#“Vitya how do you get your skin so soft?” thread lubricant

[thedivinemechanism]

what's your favorite/go to parfume/cologne/body spray and what's your favorite bubblegum flavor

I'm told I smell like peppermint and beeswax, which is probably just the salve I use on my joints. They could also just be saying that to be polite, I'm not really sure. I don't typically seek out social occasions or take visitors, so smelling nice isn't very high on my list of priorities.

Motor oil would be my go-to when working in the lab.

When I do need to have some sense of composure, either for myself or others, I like a good citrus smell. It helps me feel clean and keep my thoughts centered. But I'm afraid the products I use aren't going to be the luxury brands you're thinking about..

This may be a controversial opinion, but I like the old-fashioned bubblegum. Just your classic bubblegum flavor (which is apparently pineapple, banana, cinnamon, and wintergreen?). The kind that tastes like the best gum in the world for five seconds before turning to a waxy plastic lump in your mouth. There's something so nostalgic about the faded colors on the wax paper wrapper. I used to save up all the loose change I could get my hands on to buy this one specific brand that had small comics folded up inside the package. I haven't seen it since I was maybe twelve years old? I've looked everywhere in Piltover, but I think I need to just accept that it's been discontinued.