#“GAAASSPP WOLVIE YOU HAVE A TAIL!!” “Nu uh!! its just.. hair! im- im a very hairy man!”

[icarusredwings]

Im quite literally a "Logan has a tiny tail, and that's why he wears high waisted pants all the time because he's embarrassed and insecure about it" truther.

Yeah we can dream about him having a big lusheous long tail but I like to think in my little brain that its about the size of a deers, a scrappy little thing that most likely is a wagable (cause marvel magic) vestigial tail. They can be up to 13 cm long, and it can move and contract if curled. It occurs twice as often in males as in females and otherwise is harmless depending on location.

I imagine his would be a bit lower, like the bone being right where his buttcrack would be and the tail lays over his booty a bit so it can look odd in some types of pants, the thicker the better.

Maybe that's why he doesn't like spandex.

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