#“that fucking bird that I hate” but it’s hit the target and the parrot

[targetslovelyworld]

Headcanon: Veeva Dash was the one who came up with the parrot plan. Hit The Target, on the other hand, despised the idea since its conception.

Since parrots mimic sounds, and this parrot was spying on Stampy all the time, it probably started mimicking Stampy’s laugh. A laugh which Target is notably Not Very Fond Of. (In Saving The World, he describes it as sounding like “a fox with hiccups”)

He’d just be chilling and then he’d hear that laugh and think God Fucking Damn It I Hate This Annoying Ass Bird He probably didn’t even like the idea of Veeva getting any animal she could pack bond with. You know. Because like. His dog was stabbed to death BY STAMPY in front of his eyes. Target def sees Stampy as far more cruel to animals than he actually is (at least in modern day), and in his mind, a plan that uses an animal in such close proximity to Stampy would lead to one more dead animal.

No clue where Veeva hid that parrot because she sure as fuck wasn’t keeping it in that castle if Target had anything to say about it.