#“look at you always takingnmy big fat cock let me stretch you out you useless fuck hole”
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pezberrywhoreee · 5 months ago
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EWWWWWWW I FUCKING HATE IT HERE!!!
why does nobody understand that subtlety is (objectively) so much more sexy than bluntness!!!???
what do you mean we're saying "mommy" and "little wet pathetic fuckslut whore" after every. single. sentence??!?!
y'all cannot tell me that you talk like that during sex?!?!! bitch why are we having a full blown conversation? do your fucking job and shut the hell up bitch!!!
why are we constantly talking? i don't get it, it's not necessary!!!
listen, a lot of what im into is verbal and i do enjoy talking during sex....but good god at least try to be fucking tasteful!!!
i think dirty talk is a gift from god....but it genuinely makes me want to die when i see a fantasy or horny post that is 80% dialogue and most of it is useless pet names and descriptors of the state of someone's hole.
you know what makes subtlety really sexy? the fact that you don't know when someone is going to say something that turns you on.
or even being told something vague of what they want to do, or going to do you and it playing out later and being surprised!
y'all will yell about how much you hate studio porn (which is valid but you would be nothing without it as all other porn isn't free) for being fake and performative and this is what you do lmao??
"hold on babe, before we start let me get my script!!"
and as someone who negotiates and talks through the sex im about to have before i have it (which is arguably similar), there are still ways to be subtle and surprising with what you do!!!
please go stand in front of a mirror and genuinely perform (because it's so fucking performative, so preform) that dialogue in how you would do it in an actual sexual situation, and report back to me :D
(do what the fuck you want, i don't mean to yuck your yum but i think this is a time to reflect whether your sexual conversations are performative or not)
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