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i am currently imagining bully baji and cute nerd reader 😾🤲🏼
bully! baji who calls you a dumb slut whenever he sees you around the halls. he never fails to ruin your day by purposely tripping you, taking your books until you beg for it, flipping your skirt in front of his friends and/or stealing your lunch and making you feed him.
it’s not his fault he hates you so much. he hates your cute face. hates how smart you are. and hates how bad he wants to stuff his tongue in your cunt. you look so pretty when you cry, look prettier when you’re crying on his cock during your so called “study sessions”. he tells you that it helps him study better, that being balls deep in your cunt will help him get a better grade, help him focus on the material. and you believe him, you allow him to play with your pussy, cockwarming him while he does his homework, pussy fluttering around his girth. he loves it, he loves you. loves how naive you are and how he’s the only person who can take advantage of you.
#BULLY BAJI!!#“i cant read this sentence can u suck on my balls”#☹: answered#☹: thirsts#i love him#baji smut#baji x reader#tokyorev smut#tokyorev x reader#tokyo revengers smut#tokyo revengers x reader#tw.bullying
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WE HIT PIN LIMIT AGAIN SO WE GOTTA CLEAR IT - DINOFAM PIN SENTENCE STARTERS warning for incredibly nsfw content and referencing of dark topics like murder, feel free to change names when needed.
THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
he just spontaneously combusted in panic
HAD to talk to owen about the bra found in his room and accidently set the room on fire
Yes, wine makes bella very slutty just ask Dick
bella ‘pink wine makes me slutty’ grady
owen ‘really aging into my personality’ grady
owen: you’re dating me bella: excuse she could be dating me instead claire: why not both?
sharing is clairing keeley
om f g DICK PUT YOURSELF AWAY
I wish I could dip my whole life in canes sauce
I just googled what’s the weirdest thing a turkey has done
sad day, make you mad monday, tear your heart out tuesday, watch you weep wednesday, therapy inducing thursday,fuck you up friday, and sadder day
maybe shane madej was who we were all along
pigeons don’t have dicks
wanna, uh, find the chaos theory in my pants?
CLAIRE HAS HAD OWEN’S DICK ON LOCKDOWN FOR OVER THREE YEARS
She got that higher power pussy
Very aware, Much ascend
I’d like to do a father exchange
everyone: praises bella’s existance keeley: yeah i might kill her off
I’ll get back to normal rage eventually
and yet u supplied the head
listen, you cant plan for it murder just happens to people sometimes
im sure my friend would gladly be fertiliser
listen theres about to be a murder if they continue this
claire sees a lot of ass
What light through yonder backboard breaks. It is the east and Juliet is the ball
owepigeon is a fucking nightmare but i support him
can you even read
I hate this server
I heard Owen Grady fucking sucks dick. That Owen Grady is a wood pecker
owen grady pecks wood
I love that little fucker
I don’t know, consult the oracle.
the whole cult thing is really sold on that many of us have the same face
hey guys i’m looking for a good cult to join, i heard they are really loving and the killing is a plus. any ideas?
DINOFAM IS THE CULT FOR YOU
i’m just here for the cult shit
jesus wants to hill that little bitch
I WOULD KILL HIM
if rachel could meet anyone living or dead it’d be stanley kubrick
SAVE THE DRINKS WORRY ABOUT THE DINOS LATER
jurassic world is for alcoholics now folks
there’s going to be so much drinking on my park
hill him by your dead
by my dead
hill him
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Funny Stuff said on a Discord chat the Sentence Meme.
taken from a discord chat that my friends and I are in together and say a lot of weird shit in .
001. no fucc no succ no luck. 002. i hope i die. 003. i’m gay. 004. ahoy bitch 005. larry the cutecumber wink 006. God is Bigger than The Boogie Man 007. eat my sparkly family friendly dick you cockdouche mothershitter 008. what the fuck did I just type 009. stab me mom 010. why are you knifing me mom 011. death awaits me at the gates of hell (jumping onto my pony) Later nyall 012. i'm scared of talking food 013. fam if u wanna be included in the weeding dong pull this shit 014. let weeding dong die 015. nintendo can suck my donkey kongs 016. hey let's read veggietales porn 017. i lay awake at night thinking about hajime 018. i was threatened? 019. I want to die 020. guess i'm a real dick sucker now 021. i’m doing god's work 022. god is so toxic 023. choke on a walnut 024. CHOKE ON A NUT 025. gimm like `0 moints to make coffee 026. i thought discord borked 027. GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED 028. THE BEE MOVIE IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE 029. im dlirting. disgusted flirtying 030. do you have time to talk about our lord and savior ____ 031. i'm literally disowning all of you 032. buzz buzz 033. i want death 034. hajime is G A Y ; you can quote me on that 035. (with love) Die 036. bork bork 037. they should spend a night in the wendigo cave 038. good christian boy 039. i will personally dropkick you into a pond of geese 040. I AM THE EGG MAN HEAR ME CRACK 041. (stabs self, yolk goes spilling everywhere) oh no! my yolk! 042. AH NO !!! WATERSPORTS 043. SHIT FUCKING GODDAMN asshole 044. i hope u fuc king fuck urself u motherfucker cocktwat aSS FU CKER SHIT SICLE TWAT BAG 045. the fuck the fucking FUCK 046. i should've shoved spongebob up his ass 047. I'M GONNA MCFREAKIN(TM) SHOVE A COCKSICLE IN THE CANNON BALL GERONIMO BEARFUCKER SCHMUCKS!!!!!!! 048. GOD IS DEAD 049. when life gives you lemons take those lemons and shove them so far up the earth's ass everything fucking explodes and we all die so we're finally released frOM OUR MEANINGLESS FUCKING EXISTENCE LMAO LIFE CAN KISS MY ASS I NEVER WANTED THESE LEMONS HONESTLY JUST FUCKING S U C K I T 050. I JSS UT C HCOKED ON A AUFCKCIGN ME ABT BALL VOER THESE 051. everypony run 052. FUCK YOU ME QUOTE 053. wanna meet up in some catacombs? it’ll be sexy i promise 054. every time i breathe i get receiptsd 055. his ahoge is a shooty 056. hajime. cant. shooty. his. gay. 057. ko will take hajimes ahoge and shoot himself 058. im washing my eyes with acid as i type 059. ____ I'M GONNA BORK YOU NOW 060. fUCK OFF YOU EDGY PRICK I WAS JOKIGN 061. um, i have a winter feel, check your seasons. 062. i will murder all of you 063. it's a fuckin fanfiction 064. gay voice: i'm in 065. physically my body is here but mentally I’m in the astral plane beating myself up in the target parking lot 066. jesus don't you know your fucking veggietales lore
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heyo its another ancient recovered animorphs liveblog post heho here we go
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bird torture: a fun animorphs book
we have reached true ax-tobias fusion. maximum shorm
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Back when I was a regular kid, school dances made me a little uneasy. I've always been a loner and all, and they just weren't my thing. But now! Now that I spent most of my life as a red-tailed hawk - hunting, flying, protecting my meadow - dances made me feel even weirder.
this is so funny??? imagine if marco was even a 5th as funny as tobias
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Bird-boy at the ball.
gkldfkdg fuckin,, Yea
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Did I mention that my name is Tobias? Just Tobias. Even if it were safe to tell you my last name, I'm not sure I'd know what to say. Whether it would be a human name, an Andalite name, or just "hawk." I don't know. Because, see, I'm a little of each.
Tobias Hawk. birdman boyo local forest resident feather friend tobias the third and fourth, son of The Blue Man
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It felt good to hear Jake say I was indispensable, but: with Jake you could never be sure anymore what was sincere. And what was just expedient. He'd been the most open of guys, back in the old days. What you saw with Jake was what you got. But he'd been a leader for a long time now. He'd learned to say what he needed to say.
Jake needed me as one of the Animorphs. He liked me, respected me, was happy for me when I was happy. And, when he had to, he used me without regard for anything but winning.
can everyone stop offering their insights as to how jake has changed its taking years off my life
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<Been boning up on famous leaders, haven't you?>
what does this mean. what the fuck does this mean. like i know these books were written a while ago but specifically what does this particular sentence mean right here right now (there is every possibility that it’s some kind of bizarre typo tho bc when ur getting things like “p J_L [-I p -P 1,” somewhat regularly u learn to give these books the benefit of the doubt but like. Still)
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ax: *guiding tobias through his first andalite morph and sharing andalite customs with him* me: *biting my fist, holding back tears* m-maximum shorm
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tobias is always going on about his amazing hawk vision and honestly im laughing bc im just imagining him looking at everything super zoomed in all the time like when u look through binoculars at someone who’s standing right in front of you i mean i know it doesn’t work like that bu t
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<Marco, what exactly are you doing in the fondue?> Rachel asked. <Exactly? Well ... I wanted to see if it would still taste good sucked up through a fly mouth. You gonna help me or do you just want to bust me? > <Let him get eaten,> Rachel advised.
rachel, my guiding light, my queen
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ok like. no offense but like. i have class tomorrow morning, i have to get up at 7, which is 4 hours from now, right. it’s 3am and i should be asleep right now, but instead i thought it’d be a fun idea to read some animorphs, u know, my favorite book series which always gives me happy emotions, like right now how it’s doing that by making me read this goddamn fuckening Bird Torture and the saddest fucking memories in the goddamn world happening all at once what the fuck??? like irl this is so fucked up this book is some new wave shit tier garbage why are u making me read this!!!
i Like tobias i literally dont Need this in my life, theyre physically torturing him and he’s dissociating super hard and reliving vivid memories of his shitty fucking human life and i dont have time for this i just dont! im tired!! stop hurting my son!!! im suing K.A. Applegate and Friends™ for the unfettered destruction of my emotional well-being what the Fuck
(you’ll have to excuse me for liveblogging literally none of it ok i tried but it’s just so much. it’s so much. theres no way to liveblog that, the only way to experience it is to read the whole thing all in one go and tangibly feel your soul slipping from your body until ur just a motionless husk hosting the echoes of the horrors you’ve just borne witness to, trust me on this)
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I started to run toward Rachel. She saw me and smiled. I slowed as I neared her, breathing hard. And suddenly I had my arms around her. I buried my face in her hair. She held me tightly. - I smiled. "Let's fly." "Yeah," she agreed. "Right after I do this." She kissed me. "Okay, now let's fly," she said and laughed her wild, wicked, self-mocking Rachel laugh. - Who am I? What am I? A bird. A boy. Something not quite human. Something more than human. The person Rachel loves.
i didnt go through all that andalite-themed buildup and 25 pages of bird torture and identity crises only to be met with this rachel/tobias heterosexual agenda propaganda in all honesty let’s be fuckig real here,,,
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it is now the next morning i got 2 and a half hrs sleep thanks tobias
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[moving on to a new book]
me when someone starts talkin shit
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But I really am your basic, average girl.
and im here to save the world, u cant stop me cause im kim po ssi ble
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<What am I looking for, exactly?> <A doodle. It's, um, of a .. . a heart,> I stammered. I tried to climb up the desk leg. But it was metal. My claws couldn't get a grip. <Think I see it,> Rachel answered. <lf the heart has "Cassie Loves Jake" printed in the middle with a really dorky cupid drawn next to it.>
cassie
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“Okay, there's that girl, Holly Perry, you know, she transferred from Polk?" Marco said from his seat on one of the big bales of hay in my barn. "I want my Chee to ask her out for me. I tried a couple of times, but this thing happened with my voice." "He started clucking like the chicken he is," Rachel commented.
God,
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aldrea keeps referring to tobias as “the nothlit” rather than his name and im not rly sure what it’s supposed to indicate bc she’s literally a nothlit too? and she takes pride in being a nothlit, completely thinks of herself as hork-bajir and not andalite so it can’t be othering?? it’s also kind of interesting bc tobias completely thinks of himself as hawk and not human (well kind of) so it’s like? parallels??
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#retag later#animorphs blogging#im hate how little context these liveblogs offer like who tf is aldrea hello. i mean /i/ know who she is but dam#cant wait til we get to the liveblogs where i stopped giving a shit abt how long these posts were lmfaoooooo#in fact im p sure that happens in the next one ooo boy#also i tried out a new format for these posts since the bullet points seemed a little counter-intuitive#i hope this makes things clearer & easier to understand. u know. for all .2 of my readers#(both of them are me)
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in which i react to the chatzy because replies are hard:
Edward and Isabella try to solve their Jessica Jones dilemma
yah the dilemma being that she sEES THROUGH YO SHIT U 2
it goes on like this for a while.
“Honestly, Jessica Jones has been irritating me for weeks.”
you’ve talked to her twice. and texted once. AND U INITIATED 2/3 OUT OF THESE
There was nothing Edward hated more than getting struck in the face.
sucks to sucks snek. ALSO U R SO MELODRAMATIC SHE DIDNT EVEN HIT YOU HARD OMG SHE COULD LITERALLY CAVE IN YOUR SKULL IF SHE WANTED TO U GOT OFF LUCKY OKAY
“But soon you won’t have to. I can promise you that much.”
do u wanna die edward nygma. do u.
Jessica Jones had crossed a line.
gurl. jessica jones crosses lines like its her goddamn job
She had listened to her drunken ramblings, and offered her help, and politely asked her to stay out of their lives.
pulling out receipts: “Oh, I’m so glad I could help you. Do me a favor and please stop texting Edward“ -- such polite sarcasm. write the next miss manners ok. also, u sat down next to her and ur offer of help only came after you insulted her a lot.
This wasn’t his fault, after all.
kilgrave made him do it
she didn’t want the other woman dead.
“Well, that’s your choice. Drink yourself to death.” r u sure isabella u seem confused
If he proposed murder, she had another idea up her sleeve, but she wanted him to lead.
just casually accepting that her boyfriend might propose murder. BUT JESS IS THE CRAZY ONE OKAY. also, isabella, thought u werent a sidekick
I need more information on her before I can start plotting something. She can’t get away with hitting me, or toying with our relationship though
from cheesy bond villain to five year old to ‘casually insisting we’re in a relationship even tho we never talked about it’ -- the faces of edward snekma
No one was allowed to hit him like that. No one was allowed to publicly embarrass him.
everyone needs 2 hit you okay. how bout u calm down. it was an empty park in the middle of the night, public only by technicality
Where Edward’s rage was fiery, and his every word burned with anger, Isabella’s fury was glacial and restrained.
i have nothing funny to say here, this is just a beautiful image
“She has shared a lot with me over these past few weeks. I know about her past.”
R U FUCKING KIDDING ME ISABELLA JUST HO W DARE IM S CREAMING I CANNOT HANDLE THIS WAHT THE ACTUAL FUCK
bonus:
cold and triumphant.
bitch u aint won nothing yet. unless u triumphant that u a bitch
despite his anger for Jessica, he felt a warm fondness for the woman in front of him. She was a force. Intelligent – enough to keep up with him but not quite at his level. He respected and adored that. She was gorgeous as well.
when u wanna plot revenge but YOUR GF IS JUST SO DAMN HOT
“Isabella, do tell me what she’s shared.”
did u intentionally phrase this as a COMMAND and not a QUESTION because I’M SHOOK
She wanted to knock Jessica Jones off her moral pedestal, and show the other woman that she had chosen this. She had chosen Edward.
MORAL PEDESTAL HAVE YOU EVER MET JESSICA JONES SHE IS THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF A GARBAGE CAN, SHE TAKES BRIBES, BREAKS INTO PEOPLE’S HOUSES, AND HATES BUBBLES. WHAT KIND OF MORAL PEDESTAL IS THAT. HER MORAL PEDESTAL IS A WHISKEY BOTTLE
also uh huh sure u did bby u keep telling urself that this is allll ur choice
Killing the guy who had hurt her had clearly damaged her
jessica was damaged long before that shit, u have no idea
“Well, she’s a murderer”
okay u have some idea ALSO WTF HOW DARE. YOU’RE JUST GONNA TAKE THIS AND DROP IT IN LIKE YOU’RE MENTIONING THE WEATHER?? WELL, IT’S SNOWING. WELL, DON’T FORGET TO PICK UP THE MILK. WELL, SHE’’S A MURDERER. AND ALL WHILE SITTING ACROSS FROM YOUR ACTUAL MURDERER. WHO YOU LIVE WITH.
and then u take a sip of tea, i fucking did u just
i can see why ed likes u UR BOTH SO EXTRA. SNEKTRA.
back up:
Isabella met Edward’s gaze and couldn’t remember what it had been like to hate him in that all-consuming, festering, corrosive way. Now, all of her rage was directed at the woman who had dared to insult her by suggesting that she’d been controlled, who had the audacity to hit him.
had the goddamn balls to hit him more like. also, look at how isabella is aware that she’s transferred her anger from ed to jessica, but doesn’t see this aS AN ISSUE. bc when you have to twist your moral viewpoint enough to see your abuser/murderer as the love of your life, everyone else who doesnt accept that viewpoint becomes the enemy
“I think that’s why she turned to alcohol. His death really weighs on her conscience. She was lying on the sidewalk, drunk, when I last saw her.” She wrinkled her nose in disgust. “I think she’s homeless, too, which may come in handy.”
listen we dont talk about jessica jones’ alcoholism okay we DONT. especially when our name is hissabella. & fuck u, she was tired ok. ALSO SHE HAS A HOTEL ROOM OKAY SHE ISNT TOTALLY HOMELESS
A murderer she said. Well, there was tons of things he could do to her now. Tons of games and traps he could set up with that theme in mind. She thought she was all high and mighty but she killed just as Edward had. She wasn’t so different from him at all.
u strangled your girlfriend, chopped her up, murdered the guy who caught you burying the body, and before all that you murdered your girlfriends previous boyfriend bc u thought u were a white knight.
jessica killed her literal stalker/abuser because he was more dangerous alive than dead and still feels haunted by it every day. she spent weeks avoiding that exact option. totally the same
Edward was making a life for himself, he was moving on and redeeming himself to society and then she came with her high morals and smacked him right in the face with it. Now it was coming out that she was a hypocrite.
u were thinking about killing a woman who bruised you two minutes ago. also, you killed a woman and framed the joker, like yeah, totes reformed. rather be a hypocrite than DELUSIONAL. high morals omg, she just asked u not to be a dickhole to the woman u murdered
“Oh, dear.” He purred.
jfc edward i cant with u
“Oh, did he ever want to torture her for believing she was better than he was... She couldn’t better herself and be a productive member of society. *
how do u start a paragraph wanting to torture someone and end it believing that you are a better asset to society omfg
“Isabella… I can’t believe people just tell you all of this. God you’re… incredible. I bet that you can get information from anyone you please! With ease.” What an asset she would be to the Riddler.
and to this diiiiick (im so sorry, but its sami & sophies fault for getting shippy in the middle of THIS. MURDER-PLANNING & CHILL JFC.
Watching Edward think was a genuine privilege, and Isabella smiled as he took in her information.
r u goddamn serious right now, o h m y g o d
that Isabella was stupid and easily manipulated, and controlled
jessica has said exactly none of these things.
There was a new cadence when Edward spoke, a chilling note that she had never heard before, and it sent a pleasant shiver down Isabella’s spine.
ew. ick. BAD TOUCH.
He was right, of course. Jessica Jones was a hypocrite, projecting her hatred of the man who had hurt onto Edward. They were nothing alike.
right. nothing. not at all. except that you’re both victims of horrific traumas who got the chance to face down their abusers and who feel haunted by memories and cant get in cars, sure.
“Hypocrisy, thy name is Jessica Jones,” Isabella replied, smiling.
y r u like this
“Oh my, thank you, Edward,” she said, unable to keep the happiness out of her tone.
THIS IS A MURDER PLOT NOT A 1950S SITCOM
I can get more information from Jessica, but I would have to lie about you. I’m sorry.
i just. i cant. how did u go from pointing a gun at this man to apologizing for potentially lying about him in the future in order to help him get revenge on another woman who did basically nothing to you???
Reaching after she did and taking her hand. He saw her reaching hers out as an invitation for Ed to hold hers.
holding hands, talking about revenge, the perfect couple
It would be beneficial for us if she is to believe we are not in cahoots at all. Give it a little time to cool off and then go to her – crying, preferably. It would be easier to work against her if she trusts you.
firstly, ed becomes a cartoon western villain at the beginning of this sentence. also COMMAND, COMMAND, COMMAND. but sure isabella, ur in total control here, as you let ed tell you every little thing to do
You said this man was terrible to her? Probably an abuser? Dig up information on what he was like by speaking to her. I’ll try and find files on him or any information at all, really. I want to get his voice down pact. A perfect imitation.
NO NO NO NON NO NO NO NO ONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
DO NOT DO THAT DO NOT HOW I JUST I HAVE ACTUAL PHYSICAL PAIN READING THIS BIT
He smiled, almost cruelly at what he had in mind. They could bring this man back to life in her memory and torment her easily with him. Rub who she had killed right in her face so she knew that she was not the moral woman she wanted to believe she was. So she was reminded by what she had done.
ALMOST CRUELLY. ALMOST. BECAUSE THIS ISN’T THE HELL JESSICA ALREADY GODDAMN LIVES THROUGH EVERY GODDAMN DAY. L O L. ALMOST.
They were together on this. Holding Edward’s hand like the affirmation that Jessica hadn’t broken them, the way she’d planned to.
but he’s taking the lead, bc hes cute when hes being a patriarchal bastard. also, ‘planned’ gives jessica jones way too much credit. her plans suck way worse than this.
judged Edward to some insane moral standard that didn’t even allow him to defend himself.
YOU MEAN THE MORAL STANDARD OF DONT KILL YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND AND MAKE HER FEEL LIKE YOU RUINED HER LIFE ONCE UPON A TIME??
As she thought of all the chances she’d given that woman, every offer to help her, Isabella felt the righteous anger freezing her veins again.
again. u met twice. talked 3 times.
It would be a fascinating character study. A chance to observe Jessica’s reactions to emotional stimuli in a controlled environment.
what the ever loving fuck isabella when the hell did you fall this far YOU’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT OBSERVING AN EXPERIMENT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT DESTROYING A WOMAN’S LIFE FOR THE LOLZ
And Isabella was a very adept liar, and she didn’t often get to put that skill into practice.
UR ALSO A VERY ADEPT SNEK hissabella. krisssssten
say that I’ve cut you off.” She held his hand a little tighter when she spoke, to reassure him that she wouldn’t dream of doing that.
gag. look how desperate she is -- trying to convince him or herself hmmm?
“We can make her think he’s come back from the dead! I’m proof that’s possible, after all.”
have i mentioned that i fucking h8 u omg
“How are you so perfect?”
at this point, the chatzy devolves into a shippy shippy shipfest. they stop plotting like 80s villains and start acting like a 50s couple. they decide to move in, but isabellas sleeping in the guest room, wink-wink. and then there’s these two bits:
Was he not reformed?
… He would do this one thing. Torture Jessica, then he’d go back to the normal, bland life he had been fighting for, for five years.
you sound thrilled about that idea edward.
How had she ever thought she could live without Edward? She had been pieces of two people, disconnected and fragmented, but orbiting her life around him was pulling her together again.
when isabella first got to starcity, she was alllll about making a life for HER. a life outside of what ed & oswald & the court did to her. and now, she’s filled the holes in herself with bits of him and let him take over her whole life
they were both trying so hard to make new lives, but the second this old flame came back, they threw themselves on the fire
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Shit my cousins and I say in our group chat:
- “I DONT LOOK LIKE A COW I EAT COWS” “cannibalism”
- “a goose laughing into hell”
- “IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH”
- “i cant unsee pandas as cows”
- “do cows have fur”
- “our songs are very meme-ful and emo-tional”
- “it’s raining men~” “lmao imagine their screams as they descend to the grounds at high speeds”
- “I heard the horrifying crunch of a snail’s soul under my foot just now” “u monster”
- “my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun” “Isn’t that a euphemism for penis” “Yeah bc sometimes I can be a dick” “It has been said”
- finger guns tiredly
- “IM SCREAMING INTO THE ABYSS”
- “say bloody furry in front of the mirror three times and one will appear”
- “Say hello to my 16 furbabies” “how dare you call your children that”
- “i will disown you” “You won’t be the first, let me just say”
-“………..a fucking disgrace”
- “liBRO”
- 😀❓❔❓❔❕❔❕❔
- “i love it when my body decides to celebrate the final day of my finals by bleeding”
- “YOU ARE TO BE CLEANSED OF YOUR SINS OF SULLYING THE PURE IMAGE OF BEAVY THE BEAVER”
- “you may now kiss the bride” 👁👅👁
- “im not gonna pay 50 bucks for a political frog”
- “yo” “is it me you’re looking for?” “I can’t believe I sang my greeting with your reply smh” “it’s the modern way lmao”
“idk how you find all the panda vids” “Idk either they just come to me. like shits”
- “I am suffer”
- *sends video of self to the group* “my phone literally froze what satanism did you pass to me I’m screaming into hell”
- “my keyboard lagged” “fucking karma bitch” “suck a dick” 👁👅👁
- “everytime I read a smut fanfic that has the sentence ‘fluttering hole’ I actually imagined a butterfly fluttering it’s wings I want to die”
- “I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY ANUSES FLUTTER ARE THEY FLUTTERING BECAUSE FARTING????”
- “YOU DO NOT ATTACK ME WITH ART AT 3.30AM”
- “What if my boobs make the eyes 3d”
- “Im second guessing everything I’ve decided and lol that sucks balls”
- *imagining what would happen if we have sugar daddies* “you’ll pay me back at home baby ;)” “but I’m a poor student I have no money”
- “I, a tiny,”
- “what is relax” “a foreign concept”
- “A BIRD MAMA. AN OBAMA”
#for writing ref i guess???#idk#this is just amusing i never actually knew what kind of nonsense we were sprouting until i went through the chat#like these things are mostly said in two days#personal#marsrb
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