#“im not allergic to cats im just jealous of the attention my boyfriend gives them but ive been faking it for 3 and a half years”
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#the last thing a piece of cake sees#3 apples tall#nina just upsells him those primark clothes “for ages 9-10”#pov you posted cringe#me when my butler#bards flamethrower is powered by ciels insults#me logging into (game)#this is how skyrim npcs act when i crouch directly in front of them#he could fit into a pokeball#sebastian made one(1) little oopsie preparing supper and ciel demands the entire thing is redone#me spending all my income on knives and forks#he looks like one of those kids in pokemon that are completely certain their level 6 bidoof will beat my level 100 moltres#kirby inhales him and gets depression#doctors telling me to cheer up#his asthmatic lungs sound like someone shaking a jar full of pennies#the face of tax evasion#me staring at the price of something to make it go down#hes about to say a slur#they specifically change their pronouns to gaslight and confuse you (hes cis and it has nothing to do with gender)#i bet he cheats at monopoly#the cluedo wiki asks him for info#he refunds happy meals because they didnt make him happy#probably runs the etsy black market of 3d printed ikea pegboard addons#can you imagine him trying to use shampoo if it didnt come with instructions#ordering your demon to serve you yummy sweets so he cant say no#my evil little face when i order sebastian to drink bone hurting juice and he tells me “oof ow ouch my bones”#felt cute and had a bunch of men murdered for funsies :) might delete later :)#“im not allergic to cats im just jealous of the attention my boyfriend gives them but ive been faking it for 3 and a half years”
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