#“she looks 12” BRO HOW DO U THINK WOMEN ON THEIR TWENTIES LOOK LIKE?!

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w maddie I realized three things

one, the world isn't ready for us loser lesbians U JUST AINT READY LIARS

two, the world isn't ready for casual hookups #heartbreaking

three, the world isn't ready for us baby faced girls, U JUST AINT READY EITHER

she's being used by caitlyn leave her alone!

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Happy Birthday Sammy!

Summary: Dean surprises Sam for his birthday.

Sam X Reader Fluff 1.8K word count

Sam looks at his phone, it is Dean, Sam answers because he should have something for this case.  “Hey baby brother, Happy Birthday!” Dean exclaimed. “Thanks Dean!” Sam replied “So Sammy, I got you a little something.” Dean said trying to be cool. Sam just sighed and scratched the back of his head. “What dida get me?” “Oh you’ll see… it’ll be there within the hour.” “Dean, I swear if you got me a hooker…”

“Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, little bro, I would never do that. I know you like to get your women on your own.” Dean said defensively. “It just better not be a hooker, Dean, It just better not be hooker!” Sam repeated “Just have a little fun on your birthday. Bye.” Dean calmly said and hung up the phone.

Twenty minutes later there was a knock on the motel door.  ‘Shit!’ Sam thought. Dean really did get me a fucking hooker. Ok be nice, she is just doing her job.  Tell her that you just aren’t interested.  Yeah, Yeah that is I what I’ll do, Sam thinks to himself.  There is another knock. “Coming!” Sam yelled to the person on the other side of the door.  Sam opens the door thinking that there is going to be a scantily clad sexy woman. “Oh Shit!” Sam yells and slams the door on the poor girl’s face.  What the fuck did Dean do?  The woman had a purple clown wig, full white clown makeup with a red nose, and fucking big shoes. What the fuck did he do?  Sam fell to the floor and pleaded with the girl through the door.  “Please just go away! I really hate clowns!” He slid away from the door and tried to looked at her through the small side window by the door. “Sam, your partner told me you would be scared of me.” She confessed.  “My real name is (Y/N). I have brown hair and I am really kinda cute under all this makeup and fluff.” She said as she waved her hands over her face and then at the clown costume she had on.   “Your name is (Y/N).” Sam stammered.  He opened the door and she walked into the motel.  “(Y/N), I know you are only doing what Dean paid you to do.  I just can’t believe that he got me a fucking clown hooker!” Raising his voice in disbelief. “Hey, wait a minute now!” she commanded. “I am not a hooker!” “Your not?” he snapped as he ran his fingers through his hair. (Y/N) sat on the edge of the bed.  “No, no! Your partner saw me at the hospital.  He mentioned it was your birthday today and you were scared of clowns but that someone nice like me,” She pointed to herself, “might help you get over your fear.” She calmly and rationally said. “He said that?” Sam was still in disbelief. “It is kind of a reverse aversion therapy.  You know associating a good experience with something that you are frightened by.” She explained. “Why would he think I would want this for my birthday?” He asked out loud, now pacing around the front of the hotel room, he was not expecting an answer.   “He said something about having this fear since you were a kid.  Also he said you were one of the bravest men he knew but this fear was irrational.” She reported. “Well, did he tell you that he is afraid of flying?” Sam ranted on. “No, he did not. One would assume that he will have to deal that fear himself.” Sam huffed loudly, he wasn’t mad at her; if anything she was the nicest clown he had ever met.  He was furious at Dean.  “I think I might kill him with my 9MM.” Sam proclaimed.  “You seem really nice, but why are helping him?” “Well… I am a child psychiatrist.  I dress up a few times a month, walk around the hospital, give out balloons and try to bring smiles to people’s faces.” She offered. “So… what I’m an experiment?” Sam huffed. “Do you want to be?” She inquired.  She was in full on shrink mode he thought. “Not really, but Dean is right.  This fear is completely stupid.  I just really hate clowns.”  Sam finally sat down in a chair by (Y/N). “The fear of clowns or Coulrophobia, is one the top 100 fears.” Her voice was soothing. “It isn’t a stupid fear, if it is your fear. “  She reached for Sam’s hand, he flinched and pulled back. “What can I do to make you more comfortable?”  Sam pointed to his head. “My wig?”  Sam nodded. (Y/N) took off the wig and the cap that was keeping her hair tucked in.  “Is that better?”  She asked as her long brown hair cascaded down.  Sam nodded again.  “Ok so you are not really a patient, so I have to inform you that normal rules will not apply today. So no doctor patient confidentiality, are you ok with that?”  Sam agreed with the terms.  “Why don’t you tell me when you first knew that you were afraid of clowns?” “Well… um… I used to get dropped off at these kid zones when I kid.  My dad and brother would leave me there for hours on my own.  The clowns there knew me and knew I terrified of them and they would just chase me around.  They never touched me but I don’t like them because I can’t see their true self.  If I were to see you on the street, wouldn’t know it was you. “ “Ok, that is good, Sam.”  She interjected. “So how are you feeling now?”   He admitted.  “Still a little freaked out.” His knee was shaking and he was sweating a little around his temple. “I have a thought.  I don’t have 12 months to work with you through this fear like I do with my normal patients.  Lets’ do something a little different,” she handed Sam her keys, “go out the silver sedan, in the back seat there are two bags, grab them and bring them in.”  She instructed. Sam followed her instructions.  “Alright now! Follow me to the bathroom.”  Sam watched as she took off her clown makeup.   “You are cute!” he teased, becoming more comfortable, as he looked up at her while he sat on the closed lid of the toilet.  (Y/N) just smiled and continued to transform from clown to a beautiful young woman.  He was mesmerized; she removed her bright pink and purple polka dotted dress revealing her white petty coat underneath.    She asked Sam with assistance to help unbutton the petty coat. He looked away as she dropped it to the floor.   “How do you feel now? Now I am just a girl.” She asked, showing off her body proving that she was a girl and not a clown.  She stood there in front of Sam with no makeup on and in just a white cotton bra with matching panties.  Sam couldn’t tell with all the clown clothes on but her arms and legs were thin.  She had nice curves around her hip area, you could classifier as fit but not overly muscular.   “I feel a little uncomfortable because you are wearing almost nothing but do I feel a lot better.”  He answered.  She smiled at Sam and then pulled some clothes from one of the bags and quickly put a white t-shirt and pair of jeans on. “Now your turn!” she informed Sam with a giggle. He sighed a few times, and started to rub his hands.  She could tell he was getting nervous all over again.  Finally he said “Ok, ok, I am ready.” As he chuckled. She grabbed a bag with clown makeup and moved back to the main room of the motel room.  She sat him in a chair in front of a mirror.  She informed him to not close his eyes.  The whole point was to watch as she transformed him into a clown.  She started to draw white upside-down U around his eyes, then continued to fill in the rest of his face with white makeup.  She worked as though he was a kid getting face painted for the first time.  She asked him what color he wanted on his eyes to be.  He pointed to the blue.  She filled in his eye and lip color and out lined them with black, so they stood out.  She told him she wanted him to be a happy clown not a sad clown as she made a smiley face and pouty face to him.  Sam thought he looked crazy but loved that (Y/N) was really taking her time with him.   “We have to take a photo and send it to Dean.” He pointed out. “Oh Sammy, we are not done yet.” She grabbed the purple wig she was wearing earlier and plopped it on Sam’s head.  After tucking in a few strands of hair she exclaimed, “Perfect! Now you are ready for your close up.”  The two chuckled.   Sam made a faces for the camera.   “Now both of us!” He was really getting into dress up.  He took your waist and pulled you onto his lap as the two of you laughed. You and Sam took a couple of selfies.  Sam sent a few off to Dean real quick.  The both of you looked really happy.  You were about to move off of his lap when he kissed you with his lips still covered in red makeup.  It was a chaste kiss, you could tell he was testing the waters but still pleasant.  “Please, tell that there isn’t a Mr. Clown?” he asked. Your lips were now covered in his red makeup and his lips were all smudged.  You smiled, and answered, “There is no Mr. Clown.”  You glanced in the mirror at how ridiculous you both looked and just laughed.  “For someone who couldn’t wait to get rid of me, you are sure holding on tight.” You teased him. “Well earlier, I didn’t know how great some clowns could be.” He playfully responded. He picked you up with his strong arms, and you flailed your feet in the air. The both of you giggled, as he threw you onto the bed and began to kiss you softly.   You tried to run your fingers through his hair forgetting about the wig.  You looked up at him and said, “This isn’t going to work for me, Sam.” “What do you mean?” he asked. “I -I don’t really have clown kink. The makeup tastes like wax and the hair is really distracting.” You declared.   He looked surprised that you said that.  “You thought I would be into this, didn’t you?” “Well, maybe.” He mumbled as he moved off top of you. You suggested, “Why don’t we get cleaned up, find your partner and go get drunk?” Sam looked a little pitiful when you suggested that they stop.  Assuring him you said, “Don’t worry big boy, I’ll make sure you get a good birthday present.”

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And here it is, the entirely-unwanted followup to my last OPM manga review, this time with Volume 11! - AH YES THE AMAZING POOL PARTY PIC CHARACTERS PAGE - I could write an entire novel on that alone so I’ll just leave it at that. - For the low, low price of free, you can also see my reaction to the only part of it that matters here. - Also Charanko is cute and also Garou has obviously never seen a popsicle before in his life. - Metal Bat, calmly standing in front of the Big Fucking Monster(TM), wondering what to do about it. - This boy has guts and also issues. - Holy shit he’s so goddamn strong?? - Giant Fucking Centipede casually tosses him into a building. He casually gets up and ponders what to do next. - The panel of him jumping out of the building is precious beyond words. - Killer Move: Pumped-Up Dragon Pummelin’. I don’t know what else I expected. - The monster’s response is to wreck the whole city. This is why we don’t let you guys play with us. - Garou: expert opportunist. - “So how did you two lovebirds meet?” “Oh, I was fightin’ this giant monster, see, and--” “And he fell out of the sky like some kind of fucked-up angel!” - “Why did you fall from the sky?” Garou, I love you, but you’re a little slow on the uptake sometimes. - That stupid fucking grin on his stupid fucking face when he realizes Bat’s still alive, good God. - Bat’s mild indignation that some random fucko tried to attack him out of nowhere. - Metal Knight to the rescue? I did not expect that. - Talk shit, get hit, Garou. Don’t you know better than to monologue. Haven’t you seen The Incredibles. - Stop hitting him in the face, please. - Bat’s Crinkled Nose of Anger(TM) is awfully cute. - He’s also going to destroy what little of the city is left I guess. - “What the...?” B L U H This panel killed me why does this trash wolf child have so many great faces. - Oh my God he’s so offended that Bat���s still thinking of the monster. - This fight is somethin’ else entirely. I could probably write a whole post of reactions just on it alone. - Killer Move: Pumped-Up Brutal Tornado. Bat, my child, please let someone else name your moves, I beg you. - Ah yes. Those three panels I will never be able to see without thinking of that, “I would like to thank Murata for this Batarou erotica.” post. Edit: this one. - Shit, that was a bad blow. - SHIT - Saved by the Zenko. - Holy fuck I did not expect to see Bat just looming there. Holy fuck. HOLY FUCK. - “Big bro Bat!” 1) Why does she call him Bat. 2) I guess the whole “Badd” debate is officially over now. Edit: I guess not?? Jeez Louise, mom and dad, how much did you hate your son??? - Zenko is one tough cookie. I love that. They’re truly family. Makes me wonder what their parents were like. - “Why do I have to obey your family rule?” Because she fucking said so, wolf boy. Get with the program. - Garou once again tries to play himself off as being the toughest, meanest, most murderous motherfucker in existence, and once again refuses to kill his opponent. - This time because a little girl told him not to. - Just walk away like you didn’t start this shit in the first place, trash puppy. Garou’s such a goddamn dork sometimes. Most of the time. - After all of that and Bat’s still determined to fight the monster, good God can you talk about a one-track mind? - “I know that monster’s killing people and destroying things, but I want to go shopping!” Someone needs to teach this kid what priorities are. I love her, but damn. - Aaaand Bat’s down. Good job, kiddo. - That bird monster’s really cool, I’ll admit. Such a nice design. - oh wait i change my mind it has human hands i fucked up abort abort abort - GENJI - Why do the male monsters have so much diversity but all the female monsters are just unsettling sexy women? - Wait I know why. - We need, like, a week where we all design diverse female monster OCs for the Punchverse or something. I’ve actually got a few lying around... - MAAAAAAAX - Max looks so good in his tournament outfit. Such a good and handsome man. - Lin-Lin’s such a cutie. - Snek also looks really good in his tournament outfit. - “Was ‘bottom-ranking’ necessary?” I cry. - “Volten” is translated into “Boltane” here, and to be honest I really like the look of it. And saying it. Boltane. Nice. - “Rosie”, however, is translated into “Rogy”. Uh, no. No thanks. Put that back, I don’t want it. - Ah yes, the Nazi. Disgusting. - Update: I Still Hate Sour Face. - Suiryu looks like he’s literally twelve in his first appearance. How did he age like ten years during the course of the tournament. I mean. I feel like I aged ten years over the course of the tournament, but... - The translation for his martial art is different every time. - How is Sour Face twenty. Charanko being twenty I can buy, but not him. Did being a complete and utter dick make him age prematurely? I’ll accept that as my headcanon. - “You never could tie this right.” Charanko asks Bang for help with his belt confirmed. - Bang and Bomb: Brothers on Stakeout - The panel of Bang irritably munching on a snack while ignoring his brother is gold, I love it. - Christ, sometimes I forget just how terrifying Bang is. - I’m probably in the minority here, but Do-S interests me approximately 0%. Maybe I’m just too ace. - Leave Darkness Blade alone! Gosh. - Eyelashes just fuckin’ kicks him in the face with his immaculate dress shoe, amazing. - Aww, Genji... - DEATH GATLING MY GUN-ARMED SON - I prefer his new outfit, honestly. The old look is nice, but it’s too clean, even though it makes him look like Darkness Blade’s badass big brother (gonna hang onto that headcanon, tho). He looks much more intimidating now. Still a great character, however he looks. I love. - Ah yes, the Zoo Men bonus. Always fun. - King and his love for kid’s shows is so #relatable. - He’s such an idealist, I love him. Also, I wish he would smile more. He’s so cute when he does. - “You have to watch it.” Me with my family and chanbara, honestly. - Are you even trying to get along with these people and be helpful, Saitama? - The Hero Association bigwigs are all so repulsive, ugh. - Vore. - Metal Knight is useful for once. - Yasss King please teach Saitama how teamwork REALLY works. - Hero Association: “We’ll give you literally anything.” “Mmkay I want a better bat.” No one can say this kid isn’t a simple man with simple needs. - Don’t yell at him, Zenko. - I love the piano recital bonus. Bat just cares so much for his baby sister, and so openly. More male characters could stand to be like him. In short--or long. really, really long--another great volume! Lots of appearances by some of my favorite characters. I can’t wait to get my hands on Volume 12! In. September. For whatever reason it’s taking so long to release. -sigh-

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Inside The Chilling Online World Of The Women Of ISIS

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Inside The Chilling Online World Of The Women Of ISIS

Conversations between young women who claim to be ISIS members living in Syria provide a disturbing insight into the everyday lives of female militants.

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The Facebook profiles embedded in the original version of this story have been deactivated and replaced with screenshots of the pages. “All of those pages have been removed as they violate our standards, which don’t permit terrorist groups to use our site,” Facebook communications manager Andrew Souvall confirmed. BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () document.getElementById(“update_article_update_time_3795746”).innerHTML = UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘2014-09-12 12:12:32 -0500’, ‘update’); );

2. Twenty-year-old Aqsa Mahmood recently made headlines around the world when her parents revealed that she had run away from her home in Scotland and traveled to Syria to join the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) and marry a militant.

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Courtesy Mahmood Family

3. Like many young women, Mahmood has several social media profiles, including a Tumblr page (which she has been updating regularly from Syria) under the name Umm Layth.

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4. A look at her blog’s archive reveals her intense interest in Islam and apparent desire to become a jihadi. It also shows communications with other like-minded women, such as the one below, which was posted before Mahmood left her home in November 2013.

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fa-tubalilghuraba.tumblr.com / Via Image posted October 28, 2013.

5. Mahmood’s first Twitter account, @UmmLayth_, has been deactivated, but since November 18, 2013, she has been tagged in images and posts by other young men and women who claim to be living in Syria.

My sisters @UmmLayth_ Umm Haritha & Umm Ubaydiah ♡ (@Al_Khanssaa)May Allah unite us soon

— _UmmWaqqas (@ام وقاص)

6. The women refer to immigrating to the “Islamic state” as “hijrah,” or pilgrimage. Posts on Twitter indicate that she planned the journey with other young women she met online.

My sisters. We made hijrah together, May Allāh grant us shahada together & unite us in Jannah @UmmLayth_ @bintladen1

— Al_Khanssaa (@أم عبيدة)

7. In Syria, Mahmood began updating her blog with descriptions of her life as a member of ISIS. In April 2014, she posted that she had set up a new Twitter account.

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8. The account and its interactions indicate that it’s likely being run by an English-speaking young woman living in Syria.

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Twitter: @AlBrittaniyah

9. Tumblr posts and tweets indicate that Mahmood has married a “mujahid”, the word ISIS fighters use for themselves.

Only after becoming the wife of a Mujahid do you realise why there is so much reward in this action.

— AlBrittaniyah (@.)

10. (Mahmood’s parents have confirmed that she is now married.)

Once you make Hijrah feesabeelilah then your Husband is your only family, and to be able to sacrifice that is always easier said than done.

— AlBrittaniyah (@.)

11. An examination of the accounts followed by Mahmood’s purported pages reveal communications with many other young women who claim to be ISIS members living in Syria.

Next to one of the street art with @AlBrittaniyah and umm haritha.

— Al_Khanssaa (@أم عبيدة)

12. A Facebook search of the usernames followed by Mahmood’s account yields similar results. The women of ISIS appear to have established networks across social media platforms, which they use to connect with one another and recruit other women.

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Facebook: Muslim-Women-In-Jihad

13. Some use Ask.fm to answer questions about the process of traveling to Syria to join the insurgency.

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ask.fm / Via Google Cache: this account has been deleted.

14. The instant messaging app KiK is how these women communicate with those seriously considering making the journey.

Wallah one of the things most loved to me is when a sister sincerely kiks me because she wants me to help her make hijrah.

— Al_Khanssaa (@أم عبيدة)

15. Interested parties are directed to online guides with step-by-step instructions on how to get to ISIS-controlled territory — including advice on how to deceive Turkish customs agents.

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16. On multiple platforms, the women of ISIS offer advice and encouragement to those debating joining the group.

sisters who are coming dont take your eyes of ur luggage or u’ll never see it again. keep it with u so I don’t have to tell u #itoldyouso

— bintladen1 (@Jihadi Jane)

17. This online support is necessary, since some women make the journey without their family’s permission. In a blog post, Mahmood explains how to deal with familial pressure.

The first phone call you make once you cross the borders is one of the most difficult things you will ever have to do. Your parents are already worried enough over where you are, wether you are okay and what’s happened. How does a parent who has little Islamic knowledge and understanding comprehend why their son or daughter has left their well off life, education and a bright future behind to go live in a war torn country. Most likely they will blame themselves, they will think they have done something. But until they truly understand from the bottom of their heart that you have done this action sincerely for Allah’s sake they will live in hope that you will return. They might assume this is a ‘phase’ you are going through or a huge mistake you have made. I know of people who have been here in Shaam for over 2 years and their parents still try to persuade them to come back and live in false hope. Make Duaa that Allaah makes it easy for your parents to understand and accept your Hijrah feesabeelilah.

Sometimes it would be easier for you to accept your parents disowning you and wanting nothing to do with you.

However when you hear them sob and beg like crazy on the phone for you to come back it’s so hard. Wallahi it’s so hard to hear this and I can never do justice to how cold hearted you feel. But as long as you are firm and you know that this is all for the sake of Allah then nothing can shake you inshaAllaah.

18. The posts by these women — many of whom claim to have traveled to ISIS-occupied Syria from Western countries — provide a chilling look into the everyday lives of these female militants.

Proud of Mujahideen I love Mujahideen becauseThey Are our Protector……. <3 #IS #Khilafah

— MinaMiinaaa (@Mina Mina)

19. Under ISIS’ rule, women are required to cover themselves in public. The niqab, a head covering that only reveals a woman’s eyes, is mandatory.

Every woman in #Raqqa wears hijab shar’i. #ISIS #Syria. Dawlatul Islam Baqiyah!

— Ghareeba_7 (@أم هريرة #ﺑﺎﻗﻴﺔ)

20. Some women appear to have chosen to cover up more than is required, adding gloves and additional veils so none of their skin can be seen.

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21. Sharia law is strictly enforced, according to the women.

Drove passed the body of the man who was crucified in manbij for raping a 70 year old. Perks of living under the shade of Shariah :p

— Al_Khanssaa (@أم عبيدة)

22. (Islamic law dictates that the punishment for stealing is the loss of a hand.)

Alhumdulilaah there were 4 hand cuttings in Mimbej yesterday. & 1 was a man who was nearly a part of Doula (he was doing a Shareeah course)

— AlBrittaniyah (@.)

23. All work ceases for the daily prayers.

Written on the van Forbidding the evil & enjoining in the good,that goes around town telling shops to close for salah

— Al_Khanssaa (@أم عبيدة)

24. Polygamy is practiced, they say.

Being in a place where my 22 year old bro casually has three wives & not having to worry is beautiful

— SistersHayaa (@LIONESS!!!)

25. And it appears from the women’s posts as if some non-Muslim women are kept as slaves.

Walked into a room, gave salam to everyone in the room to find out there was a yazidi slave girl there as well.. she replied to my salam :/

— UmmAnwar_ (@Umm Anwar)

26. These posts and images from ISIS women are at times surprisingly familiar, such as this Instagram-like sunset photo.

As the sunsets in a part of shaam with @ukhtiB

— UmmAnwar_ (@Umm Anwar)

27. Or this food picture by “Umm Musab,” whose Twitter profile reads: “american [sic] muhajira living in the blessed land of Sham (Syria).”

dinner the sisters cooked..fish cought from the Furat river (:

— aishasara4 (@UmmMusab)

28. The selfie culture merges with the culture of jihad.

Chilling with the jihaadi twins hehe and @UmmKhattab__ visits us frequently! LOOL blessing from Allah….Khattab! Come upstairs you clothes

— ummkhalid__ (@Al Maghrebiyah)

29. Weapons are featured prominently.

My kalash :’) not really it belongs to someone else but it’s very nice lol

— UmmAnwar_ (@Umm Anwar)

30. Many of the most active women of ISIS on social media claim to be UK citizens.

Best thing ive done in my 18 years in this world is come to the blessed land of shaam and leave Britain the land of kuffar

— UmmKhattab__ (@Al jazraweeya)

31. Although they don’t claim to have any loyalty to their homelands.

So there’s a threat by David Cameron to revoke our passports. If I could I would burn my passport and send the ashes right to your door step

— Al_Khanssaa (@أم عبيدة)

. @Al_Khanssaa is it healthy for me to do an hourly countdown can’t wait lool

— bintladen1 (@Jihadi Jane)

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Twitter: @UmmKhattab__ / Via This account is now protected.

And we sacrificed all of that for the best in akriah were not stupid young brainwashed females weve come here to syria for ALLAH alone

— UmmKhattab__ (@Al Britaniyaa)

I might be only 18 but I know coming to shaam the best decision staying in the UK completely diminishes your islam

— UmmKhattab__ (@Al Britaniyaa)

36. In an update to her blog on Thursday, Mahmood echoed this sentiment, vowing that she and her fellow insurgents would only return to their homelands “to raise our flag.”

All of us disassociated ourselves from our families, friends and societies. We make it known to the world that never has our allegiance been to the Scottish, British, Swedish, American, Canadian etc…. government. Wallahi we are free of those living in the West who know and proclaim the Shahadah while being beneath the feet of the Kuffar. Ittaqullah.

Know this Cameron/Obama, you and your countries will be beneath our feet and your Kufr will be destroyed, this is a promise from Allah swt that we have no doubt over. If not you then your grandchildren or their grandchildren. But worry not, somewhere along the line your blood will be spilled by our cubs in Dawlah. We have conquered these lands once Beithnillah we will do it again. Read up on your History, and know that it will repeat itself, you will pay Jizyah to us just like you did in the past. This Islamic Empire shall be known and feared world wide and we will follow none other than the Law of the one and the only ilah!

So our answer to our passports being confiscated? Wow wallahiil Adheeem biggest joke of this week. The only time we will ever, ever return to those lands beithnillah is to raise our flag.

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37. The Facebook page Diary of a Muhajirah provides a fascinating look into this society and the ISIS way of life. The blogger is a Western woman who originally travelled to Syria to work as a doctor.

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38. In one post, the woman, who calls herself Bird of Jannah, describes her arranged marriage to her militant husband two months after she arrived in Syria. They met and were married on the same day.

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39. Her posts suggest the marriage is a happy one.

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40. Marriage to a fighter is essentially a requirement for all women who join ISIS. Since they are forbidden from engaging in armed combat, their primary role appears to be taking care of their husbands, and, eventually, children.

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41. Unmarried women live in a group home called a “maqar” until their marriages are arranged and approved.

Single Sisters who wish to come here you get married, if not yous will be staying in a maqar #IS

— UmmAnwar_ (@Umm Anwar)

42. Mahmood explains this to female would-be jihadis on her blog. “It’s most appropriate and better for the sisters to get married sooner.”

I have stressed this before on twitter but I really need sisters to stop dreaming about coming to Shaam and not getting married. Wallahi life here is very difficult for the Muhajirat and we depend heavily on the brothers for a lot of support. It is not like the west where you can casually walk out and go to Asda/Walmart and drive back home… even till now we have to stay safe outside and must always be accompanied by a Mahram.

Even though we are living in land which is under the control of Doula, there are still a lot of munafiqeen roaming the streets openly. Unless of course if you have family here, if your father or brother is here then it is a different situation. Regardless, it’s most appropriate and better for the sisters to get married sooner.

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44. Many of the brides of ISIS are young. This newly engaged woman lists her age as 21 on her Facebook profile.

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45. The constant fighting leaves many new wives alone for lengths of time. “Nothing beats the palpitation that a Mujahid’s wife has whilst checking list names of the Martyrs,” one wife explained.

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46. As a result, many of these new brides are soon widowed (and remarried, after an appropriate amount of time).

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47. Although the men do the fighting, the women of ISIS use social media to glorify the group’s horrific “victories”. Many women, including this self-proclaimed UK citizen, posted graphic images of journalist James Foley being beheaded by an insurgent.

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Twitter: @bintladen1

48. One ISIS woman (whose Facebook profile claims that she went to a Chicago high school) complained about not being able to post graphic decapitation images on her page.

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49. These are women who “LOL” about beheadings as they defend them.

We worship Allah and we do what is best for our deen even if that means beheading a kaffir. Fear Allah and strike fear in the kuffar’s heart

— UmmAnwar_ (@Umm Anwar)

Lol I have American journalists asking me questions about why muhajirahs like nutella while dawla is capturing and killing their colleagues

— Al_Khanssaa (@أم عبيدة)

51. They use Twitter to mock journalists who write about them.

LoolHow the news speaks the opposite love my husband alhamdulillah ❤

— jafarbritaniya (@Umm Ja’far)

These journalist are so annoying no wonder they get kidnapped audibillah

— UmmKhattab__ (@Al Britaniyaa)

53. And express the desire to fight and behead people themselves.

If we ever get hold of her I call dibs on cutting her head plz @UmmLayth_ @Al_Khanssaa https://t.co/K3VTQZ6feP

— bintladen1 (@Jihadi Jane)

54. In a chilling exchange, one woman jokes and laughs with a friend about the first time they saw a dead body.

@aishasara4 loool yes and seeing for the first time a dead body loooool hahahahahha that was so funny

— ummyusuf22 (@ام يوسف)

@ummyusufal__ hahahahaha omg I completely forgot about that hahaha subhanAllah ahhh..ahh there having a convoy here in Raqqah today #Khilafa

— aishasara4 (@UmmMusab)

56. On 9/11, many gleefully posted about the anniversary of the terrorist attacks against America.

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Happy #9/11 Happiest day of my life.Hopefully more to come InSha Allah #IS

— jafarbritaniya (@Umm Ja’far)

The day Osama Bin Laden made America taste it’s own medicine!! Its not nice to see your people die right 9/11

— UmmKhattab__ (@Al Britaniyaa)

59. Or posted about the “hero” and “martyr” Osama bin Laden.

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60. Instead of being afraid of possible US action, they claim to be excited about the opportunity to kill more non-Muslims.

I am more then confident that no one in dawlah fears US invasion in fact we are all pretty excited more shuhadah and more slaying kuffar

— UmmKhattab__ (@Al Britaniyaa)

61. The women of ISIS, like the men, are confident of their eventual victory.

Victory or martyrdom Bi’ithnilahi ta3la

— SistersHayaa (@LIONESS!!!)

They have taken an oath of death whenever the enemy invadesThey seek the gardens of eternity, and they fulfill their oath

— bintladen1 (@Jihadi Jane)

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