#“hes like princess diana if she was a lil gay boy”

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WILL BYERS IN EVERY EPISODE Episode #204: WILL THE WISE

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Meet my GL2 ocs :D

Ruby Jewels (Name by: @randomperson1638 thx you for giving her a name) a redesign version of an spoiled brat and she is not one of the villains ok she had no sins (she sinless btw) she lesbian

Ryana an cute lil chunky oc ^v^ (Ryana is trans so she is born as a boy and change her gender to female) Ryana is a human

Nature child, she died of being chocked by the vines and she became an nature angel, (she is aroace cuz she had no attraction to any gender ok)

Pure, she is wingless cuz Darker rip her wings but she had a ability to fly without wings so yea she is wingless Angel (angels don’t need wings btw) she straight ally, made her from an art challenge

Jason, he an demon, don’t ask about his skin cuz I made him from an art challenge of making demons, also this hair kinda reminds y’all that his hair is made of pineapple, so yea he had pineapple hair, he is also straight ally

Plum, she is not a human she is a plum ok, also from an art challenge, she is pansexual

Horror, y’all may know her cuz of my last post, she is half demon and half angel, her parents doesn’t hate her only other demons and angels, she is omnisexual

Girl, you guys also see her in my last post from last month ago, an goddess of feminism, she is any sexuality of your choice, married relationships with Gender Neutral and Boy

Holy, she is an faceless angel, she is sapphic, I can’t make a good pic of her cuz her wings are big, she an angel and I made her from 2 months ago during Halloween

Eerie soul, you guys also see her in my last post too, I update her bolder thingy, she use the bolder thing to hit people in the head and kill them, she is straight ally again, she lost her husband and kids cuz people in Spain kill her and her family and she haunts men and children to be a family again or looking her family (kinda like La Llorona some you guys may know about her and people who are Mexicans also know her)

Diana, my very old oc, she is lesbian and Jassy’s gf (Aglia hates Diana but didn’t know that Diana is Jassy’s gf) Diana is not a kitsune, a Wendigo, or a deer, she is an princess goddess of diamonds

Miles, you guys see him in my last post, redesign version of bad boy, Neko’s bf, he gay, he is half wolf and half demon

Jackie (name by @idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff thx you for giving thema name ^v^) Jackie is a Hybird, they are half rabbit, half wendigo, half goat, and half human, (cuz hybirds can be any half species) you also may call them Hyona(not name by @idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff@) but Jackie is still her name ok

Neko, redesign version of OwO cat, Miles’ bf, he gay, he is an cat but he is 0% sus and 1000000000% normal, he likes anime

Indigo, made them bigender, Indigo had been abuse by their parents for being Bigender but they run away, they are also bisexual too, Indigo is a human

Ocean, he is not a human he is a train (old oc and he is my Thomas the train oc) he been taken by scientists and he was experimented and Demin, Cerulean, and Sapphire kidnapped him and took him and treat him like he is their youngest brother so yea he been adopted, he Omnisexual, he always wanted to go to the ocean

Heather, Jassy’s childhood friend, Heather is not straight she is lesbian, human, she wanting Jassy to be back because Jassy been abuse by her stepfather because of her biographical parents had a divorce in few years that Jassy’s parents never get divorced they love each other and loves Jassy and her siblings, Heather join the detective gang

Insane, you guys also see him too in my last vid, I update him a lil, Insane possess people and turn them into crazy psychopaths, he not an demon he is a virus

Gore, you guys may not see her but you guys see her as a genderbend, Gore hates people but not her friends, she never hates Jassy cuz Jassy never do anything bad to Gore, she is lesbian, she is a Gorgon means that she can turn people into stone, GL2 had no snake hair for Gorgon ocs but we can use Brazilian hair as Gorgon hair, or other hair that are look like snake hair for your Gorgon oc, Gore had trust issues, crush in Jassy

Realistic man, you guys seen him in my VERY LAST post of Jassy’s and his past, he was use to be an Seraphim(but without an Angel with wings that had eyes on them) He was thrown out of heaven because Heaven was attack, and was adopted by humans a group of nuns and priests, he been married and had 3 kids (Jassy is one of them) and 1 unborn child, so he is Jassy’s biological father, the reason why Jassy run away from her home because she wanted Realistic man back and become a family again with her biological mother and siblings and adopt Kyle and then Kyle got kill by Aglia and her unborn child is also got kill by Aglia(Yall know about Kyle) so yea he is an entity and an seraphim, his real name is Damarcus

Hand, he is just an demonic hand with one eye, I try to make him but he LOOK LIKE THIS💀 hand is autosexual

Antonia, she is a human and redesign version of gacha heat, she is lesbian and a wrestler, she been rap3 by her own stepfather but she beat him up and her mother kill him(her mother didn’t get a new husband anymore cuz she didn’t want Antonia be rap3) she had a gf name Autum

Autum, she is Antonia’s gf, bisexual, made her from an art challenge again, born in September, Virgo, and her birthstone is Sapphire, she is human

Moonlight, she is an alien, an star alien, she creates stars of an dead soul, sweetful, loves creatures of space, loves humans, loves galaxy, she is sapphic

Monarch, she is aromantic, she is not a butterfly she a fairly, made her form an art challenge

Máximo, he is an Brazilian, he a human, he is trans and demiboy, he work as an builder, support every countries

Sea, daughter of Seala the sea goddess, Stari is her pet, loves animals in the ocean, loving, caring, and beautiful, she is bisexual, she a mermaid

Deep, he also a mermaid, had a crush on Sea, pansexual, loves animals that are in the deep, doesn’t mind about humans, hates when humans taking animals and other mermaids

Color, an entity of color, loves all the color, creates the whole earth with colors, painter, never kill humans at all he harmless, bisexual and nonbinary

that all it I had more ocs to work on :) hope you like them

[jobamadotnet]

TOP 10 rappers ever (in my opion)

10 - 2 Pac

2pac helped pave the way for good soul kind people to enter the rap scene and made raping cool again

he also had beef wit some fat ass named. Biggie smalls lol funny name

Unfortunately 2pac passed away after losing control of his vehicle after trying to evade paparazzi with his wife princess Diana and his son mario judah 😿😿😿😿

Some people say 2 pack is alive still and is hiding somewhere in Albania so I'll have to come there someday and see if I can find him.

9- Obama

Obama is the first black rapper of Dominican decent and paved the way for Michael Jackson to make ABC song for the Jackson's 5 thanks jobama

8 - Jack Black

Jack black the first black rapper to have black in his name

He also made the peaches song which directly inspired kendrick lamars critically acclaimed masterpice section 80 which was included in the insanely successful video game django unchained by naughty dog for the ps2 which sold 3 trillion copies in 2 picoseconds

7 - Nas

Nas was the first gay rapper and paved the way for lil Nas x and was the first homosexual person since homosexuallity was invented in 1664 by two Israeli teachers who got bored while sitting by the fire.

Nas also made the only rap album ever Illmatic which was the first rap album ever made in 1873.

6 - Ye

Ye fka Kanye West Is the first rapper to be Autistic and Have ADHD. (He is literally me)

He is also the first rapper to have never read book (also me)

But unfortunately He is a Soulja Boy Meatrider and has defended Elon Musk so his public execution is on September 11th, 2001.

5- Ashnikko

I put this here just to piss some folks off but it's true. Ashnikko >>>>> Kanye (this is joke pls no kil)

Ashnikko is the first gay woman reaper and the first blue person to be better than eminem 🐱🐱🐱🐱

Eminem is not on this list because I forgot he was a rapper.

4- Grimes

Grimes is the first female rapper to sound like angels coming inside of me

She also was in the suicide squad movie wit jared leto (my mom didn't let me see that movie cause it was rated r also I heard it was just a bad film but idk it could be misunderstood af or something I gotta peep it now that I think about it)

Also she likes robots and elves and shi and kan man still talking about how much he loves hitler and shit even though let's be real he's secretly gay for that dude.

3- Andrew Tate

andere tate is the first rapper with a bhuttload money

he is also the first rapper to live in Romania

He is also the first pregnant rapper (Yes he beat Nas to the punch.)

Unfortunately he got booty raped In the Romanian gulag and now he spends the rest of his life inside of his home with mematic kill agent

2 - Lotus Juice

little juice is the first Chinese rapper being birthed before the first rapper ever (Michael Soft)

Rapping was a medium invented by teh Chinese to control public consciousness by implanting nanomachines that turn babies into elijon muskrat

Unfortunately after wrapping up production on the critically acclaimed Persona 3 Soundtrack Lotus Juice died in a fatal Warthog crash In Halo 3.

Honorable Mentions

JAY-Z

Hov, Aka Jigga is the first rapper to get laid, see anything is possible... u just gotta put the work in.

Playboi Carti

Playboi Carti is the first rapper to sound like an autistic mole rat and plays Danganronpa #BasedOrCringe???

Eminem

Eminem was the first Latinx Rapper 🥶🥶🥶 he is also the first rapper to rhyme orange with door hinge nine inch ice age

KID CUDI

Kid cudi is the first rapper to hum instead of rap changing the medium for da future generations

Pusha T was going to be on this list but has been disqualified due to his horrific crimes against salamanders

1- Tyler, The Creator

T man is the only alive clipse fan in the year 2023, and he is also the only rapper with a foot fetish therefore making him the best rapper of all time because I said so also he's literally me

Thanks for reading

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So at the start of 2019, I made the resolution to read more books! I used to be a voracious reader as a kid, but between college and grad school I kind of...forgot how to do that? So I got myself a library card (clutch, tbh) and spent the year enjoying free books and audiobooks!

Below the cut are the books that I read with short reviews about them. They aren’t the only books I started, but the cool thing about a library card is that since the books are free, you don’t feel bad about not finishing them if you don’t like them! 

Take a gander, maybe you’ll find your next favorite read!

Brief summary, meaning my favorite books of the year: An Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir, Outlander by Diana Gabaldon, and An Absolutely Remarkable Thing by Hank Green!

As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales from the Making of the Princess Bride by Cary Elwes 7/10 IDK if I enjoyed this because of nostalgia or because it was the first book I borrowed with my fancy dancy library card but either way it was nice to read a first hand account of one of my favorite movies, written by an actor that obviously feels a lot of affection towards it. Snaps to you, Cary Elwes.

Wonder Woman: Warbringer by Leigh Bardugo 7/10 I read it because it was Wonder Woman! She saves a girl who washes up on the shores of Themyscira and goes on an adventure to save her from ancient magic forces. TBH it wasn’t anything earth shattering but it was a fun, adventurous read and an entertaining story. Minus two points because Leigh Bardugo got paid to write fanfiction and I haven’t achieved that yet.

The Selection by Keira Cass 6/10 It was interesting enough to finish the audiobook, and I continued it because I was curious as to what would happen. It’s almost like a medieval AU of The Bachelor. But then the dreaded love triangle came up and I didn’t like where it was going so I didn’t finish the sequel. Entertaining enough, but not one I would go back to.

Wicked Appetite / Wicked Business / Wicked Charms by Janet Evanovich 6/10 Again, juuuuuuuust interesting enough for me to finish the audiobooks. It was the first audiobooks I got with ye olde librarie carde so that’s probably why I was so attached to finishing them. Also it’s about a girl that has magic baking powers, which is also probably why I wanted to finish it. She has to track down dragon balls or something I can’t really remember but it wasn’t bad.

Outlander / Dragonfly in Amber / Voyager by Diana Gabaldon 8/10 I LOVED Outlander, loved Dragonfly in Amber slightly less, and could barely finish Voyager. The series is about a British WWII nurse who gets sent back in time to 1793 Scotland and has to navigate all that mess. Jamie Fraser and eventually Fergus are the crown jewels of this story. Outlander was fantastic to me, it was interesting and funny and saucy and all in all a good story about time travel and the repercussions. There’s like, five more books in the series but again, I lost interest. I’ll probably go back and see what happens though cause I think Gabaldon brings in new characters.

The Lost Girls of Paris by Pam Jenoff 8/10 A book about women spies in WWII France?? Fighting the Nazis and falling in love and being heroes?? Loved it. The characters were real and the fear palpable. Minus two points cause the love subplot was a touch underdeveloped but who knows man war changes things.

A Conjuring of Light by VE Schwab 9/10 The third in the series starting with A Darker Shade of Magic. I loooooooved the characters in this story, the plot twists were exciting instead of annoying, and the way that she uses magic and secrets and reveals were perfection. And I actually really enjoyed the ending, which is surprising. Would read again.

An Absolutely Remarkable Thing by Hank Green 9/10 A super interesting story about a mysterious sculpture that appears in New York and the subsequent fallout of crazy things that happen. I listened to the audiobook and the narrators were perfect, the story is fast paced and has good twists and the characters are super real and relatable and fallible. TBH I read it cause it’s John Green’s brother (I assume, I didn’t fact check) and he did NOT disappoint. Minus one point just cause I can’t bring myself to give out 10′s a lot.

Cinder by Marissa Meyer 8/10 Honestly? People shit on this book but I really enjoyed it. It’s fun and heart wrenching and an interesting take on the Cinderella story. One of these days I’ll finish Scarlet which is the sequel.

The Time Traveler’s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger 6/10 Holy shit this was way more intense than I anticipated it being. It was a really good take on time travel and the way it affects people. Truth be told I never saw the movie, but this book was crazy and saucy and super interesting. I didn’t give it a higher rating just cause the time traveler knew his wife since she was six and that doesn’t sit well with me.

Simon Vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli 7/10 Both the movie and the book were good, with all the drama and heartache of 1) being a teenager and 2) coming out to the people around him. Very poignant and emotional. Didn’t give it a higher rating just cause it wasn’t super memorable to me? But then again, that’s cause I’m a twenty-something woman and not a teenage gay boy so while it was beautifully written and definitely a very important book, it just wasn’t one of my faves.

Lilac Girls by Martha Hall Kelly 7/10 More women in WWII! Now with all this boss historical fiction coming out I can definitely see why guys are so obsessed with WWII. Then again, I think I would be obsessed with any stories detailing how badass women are during the war. It covers stories from all sides of the war - including the Nazis - and makes it seem so much more real. I started reading the sequel but it wasn’t quite as interesting.

The Diviners by Libba Bray 8/10 A fun fantasy mystery set in 1920′s New York! With ghosts and demons and magic powers and flappers! I really enjoyed it and am currently working on the sequel. The jargon is what really gets me like it’s so Great Gatsby but better. Would recommend.

Shatter Me by Tahereh Mafi 7/10 A patient recommended this to me. It’s about a girl imprisoned because she has powers and that is Dangerous. It’s of course a post-apocalyptic military state situation, and she’s trying to escape and low key start an uprising. A really good story with a really interesting voice to the main character. Like, this writing style was SO DIFFERENT and amazing, I’ve never read anything like it. I didn’t continue the series just because the voice was SO good and in tune that it kinda stressed me out.

Time After Time by Lisa Grunwald 6/10 An A+ concept about a ghost in the New York subway and the man who loves her. It’s an interesting take on a lil paranormal romance. I loved the lore and the historical setting (it takes place in like, the 40′s) and really paints a fantastic scene!

Berserker by Emmy Laybourne 8/10 Listen, this book was not something historians will be talking about for years to come. But it’s about a family of siblings who have magic Nordic powers and have to escape Norway and come to the US (which is in prime Old West time) to find their uncle. And they meet a COWBOY. It’s a story about family and love and also occasionally killing people because you have the blood of Odin or some shit and honestly? Catered directly to me.

Truly Devious by Maureen Johnson 8/10 A fun and cool murder mystery set in a special fancy boarding school. Maureen Johnson has been one of my faves for a long time and she did not disappoint with this! It’s about a girl obsessed with a murder at the school, and she transfers in so she can solve it. And the TWIST at the END? Great!

An Ember in the Ashes / A Torch Against the Night / A Reaper at the Gates by Sabaa Tahir 9/10 Another 9 because I can’t bring myself to give a 10, though if anything this series would get it. The voices that Tahir writes with are INCREDIBLE and the story is nuanced and compelling and so good. It’s about a teenager trying to save her brother from prison, as well as a guy graduating from assassin school. I don’t wanna say too much cause I don’t want to spoil if anyone reads it but tbh if you only pick one series PICK THIS ONE. If you like fantasy and stuff of course.

The Huntress by Kate Quinn 8/10 Listen. Mystery solving New York girl, post war. Men hunting former Nazis. Bicon Russian girl who was in the Russian Air force. Do I really need to say more? A phenomenal story that takes place before, during, and after WWII, and the wide variety of stories happening during that time. Great if you love historical fiction!

Sourdough by Robin Sloan 8/10 Just like Berserker this book probably isn’t something they’re gonna teach in English classes. But it’s about a girl who works in robotics on proprioception (!!!) and then?? Starts baking bread??? AKA everything I love in life so, you know, once again a book catering specifically to me.

Magnus Chase and the Sword of Summer by Rick Riorden 7/10 As always, Riorden delivers a phenomenal story with phenomenal characters. And it includes populations that aren’t often the main characters in literature - a homeless teen and a Muslim teen, to name two. I haven’t continued the series just cause I got distracted with other things, but I totally want to.

I’m Not Dying with You Tonight by Kimberly Jones 7/10 A grand adventure that takes place over the course of one night in Atlanta. When a riot breaks out, two girls who haven’t spoken or really know each other are pushed together and spend the rest of the night trying to survive and make it home. It demonstrates two sides of life, and how they’re the same and how they’re different. I listened to the audiobook, which had phenomenal readers.

The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee 8/10 A story about a spoiled rich bi boy who’s going on one final tour of Europe before he has to settle down and run his family’s estate. His best friend and his sister are with him, and of course everything goes to hell in a handbasket. But it’s a crazy journey and an excellent coming of age story.

In The Woods / The Likeness by Tana French 8/10 AMAZING murder mysteries! The first is about the murder of a kid in Ireland, and the toll it takes on the investigators and people around them. It has an amazing twist at the end, and even though it takes a while for them to solve the murder, it never gets boring. Same with the second one! It’s a crazy situation that would never happen in real life, but she writes it SO WELL that i don’t even care! I will probably skip the third one cause it’s about a character I don’t really like and also takes place in the past before all of this, but I do want to continue reading these!

Stay Sexy and Don’t Get Murdered by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark 8/10 A great book of essays written by the voices behind “My Favorite Murder,” which is a hilarious and semi-informative true crime podcast. But they talk about more than just true crime in the book - in fact, it’s more about things that they’ve learned throughout their crazy lives. Super eye opening and also really entertaining, and I actually listened to it before I even listened to the podcast, so I feel like that’s saying something!

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family swap au stuff

haley’s circus was in smallville for a rest stop and john and mary went out and were killed in a car crash

it was the talk of the town and martha and johnathan decided to take in their orphaned son, as he was around kara’s age (kara had just landed a few months ago and they thought she could use some company)

they tried to keep the alien thing a secret from dick but it was hard for kara not to brag (i mean come on she’s like 10 have u ever met 10 year olds)

so dick knew and demanded to meet superman and thought clark was the COOLEST EVER

and dick and kara become besties and then one day they’re on a field trip and they go to a lex corp lab for a field trip and one of the workers “accidentally” spills something on kara and dick sort of.jumps in front of her? and then it gets on them both and there’s an electric shock that gives dick kara’s powers. she still has powers but now he has a weird version of them, too

after this clark takes kara & dick and they both move into his apartment in metropolis so he can keep an eye on them and be there for their training

this all ended up with dick and kara sneaking off to the fortress as soon as they could both fly and making themselves suits and supergirl and superboy were born

dick & kara co-found the titans which consist of kid flash, speedy, aqualad, aquagirl, wonder girl, and starfire

the titans eventually disbanded but before that happened kara & babs dated for a while. they mutually broke up when babs decided to move back to atlantis and quit being aquagirl 

when the titans disbanded dick and kara decided to. move on and be a lil more solo so they became nightwing and flamebird

they were still partners but they worked less with clark or the titans and more with each other or justice leaguers 

their home base is still metropolis but they worked on cleaning up bludhaven and work worldwide

b’ara is an atlanteian and she’s the adopted daughter of orin & mera

she grew up a princess and she learned magic from her mom

when garth became aqualad, b’ara (who’s around his age) forced her dad to let her be aquagirl alongside him and garth and babs joined the titans together

babs & garth were always friends but never super close?

babs dated supergirl for a lil bit but when the titans disbanded babs decided she wasn’t so sure about being aquagirl anymore so she went home to atlantis to work with her mom some more

at some point babs went up to visit with her friends for a titans reunion and while she was up there she got shot in the back of the spine by a mugger and was paralyzed 

she had to stay up in the surface for a while after that and started doing tech stuff to help her dad with heroing

this led to her going up to the watchtower and helping the whole jl once she got really good at tech

she still goes to atlantis & can swim around still (her arms are ripped af)

cass & jason were twins born of shiva and given to cain

when they were around seven shiva showed up and killed cain and rescued her kids, leaving them with someone to take care of them. that person, of course, immediately dumped the kids in the first waste hole they could find. 

jason & cass are left in gotham and they’re both mini killers who cant talk, all alone on the streets. fun times

black canary, who occasionally teams up with batman, was in gotham and found the two of them, cold and alone

dinah was sorry for them and took them in, just for winter to get warm so she could dump them in the foster system

then she got attached and taught them how to talk and they got cursed by the wizard (who approached dinah about some sort of alternate timeline or something) and now they both had the same canary cry and before dinah knew it she made ollie pull some strings to legally adopt them and jason & cass lance were born

dinah worked to re-train them and when they were 11 cass and jason decided that it was far past time they became superheros and snuck out as gold & red canary

dinah loves them a lot but they really give her a headache sometimes

the three of them live in an apartment in star city and crash at ollie’s place a lot and when roy got addicted and ollie kicked him out dinah brought him in (cass & jason were still pretty little then) and they all bonded and roy’s basically their brother now

when tim & kon restarted the titans cass and jason became reserve members since they were a lil older 

cass & raven became really close friends through the titans

jason is close with gar and kid devil and others idk

cass and steph, another reserve member, become pretty close and become known as a nightmare pair

speaking of steph, 

she and her parents move to central when she’s like 3ish and crystal dies when steph is six

when steph’s 11 flash brings down cluemaster and adopts her

steph pressures wally into telling her how to get powers and executes the procedure and survives 

around this time, wally hung up the KF mantle, so she took it on

it only lasted a few years before she, too, had to give it up

when barry died and wally became the flash, steph picked up the mantle of dart and bart showed up soon after 

steph was a reserve member of the titans and befriended cass lance

she dated courtney whitmore when she was kid flash but when she retired they broke up

when she was dart steph & cassie got together and have been going strong since

she and damian became friends and ever since whenever hal looks at steph he gets a mini heart attack

t’hym m’orzz came to earth at the same time as his sister m’gann did, and they both sort of hung around before j’onn introduced them to kon, who’d recently come into existence, and the three of them hit it off and from kon’s older brother dick’s encouragement they re-started the titans

soon enough people like bart and cassie joined, bringing along steph and cass and jason and raven and gar an

t’hym and kon started dating and making plans to see the stars and generally being gay

duke thomas’s parents were killed by a wonder woman villain, and diana took duke in

duke convinced her to train him and she did 

the gods found out about this and blessed him with some powers (strength and flight) and he became wonder boy

he’s never been to themescyria and doesn’t really want to intrude or anything

he and cassie are best friends and when cassie joined the titans he wasn’t far behind

duke & diana have a mother/son relationship and cassie jokingly calls him her nephew since she and diana are sisters

duke and bart have mutual crushes on each other and are skirting around the issue atm

damian was dropped off with bruce and he was trying to convince him to be batboy or something when a green ring descended from the sky and announced that damian was the youngest green lantern of earth ever

bruce begrudgingly took him to hal who stuck him with jessica and simon

damian and jess immediately got along really well and it took longer but he and simon eventually got along, too

the three of them are known menaces among the green lanterns of earth and hal is eternally faceplanting at them all

damian & steph met when hal & barry started dating and all the lanterns decided to shovel talk barry

damian voice: allen PLEASE break jordan’s heart i don’t want him to be happy

steph: [snorts in laughter]

anyway damian & dick met when jon befriended damian (as new members of the new titans) and jon invited him over and dick was like “this is my new brother”

damian: hey father i have a new brother and sister now

bruce, tiredly: who

damian: stephanie allen and dick kent

bruce: im moving to ethiopia 

(feel free to ask me or my artblog @sam-and-crystal if you have any questions! <3)