#“Regretevator headcanons”

[regretevator-headcanonss]

Woah.. A headcanon blog!

Hey guys its Mod Lampert here. She/her :3

This is uhh a headcanon blog thats only gonna feature headcanons. No confessions because i have seen the hellhole that one blog is.

Currently I'm just gonna keep this blog with one moderator but if i feel burnt out i might drag my friends into this

Also uhh some posts here can be 13+ - 16+. BEWARE CHILDREN!! BEWARE!! OOOO I'M GONNA SAY FUCK AND JOKINGLY SAY I WANT WALLTER TO RIDE ME!!! Also I'm a selfshipper of Wallter, Boots and blah blah blah.. If you don't like me.. GASP! SHIPPING MYSELF WITH A CHARACTER?? Then leave!

Also uhh look!! Important stuff RULES down here! (Could add more later)

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No NSFW asks or headcanons. I am a minor. Please keep those to your own blog or send it to that NSFW regretevator headcanons blog i saw :p

PLEASE do not send headcanons about Glevil x Mannequin Mark or any mention of it. I am uncomfortable with that ship and i hope it burns.

-Even implications or alternative interpretations of headcanons involving that ship make me want to jump off a building. I hate Gl*vm*rk more than AM hates humans

-Other Glevil ships are perfectly fine!! ^^ its just that i have a hate for this one in particular

Don't say slurs unless you're off anon and you're allowed to use them!! I don't wanna have an entire debate in my mind about posting that.

Don't send asks that will get me canceled.

Don't be racist /srs, I am a Lamp!! /ref

-As an extension of the rule above this text, no transphobia, homophobia, misogynism, sexism and etc. PLEASE. Just no.

-Please know i may not always know whats right or whats wrong and whats supposed to be transphobic, homophobic, racist, and etc or not. I'm not a perfect person who recognizes things easily and my frontal lobe is undeveloped.

No stuff about incest, pedophila, rape/non-con, and etc. PLEASE.

No erasing canon sexualities or misgendering and using the wrong pronouns for characters. (Examples: Exclusively using He/Him pronouns for Gnarpy when xe uses Xe/They or.. ERASING ACE/ARO REP!! *thunder*) Its okay if it was an unintentional mistake. Just learn from it if it was a mistake or something.

I have 2763 accounts on every social platform. I'm a busy gal!!! And an idiot :3

I am perfectly fine with objectum people. I even headcanon Wallter as objectum and posic!! Not objectum myself but i think y'all are fine people!! If you don't like that then leave! Go find another blog!!

I like rarepairs so I'm allowing those on this blog. If you don't like rarepairs then screw off!! I love to ship the mannequin with boots with a snowman!! ^^

okay that's all gang. Let the bombs of headcanons attack me!!!! (But remember i am human and i might not always be able to answer them)

[vampyrtism]

look at my folly design. so awesome

idk if ill design the dreamer since i have . Zero ideas for it. but what ever !! look at her

[wrmbug]

secret headcanon is that when mark gets fussy wallter puts him in air jail

[regretevator-headcanons]

Poob used to be a MRManueverer

Poob:

In their apartment, they have a dolly and crates.

In dialogue with Folly, she talks about Poob's relationship with MR; she specifically starts the conversation with "You were chosen to take part" and says "You denied your own truth".

When Poob is in the elevator, Happy Home Party doesn't get struck by meteors. This is also touched on by Folly. "And yet when they struck, you survived. No wonder that stone is obsessed ruining your life."

Folly implies Poob uses parties as a way to cope with "what they've seen", potentially hinting at survivor's guilt.

When Pest is talking with Folly, Pest says he "knows [she]'s after that annoying thorn in [his] side", and Folly confirms by saying, "Perceptive as usual, bug." It isn't clear who exactly they're talking about, as Pest hates everyone, but he could be potentially talking about Poob. He hates Poob the second most (after Unpleasant). In a dialogue with Poob, Folly says, "You truly are a gift. A gift I cannot wait to rip open. Being able to see what made you so special, and the truth they've been seeking."

MR:

Is brought by MRManueverer holding a dolly, and held by a crate.

MR cannot kill Poob.

MR has to do with the meteors in Happy Home Party.

In my personal theory, Poob used to be a MRManueverer. They stopped because they may have realized MR was the cause of the Happy Home Party meteors, or because they themselves delivered a MR which killed all of their friends. Either way, they were traumatized and stopped, and began throwing parties to cope.

[somberpierrot]

the snoozer

[silly-stings]

i headcanon that Squishy's/Gregoriah's emporium used to have an animatronic mascot like the redball diner does, but after the first flood incident the thing malfunctioned and they threw it out. it was never seen after that, for some mysterious reason i cant quite put my finger on

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

looks at u with sopping wet eyes.... can i request pest w/ a (nb) partner who is so patient w him despite him being an Ass... with kisses.. love him......... he is so evil and yet. i give him the world.

Of course. He deserves the world <3

...........

Who would've thought you could win the heart of a certain grumpy, thieving stag beetle?

Of course, you two had a rocky start, as Pest didn't like to make friends. He definitely didn't see himself having a partner any time soon.

No matter what, you've always been nice to him, asking about his day while riding in the elevator together (and somehow not taking offense when he tells you to stop bothering him).

You often gave him gifts you obtained on other floors, claiming you had no use for them.

You would even intentionally put coins just within his reach so that he can "steal" them from you, and you'd act surprised.

But Pest quickly catches onto your kind acts and assumes you wanted something from him...and he's right.

You only wanted to be his friend.

It took some time, but eventually he did warm up to you enough to invite you to his underground home, where you discover his coin collection, as well as all the mechanical trinkets and scrap pieces he's gathered over the years.

You liked hearing him explain his hobbies of building things, trying to assist in his construction of a robot.

One night, you went to meet him in the subway station to give him a part....only to trip and fall onto the tracks just as a train was passing through-

When suddenly Pest flew in and saved you from getting hit.

He rarely used his wings anymore, but he was genuinely worried for your safety in that moment. He didn't care that the useful mechanism you brought got destroyed. He could always find another one.

That's when you both realized..maybe he did care for you more than others.

Since that incident, you two have gotten close enough to be considered a couple (although it wasn't official, Poob ran off to tell everybody you and Pest were dating).

Pest was adamant about you actually liking him, thinking his irritable attitude would drive you away...but despite everything, your love, care, and patience for him persist.

Of course, he's not 100% ready to let his walls down yet. He still acts a little cold and sometimes annoyed when you give him kisses or hold his hand (especially in front of other people)...

But not even the sounds of the elevator could drown out the quiet purrs and happy chitters that come from the beetle.

Just like how he looked out for your safety that night at the train station, you've been looking out for Pest's safety as he went around scavenging on different floors.

Whenever he ran out to dismantle the gatling gun (Turret) or steal the ruby (Temple of Something), you'd keep a medkit handy in case he gets hurt.

He claims his exoskeleton is tough and doesn't need "pampering", but he won't complain if you insisted on patching up some of his cuts.

To your surprise, he actually enjoys dates at the Fishy Aquarium.

It's quiet and away from all the noisy people.

Although while you're admiring the fish, Pest is staring at the passing submarine outside the window, thinking of all the ways he could dismantle it for parts.

Too bad he's not a water beetle.

The others see a change in his attitude ever since you started dating him, noticing that he's been a little less rude while in the elevator with him.

He's kept his past with Folly and Dr. Retro a secret from you, not wanting you to get involved in his vendetta against the dream parasite.

You can tell he's hiding something, as you refuse to believe he was always this cold and irritable, but you won't pry unless he's ready to open up to you more.

It took a lot just to get him to befriend you, so you didn't wanna push any buttons you didn't have to.

[no-regretz]

The kasper situation

[killersanz]

☆ enphoso lowkey givez me the creepz chat but i still love it

enphoso belongz to glaggleland / regretevator

[donutz]

— *🎩 Mach x reader headcanons!!

Mach x reader headcanons

— Before relationship

She enjoys your company

Why wouldn’t she?

Other than Pilby, she doesn’t really have anybody else to talk to

Minus family members

You’re a very entertaining person

“Do you use your banhammer to exercise?”

“... No.”

“Oh, so you use just normal exercising equipment?”

“No.”

“...”

She finds your conversation starters to be interesting

Because of her tall height(excluding her hat) she enjoys how small you are to her

Unless you’re her exact height or taller than her, seeing you all tiny makes her… She doesn’t know— Powerful? Yeah, maybe it makes her feel powerful.

She doesn’t feel that way with Pilby, so why is it different with you?

She really appreciates you respecting her boundaries

If you’re more of a touchy person, she can visibly see you trying not to hug her

When she sees this happening, she’ll open up her arms and say, “Here.” As if she’s inviting you to hug her

You run into her arms, all giddy and cheery

As she’s slightly blushing

Making her cold tempered body, more warm rather than chilly

Hm.

Physical affection with you makes her feel vulnerable, especially in a public setting, which is less likely to happen.

Her favorite part of physical touch with you is holding hands

If you’re smaller than her, she likes the size comparison between your hand and hers

Holding and hugging you is… Nice. She enjoys your company.

— In Love

She notices how her slow beating heart beats a little faster when she sees you

Strange.

That’s never happened before.

Not even in wars or battles.

What a strange person you are.

Seeing you happy makes her happy, and seeing you sad makes her sad.

She sometimes catches herself internally happy at you being overly excited

She doesn’t catch herself smiling, no, because it’s kind of.. Impossible.

Or I guess, within my view, out of character.

She writes it down in her very much personal journal

Lately over the days, she’s been writing about you.

Well why shouldn’t she? You make her feel something new almost everyday!

She’s chuckled at your behavior, hugged you, thought about you quite a lot and— Oh my the list goes on!

She’s even told Pilby about you

They very much appreciate Mach telling them such things, and are happy for her

But- Pilby let one thing slip between their lips

And that thing is…

You like Mach too!

Mach went silent, staring at Pilby for a good five seconds

Before she notices Pilby starting to cry.

She reassures them, saying that it was okay

That she’ll go to you to make sure Pilby was right

Pilby just stood there, worried and disappointed in themselves for letting out such a personal secret.

Pilby my baby :O(

— Confessing..♡︎

A letter, no, maybe words?

Though, actions do speak louder than words.

I think they’d find it more serious if I spoke it myself.

Mach takes you to her office to, “Discuss a topic”.

“I, myself, have considered something about you. A feeling. A feeling that makes me feel warm and happy.”

“...”

“That feeling is one I’ve never felt before. I enjoy your company and your nonexistence causes me worry at times.”

“Though you might have figured it out already, my feelings for you are immense. In words that may be hard to say, I love you.”

Hearing those words really made you go silent. Even if your feelings were the same, saying words wasn’t available.

“... Your silence tells me that you are surprised.”

“Oh— Sorry! I do return your feelings!! I was just taken off guard…”

Hearing your words makes my eyebrows raise, and the muscles within my jaw slightly part my lips.

You stare at her, worried you’d put her in a state of shock or something.

“I. Appreciate your reciprocated feelings..” Mach turns her head away when she sees your clueless expression.

I let out a breath, collecting the courage to ask, “Would you.. Like to receive the label as “My partner”?”

You smile at her nervousness, “Ya! Would you like to be my—”

She hugs you, hiding her face away from your view

“Yes. I do.”

It seems she’s too shy to hear the word, “Girlfriend”.

— Together <3

It’s… Awkward between you two.

It doesn’t really seem awkward for Mach, but you’re even more nervous around her presence, as if you two were just strangers!

But you don’t avoid her of course, why would you do that?

Mach enjoys quality time, physical touch isn’t her strong suit— But for you she doesn’t mind♡︎

Most of the quality time you two spend together is you checking out the obbies she creates

If you want to try them, she slightly hesitates but says yes

She watches over you very carefully, making sure to catch you the second after you fall

She’ll never get disappointed at you failing to complete her obbies

At first she doesn’t turn on the fire wall, but if you’re up for a challenge, she turns it on.

She’s smiled at you enjoying her obby many times

If you do complete it, she instantly praises you and talks about your skills

Her favorite times is when you both are watching other players play her obby

She does enjoy cuddling with you, quite a lot actually.

Doesn’t matter if you’re bigger than her, she’s the big spoon

Looking at you sleeping so peacefully is like listening to cat purrs, calming.

Though she doesn’t sleep much, you sleeping somehow convinces her brain to shut off(half of it) for a few hours

If you struggle with sleeping, she’s always there to comfort you

Insomniac? Hey, that’s probably her too

She really can’t judge

She’d never judge you

Most likely anyways, it depends on the situation.

Baking is an activity that she loves to see you do specifically, but baking with you just might be even better.

“Oh— You have some frosting on yer nose!”

She looks at you,

You gesture to lean her head down, as she is quite the tall woman

You lightly grab her face, using your thumb to wipe off the frosting

Then giving her nose a kiss

“There!”

You go back to whipping the frosting, as Mach stands there.

She also goes back to whipping the frosting, looking at the ground so you don’t see her very much red face.

A/N|| I apologize if this is ooc! I was looking at Mach's interaction dialogue and found out she wasn't as serious as I thought.. (-ω-、)

[spriinglocked]

hi sorry i died

[regretevator-headcanonss]

Guys please read the pinned post before you post a confession PLEASE

[nicothedingus]

wallter x mannequin mark headcanons

also including random mark headcanons until i dedicate a post to them once i have enough. this is my first time sharing headcanons, especially ship related. pls be polite and respectful ^_^

whenever the elevator stops on a dangerous floor, wallter scoops mark up and gets the fuck out of there at a ridiculously high speed. olympic sprint type shit. mark has lost his hat at least once because of this

if something scary happens (especially out of nowhere) mark jumps into wallter's arms on accident and blushes like a total idiot. either that or they hold each other. wallter likes to insist that "he didn't do it on purpose" even though he kneels down to mark's height just to hug him close 💀

mark also has a very, very girly scream when startled. yes he screams before doing the jump thing. wallter makes fun of him for it every time

mark and wallter argue over the most stupid shit imaginable, like an old married couple

mark's favourite drink is root beer because it reminds me of this video. i totally think he'd say it that way

[wrmbug]

i love the idea of wallter with hidden chompers

[krystalkyro]

Hi, headcanon that Poob was one of those kids that never had anyone attend their birthday party nor was invited to any themselves... but hey, atleast it isn't like that anymore

Ik Poob doesn't like cake, that's intentional :) they wanted everyone else to enjoy it

My friend will be posting her own rendition in a bit

[cherrysmooches-111]

Pest regretevator x f!reader headcanons PLEASE thankyou

PEST HEADCANONS.

(Might not be as Canon! I'm new to this game.. hel-)

• Not too big on PDA. May hold your hand here and there, but until someone enters the elevator or in public in general, he'll avoid any contact.

• That may change if 1. If someone is too touchy or if he's jealous.

• Would love to give you gifts with his hard earned money! 😋 (he stole them.)

• Might use as decoy when stealing, or just brings you in general when he goes to the store for some.. shopping.

• Big teaser, in my opinion, he'll still insult you just not as much.. You're the only one he can actually bear than anyone else, lucky you!

• Will take you to parties unless you're an introvert and prefer to be alone.

• Would probably bake you things.

• Big spoon, if he's stressed high chance he'll be the little spoon.

• Will get jealous or annoyed if you're speaking to Poob.

• Protects you and distances you away from Folly. (She's so fine 🧐)

• If he's feeling nice, he will give you some of his coins he stole.

• He might even teach you how to steal in general.

• THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK OF HAHA, sorry for the wait! ^_^..