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mythology-void · 9 months ago

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adding this to the list of things that Gandalf COULD have done to solve a shitfuck-ton of problems for the fellowship but chose not to because it didn't gel with The Plot

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

#not a single person forgot about the fucking eagles Gandalf you old coot #love him but he is incredibly useless by virtue of the fact that he's got some very OP wild cards that he can just pull out of his pockets #and peter johnson was terrified of creating plot holes so he just ignored the GIANT FUCKING EAGLES until book three #love gandalf but i will never stop shitting on that part specifically #lord of the rings #gandalf the grey #the fellowship of the ring #legolas #gimli son of gloin #aragorn is still hot and i will die on that hill #i mean?? he's hot when he's muddy and dusty and covered in blood and seawater #and he cleans up well too?? gtfo #Gandalf is my father you can't convince me otherwise #peter jackson #my bad i keep. i keep calling peter Jackson by the wrong name because i have Dionysus from pjo on loop in my brain #“peter johnson?” “its percy sir” “that's what i said” get out that shit was hilarious #pjo #dionysus pjo #ancient greek mythology #how did we get here

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