#“ice cream headache resistance training” is how miyabi asks people out on dates

[nocherrybombs]

Taking the Hinge Off the Revolving Door

Wise: Who was that just now?

Belle: Oh, that was Astra. She ran away from work again and wanted to go people-watching at Port Elpis, so I told her I'd catch up with her this afternoon.

Wise: I thought you were hanging out with Hoshimi Miyabi later today for "ice cream headache resistance training".

Belle: I am. What, I can't do both?

Wise: Jesus, Belle. Between Astra, Zhu Yuan, Nicole, Yanagi, and Miyabi, you've pulled like the top five hottest women in New Eridu all at once. How does this keep happening?

Belle: My secret is ABC; "always be capricious". The chicks love a girl who's a little bit off her rocker. Keeps 'em on their toes, you know? If you wanna catch the big fish, you gotta go weird or go home.

Wise: That might be the most unhinged thing I've ever heard you say.

Belle: Of course it's unhinged, that's why it works!