loves when you call him that, but the base bromance never really faded. Saturdays are for the boys, so c'mon babe they're waiting on us.

Spy

oh fuck

OH FUCK

Spy isn't worried about liking another man, he's worried about LIKING another man.

He's romanced men before, but never for anything meaningful, yk?

But he can't just take his eyes off of you. The way you pour coffee. The way you reach up onto the top shelf and how your shirt rides up a little bit. He wants you and he wants you bad.

He's nicer to you on a base level compared to the other employees. He'll specifically ask you to go and get him things (coffee, the pack of cigarettes he left in the other room, etc.)

After weeks of agony, he realizes.

I'll just fuck him and get it out of my system

Spy turns on the charm to 11.

teasing.

flirting.

innuendos.

Yeah, he gets flack from the other mercs, but that doesn't matter to him.

If you confess before spy is able to fuck you, he'll panic. He'll cut himself off and scolding himself for getting too attached. No contact for a week. Hell, you don't even see him. Eventually, he confronts you face-to-face and apologizes for ghosting you.

If you confess after the fucking, he can't help but try and brush you off. But you know better. Even that mask can't hide how badly he wants to date you.

Spy lavishes you in gifts and treats you like the most precious thing in the universe. As soon as he accepts the fact that romance is there to stay, you suddenly start receiving bouquets of roses every week. He'd insist you learn French from him- mainly so you know what sweet nothings he murmurs in your ear. He's a tough nut to crack, but maybe the reward is worth it.

Engie

He assumed everyone thought you were cute tbh

like?? wym you don't find him cute???

He starts showing off his wares to you- like a hyperfixation.

Dell melts when he finally looks up at you, listening intently.

He eventually offers to let you visit his workshop to watch him work and just spend the evening with a beer and a buddy.

Dad Friend Energy is how he flirts

"So, you got anyone you like?"/"Got anyone special waiting for you at home?"/"So, man-to-man, what type of woman you like?"

If you mention that you like men(be it partially or gay), he won't comment on it.

As it goes on, you spend more time in Dell's workshop than on the clock.

If you get scolded by supervisors, Dell assures your bosses that you're helping him with weapons and testing of equipment.

Man will NOT confess. He will literally take it to his grave. He will spend years by your side as a best friend.

Oh the way he'd pick you up and spin you around if you ask him out. He's laughing and ecstatic. He feels like a 15 year old with a schoolboy crush all over again.

Dell would love spending time with you, no matter what. He loves when you call him "My love" or "My boyfriend". He's a sweetheart who legally cannot stop loving on you. He cooks you hot meals every night and pampers you on tough days. He's a really sweet guy with an even sweeter voice.

Soldier

The way you laughed and sweetly saluted him with a "yes sir!" as you went to get him a coffee made his heart S K I P

He'll find any way to get you to do that again.

"ANOTHER COFFEE, PRIVATE!" "Yes sir!"

You think it's a game/nickname between you two, and Jane can't help the way his head spins when you smile at him.

He starts 'rewarding' your services with breaks(AKA sitting down and enjoying coffee with him)

He's crazy, but you find it endearing.

Jane realizes that he's fraternizing with a lower rank and starts to get shyer.

"Sir? Are you alright?" "Fine, private. Dismissed"

You ask what's bothering him, and he's upfront. He's favoring you over his subordinates. You catch on to what he means.

You ask him out, not as private, but as a man. He praises your upfront pride and accepts. It's certainly a weird dynamic full of inexperience and America, but you wouldn't trade it for the world.

Sniper

Mundy would avoid your hot ass like the plague

unfortunately, you seem to be fucking everywhere, so Sniper has to put on his big boy pants and acknowledge your existence.

He already knew he was bi but like

c'mon dude

Sniper wants to hit on you so fucking bad

He starts questioning his abilities as a charismatic assassin. Where did it all go??? Is he losing his touch???

Sniper's nest is one day cleaned of all dirty coffee cups and trash. Sniper swoons.

You know how cats put dead things on your pillow as gifts? Hope you like random shit in your locker.

Spy is constantly teasing Sniper about his "little man crush" and telling you.

You find it endearing, if not surprising. You thought Sniper hated you!

Sniper takes the opportunity to sheepishly confess.

Mundy has some piss-poor attachment issues, but the assurance to the Australian cuddle bug is nice for both of you. If he doesn't initiate the affection, Mundy turns bright red and huffs. He's a good man, if not a little weird. A lot of your dates are hopped up on the roof of his camper looking at the stars.

Medic

Oh would you look at that Medic suddenly needs an assistant.

Really??? The medical assistant uniforms are slightly too tight??? He sure didn't notice.

He does notice.

Ludwig notices every time you turn around and reach to get things.

Medic is weirdly possessive over you

"Doctor, it's my job to do basic hospitality-" "Nein, I need you to clean my equipment while we're out."

As soon as you meet Archimedes, you don't mind staying in there.

You two become fast friends as you clean up blood from the operating table, talking shit and gossiping about co-workers. When Medic sees you petting his dove, he realizes he's in love.

German. Pet. Names. So so many. You don't hear him say your name anymore.

"Mr. Medic, your coat is soaked in blood. May I wash it for you?"

After that, Ludwig turns on the flirty doctor mode.

Those casual shoulder touches turn to moving you by your waist.

"Liebling, you've got blood on your face." "Oh! Thank for telling me, I'll get it" "No no, I've got it."

Ludwig would get all close and personal as he personally wipes the blood away.

Medic would be the one to confess first, but beg for it to be a secret relationship at first. He would eventually become more lax, but it's just for his comfort, y'know? He loves feeling you up in his medical room. Shut up Scout, you didn't see Medic smack his boyfriend's ass while operating on you. The bloodstain on his ass means nothing. He's a sucker for slowdancing with you.

Demoman

"Oh yeah, I ask all the new hires for drinks!"

ok he does, but that doesn't matter.

He tries to impress you and make you laugh with all of his stories and drunken misadventures. He'll invite you over to sleep the drunk off.

Best hangover cure of your damn life as soon as you wake up.

He totally calls you lad/laddie

Bonus points if you get flustered by it, then he'll do it in your ear "as a joke"

You know he's into you before he does. He told you when he was shitfaced multiple times.

Tavish is straight in the same way spaghetti is. Totally upright until you get it wet, be it in water or booze.

You like stories about Scotland??? You do now.

Tavish would force himself to ask you out to drinks romantically while sober. You decline and one-up him to dinner. He one-ups you to a movie and dinner. This continues for a while.

Tavish would try his best to be a good boyfriend. He really would. He's new to relationships in general, so you and him have a lot of work to do! Like a puppy, it is beautiful and adorable, but there will need to be some rules in place.

Pyro

You two are automatic besties now, whether you like it or not.

They're such a care bear about you. They grab things off high shelves for you, share meals, and even give you drawings!

tiny girl with big german shepherd energy

You two snuggle and watch TV together and basically become a couple without realizing.

Pyro thinks you're so cool and how great it is that you know how to cook for everyone.

They tried to cook for you, but in the end asked Engie for help.

You speak fluent Pyro and they speak fluent You, down to the very last eyetwitch.

They can and will NEVER forget your birthday, surprising you with a whole party just for you :>

Overall, you and Pyro are like a wholesome version of the Scout/Reader. Pillow forts, cooking/baking, movie nights, lovey-dovey all around! It's weirdly cute to everyone who sees you two together.

Heavy

FUCK

He thinks you're hot, but he knows he can't just say that!

He's really fuckin nervous but doesn't express it

To you he's the scary big Russian man that stares at you.

Little did you know that the reason he throws away his own napkins at dinner is because they're scribbled with flowery Russian poetry.

When he finally musters up the courage to send you a letter, he sends it to you as an anonymous writer.

Heavy loved watching you try and sus out who might have sent you the letter.

Eventually, you two lock eyes.

Heavy nods before looking away.

Ah. It all clicks then.

As you two spend time together, he introduces you to his favorite Russian literature and poetry. He loves explaining every detail he can to you. Especially when you lean against him as he went into detail.

Heavy and you can't help but be smitten for each other and be absolutely adorable together behind closed doors. In public, you two share looks from across the room and smile knowingly. Your little secret.

[bones-shifts]

Hi! This is my main blog! Shifting blog @amarathine-love

Do you have any stories from your Avengers Dr?

I'll make sure to follow it :)

hmmm too many, it's my first and oldest dr mhmhm

also !! tw for a ton of swearing !!

So this one is when I first got there, I find those to be the most uhhh relatable? There are many emotions and feelings when you first shift to your dr and I find those fun to tell :))

So this was my second day there? shifting there the second time was a little bit hard because i was just sooo excited, It took a little over a week I think and I finally did it.

I shifted back to my room in the tower and I was sooooo nervous, I mean now when I shift there they're like a second family so I'm not nervous when meeting them. But imagine you've been watching the avengers you're entire life and then you suddenly see them face to face ??!?1 I was terrified but happy!!

(This was when Tony Stark was my dad, i have issues iK)

I wake up to the sound of arguing, tbh i wasn't that surprised but I was curious so I went to see what was happening and of course I saw Tony and Steve fighting over... idek what

it could be steve breathing the wrong way and tony getting offended idk

They see me walking in and they stop to greet me, brooooo i remember I fucking froze because they were REAL it was so weird because I could hear them and smell tony's nauseating cologne (I swear he drowns himself in it but he says Pepper loves it, she doesn't.)

So I shuffle over to where Nat and Clint is talking, Nat is so nice <33 she's talking to me as their arguing in the background. I am so stiff, only replying with nods and slight "mhms" because IT'S FUCKING NATASHA ROMANOFF

"Are you ok?" She asks.

"...yes..."

Then the rest of the day goes on as normal, I don't get normal anytime soon, honestly i'm acting worse because idk what to do with myself

Bucky and Loki aren't here YET, they come in a few... months later sjdkfns

here's pt 1 of my first time shifting to my avengers dr!

This is my old dr btw!! I made a new one where tony is NOT my dad, and that one is the one I shift to the most and is now my current new dr! (Writing this post honestly makes me want to shift to that dr but then I reread that script and- NVM)

[Ty for sending this ask :)]

[justagenderfluidstuff]

I posted 5,793 times in 2022

That's 1,350 more posts than 2021!

87 posts created (2%)

5,706 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@chadillacboseman

@guerrillatech

@satan-incarnate-666

@thebestdecoder

I tagged 151 of my posts in 2022

#shut up maxim - 63 posts

#ask game - 31 posts

#oc timur - 14 posts

#crow! - 7 posts

#smokey😻 - 7 posts

#bee 🐝 - 6 posts

#<< previous tag - 6 posts

#nice anon - 5 posts

#decoder! - 5 posts

#anon ask - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 78 characters

#i knew this was gonna happen when that dude found the unmasked ghost game file

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

HIM AND HIS SLUTTY. LITTLE. OUTFITS.

God, he's such a slut and don't get me started on his outfit

7 notes - Posted February 17, 2022

#4

Timur and Kravchenko Werewolf AU

A broken window, blood all over the floor and bloodied footprints leading to the kitchen, that's what Kravchenko saw as he carefully followed them, gun in hand, ready to shoot down whoever dared to break into his home.

"stop right there!"- he yelled, pointing his gun at the furry humanoid figure that towered over him, coated in blood. "I swear to God- What did you do this time, Timur?!"

He placed his gun at the counter, watching as the creature lowered itself to look him in the eyes, giving him an apologetic look.

Kravchenko let out a sigh - "The puppy eyes won't work this time, you're cleaning this once you shift back"

Ok I'm not doing only three sentences- I hope you don't mind E, I got carried away

8 notes - Posted June 22, 2022

#3

I mean, your current favorite character XD

Oh- I'm getting old sorry

Definitely @hauerr77-and-a-dream 's OC Zasha

I love them so much, their story is so interesting and I def wanna see more about it (but I'm kinda lazy rip)

And if that doesn't count, probably Perseus or Stitch

9 notes - Posted May 1, 2022

#2

Me waiting for discord to let me log in so I can talk with the loves of my life

11 notes - Posted January 26, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Zasha & Timur - coffee shop AU

"For the love of God! Just give them your number already" - Kapano practically begged - "you two are flirting for MONTHS, stop being a pussy!". Timur sigh, he's been at it all day long. First of all they were not flirting, they were just friends, Timur admired how hard Zasha worked to raise their niece on their own. As he opens his mouth to give his friend a snarky response the door bell echoes through the empty coffee shop.

"Welcome to Perseus, make yourself at home" - he turned around to see who it was ans sure enough, it was them - "Hello Timur! I'll have the usual, please" - they said, sitting down and resting their head on the counter, they looked exhausted. Their hair was messy and they had deep, dark circles around their eyes, Timur felt bad for them so he decided to do something nice.

He placed the coffee on the counter besides them, along with a croissant and a cupcake- "this one is on the house and no, I won't hear it. The cupcakes is for the little one" - Zasha tried to protest but Timur just wouldn't budge, he started getting ready to close as Zasha finished their coffee.

".....So, would you like to uh- hang out sometime?"

He smiled - "I would love too"

Brooooo, I re-wrote that five times but I'm happy with the outcome

12 notes - Posted June 22, 2022

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[teriwrites]

Below (Rewrite): Part 3

My Live Reactions to Reading Through My 2012 Novel

'Raevin stormed over to her room. She was tired of being around Martha all the time. The woman was getting too old, and she was becoming ridiculous!' friendly reminder that this woman is 29

'The thought of Mary was like the thought of a homework assignment that wasn't done yet, but due the next day.' Raevin you don't go to school

This group really plans on taking an entire underground compound with like 4 people

Quick reminder that Raevin ~ isn't like other girls ~

'There were always some leftover boxes from something by the garbage center by the hill, so they could always find a box and go box sledding.' awww this is actually a reference to something I'd do a lot with my siblings/neighbors as a kid

COMPARING A 29-YEAR-OLD WOMAN TO A GRANDMOTHER

'His brow was furrowed, and if looks could have killed, Raevin would have had her insides spilled onto the table and stabbed several times until they all bled out.' this is so needlessly violent, i love it

Okay apparently Trinity's very first move on escaping the Institute is to go find an evil mutant overlord and align herself with him. A little questioning your judgment here, girly

Fifteen-year-old girl gets into cold shoulder fight with nine-year-old

'We didn't want to keep saying that we were trying to escape, so Max, Ben, and I had started just calling it 'the Plan'.' very discreet, Kristen, I'm sure nobody can crack that code

Ben pointing out the very basic observation that they can't exactly live normal lives as teenagers on the run from an institution, and Kristen does Not want to hear it

Kristen really does love getting into physical altercations with people, huh? Though I can't totally blame her this time, Shawna Did start it

'I figured that I'd have to fight her soon.' oh, you're right, i'm sorry, i suppose that Bitch Slap followed up with a Sucker Punch To The Jaw was just a little rough housing

Bro I need these kids to break out of the Institution FAST, because at least this love triangle should get a little less absolutely intolerable

I should keep a running log of the variety of insults I used in my old writing. This entry would include 'twit'

Also involved in this scene is a very genuine use of 'take a chill pill'

Holy shit Shawna's altercation with the guards is actually written out in this draft

Rather than creating a clone version of Lea, she charmed her to essentially worship her

Turns out Shawna was a mutant, after all

And now she's dead. RIP.

'Now I would have done anything but sell my soul to the devil to bring her back to life again.' thank God you clarified that

'Lea rolled her eyes when Ben suggested that we wait out in an orphanage until Max turned eighteen, and then he could just adopt us.' (hate to break it to you, Ben, but orphanages closed in the U.S. in like the 60s)

Also what a plan, generally

Apparently Max had a little sister who was stolen from the family, a genuine little moment of true camaraderie as each of them (including Ben!) comfort him

Nick immediately pops up from nowhere asking to join them in breaking out

'Then I turned to Lea, "Hey, can you get a schedule of all the guards for us?" I had completely forgotten about it until just now. Lea looked at me, expressionless. "I've had a copy of all the guard schedules, and kept it updated since we got here." Okay, this nine year old was starting to scare me.' (HA you and me both, Lea's wild)

Apparently having the power to enter/manipulate dreams/perception is uniquely strong, and will involve Lea developing A Lot more superpowers than the average mutant. Because naturally.

Brooooo why does everyone have to be misogynistic towards Trinity?? First draft, it was Kristen, and now it's Raevin... like, just let the woman be feminine, it's not an attack against you

'It would have been enough [if] she was cocky and stupid, but she was cocky and super smart.' at least there's that going for her

14-year-old SHOCKED that 20-year-old might be better than her at something

'So now Raevin was standing in the hallway, bathroom slung over one arm,' i hate it when i have to sling the bathroom over one arm

"You have to call me 'Ms. Trinity', and you can't rush perfection, Raevin." i love this woman actually

'He was probably thirty, so he had the ability to still be athletic.' RIP to all over-30 athletes/gym rats out there

I'm taking every instance of Trinity referring to Raevin as a 'little girl' and absolutely playing innocent and sweet as mocking tf out of this angsty little brat. They're both intolerable. I love them so dearly

"Kids these days." Trinity, you're 20 years old

'How dare Mr. J allow Trinity to be on the council? She was a monster who knew nothing except that she was a 'victim' of society!' she was quite literally imprisoned and forced to do menial labor and tortured for having been born with a mutation, so, yes, i'd say she's earned the whole 'victim of society' thing

Anyways, confirmation that they're prepping to head over to the Institute of Discovery and try to break some folks out

Ending Thoughts:

I think this is the first time during this project that I actually have been feeling a little bit 'ugh' about reading back through things. Maybe it's because I've read the previous draft of Below literally days ago. Maybe it's just not quite unhinged enough to justify some of the BS I was spouting about desperately making my characters 'not like other girls'. Maybe I'm just not the target audience for this YA novel like I would've been when I was writing it. I could also just be tired from work lol who knows But regardless, I've officially hit halfway through this draft! Even though I only wrote something like 35K during the month of November, I went on to stop at over 60K, and I'm reading all of these drafts to the end (or as far as I ever got with them) Regardless of my own struggles to continually read lines where I was trying to escape feminine stereotypes by diminishing said stereotype, I am curious to see how this story continues, and what sorts of changes will keep diverging from that first draft.

[neromardorm]

@twst-the-royals: HI BROOOOO OK OK SO

We know me is big shippy person so perhaps mayhaps what they look for in a s/o for the main 4? Any deal breakers? 😳

Gotcha gotcha!

Johnny

He likes people who are reliable and just comfortable to be around. You dont have to constantly be an exciting person, sometimes all he's looking for is someone to hug and nap with.

His taste is sweet and simple, however its not easy to win him over immediately considering his history of emotional trauma.

A deal breaker would definitely be anything along the lines of being someone who is interested in money, or old school seeking to be a suitor. (He's a noble. He already has to deal with that shit.)

Hector

Someone with a nice a—

Kdkgkd he actually really enjoys interesting conversation. He wants someone who talks passionately.

Deal breaker would probably be someone who is boring or persnickity. Life isn't life without some risk.

Arsen

He likes someone who makes him stronger and encourages him to become such.

He's not an easy person to date...considering the fact he's dead. Not to mention, Arsen also just seems disinterested(?) in romance.

Deal breaker is probably if you're mortal fjekkgg. Like i said, he's dead. He'd outlive most people who'd even remotely get close.

Terry

Wholesome kid just wants someone to adventure and raise hell with him!

You gotta love hugs and smooches...just pure cope.

Deal breaker is being a bully. Nothing good comes from being a bully for fun... :(

[emometalhead]

Yes I would love to talk more about Steven

Hi!! I promise I didn't mean to ignore this. I was away at the festival, then yesterday I was too tired to give this ask the time it deserves.

I am always down to talk about Steven. If you ever have anything specific, feel free to send an ask or a personal message!!

Idk what specifically you want to talk about rn, so I'm just going to rant about him for a minute lol! (Including under the cut, because this got long lol)

I was literally just sobbing over him like 10 minutes ago while listening to a TS song 😂😭. Like so the song I was listening to is "tolerate it", and I started thinking about Steven's relationship with Axl. So, specifically I started thinking about that quote from Slash when he says he didn't think Axl liked Steven. That always gets to me, because with everything Slash says after it's like Steven's existence and how he was as a person then pissed off Axl. Trust me, I love Axl, and I'm also pretty particular with the types of people I surround myself with, but certain things I've read feel harsh. Anyway, that got me thinking about Steven's first overdose. Axl was the only one that stayed with him until he woke up. So like imagine being Steven, and possibly thinking this dude doesn't even like you, but then he's sitting with you, expressing that he's glad you're okay after such a traumatic event. That must be such a relieving moment. Like literally even Slash, Steven's friend since they were kids, didn't stay with him. That hurts me so much. Then though, it's so tragic to me to remember that not too many years after that incident Steven and Axl fully stopped communicating for years. Obviously I can't pretend to totally know anything about their feelings, but I'm sure they both harbored a bit of resentment towards the other for a long time. Then, like yeaaaars later, when Steven showed up to a GN'R concert, Axl had him kicked out!! Like bro that's so rude!! The quote about that is like Steven's presence made Axl uncomfortable or something like that. I'm paraphrasing, because I don't have it memorized, but it's screenshotted somewhere. So like again, imagine being Steven there. It's been years. You've stopped being upset about events from 20 years prior. You want to support your old friend and watch a concert. Then you get kicked out for existing. It literally made Steven cry!!! (In turn, reading that made me cry lol.) Anyway, they hung out later that night, so that makes me happy, but like brooooo. Clearly I have lots of feelings regarding Steven in general, but so many in particular regard him and Axl. I didn't mean for this to become a whole essay, but I don't usually get prompted to talk about Steven. Probably because this happens 😂😂.

Anyway, rant over 😂. I could go on, but this is probably more than you bargained for. Long story short, if you ever want to read a rant about Steven, I'm your girl. If you have specific questions or comments, I'm happy to respond to those. I promise I'm capable of doing that in a more concise manner lol!! I consider myself pretty knowledgeable about Steven, and really do love talking about him.

Have a lovely day, and thank you so much for the ask!! 🖤🖤