#“its GOTTA be that new guy that moved in !!!! HONEY GRAB MY PITCHFORKS”
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headcanon that throughout the 800 years, xie lian would just talk to ruoye. like all the time. villagers would think he was insane sometimes cause it just looked like he was talking to himself. when they were alone ruoye would talk back, doing some weird version of sign language that only xie lian understands. then after his 3rd ascension, he starts talking to ruoye when hes on some mission, and feng xin and mu qing are like "who are you talking to" and he just lifts up his arm and ruoye pops out a little and xie lian is like "him ! :)" and then ruoye starts talking back and fengqing is just making confused sounds in the corner cause this ribbon is just floating around and making shapes and xie lian is like "oh youre right we should do that !!"
#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#xie lian#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#ruoye#i love ruoye so much#its just so silly. its more than a ribbon to me. its a little guy.#some villagers would chase him out because of it but like whats new right#he IS the god of misfortune#theres no way he managed to stay in one village for more than like a week#the villagers would always just be like “hm our crops have stopped growing ! and my child got sick ! and that shack on the hill collapsed!#“its GOTTA be that new guy that moved in !!!! HONEY GRAB MY PITCHFORKS”
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