#“Regretevator headcanons”

[regretevator-headcanonss]

Woah.. A headcanon blog.

Hey guys its Mod Lampert here. She/her :3

This is uhh a headcanon blog thats only gonna feature headcanons. No confessions because i have seen the hellhole that one blog is.

Currently I'm just gonna keep this blog with one moderator but if i feel burnt out i might drag my friends into this

Also uhh some posts here can be 13+ - 16+. BEWARE CHILDREN!! BEWARE!! OOOO I'M GONNA SAY FUCK AND JOKINGLY SAY I WANT WALLTER TO RIDE ME!!! Also I'm a selfshipper of Wallter, Boots and blah blah blah.. If you don't like me.. GASP! SHIPPING MYSELF WITH A CHARACTER?? Then leave!

Also uhh look!! Important stuff down here! (Could add more later)

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No NSFW asks or headcanons. I am a minor. Please keep those to your own blog or send it to that NSFW regretevator headcanons blog i saw :p

Don't send asks that will get me canceled.

No headcanons about Glevil x Mannequin Mark or any mention of it. I am uncomfortable with that ship and i hope it burns ^^

Don't say slurs unless you're off anon and you're allowed to use them!! I don't wanna have an entire debate in my mind about posting that.

Don't be racist /srs, I am a Lamp!! /ref

No stuff about incest, pedophila, rape/non-con, and etc. PLEASE.

No erasing canon sexualities or misgendering and using the wrong pronouns for characters. (Examples: Exclusively using He/Him pronouns for Gnarpy when xe uses Xe/They or.. ERASING ACE/ARO REP!! *thunder*)

I have 2763 accounts on every social platform. I'm a busy gal!!! And an idiot :3

I am perfectly fine with objectum people. I even headcanon Wallter as objectum and posic!! Not objectum myself but i think y'all are fine people!! If you don't like that then leave! Go find another blog!!

I like rarepairs so I'm allowing those on this blog. If you don't like rarepairs then screw off!! I love to ship the mannequin with boots with a snowman!! ^^

okay that's all gang. Let the bombs of headcanons attack me!!!! (But remember i am human and i might not always be able to answer them)

[notsquid]

Smol Bive

Also check out new regretevator post!!!

[wrmbug]

secret headcanon is that when mark gets fussy wallter puts him in air jail

[somberpierrot]

the snoozer

[silly-stings]

i headcanon that Squishy's/Gregoriah's emporium used to have an animatronic mascot like the redball diner does, but after the first flood incident the thing malfunctioned and they threw it out. it was never seen after that, for some mysterious reason i cant quite put my finger on

[no-regretz]

The kasper situation

[killzbitezz]

☆ enphoso lowkey givez me the creepz chat but i still love it

enphoso belongz to glaggleland / regretevator

[donutz]

— *🎩 Mach x reader headcanons!!

Mach x reader headcanons

— Before relationship

She enjoys your company

Why wouldn’t she?

Other than Pilby, she doesn’t really have anybody else to talk to

Minus family members

You’re a very entertaining person

“Do you use your banhammer to exercise?”

“... No.”

“Oh, so you use just normal exercising equipment?”

“No.”

“...”

She finds your conversation starters to be interesting

Because of her tall height(excluding her hat) she enjoys how small you are to her

Unless you’re her exact height or taller than her, seeing you all tiny makes her… She doesn’t know— Powerful? Yeah, maybe it makes her feel powerful.

She doesn’t feel that way with Pilby, so why is it different with you?

She really appreciates you respecting her boundaries

If you’re more of a touchy person, she can visibly see you trying not to hug her

When she sees this happening, she’ll open up her arms and say, “Here.” As if she’s inviting you to hug her

You run into her arms, all giddy and cheery

As she’s slightly blushing

Making her cold tempered body, more warm rather than chilly

Hm.

Physical affection with you makes her feel vulnerable, especially in a public setting, which is less likely to happen.

Her favorite part of physical touch with you is holding hands

If you’re smaller than her, she likes the size comparison between your hand and hers

Holding and hugging you is… Nice. She enjoys your company.

— In Love

She notices how her slow beating heart beats a little faster when she sees you

Strange.

That’s never happened before.

Not even in wars or battles.

What a strange person you are.

Seeing you happy makes her happy, and seeing you sad makes her sad.

She sometimes catches herself internally happy at you being overly excited

She doesn’t catch herself smiling, no, because it’s kind of.. Impossible.

Or I guess, within my view, out of character.

She writes it down in her very much personal journal

Lately over the days, she’s been writing about you.

Well why shouldn’t she? You make her feel something new almost everyday!

She’s chuckled at your behavior, hugged you, thought about you quite a lot and— Oh my the list goes on!

She’s even told Pilby about you

They very much appreciate Mach telling them such things, and are happy for her

But- Pilby let one thing slip between their lips

And that thing is…

You like Mach too!

Mach went silent, staring at Pilby for a good five seconds

Before she notices Pilby starting to cry.

She reassures them, saying that it was okay

That she’ll go to you to make sure Pilby was right

Pilby just stood there, worried and disappointed in themselves for letting out such a personal secret.

Pilby my baby :O(

— Confessing..♡︎

A letter, no, maybe words?

Though, actions do speak louder than words.

I think they’d find it more serious if I spoke it myself.

Mach takes you to her office to, “Discuss a topic”.

“I, myself, have considered something about you. A feeling. A feeling that makes me feel warm and happy.”

“...”

“That feeling is one I’ve never felt before. I enjoy your company and your nonexistence causes me worry at times.”

“Though you might have figured it out already, my feelings for you are immense. In words that may be hard to say, I love you.”

Hearing those words really made you go silent. Even if your feelings were the same, saying words wasn’t available.

“... Your silence tells me that you are surprised.”

“Oh— Sorry! I do return your feelings!! I was just taken off guard…”

Hearing your words makes my eyebrows raise, and the muscles within my jaw slightly part my lips.

You stare at her, worried you’d put her in a state of shock or something.

“I. Appreciate your reciprocated feelings..” Mach turns her head away when she sees your clueless expression.

I let out a breath, collecting the courage to ask, “Would you.. Like to receive the label as “My partner”?”

You smile at her nervousness, “Ya! Would you like to be my—”

She hugs you, hiding her face away from your view

“Yes. I do.”

It seems she’s too shy to hear the word, “Girlfriend”.

— Together <3

It’s… Awkward between you two.

It doesn’t really seem awkward for Mach, but you’re even more nervous around her presence, as if you two were just strangers!

But you don’t avoid her of course, why would you do that?

Mach enjoys quality time, physical touch isn’t her strong suit— But for you she doesn’t mind♡︎

Most of the quality time you two spend together is you checking out the obbies she creates

If you want to try them, she slightly hesitates but says yes

She watches over you very carefully, making sure to catch you the second after you fall

She’ll never get disappointed at you failing to complete her obbies

At first she doesn’t turn on the fire wall, but if you’re up for a challenge, she turns it on.

She’s smiled at you enjoying her obby many times

If you do complete it, she instantly praises you and talks about your skills

Her favorite times is when you both are watching other players play her obby

She does enjoy cuddling with you, quite a lot actually.

Doesn’t matter if you’re bigger than her, she’s the big spoon

Looking at you sleeping so peacefully is like listening to cat purrs, calming.

Though she doesn’t sleep much, you sleeping somehow convinces her brain to shut off(half of it) for a few hours

If you struggle with sleeping, she’s always there to comfort you

Insomniac? Hey, that’s probably her too

She really can’t judge

She’d never judge you

Most likely anyways, it depends on the situation.

Baking is an activity that she loves to see you do specifically, but baking with you just might be even better.

“Oh— You have some frosting on yer nose!”

She looks at you,

You gesture to lean her head down, as she is quite the tall woman

You lightly grab her face, using your thumb to wipe off the frosting

Then giving her nose a kiss

“There!”

You go back to whipping the frosting, as Mach stands there.

She also goes back to whipping the frosting, looking at the ground so you don’t see her very much red face.

A/N|| I apologize if this is ooc! I was looking at Mach's interaction dialogue and found out she wasn't as serious as I thought.. (-ω-、)

[spriinglocked]

hi sorry i died

[nicothedingus]

wallter x mannequin mark headcanons

also including random mark headcanons until i dedicate a post to them once i have enough. this is my first time sharing headcanons, especially ship related. pls be polite and respectful ^_^

whenever the elevator stops on a dangerous floor, wallter scoops mark up and gets the fuck out of there at a ridiculously high speed. olympic sprint type shit. mark has lost his hat at least once because of this

if something scary happens (especially out of nowhere) mark jumps into wallter's arms on accident and blushes like a total idiot. either that or they hold each other. wallter likes to insist that "he didn't do it on purpose" even though he kneels down to mark's height just to hug him close 💀

mark also has a very, very girly scream when startled. yes he screams before doing the jump thing. wallter makes fun of him for it every time

mark and wallter argue over the most stupid shit imaginable, like an old married couple

mark's favourite drink is root beer because it reminds me of this video. i totally think he'd say it that way

[regretevator-headcanons]

Poob used to be a MRManueverer

Poob:

In their apartment, they have a dolly and crates.

In dialogue with Folly, she talks about Poob's relationship with MR; she specifically starts the conversation with "You were chosen to take part" and says "You denied your own truth".

When Poob is in the elevator, Happy Home Party doesn't get struck by meteors. This is also touched on by Folly. "And yet when they struck, you survived. No wonder that stone is obsessed ruining your life."

Folly implies Poob uses parties as a way to cope with "what they've seen", potentially hinting at survivor's guilt.

When Pest is talking with Folly, Pest says he "knows [she]'s after that annoying thorn in [his] side", and Folly confirms by saying, "Perceptive as usual, bug." It isn't clear who exactly they're talking about, as Pest hates everyone, but he could be potentially talking about Poob. He hates Poob the second most (after Unpleasant). In a dialogue with Poob, Folly says, "You truly are a gift. A gift I cannot wait to rip open. Being able to see what made you so special, and the truth they've been seeking."

MR:

Is brought by MRManueverer holding a dolly, and held by a crate.

MR cannot kill Poob.

MR has to do with the meteors in Happy Home Party.

In my personal theory, Poob used to be a MRManueverer. They stopped because they may have realized MR was the cause of the Happy Home Party meteors, or because they themselves delivered a MR which killed all of their friends. Either way, they were traumatized and stopped, and began throwing parties to cope.

[regretevator-headcanonss]

Guys please read the pinned post before you post a confession PLEASE

[krystalkyro]

Hi, headcanon that Poob was one of those kids that never had anyone attend their birthday party nor was invited to any themselves... but hey, atleast it isn't like that anymore

Ik Poob doesn't like cake, that's intentional :) they wanted everyone else to enjoy it

My friend will be posting her own rendition in a bit

[wrmbug]

i love the idea of wallter with hidden chompers

[ririx446]

Im flopping everwheyr

[silly-stings]

twitter rEALLY liked her