#“but hibi it's top 10!! where is billie eilish��

[lady-hibiscus]

roasting the top 10 most streamed spotify artists and also your taste

taylor swift: stop calling her by her first name, october is not the best month, and if i hear cruel summer one more time it'll be a cruel winter as i bury your remains into the slowly rising snow

drake: "separate art from artist" bro separate your lil sister from him. drake fans really be not like us

bad bunny: who?

the weeknd: if you sing "ooh i'm blinded-" one more time you sure will be

ed sheeran: liar, there are no default factory settings mfs (non-lgbtq) on this app. you're dancing in the dark because it's three am and you're imagining female y/n reader x dark prince mafia boss in the forest

ariana grande: stop trying to hit her high notes omfg you are not her. (no) thank you next, we can't be friends

eminem: aww look at little controversial edgy boy. who's a good little edgy boy you yes you. who likes listening to a straight white guy insult your minority twelve times a song at 13 words per second. yes you good lil edgy boy

justin bieber: i need you to stay... the fuck away from me

post malone: needless to say if you play sunflower next to me you better start praying because it'll be the last time your god will hear you.

kanye west: single-handedly killing the "you can't be racist against your own race" argument

none of them: oh you think you're so special now you little queer? "ew haha... so basic none of them" ok will wood (tapeworms optional) listener. yeah you read that right. tally hall. miracle musical. jackstuber. fucking mitski and laufey and you call them basic. vocaloid ahh listener. hazbin hotel soundtrack, hamilton soundtrack, omori soundtrack ahh. you call them basic and listen to billie eilish and girl in red. don't think i forgot you penelope scott rats, kpop & jpop stalker fans. why not include the entire odetari 6arelyhuman asteria etc gang too. "um i never listened to any of those" wow okay marina, tv girl + weezer. BO BURNHAM is crazy. i cannot even associate with people who listen to artic monkeys, toby fox or melanie martinez. and don't forget mcr, green day n evanescence for people whose favorite color is black like thEiR sOuLs. actually get out if you have melanie martinez, tyler the creator, and crane wives or leanna firestone on your playlists. imagine. actually imagine.