#“i hate you. i love you. i hate you. i lov-” headass

[ultfan]

@chaosmultiverse sent in a prompt: 🖤 Junko

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

[serostuffsmh]

Bnha Villains Morning Headcanons

Anon asked: Can I request headcanons about waking up with the LOV gang? Maybe gender neutral if you want. Thanks

Tomur Shigaraki

- If you weren’t there to wake him up headass would probably sleep into the afternoon

- Hes extra sassy in the morning but don’t take it to heart he’ll snap out of it once he’s eaten

- He can also get pretty clingy in the morning

- You know when you get out of your warm bed and the rest of the house is freezing? Yeah that’s Tomura.

- He will be cozying up next to you in attempt to warm up

- “I didn’t know you were so affectionate.”

- “Shut up. I feel like I’m in an icebox.”

- For his coffee he’d probably have two milk and two sugar (weak)

- For breakfast he’s more into quick meals

- So expect things like cereal or instant porridge (ikr our gamer king eating porridge)

Dabi

- He does work pretty late and sometimes he’s going the bed the same time you wake up

- Even when he isn’t working he’s still not budging when you try waking him up in the morning

- He will either roll over and complain or pull you into his arms and complain

- You’ll have to wrestle out of his arms which will earn you an irritated huff from him

- Let the man sleep in (he deserves it)

- Eventually you should wake him up with some coffee

- A strong take is he doesn’t like that shitty instant coffee instead opting for the expresso machine you both bought

- One of the longest people to get ready since he’s not a morning person

- Ever since you’ve been together he’s actually been eating in the morning (mf would probably just drink coffee)

- He usually likes tradition breakfast in the morning (cause of the dabi/touya theory he was probably raised on traditional breakfast)

- In the morning he’d eat tamagoyaki, rice, and since he doesn’t like fish opt for having pork instead

Himiko Toga

- Himiko would probably wake up late morning and she would need coaxing out of bed

- She’d be super pouty about it but eventually she’d roll out of bed

- When she finally gets up you both spend your morning getting ready to go out

- She loves to go out to eat breakfast but she does have to transform herself so she won’t be recognized

- You both would probably go to a breakfast styled cafe

- For breakfast she is more of a sweets girl

- She’s more inclined to western style breakfast like pancakes and French toast

- Poor kid hates coffee and would probably want boba instead

- If she has to be somewhere for the league she’ll have to skip the café breakfast and have a quick to-go meal

Mr. Compress

- One of the only ones that is responsible enough to wake up at a decent hour

- He might even wake you up if you didn’t already

- would definitely greet you with a peck on the cheek (awe)

- In the morning the first thing he’s doing is making coffee

- If he doesn’t have at least two cups of coffee in the morning he will be yawning throughout the day

- Before the two of you get ready you gotta have breakfast of course

- Like a gentleman would he’ll try helping you

- Try. Everything is burning and over cooked when he’s in the kitchen.

- “You’re suppose to flip the pancakes over.”

- “That would have been good to know beforehand.”

- Hes down for anything in the morning as long as it’s not processed

- would rather keel over then eat instant oats

- If you’re tired of hearing the smoke detector go off when he’s in the kitchen with you

- I’d recommend going to a breakfast café

Twice

- Not a morning person either but it’s easier getting him out of bed (sort of)

- “It’s time to get up, big man.”

- “Alright alright… don’t tell me what to do!”

- He’ll need a few minutes to get out of sleepy haze and what better way then to greet him with coffee

- Dad noises™️

- A true dad when it comes to coffee (he gives off like dilf vibes okay)

- Black coffee with two sugar

- As much as he loves admiring you from the bed he does eventually get up to help with breakfast

- Like dabi before he met you the poor man would probably eat leftover food from last nights dinner or not eat at all

- Breakfast with him would be pretty hardy like an omelette with nori, and cheese and some other protein

- You both spend a lot of time just basking in each other presence it almost feel like your living a normal life

- Mornings with him are literally living the domestic dream

Overhaul

- Mornings with him are pretty lonely considering he wakes up before you get up

- He lets you sleep in because he realizes that you value your rest

- So expect to roll over and find no one next to you

- After your morning routine you have to hunt him down and make sure he eats breakfast

- He has a habit of skipping breakfast and going straight to ‘work’

- You’d be doing everyone a favour since he gets in a foul mood when he doesn’t eat

- He’s pretty traditional so he would most likely have a Japanese breakfast (miso soup, fish, rice)

- His coffee order would probably be black with a little bit of cream (he prefers tea more though)

- He wouldn’t mind if you wanted to eat breakfast of your choice but it’d have to be a balanced, and healthy (a health nut when it comes to his diet)

- Only on a special occasion will he let you go all out for the both of you

- You want to make Crepes? Go for it. Croissants? Of course. Belgian style waffles? He did say anything...

- He won’t admit it to you but he does see the appeal of these types of breakfast

[floraisann]

ateez reaction: you’re addicted to animal crossing: new horizons

➣ requested? ✓

➣ genre: fluff, humor

➣ masterlist

sorry that some of these are kinda dry 😔 i am try

❅♩♬♩❅――

❥ kim hongjoong:

lets you do your thing tbh

you’ll probably just be vibing in the living room with the switch hooked up to the tv and everything’s great when hongjoong just,,,, moves his work over without saying anything

you’re just ???? and he’s just :)))) the “just another tuesday” grin, you know?

after long enough if you ask him why he moved, he just says he “likes the soundtrack” like bro we do be bopping to the animal crossing ost out here in this quarantine joint

watches you play, only making comments when a villager says something REALLY cursed

really likes marshal— he’s funny

not the type to hate villagers either except chops, fuck chops

once yunho shows him how the custom qr code outfit designs work you’re about to have the most stylish lil mayor that ever roamed the earth

probably also borrows your switch to make your town jingle

overall is just confused by the game dynamic, but likes the music and how happy it’s making you :)

you’re gonna have to put the switch down on your own honey, he’s too caught up in bopping to the music while doing his own work to realize you’ve been playing for eight hours

❥ park seonghwa

has the game too, probably bought it for you so you could build “couple islands” and be THAT cute gamer couple

still probably nags you for gaming too hard if too many hours pass and you’re ignoring basic needs to like,,,, get lolly on your island or something of the sort

but lolly’s cute give him 5 mins to fall in love w god cat

sends you cute in-game love letters when you’re headass six feet away from each other in real time

but it’s ok they’re cute and he likes making you blush

brings his pretty flowers to your island he also steals yours but that’s okay

dumbfounded by your blatant aggression towards certain villagers

offers to “trade” villagers with you to make you happy and marshal scares him please take marshal from him

yes he’ll bring you cute snacks as if you were studying

overall happy that you found something you enjoy together, but will make you take frequent breaks so you don’t put off whatever you actually have to do too much

❥ jeong yunho

didn’t get the hype at first. bought the game since he thought it had to be super fun if you were ignoring him for hours at a time to go bug catching LMFAO

yet when he downloads it there’s a catch

mr epic gamer, unlike you, has the luck of a god and generates an actual island paradise and probably gets a ton of shooting star fragments too 😔✊🏻

you’re the one stealing from his island, but it’s okay he loves you 💕

and he doesn’t quite understand the game yet

gives you star fragments because you can’t get any and he doesn’t want you all sad because you can’t make a wand!!

has all the cute villagers, but if any try to move will give them to you

pays off your tom nook debt because with his luck it probably takes him less than an hour to get filthy rich in game

also figures out the qr code outfits early on. yes he’ll try to make you one, yes he’ll make himself match

overall, he gets the game because of you but does it better because it’s yunho why wouldn’t he xoxo

still makes sure you’re doing what you need to before you go off to work on your island for six hours; the type to offer game rewards he magically obtains as a prize for you after you finish your daily work

oh to be jeong yunho

❥ kang yeosang

the president of the epic gamer club

probably persuaded you to buy it with him so he could rob your island of all your goods

makes you both reset the game until your islands both have good items but are different

so he can steal your fruit :D

“y/n, you— no, restart. you can’t have peach trees, i already have peach trees!”

“dates” where you guys lie on his bed with your consoles, literally just exploring each other’s islands

y’all practically end up sharing two islands. that’s how much you play together

invites you to go raid the other members’ islands

cursed humor carries into the game; like he’ll send you crackhead mail when you least expect it and the content WILL be something that’s only funny because it’s Yeosang

“you make me so incredibly happy, y/n. almost as happy as when tom nook first handed me my nookphone. almost”

celebrates with you when you’re both rid of the ugly villagers

overall impartial to your obsession, rather he’s glad he has someone to steal from share with

still will make you take breaks with him. he loves that you’ve got a pretty island but you need to take care of yourself sweetie

if you don’t listen he will randomly come on your island to beat you up with a shovel xoxo yeosang luvs u 😘

❥ choi san

would not mind the game at all if it weren’t making you IGNORE HIS NEED FOR CUDDLES >:(

tbh san would probably whine about being attention starved for an eternity 15 mins until he realizes his whining isn’t working, and he has no choice but to cuddle up to you while letting you do your thing

by that i mean he’s backseat gamer all the way, no i do not accept criticism

he’d probably just plop down next to you and cuddle into your side or lay on top of you— just positioning himself in some way that he can see your gameplay

the type to cling to you while you play while bothering you until you accept his game opinions as fact

can and will make you kick out the villagers he thinks are ugly

“i just want you to kick that smelly limberg out, is that really too much to ask?”

probably spent 10 minutes absolutely losing his shit over the animal crossing language

“WHY ARE THEY TALKING IN KEYBOARD SMASH?”

takes the next half hour to learn how to speak it

so next time you play too long and ignore him, will shut off your switch then lay down on you and scream acnh villager language gibberish in your EAR

"you didn’t have a problem with that voice three hours ago when you were talking to that cat rosie!!” :(

if you really ignore him and never stop playing NOTHING is stopping him from being dramatic and saying smth like “y/n, i can’t take this anymore! choose, me or him!”

“him” is tom nook

why the fuck would you pick tom nook

❥ song mingi

knows the game is popular but wasn’t bothered to try playing

so when he sees you, curled up on the couch in the same position he saw you two hours ago just with one less family sized bag of chips, he quietly sighs to himself and sits next to you

“is the game really that interesting?”

when you nod, he ends up like san and kind of chills with you, backseat gaming mode

except he isn’t yelling at you to kick out the ugly villagers, he can already see you trying on your own

gets shocked when the first tarantula appears and you get bitten

occasionally gives input on what he thinks you can do to have a better island

makes you go on an island tour so he can see what you headass just spent the last week making

actually is impressed by how much work you put into your virtual island

congrats! you’ve unlocked an achievement! : gaming livestream date for song mingi

will decide for himself who the cutest villager is then act cute and ask if he looks like them. it’s probably gonna be kid cat. tell him he does. please, Tell Him he looks like kid cat

basically i don’t think he’d be that put off by you getting addicted to the game because!!! acnl is the most relaxing game ever he likes to watch you while he unwinds after a long day

if you play too long though he won’t really say much, just sit by you pouting like :(((( “lov me”

pls love him, the big babie 🥺

❥ jeong wooyoung

another member that probably has the game, but isn’t as obsessed as you

will beg you for shooting star fragments if you get any though. please get this man a wand

does not get WHY you’re trying so hard on your island layout. literally only wants one villager, his island can go to shit so long as he has that one villager

that one villager is probably gonna be molly or something

another member who learns how to imitate animal crossing speak, except his voice is already in the correct pitch

makes fun of you complaining about a villager you hate but it all comes back to bite him in the ass once moose shows up on his island and he gets it

you guys are having a competition to see who can get sprinkle on your island first

spoiler alert: he wins, he stole her from seonghwa

(he steals a lot from seonghwa)

overall happy with the fact that you guys have a game to play together

but if you grind too hard on your own and ignore him for hours at a time can and will invade your island to steal your fruit and trample your flowers. AND send you spam mail

sorry

❥ choi jongho

doesn’t care for the game, and he’s mostly chill too so he’ll probably just vibe in the other room while you play, waiting for you to finish so he can do something with you

comes out a few hours later when you’re (still) lying on the couch, angrily button mashing while muttering curses to yourself

he’s really confused tbh, he’s seen yeosang play, he knows you don’t gotta go that hard to be a successful mayor, so he HAS to ask what the fuck you’re so mad about

“i’m TRYING to catch a blittering at the moment, but i keep getting these stupid carps!!! i have a debt to pay off, god!!”

becomes infinitely more amused with the game after that point

he thinks its so funny how someone could get heated while playing through probably the most relaxing game ever

watches you fish; he enjoys the puns and seeing you get frustrated when you keep catching those goddamn carps

probably takes the switch from you at one point to try his hand at it and catches a koi fish in his first five minutes

“i guess you just suck at fishing, y/n”

overall pretty unbothered by your love for the game until you start ignoring him

then he will threaten your in-game apples, saying he’s .2s away from stealing one of his members’ switches just to brawl with your trees

and we all know who’s gonna win between jongho and apples

[johnsbleu]

Listen here u bitch, ain't no amount of heart emojis gonna suffice how much I luv your talented headass and beautiful as fuck writing, so take my fucking luv u beautiful bitch *aggressively gives you a mountain of love and support for every hateful letter those rude ass anons wrote to you* *sprinkles some sparkles on top as well* 💘❤💓💕💖💗💙💚❣💟💞💝🖤💜💛💌💘❤💓💕💖💗💙💚💛💜🖤💝💞💟❣💌💚💙💗💖💕💓💛💜🖤💝💞💟💟❣💌❤💘💓💛💕💜🖤💖💝💗💞💙💟💚❣💌❤💘💘💌❤💓💕❣💖💟💗💞💙💝💚🖤💛💜💌💓💛💕🖤💖💗

fsdjkfdhjshsf im literally screaming the first four words of this scared the absolute shit out of me.  djklfskjd but thank u & i lov u so much

[haechanfairie]

nct and cuddling

so i saw this post by @sunnyhyuck and i needed to make this lmao

taeil: likes to be cuddled, not much of a cuddler, is very soft, will lay on top of u, probably put on a migos album soft music or one of those 10 hour long lofi hip-hop studying playlists and it will be very relaxing and sweet,, probably harmonizes to some of the songs softly and ask you to run your hands through his hair and you will both most likely fall asleep

johnny: can cuddle, probably will cuddle, and you will be engulfed and/or wrapped by his tall, long-bodied ass (which doesn’t sound too bad tbh) but you will be warm and probably watch vine compilations on repeat, and maybe scroll through and laugh at twitter beef for a while and maybe watch old snsd music videos and live performances (flower power and karma butterfly a faves and  genie live version,, and into the new world remix????? bithc)

taeyong: def loves to be cuddled, will cuddle almost anywhere, also soft, y’all read to each other and he probs falls asleep in ur warm embrace, but didn’t plan ahead for a blanket so shivers for a while as you try and untangle yourself from him and get one, bc he got u down on lock,, but soon finally get free and try and find the fluffiest blanket and then just settle next to him and wrap it around yourself and cuddle him until you fall asleep as well

yuta: does both and likes both, will make it so much more complicated than it needs to be, will plan out the logistics before you even ask him so he can wow u with his cuddling skills, but its all for good reason bc he’s so good at it and you don’t know why but the minute he holds u or u hold him one of yall knocks tf out into dreamland and afterwards is like “wow best sleep i’ve had in ages”

kun: a cuddler, so cute, and will pout if u don’t. cuddling is an event for him, so he probably made sure his schedule was clear, made yall snacks and drinks before cuddling, stole the comfiest blanket in the dorm, loaded up “the little prince”, “mune: guardian of the moon”, and some Disney original movies to keep y’all awake and is prepared for at least 5 hours of cuddling, no joke

doyoung: more of a cuddlee than that of a cuddler, wants to be wrapped up in u, blankets, and lov. he is probably gonna want a quiet space to cuddle, will make bad jokes, and will lock his arms around u so u cant escape from his shitty jokes (not that you want to) but he makes you laugh and sometimes tickles u softly and u retaliate and yall have a sweet soft time

ten: cuddle him,,, he needs it,,,,, will wrap around you like a koala and is about as soft as one. ur cuddling is not quiet, he will put on like a funny video and the both of u will cackle lmao. he probably loves to entangle yalls legs and tease u and he’s the type to like, while ur in the same space like he’ll still message u memes jfskljfhjdsjf and is super smiley about the entire thing like he’s happy to spend time with u

jaehyun: cuddler, has strong arms so if u need to move to a diff cuddling spot he will gladly carry u there. likes to cuddle on the couch and monopolize it will watch what’s on the tv with you. probably holds ur back against his chest and if ur not on a couch, then ur probs on a bed and it’s probably quiet and he falls asleep after half an hour

winwin: will do both,, at the same time, is powerful and will use his charms to get u to cuddle. he will either be quiet or talk about stuff he enjoyed throughout the day that he thinks you’d like. he’ll also have sweets for it, like caramels or gummy candy, and if either of u have had a bad day he will look up cute baby animal pics and try to cheer up a bit

jungwoo: its 50/50 with him, like he might pull a winwin and do both, or will adamantly want to be cuddled or be the cuddler. will talk excitedly in your ear, is so happy to see you, can’t wait to tell you about his day and hear about yours, probably end up wrapped around u completely and running his hands through your hair and/or massaging your head or like just like scrolling through insta pointing out good memes

lucas: will cuddle you so hard, and also put on a nice old sitcom to watch, like high kick or an old drama like boys over flowers, idk but it’s gonna be nice and familiar and he will make jokes and funny commentary about it as u watch, also a vine compilations/funny videos kinda of guy and yall have a good time cackling and being headasses

mark: wants to be cuddled, won’t say so but will give you hints. like he’ll sort of hang around u really close and wrap around you or give u puppy eyes until you catch on. and then he latches onto you and then will either tell you a story he made up either on the spot or was mulling over in his head for a while, or  talk shit while yall watch something, probably one of john mulaney’s shows on netflix for the 63rd time

renjun: we will cuddle you and you will be happy about it. is probably exhausted every time he initiates it, and just wants to be in a calm and safe and warm environment to pass out to. if he’s not tired then he’ll tell u about either the hot roasts he made that day, childhood renjun trivia, or something he liked. either way he’s pretty smiley and/or about it and ur heart is bleeding bc he is a Cutie Pie

jeno: the cuddliest, you will melt, his entire smile will melt you and u will Want to cuddle him every time he opens his mouth. you will most likely be showering him with compliments and he will be living for it, wrapped in your arms, and you might play story games, like the ones where you say a sentence and then the other person says a sentence to try and keep it going, and they get more absurd with each sentence

haechan: c u d d l e  h i m. absolute softie. will pretend to protest but will absolutely lov and comply with it like he is Ready. like kun, probs has snacks on hand, not necessarily for this but more in general. probably likes watching mini dramas on youtube or short films, or watching performance vids of his fav artists. that or he just passes out right after his second of third snack

jaemin: he is Soft and wants to cuddle u and lov u. probably a vine compilations kind of guy, but he watches those super obscure vines that don’t really show up on most vine compilations. that or he will show you some really cursed shit and you will both hate it but also love it. also that or he’ll show you some songs that he likes or recommends

chenle: will do the cuddling, wouldn’t mind being cuddled. yall usually cuddle while sitting up, laying against each others’ chest (like u lay against his chest if he’s cuddling u, and vice versa) with your arms wrapped around each other. y’all are a board game couple and usually play stuff like yutnori or catan like a random iq game like, blox or puzzle pro idk but anyways yall have fun with it and its really light-hearted fun and cute

jisung: ultimate king of doing both either separately or at the same time. yall probs just fuckin broke y’alls entire backs to luna’s free somebody after listening to an f(x) playlist (which is highly specific but i just need them to come back so shitty management ent if ur out there) and are tired and just laying there probably watching old music videos like dance practices/dance videos wrapped around each other and its a super chill atmosphere. probably have like cold drinks like lemonade lying nearby

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this was,,, so much longer than it needed to be and such a mess i’m so sorry skfdkhsljdfasja this probably isn’t accurate and there are spelling mistakes but enjoy ig anyways bye

[threeracha]

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who is my bias?

perhaps hyunjin

what’s your favorite thing about them?

HIS EYE SMILE, the way he gets all awkward like he wants to bury himself n never surface again whenever he has to be cute, HIS SELFIE UPDATES, eye mole, his dancing, that thing where he stares into the camera on stages n kills me, HIS VOICE, HIS TEETH, HIS GIGGLE, UGH his DUALITY, when he eats,,,,hhhh,,,,,is this a k*nk i jsut , when he stares at his fansites for a LONG second before doing a heart or something, when he hugs jeongin ;_____;,  I COULD GO ON 4 TWELVE MORE YEARS but yeehERRRKRR

who would initiate skinship more?

i think i would even tho i dont wanna admit the actual SOFT I AM UGH like i dont like hugs but if i am Not Hugged Ima Needa GotDamn SNIKCERS

BUT AT THE SAME TIME hYUNJIN IS SO NATURAL W SKINSHIP ITs UGH 

who would hog the blankets more?

UGH ME even in the most humid, hottest, scorching days that are basically feeling like satans actual aSS ,,,,, i need to WRAP.ME.UP, in ALL THE BLANKETs ;;;;

who would be more clingy?

hopefully neither like i like attention occasionally but i also need some of that SPACE n i feel like my mans jinsus would understand n would appreci8 the same

who would say ‘i love you’ first?

o me man i lov tellin ppl i lov them ALL THE TIME LIKE its some sort of dISEASE i feel like

what cuddling position would you two have?

o this is like such an awkward question honestly omfg but ig like my fav is when i can put my head on ppls shoulder or chest or smth n their arm is around me so i can still use my phone n they can too n yeah it’s a win win situation in our generation 4 sho 4 sho LMFAOOFOA

which colors remind you of them and why?

peachy orange ! it’s a very bright / light kinda color i suppose n who doesnt just think of ALL TIHGNS PRETTY N GOOD when u think of hyunjin n peaches / oranges :(

which season would you like to spend with them?

fall / winter? i hate snow like SO MUCH HONESTLY but i hate unbearable heat / rain even more n i have minimal allergies in the winter so im not wheezing and crying 50 hours a day during those seasons

who would bake the cookies and who would steal the batter?

we would bake cookies tgt n eat the batter TGT

which one of you would make bad puns and how would the other react?

i liv for making bad jokes :( hyunjin would probably call me a headass, catapult me out the window, change the locks on the doors, change his name, change his hair, get a new id, and pretend he doesnt kno me when i crawl my way back

who would want to adopt 50 dogs and cats?

TEAM EFFORT. 

which one of you would nearly burn down the kitchen trying to microwave a pop tart and who would come to the rescue?

WHO MICROWAVES A POPTART??? we eat that shit Raw IN OUR HOUSE >:[

who likes to lean over trail railings and who pulls them back?

hyunjin would b leaning but im not pullin him bacc yall im so scared of like SKDJFLSJ DYING LIKE THIS ugh if any1s ever been to chicago n like yall kno the bridge over the grandriver on michigan ave???? THE SIDEWALK HAS AL THESE LINES IN IT SO U CAN SEE ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE WATER AND ITS SO SCARY i practically crawl going across i cannot HANDLE THAT SHIT IM i omg i just its so ;(

what would watching a horror film with them be like?

i LOVE SCARY MOVIES SO MUCH like im still scared but ye itd b lit bc ik he doesnt like them so like ima HECKA PROTECC JINSUS 

who would be the cheesy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt?

LMFAOO actually ive been told im a smooth flirt (even tho i never mean what i say ;_____; oop)  BUT OMG i feel like jinsus would b smooth too tho ngl LFMOAFAOOF BUT OUR INTERACTION WOULD SOMEHOW NOT COME OUT SMOOTH-

who is more competitive?

hyunjin. i cannot compete in anything it givs sm STRESST TBH LIKE I SLKDJFLKJ GUHGHkflJ

who would be given constant reminders? (don’t forget your keys, remember to eat, etc.)

BOTH? IM FORGETFUL?? BUT I DONT FORGET WHAT OTHER PPL GOTTA DO fFFLFKFJLFKJFJ we lov priorities in this house ?___?

who sends memes and who sends cute ‘i miss you’ texts at three am?

 I THINK WED BOTH BE BOTH i get so emo sometimes n also i combat emoness w memes n i think hyunjin would b like ugh BITCH mood