#“i know it's a victory to court Penelope! I was a smug bitch on our wedding day!”
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Bit funny to think Odysseus, fresh off of repeatedly stabbing Poseidon with his own trident, made landfall on Ithaca after 20 long years and goes "the fuck do you mean, Penelope's suitors?"
#“am I DEAD? I'M HER HUSBAND! I STILL WEAR MY WEDDING RING!”#“no WHO THE FUCK IS IN MY HOUSE???”#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#epic the ithaca saga#“i know it's a victory to court Penelope! I was a smug bitch on our wedding day!”#“Why are all these fucks here though????!”#odysseus stronger than me i would have hyena cackled when I heard them planning to rape my wife#they've abused xenia enough#and then my son and wife's hospitality too#oh it's target practice time#let's make it a challenge lock the doors kill the lights. I'll be Scylla#ok and go
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