#“just because you were part of a genocide dosnt mean you get to commit genocide on other people Magnus ���”
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icarusredwings · 1 month ago
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Charles hearing about something and then IMMEDIATELY knowing it's Erik is so funny.
Bro rolls up with his special powered children like "Sigh what did you do NOW? Just go to therapy! For fucks sake!" 👨‍🦽‍➡️
And magneto proceeds to give this long ass speech about the betterment of humans and the treatment of mutants all while Logan stands here paralyzed looking at chuck like "Dad your ex boyfriend is MEGA weird. Also why am I here? You know I cant do shit."
And Charles sits here litsening to the entire thing until finally hes either fed up and is like alright mutant children, go attack your ex daddy OR he's like "come home erik we can be one big woke family. Logan is the dog." And logan does NOT deny these allegations.
But ussually Erik is like "Can we do evil things together?" 🥺
"Hm. Like what? Steal from an ice cream truck?"
"Genocide...?"
*heavily disappointed* "Magnuussss we've talked about this...." 🤦‍♂️
"Sooo... no?" 🤨
"No. We can't commit genocide magnus- No even a tiny one. I know you're gonna say that." 🙄
And erik has a massive fit and throws the earth off its axis or something. 😡
Anyway roll the credits. Thats the entire episode. Welcome to X men.
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