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seleneprince · 8 months ago

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"I wonder what kind of sleepovers they have in Slytherin. Bet they spend the night worshipping the Dark Lord and preaching the importance of blood purity"

"Yeah, they probably just have silly tea parties and talk shit about the rest of us, those pompous snakes"

Meanwhile, the Slytherin dorms on a normal day:

(Spoiler: Pandora and Snape are the ones to suggest it everytime, and the rest of girls follow out of curiosity)

#i saw this and i just thought it #they're gremlins most of them #“girls will be girls”#“what's more feminine that summoning dark creatures together after a skin care routine?”#the girls are dissapointed because they think the rituals fail everytime but they don't relent #meanwhile they boys are already used to this shit and have come up with strategies to deal with the creatures #they even capture some of them to practicse spells on them or simply out of boredom #they turn them into exotic pets that no one outside slytherin are aware of #they're too busy with their inner drama to care about the houses' opinions #slytherinpride #slytherin #hogwarts #wizarding world #hogwarts headcanons #house slytherin headcanons #snape gang #snape's gang #hogwarts 70's era #the marauders era #marauders era headcanons #70's slythering gang #pro snape #harry potter #harry potter headcanons #snapedom

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