#“One day I'm gonna fuck your mom Wilbur and there's nothing you can do to stop me.”

[sweetnsour-stuff]

My friend got me to watch Meet the Robinsons a few days ago

[corysmiles]

Part 2 of the SBI rust g/t prompt! :]

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2 days later, he returned.

Once again, it took Tommy all the self control he could muster not to hug wilbur with his hand when he saw him. Wilbur chuckled and sat down, closer to the giant, he found.

Most of the visit, and the one that would follow, had Wilbur looking through old scientific researches, noting down important info in his book, and talking to Tommy.

And everytime, Tommy brought his hand to Wilbur's head and did what he would later call 'mini cuddles'.

"You like doing that stuff, do you?"

"Been so long since I had a proper hug. My mom used to do that kinda stuff when I was younger."

Wilbur widened at the quiet, hoarse voice.

"... Oh?"

"Yeah." Tommy added, and goodness, he sounded so young. "It was nice... I miss it."

"It's... probably not easy to get a good hug in your conditions." He tried lightning the mood.

"... you're right."

Shit.

That was... very awkward.

Wilbur didn't know how to handle that.

"... I really miss it."

He groaned internaly. What was he supposed to do??!?!? He was very glad when he got away from his house, and disasters kept happening so he didn't have to worry about family dinners. How was he supposed to deal with a kid that missed his parents?!

"Well, um..." he tried, not having a clue where this was going. "At least you're..... not.... alone?" Wonderful start, Wilbur. "I'm keeping you company if that's anything..."

Silence drew out. It was really, really, awkward.

"... Yeah." Tommy nodded ever so slightly. "... Can I try to hug you?"

Wilbur's breath got caught in his throat.

A hug. As in, close to his chest. As in, carried by the giant. As in, a good dozen feet away from the ground with little to no freedom of movement....

Oh hell no, he thought.

"Suuuuuuuuure?" He replied.

Tommy smiled, and he tried offering one back. "Just be careful, please." He added.

"Okay." He said.

Then, a hand thrice his size came for him. He closed his eyes as fingers wrapped around him like a blanket and he was brought off the ground.

He felt movement until a fabric, which he deduced was a shirt. He was softly pressed against it as the hand rubbed against him.

That... was.... weird. Weird was a good word to describe it.

Slowly, he brought his hands in front of the mass in a pitiful attempt to embrace it. It probably looked comical.

He felt Tommy's second hand coming and cupping the first. It... didn't feel awful. Weird, sure, but not awful.

After a few minutes that seemed an eternity to the human, he was brought down to the ground. When he saw the giant's expression, it had a smile on it.

"Thank you Wilbur."

"..No problem."

The rest of that day was spent reading the documents and doing lighter conversations with the teen.

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3 days, 2 days, 2 days, 2 days, 3 days, 1 day, 3 days, 1 day, 2 days, 1 day....

Turned out, there was a whole fucking lot of papers to read.

But Wilbur didn't mind going back to the Dome every other day.

And he didn't mind the company there.

But he was determined to finish his researches today.

Which made Tommy's more often intervention particularly annoying today.

"So, they messed up with like, nuclear shit?"

"No, no. The nuclear testings were 4 years prior to that, I told you already."

"But then how come the researches were public after this one??"

"They kept it to themselves, Tommy. Couldn't risk other countries knowing about such a thing."

"Well that's dumb."

"I'm not gonna be one to judge. Can I continue reading now?"

"Mmhh, I don't know, you've had your head stuck in the paper since you came."

"Tommy."

"Okay, okay. Geez."

"Thank you."

He read in silence, a small satisfaction building inside of Wilbur with each page closer to the end.

And he was really glad Tommy wasn't in a too rambly mood today. Sometimes, he would tell stories of when he was younger, or elaborate on random thoughts. It was nice and a wonderful occasion to know the teen better. Not to mention, the giant was very endearing. But today, all wilbur needed was calm and silence.

And he got silence.

As time went by, though, he felt eyes more and more insistant looking at him.

With a small grunt, he looked up and saw the face almost 5 time his size (could be more, he wasn't sure himself.) Looking indeed at him like he was trying to read his soul.

"What's up?" He tried not to be too aggressive in his tone. There was only 10 or so pages left.

"You know I was like you before."

A beat of silence. Then confusion.

"... what?"

"Finish your reading and I'll tell you about it. You want it done today."

Wow. Way to be passive agressive.

"... I..." wilbur sighed. "I can take the papers back home and study them there." He sighed, putting the small little pile down. He wouldn't get much sleep, tonight, would he? "What do you mean, you 'were like me'?"

Tommy smiled at Wilbur, though its joy dissapeared as quickly as it came. Melancholy or nostalgia perhaps.

"I used to be... you know... small." He used his hand to illustrate, having his thumb and pointing finger about the size of Wilbur apart.

".... Heh?"

"Yeah." He chuckled at the confusion. "I wasn't born like that."

The natural question followed.

"Then how...?? How did you get like that?"

Tommy looked almost sad as he said. "Well, what are the papers about?"

Wilbur frowned. He looked at the papers, and his book, and back at Tommy.

What are they about?? Well, obviously, about the incident that resulted in humanity's downfall and the mutation of a ton of-

Oh.

Mutation of-

"... you're a... mutan?" He tried. That sounded weird on his tongue, but that was the only word that applied.

"Victim of a bunch of weird radiations. It almost sounds like a movie speech if you present it right."

Wilbur only looked at him, mouth agape.

".... Huh."

Tommy chuckled humourlessly. "Yeah. I know.

It kinda fucked up everyone."

"Well... I feel like, in those circumstances, it gives you advantages of some kinds." Wilbur reassured.

"... mh. Not that great when I can't have a house that fits me, but..."

Wilbur looked around. "... the dome fits you."

"For now. I'm only, like, 16. I don't know how big I'll get."

"YOU'RE 16 YEARS OLD??!?!?"

Tommy tried really hard not to burst out laughing at the absolute shock. Hand rushing to cover his mouth.

"Mh-hm." He nodded, repressing his wheeze.

"Holy shit you're a FUCKING CHILD!!??!"

"I'm a teenager."

"YOU'RE A FUCKI- OH MY GOD."

Wilbur paced around the room as Tommy giggled in small bursts that vibrated through the brunette's body.

"A child. A child who turned into a fucking giant. And he's my neighbour. What the fuck. What the actual fuck."

"I thought you figured out, since you always call me a child."

"Everyone my younger by at least two years deserves that nickname- I knew you were young but holy shit-"

"Well, I'm almost a man if you take the old legal system."

"Yeah,right" he scoffed "the legal system that surely applies 8 years or so after turning into ruins- Wait."

Wilbur paled and he looked into giant blue eyes.

"... How long have you been alone?"

The silence covered the room like a suffocating mist.

Tommy's throat was tight, he tried a few times, opening and closing his mouth as nothing came of it. And his eyes were teary as he replied.

"Well... 8 years or so."

Oh.

Oh.

Oh goodness.

SOBS THIS IS SO GOOD

I love Wilbur being so shocked that tommys a kid but damn 8 years is so sad :”(

(Also here’s part 1)

[lissbutnobliss]

109. “Well, I take no responsibility for that. Unless you are happy with outcome. Then I take all responsibility for that” Scott

110. “I am a constant risk to my own safety” Tubbo

111. “WHAT?! I didn't- I don't- this was never-. IM NOT INTO YOU TUBBO. I'm not. Not in "that way". Sorry if that makes things Cringe but no where was that implied. Sure, you're Fresh as Fuck but not in a way that I just think you've read into this too much” Tommy, because Tubbo said that he doesn’t want to sleep with him

112. “We need to start spreading hate” Tommy

113. “Thats it, im spreading hate” Tommy

114. “That’s a beginners talk, and for that you will receive a penalty” Steve

115. Koji: Hey, Dumbdog, any congratulations for me?

Dumbdog: Absolutely not...

116. “‘What is money if not an obstacle’. And that’s a Steve quote for my life, I will take it to the grave” Steve

117. “You think it’s gonna get me, Koji? I am impenetrable. Koji, I can’t penetrate-slash-never’ve been penetrated” Steve

118. “It looks like a ca-HAT-strophe” Steve

119. “I am glad we came to a decider that it isn’t gonna be me” Ellum

120. “He has such low impact that everyone is just disregarding him” Steve

121. “Feel free to respect me” Tommy

122. “Chat, I think this whole thing has got very out of hand. All I want to do is sit and eat polaroid photos” Tommy

123. “I’m gonna go vegan in rage” Tommy

124. “I am perfect. I am absolutely perfect” George

125. “I want more of me and less of anyone else” Tommy

126. “The master of Among Us, dude?? You not even a peasant of Among Us!” Steve

127. “Sorry, didn’t know you are out to silence my free will” Tommy

128. “I can simply porn act and pretend there’s a bomb on me” 5up

129. “I would fuck a tory, but I wouldn’t get fucked by a tory” Wilbur

130. “He says big words to basically say nothing. And I know that, because I am good at that” 5up

131. “hello streamer, did you know that if you use a bucket of water and place it just before you land you can negotiate fall damage” the Jims (5up’s chat)

132. “It’s like Jesus. My favourite Disney princess” Scott

133. “I’ve never felt more like an animal in my life” 5up

134. “I like red little birds. They fill me with happiness and joy” Tubbo

135. “Every second Grian is only getting closer” Phil

136. “So I decided to block out the sun!“ Oli

137. “Oh no, my one weakness… being weak!” Lizzie

138. “Me and Ranboo were roleplaying that I was gifting him a rat” Wilbur

139. “I’ll have to horoscope all over the place” Wilbur

140. “No one’s as alive as me” Tubbo

141. “A minecraft bird cant fly with two left wings” Wilbur

142. “She’s a FREAK, but a fun freak in that” Tommy

143. "You never realise how long a minute is until you spend it waiting to die" Kevin

144. "How do we know this isn't an act of god?" Tommy

145. "He plays Minecraft and I play psychological thriller" Iskall

146. “Dream is a modern day Hannah Montana” Illumina

147. “Maximus Bucharest is not just a fashion house. He is a fashion bungalow” Max Fosh

148. “You pulled him out of a catalog. But because you pulled him out of a catalog his personality is paper-thin” Dylan

149. "Do you want her to marry a freaking tree? 'Cause I'm available” Dylan

150. “Oh no, my cod, it’s drowning!” Joel

151. “You give a man fishing rode and he is fed forever. You give him 8 buckets of salmon and he is scared and confused” Wilbur

152. “Trees help you breathe, and we all need to breathe to play Minecraft” Joel

153. “The beach people worship Totoro” Lizzie

154. “It feels like Scott did a weird random wheel generator, balanced it out and that’s the teams!” Antfrost

155. “It’s not Lime Llamas, it’s Lime Liars, and it’s me, Dream, Fruit and Your mom” Zeuz

156. “I am not gonna wrote Aqua Axolotls cause I can’t be bothered” Zeuz

157. “Church? It’s a Saturday. Church doesn’t exist” Wilbur

158. “What’s a Wisconsin?” ZombieCleo

QUOTEBOOK of random mcyt and crewfu streamers

Feel free to reblog with the ones you have

(((I don’t know why I am saving them, but I do)))

1. “Oh it looks different in the darkness! Like a glow stick!” Ranboo

2. “Just killed a woman, feeling good” Tommy

3. “I am not mad, I am just disappointed in everything you are” Tommy

4. “Even if i started as a gaslighter, I ended as a girlboss, and that is what matter” Tommy

5. “No one except me put my life in danger, but yet i still do” Tommy

6. “I lost, but to be fair, i also cheated” Tommy

7. “I am my own girlfriend” Tommy

8. “I have a gun and no will to live. Let’s see what will happen” Tommy, playing minecraft

9. “Scott doesn’t like my russian dancing???” Tubbo

10. “I think I am fine just russian dancing, baby!” Tubbo

11. “I haven’t got a time to lose” Tommy

12. “If you don’t like the rules, you shouldn’t be in Wyoming” Tommy

13. “I think psychological war is a key to all relationships” Tommy

14. “Sorry, you couldn’t talk to me, I was too busy being alpha” Wilbur

15. “She drops her wings like guillotine” Wilbur

16. “Tubbo maybe love America. But I only love things that are real. Like Jesus” Wilbur

17. “I will give you advice. No matter how you look, no matter who or where you are. QUIT YOUR JOB! And then start a company! And quit it too! There’s not enough quitters in the world” Tommy

18. “If we all build a bomb and then combine it, we can finally get rid of America!” Tommy

19. “Will, I am dipped again” Tommy

20. “We need mud more than ever” Tommy

21. “We’re dumpenning the glam” Tommy

22. “I’m the only cock around here” Tommy

23. “Get birthed, bitch. Enjoy pregnancy, you fuck” Tommy

24. “Thing about friends is that they all gonna leave you. So you should leave them first” Tommy

25. “If Georgenotfound was a mouse, Schlatt would be a rat” Tommy

26. “‘I can't block clutch that’ is what I said when my marriage was failing” Tommy

27. “Who these axolotl fucks and why are they getting more attention than me?” Tommy

28. “Oh, this zombie found a food. But I am a food” Tommy

29. “Let me find my own battles” Tommy

30. “I got this boat still, I am optimising on it” Tommy

31. “The wind is truly cooking up on my sail” Tommy

32. “There’s a thing, Phil. I overcame death” Tommy

33. “Everyone dies in their own unique and wonderful way” Tommy

34. “I crave manipulation” Tommy

35. “I’m gatekeeping right now pretty hard, ngl” Sneeg

36. “Would’ve start seriously dming Tubbo” Tommy

37. “I lost my phone, I think I dropped it in the shower and never picked it up” Tubbo

38. Tommy: You didn’t explain me the game!

Tubbo: Well, explaining only works when you listen

Tommy: Mememem look at me, I am Tubbo, I am smart

39. “C’mon,king, take Pakistan, you deserve this” Tubbo

40. Tubbo: I think it’s everyone’s game except for Tommy.

Tommy, chuckling: Thanks, man. Iran will remember that.

41. “You lecturning me” Tommy, to the Villager

42. "It's not about the people you mend along the way, it's about- it's about you know, the fact that when- 'cause you're gonna die, the fact that when you die, you're not- you're not alone" - TommyInnit, 2022.

43. “I am wearing a Tubbo hoodie. I am wearing a Tubbo hoodie. I am wearing a Tubbo hoodie. Tubbo moment, Tubbo moment” Tommy

44. “Guys, I am currently your uncomfortable streamer, because I am completely discomforted” Tommy

45. “‘Streamer has morals’? Just know I can turn them off. I can and I will” Tubbo

46. “As a civilization, would we benefit from Tommyinnit not being able to swim?” Wilbur

47. “What is my origin?! A cancer pation?? I need to deal with it here too??” Techno

48. “I will not add something like that to my kingdom. Too much math. And I am gay, I can’t do maths” Scott S Smajor

49. “I don't know how you expect us to live laugh love in these conditions” Scott S Smajor

50. “Only Tubbo would go ‘I’ve been craving ability of changing probability recently’” Tommy

51. “But only if it’s cute. If it’s not… I’d rather live dangerously” Scott S Smajor

52. "Gatekeep, Gaslight, and Girlboss, Cleo. That's the 3 Gs of this series. You want to gatekeep the resources, you want to gaslight the other players, and you want to girlboss by winning" Scott S Smajor

53. “I am gatekeeping gates now! No one gets in!” Scott S Smajor

54. "I already came out, it was a few years ago Pearl. It was a hard time” Scott S Smajor

55. “I encourage milfs and dilfs to watch my streams” Tommy

56. “My job in this group is to make it extremely gay” Scott

57. “Who cares. I care” Tubbo

58. “You know, sometimes I really don’t know how I got this far in life” Jimmy Solidarity

59. “Please don't put a bomb in it if you ever give me a gift either, i don't like bombs” Tommy

60. “If your brother calls you an idiot, you should say ‘Shut up bitch’” Foolish

61. “The thing is: my game is never over, it’s only started” Tommy

62. “You used to be about water courses and Georgenotfound” Wilbur

63. “It’s not about the noise, it’s about the journey” Tommy

64. “We sacrificed two more people to the hardcore world” Joel Smallishbeans

65. “Big spiky hips. That’s what I look in women” Wilbur

66. “Never put your fucking jizz and cum in the corner bitch” Jack Manifold

67. “I can feel myself melting down. I’m like a Chernobyl now” Tubbo

68. “What people did? Invented anime and war. Let’s eat people” Tommy

69. “Beckyamon, I take back all my thoughts about you I didn’t say outloud” Tommy

70. “You know? I all for equality, but I draw a line on eating people” Tubbo

71. “I remember losing my kidney virginity” Tommy

72. “Minding my business, I had a hay in my mouth. What can I say? I am a man of culture. So…” Tubbo

73. “I don’t think you should take eyeballs from strangers” GeminiTay

74. “Me too, king. I’m glad we can hang out like the old and gays… WAIT, I didn’t mean to say old and gays, it just kinda came out! Sorry… Well, they came out too.” Jack Manifold

75. “Philza Minecraft don’t do mercy. He also don’t do Geneva Convention” Tubbo

76. “An Irishmen never trust anyone who can make tea in the dark” Jacksepticeye

77. "I sucked Fundy... I'm sure he'll appreciate that” 5up

78. "A bunch of f*cking idiots... and then 5up" Sleepy

79. “Sometimes i get in the shower with socks on to prove a point” Tubbo

80. “I like it when girl use my own voice” Tommy

81. “You know I was pretending that I am bad at the game. But now when we are at 3 game, I can go all on” Connor

82. “I’m not the bigger person.. and I will never be the bigger person. but my god, will I be the louder person” Tubbo

83. “Guys, I guess my demons are coming out, Ive been threatening to fight a viewer for the past 5 minutes” Connor

84. “I can find something to complain about, give me 45 seconds” Connor

85. “Why would they make a game on any mechanic after 1.8” Connor

86. "I'm just a realist. It's not mean, some people would call is being real" DK

87. Tina: Apollo, why did you run away from this?

DumbDog: Cause I’m a bad bitch