#“crossbow used to only appear in medieval and ultiduo”

[itsmeglycine]

how dare you call yourself a noob when you have 1700 hours of playtime? hypocrite /j

Well how dare you assume I don't suck?? （╯｀□′）╯

(Long rant below-)

Also, have you played on an Asian server before? Cuz we only have 2 types of regular players here. They are either someone who just installed the game, or someone who has like 4k hours on pick classes alone.

Hop on TF2 during the weekends, join an HK server, and find me one Sniper or Spy who doesn't immediatly eliminate you the milisecond your hitbox meets their crosshair- I'll pay you a dollar if you do. They literally choose to play against bots and cheaters for sport, and they can still win.

When I queue with my friends they're always like "Glycine is below 2k hours but at least we can trust her with basic medic stuff". Our TF2 community is basically rich art major kids who study from home and spend 6 hours on competitive shooters on a daily basis, or desperate postgraduates like me trying to squeeze in some playtime between dissertation and unpaid internship. BUT the amazing thing is that we still maintained this easygoing and wholesome vibe despite the noticable competitiveness, because TF2 players are just chads like that.

The fact that I have played 1700+ hours and is somehow still incapable of rollout jumping and performing airshots brought shame to my family. I'm confident to say I am a certified noob in a way and it's not hypocrisy. That's just me being your below-average Asian.