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the-kestrels-feather · 1 year ago

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D'you think Vampires have a favorite blood type like do you think they crack open a boy as a cold one and go "fuck man, it's a B+. I hate B+" or "FUCK YEAH AB MY FAVORITE", and also like, does blood type matter when sucking blood like if you drain an A+ person and then a B- one will you get sick? I need to know about vampire blood typing

#vampires #vampires please interact #i read dracula recently so this is what my brain is thinking about rn #dracula #bram stoker #where is my urban fantasy book about a newly made vampire learning the hard way that blood type matters #like he runs to his grizzled old vampire mentor and is like “dude what the fuck why does my stomach feel like theres a war going on in it”#“did you eat?”#“yeah”#“more than one victim.”#“yeah?”#“did you get their blood types?” “why the fuck would i do that?” “because steven you can't just suck blood willy nilly you gotta know type”#“im undead can turn into a bat can ride moonbeams etc. and you're telling me that drinking 2 different types of blood can knock me out?”#“sure am”#“WHAT THE FUCK”#anyways im very bored at work if you can't tell

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