#“MASTER HE ROLLED HIS EYES AT ME” “IM NOT EVEN LOOKING AT YOU DIPSHIT” “MASTER ARE YOU SEEING THIS HE'S-”

[esperparty]

how many siblings fights did Narinder have to break up? How often did Baal & Aym start fights with each other......

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I am enjoying this mpreg AU like a fine wine! You've got serious talent. If you're willing to take requests for it, I have one: a while back someone joked about pregnant Kohga craving fish. Is there any chance we could see that? Him getting pissed at Sooga because it's somehow his fault? 😂But we know Sooga's going to go fishing or find some way to prepare fish in a way his hubby might like?

Ya'll love fucking with Kohga, don't you? Aight, let's go.

"Sooga!"

"Yes Master Kohga?"

This was the first time Kohga had been out of the base since news of his pregnancy. They had decided to go to the beach, since Kohga LOVED sea air and the hot sun. However, this meant that Kohga was also TERRIBLY moody as well. The sun was too hot, his drink was too watery- it was always something to complain about. Everyone but Sooga and Mipha seemed to mind.

"I'm hungry. Make me something to eat."

Link had set a cooking pot right at the beach purely for them to cook whatever they wished. Surprisingly enough, this was the first meal Kohga had asked for all day, and Sooga was eager to finally give him something to eat.

"I will do my best. What would you like?"

Kohga hummed a bit in thought, before pointing to Sidon, who had just been standing there, eating a bowl of whatever Mipha just made.

"What are YOU eating, fish sticks?"

"Oh Mipha made me a soup! It's-"

"Gimme."

Sidon let him take the bowl from him, and Kohga helped himself greedily. He seemed to like it, given how eagerly he was eating it.

"Oh, you like it?"

"ALL of Mipha's cooking is good! MIPHA! GOOD SOUP GIRL!"

Mipha turned to look at him, clearly confused, not that he knew why. He finished the bowl, handing the empty dish to Sidon.

"Whatever the hell that was, I want more of it. LOTS more."

Sooga seemed to sigh in relief. Kohga hasn't been wanting to eat much asides from banana desserts, so to have him crave actual food, made Sooga feel much better.

"Wonderful. What soup was it exactly? I can get more ingredients."

"Clam chowder!"

Kohga was about to go back to his magazine, before stopping.

"I'm sorry, that was...what?"

"Clam chowder! I just caught the snails a second ago! I'm about to get some crabs and porgy, if you'd like to join me, Sooga."

Sooga knew what was coming. Knew that look in Kohga's eyes. Kohga sat up a bit, and motioned for Sooga to kneel down.

"Sooga."

"Yes Master-"

"YOU KNOCKED ME UP, AND NOW, N O W IM CRAVING FI S H. YOU DIPSHIT!"

"Master Kohga please!-"

Kohga made quite the display of smacking him upside the head with the rolled up paper, CLEARLY not a happy hubby. Sooga covered his head as he took a few decent whacks, before Kohga seemed to grow bored of it, grumbling as he laid back.

"I'm so fucking pissed at you. God fucking dammit I'm pissed at you. Son of a fucking bitch."

"....do you still want fish?"

"Yes, I do, because I'm fucking hungry. But I hate you right now. Go do your stupid fishing shit."

"Yes, Master Kohga."

Sooga being told to fish FOR Master Kohga? It was a dream come true, even though Kohga clearly wasn’t happy about it. Sidon and Sooga spent a good moment by the water, fishing to their hearts content. They returned after a moment, nets full of armored porgy and mighty carp, as well as buckets full of snails and crabs. It was enough of a haul to feed everyone, but Kohga was the one he was worried about. They both brought their catches to shore, and Sooga took it upon himself to cook this meal himself. He liked fish now it seemed, maybe he liked it how HE would eat it. Kohga was STILL grumpy when he brought him his plate of food.

“Are you still mad?”

“Yes. This stuff smells SO good right now, and I hate it. I should be disgusted with you, AND this food. Now feed me.”

“Long as you’re willing to eat, be as mad as you’d like. Here, try this. It’s how I eat blackened crab. I believe it’ll sate you, despite my awful cooking.”

Kohga cringed at the sight of the cooked crab in his hands, and started to tuck into it. It was a gentle, careful bite at first, before turning greedy, picking the thing clean. Sooga chuckled, honestly surprised to see Kohga tucking into something he made so greedily.

“It’s good, really good. I fucking hate it.”

“I’m just happy to see you eating, Master Kohga.”

“I’m eating so I don’t tear your head off. These things are fucking disgusting.”

“Would you like to try some roasted porgy?”

“That sounds so fucking gross. Give me. Don’t think this is saving you from me once we’re home.”

“Looking forward it, Master Kohga. Truly.”

[madcapmyth]

The Weakness

ANYWAYS I wanted to write out and explore a really fucked dynamic that Tai and I came up with for our OCs,,,, pls no yelly at me! or Tai! Plus I havent posted writing in a long time, even tho I uhhhh wrote this back in like... August? I think. Im pretty happy with how this came out, you get a p good sense of Bryce here. 

The Subway Witch, Jeremy and Nilla belong to Tais-Sketchbook on DeviantART (I cant remember if u have an art tumblr rn AHH)  Bryce, Morana, and Sebastian belong to me

Content warning for: a couple homophobic slurs, violence, gun violence, school shooting stuff, yeaeeaaahhhhh

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Whack, went the baseball bat, against Bryce's upper back. Whump, went Bryce against the ground. His gun, a sawed off shotgun, left his grip as he fell, landing a couple feet away. A swift kick to the ribcage moved him further from his weapon. Bryce rolled onto his back, wincing slightly. He knew he was going to be sore as could be in the morning. He'd make it out again, he's been in worse situations and he knew that the Subway Witch's Hunter wouldn't kill him. He never did. 'Never have figure out why, the fuckin' jackass.' Bryce thought, as he propped himself up on his elbows and locked eyes with Jeremy.

A few years ago. The talent scouter was at the school, looking for promising young sports players to give scholarships to. Jeremy was nervous but excited, baseball was one of the few things he truly and honestly enjoyed, and the chance to get a scholarship for it made him ecstatic. The opportunity to show off his skills was just after lunch. He waited for the bells to ring, but instead the fire alarm began its shrill cry. Gunshots rang out in the hallways of the high school, students scattering into the classrooms and hiding behind desks. Homemade pipebombs sent shards of glass and nails flying into the lockers, some unlucky students getting struck by the shrapnel. Smoke began to cloud the hallways. Strutting through the halls, the gunman took quick aim at the fleeing students and squeezed the trigger. The shot left the barrel and hit one boy in the thigh, severing the artery and dropping him like a stone to the ground. He was left to bleed out like a stuck pig. Jeremy ran through the halls, trying to make sense of the chaos. He turned the corner, and saw the doors leading out to the back of the school. Oh, thank god- He thought, but his thoughts were cut off by a gunshot behind him, and a rapid pain in his shoulder. Hitting the ground as a second shot went off, Jeremy clutched his shoulder and yelled. Laughter greeted his ears. "Oh man, I wish I coulda seen your fuckin' face!" The gunman strode towards him, and kicked Jeremy in the stomach, the gunman's duster flaring out behind him as he did so. "Bryce, what are you doing?!" Jeremy asked, shaken at the realization of who's responsible for the carnage gripping the school at this moment. "Yeah, I'm selling girl scout cookies. The fuck's it look like I'm doing, dipshit?" Bryce snapped. "Get outta here, you fuckin' dramatic bitch." Jeremy hesitated, before scrambling to his feet and running to the doors as Bryce let off a wild shot at him. Stumbling out the doors, he looked around wildly for help. Jeremy's shoulder never did heal properly. Present day. Bryce glared up at Jeremy, then turned his head to the side and spat, a small amount of blood mixed with saliva. "The fuck do you want?" Bryce hissed. Jeremy grabbed Bryce by the collar of his duster and slammed him against a tree. "This is all your fault!" Jeremy yelled, nodding towards his injured shoulder. "I lost my chance at life! All because you had to be a loser and shoot innocent people!" Jeremy shoved the school shooter to the ground. Bryce rolled away from the tree, sitting up back where he started. "Then why the fuck don't you finish your sloppy work then?!" Bryce snapped back. "You never kill me! Just attack me and then leave like a goddam coward! Why don't you just man up and fuckin' kill me already?!?" "Because I like you!" Jeremy shouted, his facial features quickly filling with regret. "You what?" Bryce hissed, before laughing sharply. Jeremy turned tail, aiming to run, run far away. As soon as Jeremy turned around, Bryce lunged for his shotgun. Swinging it around quickly, he pulled the trigger and let loose the buckshot. Jeremy's legs didn't stand a chance. They buckled out from under him, pain flaring through both. He tried to stand and collapsed again, instead trying to crawl backwards, at least until his back met a tree trunk. "You're goddamn useless, ya know that? This is fuckin' rich, liking the guy who's shot you! Who apparently ruined your whole damn life! Fuckin' useless fag." Bryce left, leaving Jeremy to ponder his fate. He'd tell one of the other proxies that the Witch's Hunter had been shot, and was waiting to die. Kicking the old wooden door to the farmhouse wide open, Bryce puffed his chest out. "What's got you all proud?" A brunette grumbled, busy sharpening her combat knife at the kitchen table. "I found the Hunter's weakness. It's me. I'm his goddamn weakness. Fuckin' gay. That's why he never finished his work and killed me." Bryce scoffed. "Useless fucker." "Speaking of useless, did you drag him back here for harvest, or did you fucking leave that for someone else again?" Break Away snarled. "Fuck, you think I'm touching that homo? You're hilarious. Nah, I left him for Chains to drag in, assuming that dumbass can find the Hunter. I'm fuckin' going to bed." He shrugged his duster off, draping it over a chair and headed towards the stairs. Climbing up the rickety steps, the boards creaked and groaned, alerting the other proxies someone was back. "My room better be fuckin' void of the others I swear-" Bryce nudged the door open, only to see a girl in a dirty dinosaur onesie curled up on his bed. Closing the door quietly, he tip toed towards his bed. "For fuck's sake, 'Nilla..." He mumbled. "Why you always gotta be in my room?" Lifting her carefully, he deposited her on her cot in the room, careful not to step on the scattered ammunition. 'She must have been trying to build towers again, Christ...' Bryce stretched out on his bed, his torso sore and a small grin on his face. Soon the Hunter would be dead, his organs harvested for the Field Children's master and the body thrown into a river. Soon he wouldn't have to deal with Jeremy ever again. If only Chains had found the Hunter first.

[yes-bitchxxxmarvel-stuff]

You Are Who You Choose To Be!

(Chapter 1) Part 2 Who I Was Meant To Be!

Tony Stark'sXDaughter Nathaile Stark

(Prompts This Is A Tony Stark And Daughter Stark Imagine I Came Up With Myself.

What If Thanos Never Did The Snap! But Instead Tony Stark's Daughter Sacrficed!! Herself Instead To Protect The Avenger's And Save The Entire Universe!

(Warning's) Language! Violence!

Alright Dad alright!!! We went to turn around when i felt someone put their arm around my neck pulling tight than putting a gun to my head. Peter was also in a headlock with a gun to his head Everybody stay where you are chill the F' out! This guy Took his helmet off than pointed his gun at Dad I'm going to ask you this one time!

Where is Gamora?

Oh I'll do you one better who's Gamora?

The guy dad had pinned to the ground yelled I'll do you one better Why is Gamora

I sware I'm going to shoot this Guy!

Yeah come on let's do it you shoot my guy I'll blast him Let's go The guy yelled Do It Quill i can take it Another voice came from behind me No he can't take it Strange looked at him she's right he can't take it Alright if you don't want to tell me where Thanos is That's fine I'll kill all 4 of you starting with this one right here Strange looked at this Quill guy that still had me in a headlock. Alright Thanos let me ask you this one time? What Master do you serve? What am i supposed to say Jesus? So your from earth? No I'm from Missouri! That's on Earth Dipshit! Yeah Whatever  Mr.Suit man i am I looked up at him So your not with Thanos? No! Quill realsed me He took my girl I'm here to kill him I walked away from him over to dad.

So who are you guy's I looked at him We're the Avengers Dude! Dad pulled me back to him I am they are not! The woman looked at me your the one's who Thor told us about You know Thor? Yeah Tall looking dude not that good looking I raised my eyebrow. Okay so why are you guy's going after Thanos we are going to Steal the Gaunlet before he ends half of Humanity Quill do you know where Thor was headed? He was talking about some Place that could make Weapons! For The God's

I grinned yeah Now that Sounds like the Thor we know. Quill how did you get here do you have a Ship? Yeah i have a Ship Mr.Suitman why? Could you give us a Ride to Waknada And where is that exactly? It's on Earth Dipshit dose it look like I'm from Space.

I walked out from behind Dad over to Quill i opened the face shield. He stepped back Woah!! Your a chick? Uh well yeah Listen I'm sorry about my father he's kind of a Hard ass My name is Nathaile Stark! Quill held his hand out Im Star-Lord Aka

Peter Quill I smiled Star-Lord? Yeah? Okay

It's nice to meet you. He turned around oh and this is my Team that's Drax and This is Mantis and That's Nebula It's nice to meet you Nathaile Dad walked in between us okay You don't need to introduce yourself to the space guy's Now could you give us that ride? Sure And you are? I'm Stark!! And that's all you need to know my ships over here Lady's first Quill held his hand out walking me up onto his ship after we all got on Quill got in the driver's seat the rest of his team got in the other open seats Mantis smiled at me you can sit in this seat Groot sat here he won't mind i think he would really like you! Dad walked up to me You alright? yeah I'm fine why are you being all soft all of a sudden? What are you trying to do Impress them so they will take us home? And why are we going to Waknada?

No Haile i am not trying to impress the Space People and we are going there Because i know someone there who can help us I leand back in my seat I didn't say another word the rest of the trip we safely Entered the Earth's Atmosphere with no problems We were getting close to Waknada.

Listen Stark we need a plan for when he comes and we all know he's coming For That Stone the Wizard has And Visions Mind Stone Peter and I stood back as they all talked about their plan Hey guy's I have a Plan they just continued talking.

I walked up to everyone Hey I have a Plan at least hear me out come on Dad finally snapped No you are not helping I told you and Peter are to fall back and let us take care of this thing Stark at least Let her tell us what her Plan is Strange i don't need you telling me how to be a parent! Stark just give her a chance Fine!!!

Dad crossed his arms Haile Do tell us what your brilliant Plan is? He stepped back letting me Speak. Mantis you said you had the Ability to make someone sleep correct? Yes if you could Make him sleep long enough for Dr.Strange to hold him down while My Dad Peter Quill and Drax to pull the Gauntlet From his hand Than we would have it! Stark I'm starting to Think your Daughter is more of Genius than you!

Shut Up Strange! Dr.Strange put his arm around my shoulders we will go with your plan Kid! I walked back to the seating area taking my seat with a huge smile on my face As we fastly approached Waknada.

Someone came through on the Radio.

Who are you and how do you know about this place? Respond now or we will shoot you down!! How do you work this thing Quill press that button and hold it down to talk. This is your Final Warning Speak now or we will shoot you down!

This Is Tony Stark!! I'm here to speak with

T'Challa I'm an Avenger The other end went Quiet Hello? Is anyone there?

Mr.Stark T'Challa Yes! It's great to finally hear from you We were beginning to Wonder if you were ever going to show up Your not the only Avenger who's come here The rest of the Avengers are here as well We will be waiting for you at the landing strip.

Oh and Mr.Stark

Welcome To Waknada

Guy's look at that We had flew through some kind of invisibility Cloak the hid the world of Waknada This place was even more beautiful than i thought it would be Quill brought the ship down on the landing strip we exited the ship Sure enough T'Challa was standing there Along with the rest of the Avengers I stopped when i saw Uncle Rhodey It had been Month's sense the last time i saw him

I opened the suit and went running towards Him Haile? Is that you? Uncle Rhodey a huge smile filled his face I jumped into his arm's hugging him Where have you been where did you go? We will talk about it later Okay later is fine anyway how have you been? You look good? I smiled iv been better Dad walked up next to us Rhodes nice to see you could make it! Yeah you too.

I stepped back I couldn't believe everyone was all here back together in one place

The only people missing were

   Steve Thor and Clint

Aunt Nat hugged me Hey you how are you? I'm good how about you?

I'm doing alright is your dad with you?

Before i got a chance to amswer Dad was bossing me around yet again!

Haile get back into your suit it's not safe

I rolled my eye's yeah Nat he's here

Damnit!! I looked at her confused What? What is it? Oh right Shit! Steve's here isn't he? Yeah he's here I turned around I went for Dad I knew this could end in too Ways Dad and Steve were going to continue their fight When he found out about who Killed my Grandparents Or he was going to forget about it for now and leave it alone.

Before i could get to him Steve Walked over to us Haile! Is that you? Ugh yeah Hi Steve he hugged me It's been what 3, 4 years? Yeah somthing like that I felt an arm rest on my shoulder i looked over my shoulder Dad was standing behind me I looked back at Steve. Ready to stop this if a fight broke out Tony it's nice to see you Dad nodded than looked away Cap! Peter looked at me Awkward!!

Shuri pointed up into the sky

Hey guys i hate to interrupt but Their is something Big Entering the Atmosphere

I looked up Oh God he's here I looked at Peter this is it it's really happening Pete look at me I put my hands to the sides of his face stick to the Plan Remember the plan.

T'Challa walked over to us in the Black Panther Suit everyone else with me Let's Avenge the World Haile look at me I turned to Dad yeah? It's your Time now Make me proud I smiled Don't worry i won't let you down We stood back as a Force Field went around Waknada two of Those Q Ships landed releasing a bunch of monster's

We stood our ground as we watched these things try to break through the Wall killing themselves when they did make it Through Haile! You stay where either me or Rhodey can see you Peter you too.

T'Challa Stepped forward we can't let them get behind us we need to keep them in front of us For Visions sake Open The force Field Wait if you open that Waknada will be Destroyed It will be the end of Wakanda Well we better make it one hell of an Ending Nakia and Okoye Stood next to

T'Challa Do it!! Open the Force Field!!.

T'Challa's Panther mask coverd his face and crossed his arms over his chest Yelling

Wakanda Forever as T'Challa and Cap Took off running towards the creatures everyone stayed behind I stayed behind Dad and Rohdey for the most part but i did get to Take some of the creature's out I heard a loud Explosion come from behind me I spun around Seeing that the Creatures had Entered Where Vision and Wanda were Shit! I flew up off the ground into the air heading for the building I landed in the back where the building had been blown open i started fighting off the beasts till i was pinned to the ground I hit them with everything i had the including the Blasters F.R.I.D.A.Y Started talking to me Haile your taking too much impact at once the suit can't handle it you need to get out of here Haile!!

No I'm not leaving i can do this!

My head was now being slammed into the ground repeatedly i somehow manged to free my arm Blasting the 3 creature's ontop of me in the head killing them i pushed them off me and stood i could feel the blood running down my face I managed to make it into the building Shuri was still working on Vision Wanda was fighting the Creature's alone I limped my way over to her Haile! Get out of here i got this!

No Wanda I'm not leaving She blasted me out with her power's i landed outside the door on my back I laid their Trying to catch my breath when another Creature jumped on top of me I started hitting it over and over again I went to Blast it with the blaster's But nothing came out!! Ugh F.R.I.D.A.Y What the hell is going on with my suit? I told you Nathaile your suit can not take on anymore Damage I head butted the The Monster hard enough it flew up off me i got up and leaned up against the building I went to leave the area I was half way off the ground when something grabbed me by the leg pulling me back to the ground The same creature pulled me down to it slaming it's fist through the Suit stabbing me in my abdomen with it's claws I let out a Piercing Scream!!

God Damnit!! F.R.I.D.A.Y GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!! The suit lifted off the ground i was in the air i pulled my arm's from the suit and held my hands over my abdomen my hands were soaking wet from all the blood I put pressure on it grinding my teeth together It stung so bad! I laid back in the suit trying to steady my breathing

I was suddenly Blinded from a bright Blue light that lit up the sky Thor landed in the middle of the field taking out half of the Monsters Suddenly that red flashing light came across the screen System Failure The whole suit shut down I started screaming As i was now falling out of the sky.

Tony where is Haile? Mr.Stark look! We looked up in the sky Haile's suit had black smoke coming out of it as she was falling out of the sky Oh my God she's flying dead stick!! Rohdey Took off Towards her

While Peter and I faught off the Creature's watching from the ground in Horror as she fell closer and closer to Earth!

Mr.Stark He knocked the Creature to the ground What is it Peter? Look I looked up in the sky as Rohdey Caughter her They both landed a few feet from the fight their was nothing but a huge dust cloud when they hit the ground I took off over to them I landed next to them She wasn't moving Rohdey was trying to open her suit Tony i can't get the suit open F.R.I.D.A.Y Read Vitals

Sir! She has a Pulse What Happened F.R.I.D.A.Y?? The suit took all it could She wouldn't listen to me Sir I broke the suit open pulling it from her body her eyes were closed she was holding onto the side of her Abdomen I moved her hands seeing all the blood her hands fell limp on her chest

Oh God! I put my hand to the side of her face Haile? Her chest was slowly rising than falling Rhodey I need to get her out of here Stay with her I'll be right back.

I stood up flying up off the ground Peter He looked up in the sky Mr.Stark? Kid she needs you Rhodey is with her F.R.I.D.A.Y

i need another Suit here ASAP!! I looked down only seeing a few creature's left we had killed them off T'Challa i need your help It's my daughter Every Avenger stopped what they were doing And listened to Tony Talk she's dieing she's been stabbed by one of the Creatures she's losing a lot of blood!

Marvel Imagine By @yes-bitchxxxmarvel-stuff

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