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Fuck Sky Sports
#f1#formula 1#formula one#charles leclerc#canadian gp 2024#“hero to zero' FUCK YOU#all my homies hate sky sports#fuck sky sports
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DPx DC AU: Danny learns that he can change his summoning ritual and decides to go chaos mode with it i.e. A viral tiktok trend.
Danny ascends the throne and it's honestly pretty alright as far as new jobs go. He states a few opinions, makes sure no one goes to war and is slowly integrating a community service sentence to Walker's prison. It's not a bad gig, and considering the troves of gold he's now owner of, it doesn't pay too shabby either.
His main problem with the job isn't even his constituents (he likes to think they would vote for him over pariah), it's all these loony death cults! They keep summoning him with Pariah's old cold sign and it's driving him insane- After a very unhelpful smirk by CW, a long study session in GW's library and some help from Ember (she knows drama like no one else) Danny finally has a new summoning ritual.
Of course he swapped out the blood and bone for like, sour gummies and random shit he had in his backpack at the time. A TI-84. And yes, the Latin chant is that one super-fast bit of Rap God preformed to a BTS dance at speed.
But rather than keep this to himself, he gets Sam (who has a thriving plant and protest community following) to record her completing this ritual and Danny being summoned. Why? Cause it was a very specific to Sam skill that they didn't know if people could replicate and it gives Danny some plausible deniability that he tried to make it difficult when CW asks.
Posting it makes it very quickly go viral as people attempt to call it fraudulent but sure enough, Danny is now traveling the world at a moments notice.
Which is great cause it's summer and he's bored in Amity anyway (He's going to change it before he starts university in September, duh), and its even better because the second a lame ass death cult brings him forward to, like, destroy the planet, a slumber party or influencer has already summoned him away. Shit, he even met a few celebrities this way! Plus, turns out that most death cultists aren't able to rap!
Reality hit him pretty hard when he got summoned to an office space that is clearly a base of operations and the summoning spell locked him in. Literally, he has no idea how to get out of this binding spell- Danny definitely hadn't realized that was an option. Taking in the Justice League members in front of him, plus one trench coated menace, Danny groaned for a moment before thinking to ask:
"Wait- Which one of you was able to do Rap God? And the dance? Please tell me someone thought to film that!!"
#dcxdp#dpxdc#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#dc crossover#dp crossover#summoning au#ghost king danny au#Danny: Fine instead of waiting to be summoned at random ill just be summoned all the time everywhere#Danny: I will go zero to one hundred because fuck it we ball#Sam is very talented in this and i will not explain#pick ur fave hero for the performance lmao but you lose points if you pick a side kick/ younger hero#also thinking about this as the john constantine method like going from a whole soul to sooo many pieces#Danny denies starting the viral trend when they interrogate him but he doesnt deny preferring this to boredom
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Prolly gonna be my one and only rwde post (cus the fanbase is rancid and I'm not rlly a rwby fan, just a person who watches the show): some of you rwby fans are too comfortable using your queerness as a shield to silence BIPOC voices about the racist writing and your 'precious' bigoted CRWBY. You guys unironically act/think that just because you have to deal with queerphobia; you are IMMUNE to being bigoted yourself and you are INCAPABLE of parroting bigoted beliefs. Cus I know there will be a dumbass ant1-rwde posters who will try to drown out this post by saying its 'lies from the EVIL RWDE!!!': You would rather weaponize your queerness to bash on BIPOC voices, while claiming to care about our voices. You would rather be complicit with the racist writers and their racist writing, just because your racist writers gave you a queer ship. There is no shame nor issue in projecting the abused you suffered onto the characters, however you refuse to see through the characters and their writing through a BIPOC lens. You do not get the right to impose your perspective of the characters at the expense of BIPOC voices, you do not get to twist our voices to be alt-right bigots because we called out RWBY's rampant racism. You do not get the right to say you give a shit about BIPOC and have #BLM in your bio when you fervently defend your bigoted company. You do not get to pretend to care about racism when you buy merch off of your bigoted company. My fellow BIPOC (especially the queer BIPOC): why are you guys so comfortable dismissing your fellow poc about their discomfort with RWBY's racist writing? BIPOC are not a monolith with the same opinions about racism in media; but some of you guys are weirdly comfortable with turning a blind eye to your fellow BIPOC getting dogpiled by the white fandom. We can and will disagree, you not agreeing as a BIPOC about RWBY's racist writing is not what I take issue with. The issue lies within you upholding the racial colourblindness in the fandom; like how the fandom was ok with throwing the racism under the bus in favour of queerness, you are ok with throwing your BIPOC peers under the bus for white queerness. Sincerely, a POC who has been watching the fandoms rampant racism problem ever since 2019.
#rwde#bitches be like: 'yeah we know that rwby handled racism bad :)))'#then get fucking furious when you say 'adam taurus being retconned from a minority rights fighter to an abusive ex was kinda bad'#go watch unicornofwar's white fang video and think about it holy shit. listen to the white guy if u dont wanna listen to poc#white fans get furious when you say that rwby has a racism problem TO THIS DAY#you dare mention how the 'villains' are all poc with visible ethnic traits/darker skin tones#while our heroes are white as fucking paper with zero ethnic traits#they would scream to the heavens that ruby and yang are chinese#despite being very much modelled off of white women/afabs#while also be giddy about whitewashing james to fit their evil facist dictator narrative#despite james being modelled off of an ACTUAL asian man unlike ruby and yang#and is one of the few characters who have visible ethnic features unlike ruby and yang#fandom racism goes unchecked over here and i have never felt so unsafe in a fandom#at the end of the day: ig white ppl will always prioritize themselves at the expense of bipoc#'omg we're ur allies#i totally understand how it feels like to be discriminated against 🥺'#<- not even a week later you borderline gaslight a poc rightfully saying its fucking weird to be making animal jokes about blake#at this point? call me a slur#dont pretend you give a shit about me as a poc#dont even fucking bother being my friend as a white queer if ur just gonna spout the same shit i see online#rwby fans you guys are one of the most racist fandoms out there#btw if you guys are gonna come at me with racism and harassment#you will be blocked <3#especially if u are as slavic as the vikings#do not bother lecturing a poc about how ur racist anime isn't that racist
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elpizo
more like
el wiwi
#elpizo#megaman zero#rockman zero#lanas art tag or something original#i really do enjoy elpizo#his story is really stragic and i one-sided ship him with ciel#i like to picture him as somewhat of a simp if you will#despite his offerings of a world without humans#one with only reploids#i believe he would allow ciel to live alongside him as the only human#as she saved him when his cherished leader threw him away#my precious elpizo#i have a few drabbles about how he admires her from a distance but never makes a move to say anything#rather he showboats to impress her and show that he can further her cause while she works on things of equal importance#the reason he hates zero so much is because he knows she cares deeply for him - because zero is a hero and elpizo is not#i could talk all day about this fuck
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littel... voices,,, hug and makeu p...
ill do the rest of the scene too so part one i guess
#i kept reading thar 'for what' as if para just wanted him to specify#like he had already forgiven him but he just wanted to hear it#yeah smitty you do not want to get involved in that#nobody can blame para for getting so attached to hero. LOOK AT HIM.#SOFTIEST FUCKING GUY TO EVER EXIST#RUNNING OFF INTO DANGER#who would win#man with zero self-preservation#or his angry anxious wife#stp little voices fanart#little voices#the voices#parahero#para#hero#voice of the paranoid#voice of the hero#remaking-machine + tai-janai
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Tomura: so like, hero and villain names used to be given to people by their sworn enemies in the old days— like, you know, probably around the time period that sensei grew up in. Not that that’s relevant or anything. Anyway, people also started using hero and villain names to hide away parts of themselves and create alter egos— and that’s part of the reason why so many people have trouble distinguishing fact from fiction and treat this world like it’s a comic book. None of that applies to me though! So I don’t need a villain name lol.
Me:
#tomura i love you but for the love of god 😭#self awareness level zero strikes again#mha spoilers#god the whole renaming ceremony continues to be one of the most fucking insidious things abt tomura’s past and no one talks enough abt it#i have all the ammunition i need for the big hero/villain name post i’ve been wanting to write now at least#tho part of me wants to wait for afo’s name reveal bc im 99% sure he’s gonna freak when someone finally calls him by it
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𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙝, 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙛 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧, 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡. ➵ e/li mosk/owitz was born into a gifted world, albeit an undercover one. born to a super hero sidekick mother and to a non-super father, it was 50/50 if he would have powers himself. by the time he was 8, there were clear signs of his gifts, occasionally completely swaying his parents into getting what he wanted when they were firm in their no and creatures materializing when he played pretend with dem/etri. over time it became clear that he had the gift of mental manipulation and projection. his powers would happen involuntarily for much of his pre-adolescence, occurring in line with his emotions. when he was angry, overjoyed, excited, distraught. as he got older he tried to learn to hone it, wanting to be able to do those things at will. with high school quickly approaching, there was only one destination for him & the rest of his peers with powers - sky high. by the time he set foot in the gymnasium & coach boomer was looming over them menacingly with his clipboard in hand, he was nervous as fuck but determined. he'd been improving and he had a handful of things he could do intentionally with his powers to make a point. added bonus that he got to get a bit of a laugh at the expense of their bully of a gym teacher when he manipulated him into believing he was down to his boxers in front of them all & his mother stormed in berating him. by the time he was done tweaking and realized none of it was real while the students in the auditorium laughed, he'd grumbled an irritated ' hero. get off my podium '.
things were smooth sailing his first year. he had it made as a hero, even if that was at the expense of the sidekicks. he didn't view himself as being better than them just because of his label, but he knew that wasn't the case for some of the heroes. he did, however, appreciate not having to worry about being shunned or sidelined. all he was concerned about was improving his powers, making a few friends along the way. one of those friends was khione goossens, little miss freeze girl herself. his sophomore year, things took a turn when will stronghold - son of the commander and jetstream - started his freshman year. through khione, hawk became friendly with a small group of the incoming freshmen, and easily became protective of the younger group, even if he liked to poke fun from time to time. it was in good spirit. he watched as stronghold effectively shut out his friends for the heroes - namely gwen grayson, and hawk could feel a pang of guilt that indirectly he'd done the same through his freshman year. he tried to have a conversation with will about it but it didn't really get through, so he left it alone, leaving the younger boy to make his own decisions or mistakes. he did not expect, however, the chaos that would follow suit at their homecoming dance. he helped get other students out of the fray while the stronghold 6 handled penny, lash, speed & royal pain.
following that battle and saving sky high, the dichotomy of sky high changed for the better. gone was the idea that sidekicks were any less worthy or capable, meant to only serve a hero. they were all heroes in their own right. his friendship with the stronghold 6 7 continued, though maybe not on the same level they were all on with each other. he finished high school with some hiccups here and there but nothing they couldn't handle. he graduated & was moving on to sky university for more advanced training and preparation for being heroes. simultaneously, he was attending classes at ucla (university subject to change depending on verse specifics) to work towards becoming an architect when he wasn't saving the world. but with college came a lot more danger, and he had to be zoned in before he even got to graduation.
this verse is heavily affiliated with tessa @freezegirl and my warren and penny @ghoulsplay - though not exclusive to my penny and warren if anyone who writes either would like to write with me.
#verse roundup.#𓆩☼𓆪 V. SKY HIGH. ⸻ you're a hero or a zero around here. ༄#i forgot to switch the year part on the id ignore that#anime blonde mohawk#can't be bullied if you can manipulate your bullies into shutting the fuck up <3
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Watching My Hero: Two Heroes as the first movie is just...so nostalgic...
I was genuinely tearing and screaming for these kids to succeed. Just how happy they are, how innocent it all is, how much HOPE and JOY they have in their eyes T__T I am actually so emotional by how simple this story used to be...
Its genuinely shocking to see how weak they used to be too??? Like holy shit Todoroki only used his fire like, twice this whole movie??? Kirishima was so...soft??? OCHAKO HARDLY DID ANYTHING ARHGHDSKFJKSDJKSD MY GIRL IS STRONGER THAN THIS I SWEAR WHAT THE FUCKKKK. BIGGEST INJUSTICE IN THIS MOVIE IMO IT JUST FEELS SO FUCKING WRONGGGGGGG AAAAA
It also just hits me so hard how hopeful and happy Izuku used to be...he truly has no idea how much weight One for All will be putting on his shoulders...oh my poor sweet baby boy...
Also. Holy shit TOSHI AND DAVE GAY AS HELLLL BROOO I FELT LIKE I WAS INTERRUPTING THEM EVERY TIME THEY WERE ON SCREEN- DAVE WAS SO IN LOVE WITH ALL MIGHT HE WAS GONNA COMMIT CRIMES FOR HIM LSDFJLKSJKDS
Melissa Shield is wonderful. That is my darling girl in STEM I stan and I wish her all the best in life. I think her and Hatsume should kiss because of that one Team-Up Mission comic lmao
Honestly lovely movie. Highly recommend if you want a nice taste of old BNHA of kids being cute and punching bad guys to victory.
#evelynpr bnha#bnha#mha#my hero academia#also casual krbk was sooooo real omfg#bros were at a love hotel wtffff. I had to cover my eyes at the feet shot cus WTF was that#They were rlly sweet. Truly the Bros <3 of this bnha era i love them#bkg being his old bitchy self. Yeah. thats the fucking gremlin alright. and shoto his angstier self too. thats my fucking boYS#BUT JESUS FUCK LET OCHAKO DO SOMETHING. CHRIST THEY MADE HER SO FUCKING WEAK I WAS SO PISSEDDDD#IIDA MOMO KYOKA MINETA KAMINARI KIRI ALL GOT GOOD ASS SCENES OF THEIR QUIRKS#BUT NOT MY GIRL??? UR 4TH MC??? ARE YOU SERIOUSSSSS#NO GUNHEAD MARTIAL ARTS? ONLY TINY ZERO GRAVITY? COME O N YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS LSKJFLSJLD#MELISSA WAS QUIRKLESS AND DID SO MUCH MORE WTFFFF#ok yeah thats my main gripe with this movie#except that like. college toshi n dave shouldve just had an onscreen kiss and it wouldve changed nothing lmao
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was working the clicker counter for our halloween trick or treat event last night, and the amount of harry potter costumes was like. frankly baffling, and the only reason i didn't go home depressed abt it was seeing all the young weebs coming through in their cosplays, sometimes with their parents also in cosplay... i love you second generation weebs...
#there was a lot of demon slayer children ofc innumerable pokemon children a couple one piece children!!!#i think the one piece children are how you really know they're a second generation weeb bc i don't think they air that on cartoon channels#anymore like they did when i was young. could be wrong about thay#i saw absolutely ZERO my hero academia children. the entire night absolutely zero. we are OVER bnha here lol#there were some naruto children here n there. one of our staff had the akatsuki cloak on. saw him hauling garbage towards the end lol#i counted Exactly Five gnshn teenagers coming through our line#there was this tinie yuuta cosplayer close to the start of the line... little man you are probably not old enough to be watching jjk#but his cosplay was really good it warmed my little weeb heart#i could recognize and name most anime characters but some i Recognized but could NOT for the LIFE of me NAME#there was this one hxh cosplayer i think whom i JUST NOW REALIZED was cosplaying hxh bc i've never seen hxh#and it was bothering me all fucking night lmao#i just went through the hxh wiki to find this little man HIS NAME WAS KURAPIKA. god. mystery solved#there was also this woman in REALLY NICE FUCKING COSPLAY that i could not for the life of me name#but i'm pretty sure she made it herself bc the craftsmanship was SO GOOD. like it had actual layers instead of cheaply printed onto cloth#like i don't know what series she was from but it was like this light blue flight attendant uniform with a matching hat n tall white boots#she had a friend with her who was probably also in cosplay but i didn't recognize it#花話#we had several thousand people coming through our trick or treat event last night over abt three hours#never in my life had i ever truly felt our area's population density until then. holy shit.
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Fuck it we ball is my current mentality for Project Zero. At this point I'm in too deep to back out and if there are inconsistencies, I simply cannot focus on them-
Character Files will be complete no matter what, let's fucking go!
#destiny talks#fuck it we ball#fuck it we post#project zero au#project zero: united heroes#crossover fandom#my wips#au wip#not this post specifically but still#fandom#superheroes#cartoons#2000s era#2000s cartoons#hyperfixation#im hyperfixating again#can you tell im hyperfixating
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You have to wonder if the person at Marvel who suggested the straight ally celebration thing is the same kind of person who thinks there should be a White History Month too.
God... I mean...I'd hope fucking not... But the vibes are there.
#seriously we get like 1 month per year#straight allies get 11 months per year to celebrate their straightness#can we not have this one month marvel#just fucking do covers with your lgbt+ heroes#because seriously up till the straight ally daredevil one i had zero clue rachel summers wasnt straight#which you know im happy for#but it does show marvel doesnt give enough exposure to their lgbt+ heroes
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DPxDC AU: Ellie was going to beat the shit out of this space cop if he was lying…she might just do it anyway but, like, fr she’ll throw down on Danny’s behalf.
Enter scene following a bad tandem clone + identity reveal where in Danny is captured and wounded, Ellie escaping just narrowly. She manages to get Sam and Tucker on her side and together the three of them save Danny. (Where was Jazz? Why couldn’t she find Jazz?)
Ellie has traveled all over the world, has seen its hospitality just as much as its hostility- besides Danny liked space right? Mostly, Ellie is panicking and, being unable to think of a place to take Danny while he’s bleeding out on her, she just goes… up. Out of the atmosphere and just beyond the satellites. It finally feels far enough away, tho she didn’t take them beyond the moon, she has limits to her paranoia thank you.
Imagine to her annoyance that apparently someone actually watches for biological materials leaving and re-entering the earth! Total Bullshit! She’s needed to make a number of trips back and forth to get Danny food and water and medical supplies- and she’s doing a damn good job of getting him stable. Too bad she hadn’t realized the ring guy following her sooner.
Turns out he’s “made a report” and “will find them justice” and “wants to help”. Yeah right. She throws down with him as best she can, and he clearly doesn’t want to hurt her so he keeps letting her get away with Danny in tow. Danny is sleeping through most of this but a few times he lets out a woop or a go get ‘em.
Eventually Hal calls the only person on the team with a single paternal bone in his body (even if it was only a single one most days). Pulling Batman into a spacesuit, into a ship and across the atmosphere shouldn’t have been that easy- though it was obvious how his agreement came immediately after Hal mentioned the wounded and entirely isolated twins he’d found.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom#dc crossover#dp crossover#danielle#plz continue#I beg#by the time danny is recovered/comes to Ellie has fought all of his alien hero idols and he dies a second time#Ellie: if the green guy didn’t want to get punched he should’ve stayed in his own mind#Danny: el. that’s Martian man Hunter. el please say you didn’t#ellie regrets nothing and now Danny’s new coworkers all know where they stand#mixed results for bat adoption lmao#gl might even adopt tbh just to keep a better eye on her the guy seems chill#oh wait the male twin is over powered and has zero chill wait fuck batman give that one back
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I love moral neutrality! Certainly one of the most things of all time! Are you a saint for this thing? Not really. Are you damned because of it? Also no. It just is. So much concern over "Are you a good person if you do or have this or are you bad?" Neither, bitch! Stop wanking; stop flagellating; get in the car, we're going to do things that happen simply because they are and we want to! Or don't! That's the whole fucking point! It doesn't matter either way and that's great!
#there's so many things in life that are perceived with an associated morality when the fact is there is none#like ''oh you do/are XYZ? you must be a hero/villain;''#bitch this carries the same weight in my life as which Disney Hercules™ plate I'm gonna eat tater tots off of#fucking. zero
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" damn. when'd you get up, early bird? " touya in his scrumpy pjs seeing him in the common area.
UNPROMPTED ASK » ANSWERED.
↳ @crem8 always accepting !
❝ -- i'm an insomniac. ❞ the blonde expels cooly, peering up from a half interesting novel. books he's brought from home for a hideout this foresaken. telling them honestly that he'd SAT THROUGH AN ENTIRE CONCERTO FOR GRAVE CASES OF SLEEP APNEA was almost juvenile. second to anxiety & the wars within, a punishment disclosed to no one. -- the better question is, why touya was skulking about with rags that further tore along the floors. ❝ you look ready to stick it to father dearest. ❞
#he's like .... i got ZERO sleep. zero.#at least be ready to take over the world or sm#fuck you.#❛ ⦗ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ☾ ∶ ⁎﹡☆ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ ⁎﹡☆ ⸺ ic .#❛ ⦗ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ☾ ∶ ⁎﹡☆ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ ⁎﹡☆ ⸺ answered .#crem8#❛ ⦗ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ☾ ∶ ⁎﹡☆ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ ⁎﹡☆ ⸺ v: my hero academia .
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Petschorin: Let's annoy everyone I meet and be a general menace to society!
Also Petschorin: why doesn't anyone like me :(
#this us actually so fucking funny#like my guy you have zero self-awareness#and i cant tell if we are supposed to feel pity for him or not#a hero of our time#michail lermontov
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save me snow patrol SAVE ME
#rambling tag#time you wanna make time / 'cause you wanna make heroes / but lines you've stepped over lines until it all meant zero#love you wanna make love/ but you don't love yourself yet#oh fuck you this hurts so much#not thinking about ranger seven
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