#“a contraption that lightly seasons him with garlic” 😭😭😭😭

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Okay Operation Kill Graham is a go:

Edward invents a machine that allows him to switch between alternate universes. Edward goes to the universe where Freddie is a vampire and while he's in bat form he locks Freddie in a glass jar for a week until he's on the brink of starving to death Before sneaking into Graham's bedroom late at night releasing the hungry ahh bat into his room where Freddie goes straight for the jugular. Now there are two possible ways we could go from here. 1, Freddie kills Graham because he drank all his blood, making Edward's job a lot easier. Or 2, Freddie turns Graham into a vampire. This is a little bit more complicated but still doable. Once Graham is a vampire, Edward captures him and brings him to a room where he will be tied to a chair with a special contraption made to lightly season Graham with garlic powder if he ever tries to turn into a bat to escape. Now all Edward has to do is wait all night until the sun comes up and Graham burns to death!

I feel like you guys extremely overestimate Edward's capabilities that man is an 18th century old nobleman who absolutely has no understanding of modern science or engineering to even begin to make something like that , AND his reincarnation is a (probably) underpaid history teacher 😭😭😭😭😭