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grissomesque · 3 months ago

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everyone talks about cryptids and demons and lost souls in the deep dark pacific northwest woods, but i'm here to tell you: it's the ants that are the real fucking horror story out here.

#pacific northwest #i have just vacuumed 17 hundred billion ant corpses from my office carpet #i had a whole horse head in the bed moment kneeling on my floor and realizing what i was beholding #where do they come from #why do they come here to die #they come into MY HOUSE colonize MY PLANTS and then my plants just fucking HEMORRHAGE THEIR CORPSES #“the tropical plants smell like sugar” EVOLVE BIGGER ANT BRAINS IDIOTS #the true #forestcore #is an antpocalypse #ants

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